Huang Xiaolong and Yan Kai sat on Chen Yerong's stall, their heads drooping listlessly, smoking a stuffy cigarette, and staring at the newly opened stall diagonally opposite.

"'Lost Tang Dynasty Wu Zetian Flavor Smoked Duck', Nima, this is too good to blow, right?" Huang Xiaolong muttered.

I saw that on the new booth over there, 7 professional models had already begun to scratch their heads and pose. Pose. When posing, I also intentionally or unintentionally lifted the already short skirt up; or do caress the thorax; or sell cute; Or take a catwalk with a plate...... Do whatever it takes. With a smile and a smile, the exhibition shows some extremely sultry charm.

The more people gathered, the more they gathered. Then began to heckle, applaud, make obscenities, whistle......

On the other hand, Chen Yerong's stall......

On a table, there are several dinner plates, each plate contains a smoked duck with a yellow-orange-orange fragrance and a light jasmine tea fragrance, and there are hooks on the table, and some smoked ducks are hung. also made a neon sign..."Secret flavor smoked duck in the Qianlong period".

But no one cares!

Everyone was drawn to the stalls diagonally opposite.

To use a cheesy analogy, Chen Yerong's stall now looks like an ugly and bitter-faced woman; The stall is like the top brand in the Shaolin abbot of the post-80s generation in ancient times, and the kind of art that does not sell his body.

"Xiaolong, sister will tell you, these days, no matter what kind of business you do, find a few beautiful girls to stop anywhere, throw a few flying kisses and a few winks, and you can attract popularity," Chen Yerong walked over and sat next to Huang Xiaolong. "I knew that my sister had spent money to invite a few girls from art schools to come over...... Hey, this time it was a fiasco. The worst thing is that people sell smoked duck anywhere. If he sells pig's trotters, barbecue, fried noodles or something, that's it... By the way, Xiaolong, what about your beautiful friend? ”

"I guess it's almost there." Huang Xiaolong replied absentmindedly. "Still, I don't see it. Two fists are hard to beat four hands, I call someone over, what's the use of being beautiful? Where are there 7 people, energetic, plump, breasts, fat, buttocks, and scratching one by one...... Sister, look, the yellow-haired one, Nima, is about to take out her milk...... Too dedicated, right? Purple hair, isn't it? I've seen all the hair! What a bad moral! ”

Just as Huang Xiaolong was chattering, his mobile phone rang.

Guan Jing called.

As soon as he answered the phone, Guan Jing's signature milky voice came into Huang Xiaolong's ears...... "Xiaolong, I'm here, I'm at the corner of the street, can you come out and pick me up?" ”

"Oh... You park the car and I'll come out now. Huang Xiaolong hung up the phone and ran out to pick up people.

Corner. When Huang Xiaolong saw Guan Jing, he only felt that his eyes lit up.

Guan Jing was obviously deliberately dressed.

She wore a white chiffon long-sleeved shirt and a tight black tube skirt, the skirt was very short, just covering the thighs|root|, showing off the plump and beautiful legs. Flesh-colored stockings and shiny silver high heels, combined with her mature temperament, make people squirt nosebleeds. A few buttons on the shirt were deliberately loosened, revealing a section of lilac lace, squeezing out a deep groove. Her breasts are very big and straight, and the shape of her breasts is very perfect, half-covered and half-hidden, which really makes people have the urge to rush up and grab two handfuls at the risk of breaking the law. She also wore a delicate watch and a black bag, which made up some of her beauty.

She didn't wear too much heavy makeup, her makeup was very light, but her lip gloss was very bright, and the light flashed and flashed, which made people feel the urge to kiss and suck.

Long black shawl hair, the charm in his eyes...

Huang Xiaolong was dumbfounded!

Suddenly, Huang Xiaolong's mind flashed a wonderful clip of an island country's literary and artistic film, and he suddenly woke up...... Nima, in that film, Yui Hatano is dressed like this! At that time, she played a teacher, and was later ...... by a group of lewd students

Role-playing?

"Xiaolong," Guan Jing walked over with a very charming twist of her waist.

Huang Xiaolong immediately smelled a very feminine smell of perfume.

Huang Xiaolong couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and his heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably.

"Xiaolong, you let me wear my surname, do you think this is good?" Guan Jing's numb voice sounded in Huang Xiaolong's ears.

This made Huang Xiaolong's heart feel like a cat's claw, itching to the bone...

Huang Xiaolong swore that if he was in the same room as a lonely man and a widow, he would definitely lose his ability to sustain himself and do something that violated discipline!

This is simply a stunner to seduce men to sin!

"Okay, very good, very surnamed..."Huang Xiaolong didn't dare to look at Guan Jing squarely, his eyes swept down, and he saw Guan Jing's beautiful legs, as well as the flesh-colored stockings, and he thought of it with evil taste in his heart...... Nima, these stockings, if you can tear them with your own hands, then it's cool! Thinking about it, a sentence popped out of his mouth. "The stockings were also good..."

"Giggles..."Guan Jingjiao laughed, and suddenly put her mouth to Huang Xiaolong's ear and said in a low voice. Didn't you say last time that I was like that Hatano Yui? I went back to the Internet and watched it, it really seems to be yes, I downloaded a few more of her films to watch... The clothes I wore today, as well as the stockings, were specially bought according to the shape in her film, and when I went out, I looked in the mirror...... Eight images have wood? You say that if I dress like this, will I be forced? Xiaolong, you have to protect me. I'm wearing it for you. ”

"I've seen nine images." Huang Xiaolong glanced at Guan Jing quickly, and then said. "Let's go, go to my stall."

The two walked side by side towards Chen Yerong's stall on Shuangxi Street.

"Xiaolong, do you like Hatano Yui very much?" Guan Jing asked suddenly.

"Uh... I don't like it...... Anyway, it's okay. Huang Xiaolong said weakly.

"Well, I think she's pretty too. Cluck...... Am I suspected of boasting when I say this? Guan Jing covered her mouth and smiled.

"What, Guan Jing, this Hatano Yui, let's not discuss it. What's the use of looking like? People's beds are good at kung fu, not you can compare! Huang Xiaolong shouted.

"Cut..."Guan Jing pursed her mouth disdainfully, and then looked at Huang Xiaolong with silky eyes. I dare to do whatever she can do, as long as it is the man I like, I will do whatever he tells me to do..."

"Uh......" Huang Xiaolong swallowed another mouthful of saliva, "You... You're really the best. ”

………………

Chen Yerong's stall.

"Kaizi, you tell Sister Rong the truth, who did Xiaolong call over today? He doesn't seem to know any friends with different surnames, does he? What do you know? Chen Yerong asked Yan Kaidao vigilantly.

"He didn't say anything to me, he just said it was a colleague. However, I heard them call just now, and my tone was very ambiguous. Yan Kai replied. As soon as his eyes turned, suddenly, his eyes bulged all of a sudden, and the whole person stood up involuntarily, his mouth opened wide, and even a few drops of saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth. "I ...... I...... ...... Friends? Awesome! I'm Nima, this is awesome! Where did you find this? Stars! O goddess! Xiaolong, I'm ...... I knelt for you......"

"Kaizi, what kind of nerves are you!" Chen Yerong scolded, followed Yan Kai's gaze, and then, she was also stunned, "Who is that?" It's beautiful... Moreover, the chest is indeed ...... It's big, the figure, the looks, this, this, this is too good, right? How could Xiaolong have such a friend? I don't know why, all of a sudden, Chen Yerong had a feeling in her heart that she was quite vigilant and quite untasteful. It's a bit sour...

Huang Xiaolong brought Guan Jing over.

"Moses Moses! weeyou

tochina, Ya|蠛|butterfly ahya|蠛|butterfly, 一|堛一|場...... I'm sorry, but my speech isn't very sharp. Yan Kai stared at Guan Jing with hook-like eyes, and then looked at Guan Jing's chest deadly.

"Giggle~~~ I'm Chinese." Guan Jing couldn't help laughing, "Xiaolong, this is your friend, right?" It's quite humorous. ”

"Oh, I'll introduce you." Huang Xiaolong hurriedly said. "This is Yan Kai, my hair is small, this is Sister Rong, my sister."

"Hello Yan Kai, hello Sister Rong, I'm Guan Jing, I'm Xiaolong... Well, good friend. Guan Jing generously owes herself.

"Huh? Chinese? Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding," Yan Kai came back to his senses and said in a flattered voice.

Chen Yerong looked at Guan Jing with scrutinizing eyes, thinking about what the relationship between her and Huang Xiaolong should be, her face was a little not good-looking, and she responded without being salty, "Guan Jing, hello." ”

A woman's sixth sense is very accurate, Guan Jing immediately noticed Chen Yerong's unfriendly and almost repulsive attitude, so she raised her eyes to look at Chen Yerong, and then at Huang Xiaolong, and then she frowned and thought...... "This Sister Rong is so beautiful, is she Xiaolong's own sister?" No, her surname is Chen, not Huang. She's kind of targeting me......"

Huang Xiaolong didn't feel the subtlety of the atmosphere, so he said directly. "Guan Jing, now I'll tell you the general situation, tonight is the opening of my smoked duck stall, so I'll ask you to come over and do me a favor, promote for me, you are a beauty, you will definitely attract attention." However, things have changed, you look over there...... There is also a new stall on the opposite side, which also sells smoked duck, and actually invited 7 young models to come over, and now things are a bit tricky. ”

"Oh... It looks like it's very powerful. Guan Jing glanced at the stall over there.

At this moment, the booth over there made a big move!

That Yang Feng got the stereo right, connected a wired microphone, and shouted loudly. "Dear neighbors, dear diners, today is the great joy of the opening of 'Tang Dynasty Wu Zetian Smoked Duck'! We welcome all diners to taste it for free! Well, there will be a lottery event later, please participate actively. I'll reveal it, the prizes are very generous, and there is also a chance to take photos with the models! Now or never. What? That big sister, you say I'm hype? Right! I'm just hype! However, I want to say that without diamonds, we don't have porcelain work, we don't have any real skills, dare to spend such a big price to hype? Our smoked duck has a secret recipe! Wu Zetian, everyone is familiar with it, right? We are the only female emperor in Chinese history! Why did she become a female emperor? Just because she loves to eat our smoked duck! Don't believe it, that young man, you're not convinced, are you? Come on, come on, you come and taste! ”

"Our smoked duck has a Chinese herbal formula! Strictly speaking, it is a kind of medicinal diet! The woman eats and beautifies her face; The man ate the dragon spirit and the tiger fiercely, eight times a night; The child ate and developed his intelligence, and scored 100 points in the exam...... "That Yang Feng is indeed a material for stand-up comedy, just say a few words casually, and the onlookers over there will be a sensation, so they squeeze inside."

"Come one by one! Gratuitous! Everyone, please line up! ”

"It's... This is a talent. Guan Jing looked at Huang Xiaolong with a very pessimistic look. Xiaolong, the momentum has been built up over there, and it's useless for you to call me here. Even if I strip naked, no one will necessarily come..."

"What do you say?" Chen Yerong glared at Guan Jing. "What a strip, your joke is not funny at all!"

"What's that, sister, Guan Jing is talking a little bit...... Straightforwardly, don't be angry, don't be angry. Huang Xiaolong felt that Sister Rong was a little wrong, she usually had a good temper, how could Guan Jing come, it was like taking gunpowder. He hurriedly came out to play a round and glanced at Guan Jing again and again, telling her not to be angry.

Guan Jingxin said, why are you angry at me when you have nothing to do? Come on, for the sake of you being Xiaolong's sister, my aunt and grandmother put up with it!

Guan Jing didn't look at Chen Yerong, but walked directly to the table where the smoked duck was placed, picked up a plate with smoked duck, and walked over. "Xiaolong, let's also invite diners to taste it for free, how about it?"

"Okay! The taste of my smoked duck must be stronger than his bragging thing, I don't believe it, in the catering business, the good taste will be squeezed out by the bad taste. All the hype is a floating cloud! Huang Xiaolong perked up a bit, and also ran over to pick up a plate containing smoked duck.

Yan Kai and Chen Yerong were not idle, they all went over to pick up the plate.

Four people stood in front of the stall.

"Handsome guy, could you please taste our smoked duck? Delicious, free to taste. Guan Jing stopped a middle-aged man in his forties.

"Ahh Beauty, you... Are you running this stall? You...... You're beautiful, can you give me your phone number? Later, I will invite you to eat snails and drink beer, and talk about life and ideals by the way. The middle-aged man immediately stared at Guan Jing. He didn't even look at the smoked duck on the plate in Guan Jing's hand.

"I ......" Guan Jing was directly speechless. Would you like to try our smoked duck? ”

"I won't taste your smoked duck," the middle-aged man shook his head repeatedly. Give me your phone number. ”

"To your sister! If you don't taste it, go aside! Huang Xiaolong rushed over and shouted with a black face.

"Cut, isn't that great? Lao Tzu looks at your smoked duck appearance, it's not as good as the one opposite, and it's still fierce with Lao Tzu? Forget it, there are beautiful women over there, you can draw lotteries, and you can take photos with model beauties, who is rare for you! The middle-aged man rolled his eyes in disdain, and walked towards the opposite stall without looking back.

"Auntie, can you taste our flavored smoked duck?" Yan Kai stopped a woman in her fifties.

"Who's your aunt? Neuropathy! Am I that old? The middle-aged woman brushed her sleeves away.

"Big brother, try our flavored smoked duck, I guarantee that after you eat it, you will never forget it." Huang Xiaolong said to a middle-aged man with glasses.

The middle-aged man lifted his eyes, looked at the signboard of Huang Xiaolong's stall, and then at the signboard of the stall over there, and then said categorically. "I don't taste you. This one of yours is from the Qing Dynasty, and the other one is from the Tang Dynasty. The Tang Dynasty is the Ming Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty is the Qing Dynasty, your history of smoked duck is not good, it is not as long as others. Besides, I admired Wu Zetian when I was a child. ”

"Did you eat the Song Dynasty? ! If you don't have culture, you still pretend to be forced! Huang Xiaolong said angrily.

……

Huang Xiaolong and the others stood for half an hour, but none of the diners were willing to sit down and taste their smoked duck, so they all ran to the stall over there.

The stalls over there are booming, and after eating the so-called 'Tang Dynasty Wu Zetian Smoked Duck', the diners applauded as if they had been beaten with chicken blood......

"It's delicious! Sure enough, there is an aroma of herbs! ”

"Touched, after eating, I seem to have a feeling of the queen ascending the throne, so cool, so cool, I don't eat duck meat, it's the brilliant history of the Tang Dynasty!"

"This is the best duck meat I've ever eaten in my life, thank you, boss, what? I also got the chance to take a photo with the model? That's great! Do I want to say something about my acceptance speech? Okay, okay, I said, thanks to the political axe, thanks to the parents, thanks to the ccav......"

……

Defeated!

In this market competition, Huang Xiaolong was completely defeated.

The four of them sat down listlessly.

"They also asked for ...... Too tough, the queen on the throne? Is it so exaggerated? Guan Jing said angrily.

"Xiaolong, I'll just say one word...... From tomorrow onwards, their stall will be so good that business will be so good. Yan Kai also had a kneeling expression on his face. I'm finally convinced today, this works, it's perfect. You don't have a chance to turn the tables at all. They are taking over the market. ”

Huang Xiaolong smoked a cigarette gloomily, and said in pain. "I thought I would make a steady profit."

At this time, Yang Feng and Yu San walked over shoulder to shoulder.

"Hehe, you also sell smoked duck? Hahahaha, but no one seems to want to taste your smoked duck. Look at you, it's so a failure, it's so pitiful......" Yang Feng said with a cigarette in his mouth. "I think it's up to you to do business...... he pointed to his head. From tomorrow, my stall will be profitable. But I can't blame you, who made your opponent a business genius like me? It's not a shame to lose at my hands. You should learn to do business. ”

Yang Feng gently patted his cheek with his hand, "Do you feel that your face is swollen?" Hahaha, I just like to slap people in the face, who made me a genius? If you don't want to be slapped in the face, start tomorrow, don't sell smoked duck. I promise, if you keep selling, you'll starve to death...... Hahahaha......"

Huang Xiaolong was on fire at that time, and stood up suddenly, just about to sneer at each other, when suddenly, his mobile phone rang.

Belch...... It's that Apple 4S phone.

He and the third lady's special line.

"Why are you calling again? I'm dizzy! Huang Xiaolong was angry, and he directly picked up the phone and began to shout. I said, Third Miss, are you finished? I'm tired of you if you're not annoyed! It's not that I don't want to fulfill the contract, but I really don't have time today. You want me to drink with you, don't you? I'll tell you in the afternoon, if you want to drink, you can, you can come directly to Double Happiness Street, and I can drink with you until dawn! That's it, I'll hang up if it's okay. ”

"I'm on Double Happiness Street, come out and pick me up." On the phone, there was the voice of the third lady who was not allowed to enter.

"Huh? You...... You ......" Huang Xiaolong was stunned. "You, you're really here?"

"Give you three minutes, and I'll be right in front of my eyes." The third lady's voice was cold.

"You wait, you wait, I'll be out right away." Huang Xiaolong hung up the phone and hurriedly rushed out towards the street, while shouting to Yan Kai, "Kaizi, cut 2 ducks, put a pair of dishes and chopsticks, and get a piece of beer." ”

"Who's here again?" Yan Kai stood up.

"The goddess is coming...... Wait a minute, let me see the goddess ......" Huang Xiaolong had already run out of the house.

"Poof...... Goddess? Holy. Yang Feng burst out laughing disdainfully.

Three minutes later......

First of all, at the fried noodle stall at the entrance of the street, the diners, the bosses, and the people who ran the hall all stopped their movements and stood up, their eyes glazed;

Then came the second stall, where everyone in the barbecue stall stood up, their eyes glazed over;

A few shoe-shining aunts looked dull, and the brushes in their hands subconsciously brushed back and forth, painting the guests' white socks black, and the guests were unaware of it, looking at the street with dull eyes;

The mothers-in-law who picked up the wine bottles were glazed over;

The little girls who sell flowers have dull eyes;

The long-haired artist who plays the guitar and sings stops strumming the strings, his eyes glazed;

The strange uncle who said meat and jokes shut up, and his eyes were dull;

Chen Yerong's eyes were glazed;

Guan Jing's eyes were glazed;

Yan Kai's eyes were glazed;

Yang Feng and Yu San's gazes were glazed;

The 7 models on Yang Feng's booth were glazed over;

All the diners who tasted smoked duck at Yang Feng's stall had dull eyes, duck meat in their mouths, but their eyes were staring straight at the street.

The whole Double Happiness Street is so sluggish!

Time seems to stand still!

I saw that Huang Xiaolong cautiously accompanied a peerless enchanting dress dressed in pure Chinese style hand embroidery, simply embellished with crystal embroidery to add an exotic atmosphere, similar to a cheongsam-style small dress, and slowly walked over.

She's peerless!

She captivates the country and the city!

Her smile and smile are like the most brilliant jewels in the city!

Is she an angel from heaven? Or a witch from hell? Nobody knows. But her appearance made all the stars, the moonlight, the prosperous ...... are completely reduced to the background that sets off her!

Accompanied by Huang Xiaolong, she finally came to Chen Yerong's stall.

Then, together with Huang Xiaolong, she sat down at a dining table.

On the dining table, there are dishes and chopsticks set by Yan Kai, two plates of smoked duck cut, and a few bottles of beer.

"Try the smoked duck. My business is open today, can I give some face? Huang Xiaolong had a stunning and flattering smile on his face, and quickly poured her a beer.

She tentatively picked up the chopsticks on the table.

"Try it, it's delicious." Huang Xiaolong said apprehensively.

Then, she finally picked up a piece of duck meat and slowly put it in her mouth.

"Poof~~~~~" The cigarette that Yang Feng held in his mouth fell to the ground at once.

She began to chew carefully, and even the action of eating was so impeccable, so flawless.

Countless eyes are staring at her!

Suddenly, she couldn't help but close her eyes, and an intoxicated expression appeared on her face, which was very beautiful!

"Good...... Is it delicious? Huang Xiaolong asked in a trembling voice.

She swallowed the chewed duck meat in her mouth, and then quickly picked up another piece of duck meat, put it in her mouth, and chewed it quickly.

She ate a whole 5 pieces of duck meat in a row!

Yes, it's a whole 5 pieces!

"It was delicious. I really didn't expect it...... This is actually the best duck meat I've ever tasted in my life. She finally spoke, her voice clear and noble. In this duck meat, it seems to be ...... There seems to be a faint smell of tea... Beautiful......"

Impressively! The crowd of people on Yang Feng's stall began to surge in this direction!

"Bang!" A strong man threw the plate in his hand and shouted. "I'm going to eat it too! Give me a taste! ”

For a while, hundreds of diners over there, the tide rushed towards Huang Xiaolong's stall, shouting loudly. "I'm going to eat it too! I'm going to eat it too! ”

Huang Xiaolong stood up suddenly. "Kaizi, Sister Rong, Guan Jing, work!"