Chapter 273: Desert Fuck Off
Hesitating in her heart, Nie Wenxin turned to look at the way she came. There was Zhang Baosong on the way, and he was still waiting for me to go back.
Thinking of that man, Nie Wenxin gritted her teeth and chased after Huang Jun in the direction he left.
After walking for a long time, Huang Jun slid down a sand dune. Looking at the rolling desert in the distance, Huang Jun grinned and scolded angrily: "Grandma is a bear, when does this have to go, it's endless." ”
Cursing, he sat down.
"Huang Jun, if you appear outside now, will you be in big trouble?" Xiao Yu suddenly asked.
Huang Jun nodded: "There's nothing wrong at all, maybe you have to go to the first table and get off the oil pot." They won't rest on their laurels. ”
"Do you regret it?" Xiao Yu then asked.
"I regret it. I felt right, but I played a little recklessly and let these people find out. Grandma's, how did it get exposed? Huang Jun responded indifferently, wondering in his heart.
"Huang Jun, it's not good to live according to other people's ways, you should live your own characteristics." Xiao Yu suggested.
"Huh?" Hearing this, Huang Jun asked contemplatively, "Xiaoyu, your words are a little unreliable." The way I live and work now is what you have arranged for me. What I learned, you made all the plans. ”
"Hehe" Xiao Yu laughed twice and said, "That's why I thought about not restricting you." I decided to tell you everything I knew, how you want to live, I don't care. ”
"Isn't it awesome that you deliberately suppressed, once you master it, you can go against the sky?" Huang Jun guessed.
"Almost, very tough." Xiao Yu assessed.
"Really?" Huang Jun raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "I don't believe it, let's learn to watch?" ”
"Don't use agitation, it's useless to me. Armed with these things, you may become the most powerful human on the planet in an instant. At that point, you'll feel uninteresting. Xiao Yu reminded.
Huang Jun frowned, and said worriedly, "Is it so terrible? In the end, will it be very bland, it will make people feel bored, and there will be a sense of loneliness when it is difficult to meet an opponent? ”
"Yes, it will be. That's why my original travels through the universe. Xiao Yu replied.
"Hahaha, great, teach me quickly. Know my surname, Lao Tzu was born without great ambitions, and he likes to be calm. What Xiao Yu was worried about was exactly what Huang Jun was most unlikely to encounter, and he couldn't wait to urge.
"Good ......"
Xiao Yu was just about to answer, when a voice suddenly floated over on the other side of the hill: "Huang Jun, you rascal, where are you?" ”
Huang Jun listened to the voice and glanced at the hill-like sand dunes behind him. Your mother, Nie Wenxin, this girl is still chasing after her, endlessly, looking for disability.
Although he was annoyed in his heart, Huang Jun didn't get up. Scream, you stupid.
"Huang Jun, you stinky rascal, the old lady is dying of thirst, give me water." Nie Wenxin shouted again.
Huang Jun listened to her slightly hoarse voice, tilted his head and thought about it, stood up with some puzzlement, and simply climbed up the sand dune.
What the hell do you mean by this? What Lao Tzu scared her just now, didn't she hear clearly? A girl, dare to chase a big man alone, is it itchy in the lower body, want to find some different kind of stimulation? Huang Jun was very puzzled by her intentions.
After Huang Jun climbed the sand dune, he looked at Nie Wenxin on the other side and furrowed his brows.
Nie Wenxin staggered and climbed, climbed one step, slipped two feet, and fell again. It's pitiful, it's worse than a person who struggles desperately when he is drowning.
"Oh, silly, what are you doing?" Huang Jun shouted condescendingly.
Poof! Nie Wenxin lay on the sand again.
She raised her head, looked at the figure above, clenched her fists in annoyance, turned over stubbornly, and said, "You rascal, you are responsible for me." ”
Hearing this, Huang Junle said: "Hahaha, you have to be responsible for touching your face, you have gold on your face." I said, why don't you go back to find your friend, what are you doing with me, do you want to be happy with me? ”
"You stinky rascal." Nie Wenxin grabbed a handful of sand and threw it out. As a result, the sand floated on her body, choking her and coughing.
Huang Jun looked at her stupidity, wanting to laugh but afraid of stimulating her, and his face was flushed.
"Let's go back, I'm afraid of athlete's foot in the shoes worn by others." Huang Jun said with a smile.
"What did you say?" Nie Wenxin's face became extremely ugly as Huang Jun said that, as if she was going to eat human flesh raw.
Huang Jun looked at her face and immediately put away his smile. Did what I say irritate her, or is that a taboo for women?
"Alas, just kidding, don't take it seriously, I'll give you a peach to eat." Huang Jun was a good man, quickly made a peach, and rolled down the sand dune.
Nie Wenxin grabbed it and smashed it at Huang Jun.
The sand dunes were like a hill, the slope was not small, and the peaches flew three meters away and rolled back again.
Nie Wenxin grabbed it and prepared to throw it again. The fingers didn't let go, and there was solemnity in her eyes.
Retracted her arm, looked at it carefully, and sniffed it gently, she didn't care about the peach hair, opened her mouth and took a bite.
It's sweet, it's fresh, like it's just been picked from the tree.
With peach meat in her mouth, she raised her head to look at Huang Jun, with dazed and confused eyes in her eyes, and shook her head.
He didn't bring anything, where did he get the peaches? It seems that the earliest peaches were only available at the end of April, and they are not as big as the ones in hand. This bastard, plus the hooligan, really has a lot of secrets.
You wait, the old lady is full of food and drink, and then I will settle accounts with you.
swallowed the peach meat fiercely, Nie Wenxin didn't care whether it was dirty or not, and ate it quickly. Huang Jun looked at her eating appearance and swallowed his saliva.
After gnawing the peach pits clean, the cow stood up warmly and charged towards the dunes again.
She was obviously full, and actually rushed up to the sand dunes and stood not far from Huang Jun.
"The peaches are delicious, can they offset the loss of your family?" Huang Jun didn't get up either, and asked very scoundrelly.
Nie Wenxin nodded, stepped forward slowly, and said, "It's really delicious, I'm really willing to spend a sky-high price to buy it." Before I do, though, I'm going to ......"
Speaking of which, she sold a pass.
"What do you do first?" Huang Jun asked curiously.
"Kick you to death!" Nie Wenxin raised her foot and kicked it.
"I'm grass!" Huang Jun was caught off guard and immediately struck. Fortunately, he was not slow to react, and grabbed Nie Wenxin's riding boots.
"Let go!" Nie Wenxin shouted.
"You slapped yourself in the face." Huang Jun demanded.
"I'll kick you to death." Nie Wenxin played a difficult game and raised her other foot...... Poof, she fell to the edge of the dune and slipped limp underneath.
"Alas!" Huang Junwei screamed, forgot to let go, and was taken down directly.
The two of them were like rolling gourds, slipping directly out of the sand dunes to the bottom.
"I'm grass!" The gray-faced Huang Jun sat up, waved the yellow sand on his head, and smashed Nie Wenxin with his elbow: "What's the matter with you, you used to learn acrobatics?" ”
Nie Wenxin looked at the place where his arm was pounded, and her face immediately turned red. As soon as she closed her knees, she bumped directly into Huang Jun.
"You're going to die." Huang Jun leaned back, successfully dodged the sneak attack, and leaned on Nie Wenxin's chest.
The softness behind him made Huang Jun feel very comfortable, and his body shook, looking for a feeling.
"Huang Jun, the old lady killed you!" Nie Wenxin immediately went crazy. She got up and threw Huang Jun at him with a tiger leap. She rode on Huang Jun's body, glared at Huang Jun, and roared angrily: "You stinky rascal, you have been cheap to the old lady three times and twice, and the old lady has swollen your stinky pig's head." ”
In the midst of the roar, she slapped her back.
Huang Jun was a little stunned at first, but when he saw her frenzy, he turned over, hooked her shoulders, and directly pressed her to the ground.
"Sample, fight with me, I can't kill you. Cut! Huang Jun grabbed her chest and simply ignored her.
Nie Wenxin was lying there, looking at the sky in a daze, playing and pretending to be dead, but there were tears in the corners of her eyes, and she didn't know who was shed.
Huang Jun saw that she didn't get up, and he didn't pay attention to her, so he simply sat down and continued to contact Xiaoyu to learn about the skills he had never known.
"Huang Jun, now that you know the earth system, you must have your own opinions. How do you feel that the particles of other elements will be divided, and what are they related to? Xiao Yu asked.
Huang Jun pondered for a moment and replied, "Everything in the world can be explained by elemental particles, but I really don't know how to divide it precisely. My knowledge and experience are too narrow to give accurate and fair answers. ”
"Reasonable, humble, not complacent, this merit of yours is good." Xiao Yu said affirmatively.
"Don't talk useless, get down to business." What kind of person he is, Huang Jun knew it and hurriedly urged.
"Okay, while it's so quiet now, I'll tell you about it." Xiao Yu replied very simply, and when Huang Jun pricked up his ears and humbly received teaching, Xiao Yu said: "However, let's test you first, are you confident that you can survive in this desert?" ”
"It's as easy as breathing." Huang Jun replied indifferently.
"Well, let's settle down, and find a place to stay in the sand dunes first." Xiao Yu asked.
"What is this request, and what is the purpose?" Huang Jun was a little incomprehensible.
"Let's get started." Xiao Yu didn't explain.
Huang Jun nodded, glanced at Nie Wenxin, stretched out his hand, and said, "I'm going to stay here, I'll get you something to eat, you go back." ”
Nie Wenxin watched his movements, grabbed his hand and stood up, and said, "I'm not leaving, relying on you." ”
"You're going to give me a baby? That's great! Huang Jun looked at her in surprise and became full of joy.
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