Ding Ding Ding -

Lin Ze was woken up by the disturbing phone ringing, and grabbed the mobile phone on the desk with a headache and connected it. As soon as he reached his ear, he heard a question with a strong smell of gunpowder.

"Lin Ze, what's the matter with you? Missed another afternoon plus evening self-study class? Don't you know how to learn well? ”

It is not difficult to tell from the tone and reproachful tone that it was Xia Shuzhu calling, and the sleepy-eyed Lin Ze opened his eyes and said weakly: "I'm sick." ”

"Huh? How did you get sick? Xia Shuzhu also jumped up from the chair and said with concern. Did you see a doctor? Have you taken any medicine? Serious or not? ”

Lin Ze said gloomily: "The doctor said that it might be cancer, alas, I think I don't have a lot of time, and I'm going to leave this wonderful world." ”

"Nonsense! Where are you, I'll come right over. Xia Shuzhu's tears were about to flow out, and he couldn't tell whether Lin Ze was talking nonsense or the truth.

"No need. Let me be alone for a moment. I'll talk about it tomorrow morning. Lin Ze was about to hang up the phone, when Han Xiaoyi's fierce scolding suddenly came from outside the wooden house. Lin Ze! If you don't do a fucking supper, my mother will starve to death! ”

"What sound? Aren't you sick? Anyone else asked you to make a late-night snack? The worry that Xia Shuzhu had just raised was immediately annihilated, and he changed into a questioning tone. You're lying to me again? ”

"Not really, it was my cousin, and she wanted to eat the last dinner I cooked before I died. Hey, hey—what, I can't hear you. As soon as Lin Zefu hung up the phone, Han Xiaoyi violently kicked open the wooden door, stood at the door like a dominatrix, and shouted. As a bodyguard, do you still have a sense of responsibility regardless of the life or death of your employer? ”

"Am I not sleeping?" Lin Ze got up dejectedly, and after supper, he wanted to sleep until Fu Bo rested and then get up, but he was woken up by a phone call, and he really collapsed.

"You skipped class all afternoon and night, what did you do?" Han Xiaoyi sat on the edge of the messy bed and frowned. "I don't know how to clean it up, look at your table, it's dirty."

"Miss, your room isn't much better than mine." Lin Ze lazily shot back, put on his shorts, and muttered. "My bodyguard is really intimate and warm-hearted, not only to protect the safety of the employer, but also to be responsible for the employer's food, but also to take care of the soul comforter, you must not let me sleep with me in the future. I'm not the kind of casual person. ”

Han Xiaoyi snorted and scolded: "Who rarely sleeps with you?" ”

Lin Ze struggled to get up, and the sharp-eyed Han Xiaoyi immediately noticed that Lin Ze was wearing a thin leather glove on his left hand, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "On this hot day, who are you forcing to wear a black leather hand suit?" ”

"It's your business." Lin Ze put on flip-flops and walked straight to the villa.

"Hey, what kind of attitude do you have, can't Miss Ben care about you? Let me see if I'm hurt. Han Xiaoyi hugged Lin Ze's arm with a dead face and peeled off the leather gloves.

"Ahh Han Xiaoyi's face showed a look of concern and anxiety. "Have you seen a doctor? Got an injection? Have you taken your medicine? Medicated? ”

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Lin Ze feels that women are all eight women, no matter how angelic her face is and how devilish her body is, the bad habits of eight women who are easy to change their surnames and difficult to change cannot be changed.

"It's fine." Lin Ze pulled out his arm and said nonchalantly. "On the way home, I met a girl who was convex and backward, and I couldn't help but step forward and touch her ass for a while, who knew that this slut was actually wearing a hedgehog brand small Nene, and I was bleeding on the spot."

Han Xiaoyi is not an idiot, so naturally he didn't believe his rambling nonsense, turned around and stood in front of him, and said in a serious tone: "You are obviously a knife wound, and you wear a transparent one, how can it be a piercing?" Have you seen a doctor? Tetanus? If you are infected, beware that your whole hand is wasted. ”

"Don't worry, my physique is not so bad, I will be fine in a few days." Lin Ze smiled and walked around her to the kitchen.

"What are you going to do?" Han Xiaoyi shouted at him behind his back.

"Aren't you hungry? I'm going to make you supper. Lin Ze said inexplicably.

"You're all injured like this, what are you doing for supper?" Han Xiaoyi said a little anxiously.

"Didn't you make me do it?" Lin Ze said with a strange expression.

"I didn't know you were hurt." Han Xiaoyi hurriedly pulled him to sit on the sofa, brought his youthful and fashionable face to Lin Ze, and asked. "What are you going to eat? I'll do it for you. ”

Lin Ze was speechless for a long time, raised his intact right hand, and said in a deep voice. "Give me a kitchen knife."

"What for?" Han Xiaoyi said strangely.

"I chopped off this hand, and then I will have someone to serve me for the rest of my life." Lin Ze said very seriously.

"You pervert!" Han Xiaoyi snorted and ran into the kitchen.

Han Xiaoyi's skills are very ordinary, probably at the same level as Xia Shuzhu. However, Xia Shuzhu's love lunch did not show its true level due to a lot of preoccupations. Although the real level is not good, it will not make the taste sweet and sour.

Lin Zewo was smoking on the sofa and drinking coffee, so leisurely. Half an hour later, Han Xiaoyi, who was wearing an apron, came out with two plates of noodles, his little hands were greasy, but his face was full of pride, and he put a plate of mixed sauce noodles with a general color on the coffee table, and said, "Taste how I did." ”

Lin Ze sat down for a while, tasted it, smashed his mouth and said: "Put less soy sauce, more sesame oil, you can put more hot sauce, as for the secret sauce of miscellaneous sauce noodles——"

"Alright, alright." Han Xiaoyi waved his hand very apprehensively and said unhappily. "If you eat something, you can eat it, where is so much nonsense."

Lin Ze was extremely aggrieved, buried himself in eating noodles and stopped making a sound.

In the evening he was strongly invited to have supper, he was quite tired, poured a few bottles of wine, and came back without eating. At the moment, I was really hungry, so I ate mixed noodles with mixed sauce and ordered a cigarette to my heart's content, and hiccuped on the sofa.

"I haven't finished eating yet. Can you not make such a disgusting sound? Han Xiaoyi frowned.

Lin Ze said shamelessly: "Burping is a disguised praise for your craftsmanship, shouldn't you be happy?" ”

"Miss Ben doesn't need compliments." Han Xiaoyi put down the dishes and chopsticks, approached Lin Ze's side like a curious baby, and gently grabbed his arm and said. "What the hell is going on with the hands? Why did it hurt so badly? Did you get into a fight again? ”

"Hmm." Lin Ze didn't need to hide everything from Han Xiaoyi, her identity was destined to allow her to accept some things that ordinary girls couldn't accept.

"The other party is very powerful?" Han Xiaoyi blinked her watery eyes, and there was residual hot sauce at the corner of her mouth, looking like a little flower cat, very cute.

"What a mess, I was almost beaten up by him." Lin Ze said vividly.

"No, it won't. I thought you were invincible. Han Xiaoyi was surprised. Your hand was pierced by that master? ”

"That's right." Lin Ze nodded as usual, pointed to the skin leaning against his heart, and pretended to be forced. "He wants to stab here, but I, Lin Ze, no matter how anyone, grabbed his iron knife with my hand on the spot."

Han Xiaoyi stared at Lin Ze's not very handsome face like a monster, and suddenly felt that Lin Ze, who was one meter eight, had skyrocketed to two meters, not to mention how tall and mighty he was.

"And then?" Han Xiaoyi asked in shock.

"And then?" Lin Ze was stunned, and then smiled. "And then it was gone. It's not a martial arts novel, there are so many twists and turns. ”

Han Xiaoyi flattened his mouth, knowing that Lin Ze was unwilling to discuss this kind of issue with him in depth. Not reluctantly, but his eyes suddenly lit up and said. "You wait for me, I'll be back right away."

She said and trotted upstairs, and in less than a minute, she came down with a porcelain bottle in her hand. Lin Ze was a little curious, but she commanded Lin Ze in a commanding tone: "Tear off your leather gloves and gauze." ”

"It hurts—" Lin Ze shrunk his arm.

"This is a very expensive gold sore medicine, and it has an excellent effect on wound healing, so Daddy asked a friend to barely get this bottle. It's precious. Han Xiaoyi said dissatisfied. It's just such a bottle, but it took a lot of Daddy a lot of relationship. ”

Lin Ze finally took off his gloves and untied the gauze under Han Xiaoyi's combination of soft and hard. At first, Han Xiaoyi only glanced at the wound slightly, and at this moment, he raised Lin Ze's punctured palm, and his eyes turned red when he landed.

The palm of his hand was stabbed through, and it must have hurt so much at the time - but this guy didn't seem to have anything to do, and he had to make himself a supper just now. Does he want to be so manly, so domineering?

Han Xiaoyi didn't know who Lin Ze had encountered, or what trouble he had encountered. But she was sure that his injuries this time had nothing to do with the guys who assassinated her. In other words, Lin Ze was injured because of himself. Thinking of this, Han Xiaoyi's movements became more and more gentle, as if she was caring for a fragile Sayuri, gentle and gentle-

"If you get hurt in the future, you must say it, don't hide it from me." Han Xiaoyi reproached.

"I've got a problem hiding from you." Lin Ze said with an awe-inspiring face, looking very heavy.

"What's wrong? Say it! Han Xiaoyi asked urgingly.

"Frequent urination, urgency, and incomplete urination." Lin Ze said shyly. "I've always had this heart disease, but no one confides in it, since you opened this mouth, then I'll confide in you how this problem destroys my soul and **."

A cloud of fire rose on Han Xiaoyi's delicate face, and she gritted her teeth and said, "You lust* madness, one day you will die of syphilis!" ”

"Don't worry, I'll definitely infect you when I get it." Lin Ze grabbed a handful of crotch through his pants with his right hand, and stretched out to Han Xiaoyi's face extremely evilly.

The eldest lady of the Han family screamed, threw away the expensive gold sore medicine and fled.

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