Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly and said: "Then Su Wu is herding sheep by the North Sea, and the Huns also said that when the ram can give birth to lambs, they will let him return to China." In that difficult environment, Su Wu went through hardships and stayed in the Xiongnu for 19 years, unyielding. It was not released until 81 BC that it was released, and later 'Su Wu shepherds sheep on the north seaside" became an allusion. ”

"Oh, I see!" Nodding his head again and again.

"Su Wu shepherds sheep on the North Seaside......" read this sentence to Beibei, and smiled slightly: "Interesting, I know why Su Wu is the most underly historical figure." ”

Zhang Tingting heard the sentence 'Su Wu shepherds sheep on the North Seaside', read two sentences, and couldn't help but change her complexion, and knew why it was Su Wu.

"Huh?" Liu Zixuan hasn't understood yet: "Why?" ”

Xiang Beibei smiled and said, "Su Wu shepherds the North Seaside, you change the three words of the North Sea to the homophonic words and read it." ”

"North Seaside...... Beihai Bian ...... ...... by the sea By Haibian!? Liu Zixuan screamed and patted his thigh: "Su Wu shepherded sheep by Haibian...... Haha, that's fun! Su Wu was actually flattened by Hai Bian when he let go of a sheep, hahaha......"

"Huh? Really! After reading a sentence, he smiled and said: "No wonder it is the most underwhelming!" It turned out to be flattened by the sea. ”

Shangguan Nengren smiled: "It's just a joke-type riddle, just listen to it." ”

After a pause, Shangguan looked at Zhang Tingting.

Zhang Tingting's noodles are like the bottom of the pot, and I don't know if she has just sold carbon from Xishan? Or have you just dug coal from Dongshan?

The weather forecast said that there were thundershowers, and it is estimated that Zhang Tingting's face was said.

"Hey, hey......" Shangguan laughed very lewdly: "Tingting! Tingting, this time you finally fell into my hands! ”

Zhang Tingting's face was dark, her eyes flashed with a faint black light, and she said ghostly: "What do you want to do?" ”

It's scary......

The competent person shivered, and a cold sweat broke out on his back.

"Ahem, you don't! I haven't said it yet! What are you trying to do? "Together, you are not my brother's opponent.

Zhang Tingting's face sank like water, and she said coldly: "I won't pay the bill." You say! ”

"......" Shangguan wanted Zhang Tingting to lie on the ground and learn the donkey bark, but looking at the situation, he couldn't say anything, and wiped the cold sweat on his head: "This...... How about pole dancing? ”

"Pole dancing?"

Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed, and he smiled: "Good idea, I used to only watch others pole dancing on TV, but today I will take a look at it live." Don't know how it feels? ”

Liu Zixuan pointed at Shangguan, shook his head and sighed: "Shangguan." You're such a pervert! ”

Hehe smiled: "Plus 1." ”

Zhang Tingting's black face turned red, and she said, "You pervert! Actually let me pole dance, what do you think of me? ”

"Ahem......" Shangsensible said: "If you can, within the rules, you can not jump, I only can't afford to play." ”

"You can't afford it!" Zhang Tingting is afraid of agitation, and if she is agitated, she will not work.

Take off your coat. Revealing the autumn coat inside, he hesitated for a moment, put his hands on his waist, unbuttoned the belt, buttoned it, unzipped it, and under the stunned gaze of everyone, he blushed and slowly took off his jeans, revealing the red autumn pants inside. The rounded buttocks and slender legs are perfectly displayed.

Shangshang's eyes widened, his breathing was a little shorter, and his saliva was about to flow out.

Xiang Beibei held her chin with one hand, and a hint of envy flashed in her eyes.

Liu Zixuan opened his mouth to praise: "Tingting, your figure is good!" My legs are thin and long, and I can't do it. My legs are thick. ”

This is a bit self-humble, although Liu Zixuan's legs are not as thin as Xiang Beibei, but they are definitely slender. And it is full of explosiveness, and belongs to the same type as Xu Jingru. The difference is that Liu Zixuan is taller, but his strength is not as good as Xu Jingru.

Straighten your chest, touch your legs, and your face is full of cows.

Little sister, keep growing! You belong to the future......

Zhang Tingting blushed and said, "Don't laugh at me." ”

…,

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the competent person, snorted lightly, walked to the living room and stood up, took a deep breath, and his slender waist and hips swayed, like a beautiful snake, showing amazing body flexibility.

Zhang Tingting has learned a lot of folk dance, but she has also seen a lot of pole dance, the touch is bypassed, it is not difficult to dance, to put it bluntly, pole dancing is not difficult, that is, there is a pipe, twist the waist and swing the hips around the pipe, and make all kinds of tempting movements It is enough, speaking of pole dancing is a kind of glamorous dance full of obscure teasing.

The funny thing is that it is such a gaudy dance, but now it has become an international movement, which shows that the world is declining and people's hearts are not ancient.

Zhang Tingting danced pole dance" but did not dance out of that gaudy feeling, but because she kept her face tight, she had a cold and glamorous feeling, like a Guanghan fairy, cold and moving.

It didn't take long, and half a minute later, Zhang Tingting stopped, picked up her jeans and put them back on with a calm expression.

At this time, Shangguan's minds were full of Zhang Tingting's chest up, waist twisting, hip swinging, and drooling when she danced.

A huge pain came from his waist, and Shangguan took a cool breath, turned his head to look at Xiang Beibei, and tears were in his eyes.

Xiang Beibei's little hand twisted a few times on the waist of the competent person, withdrew it, and said with a smile: "Husband, why are you crying?" ”

"I ...... I was moved. Shangguan can be full of bulls: "Beibei, when there is no one in the future, you can also jump to show me!" ”

The Sprinklers really want to see how beautiful you are when you dance?

Xiang Bei smiled and said, "I can't dance, Wing Chun Xing?" ”

"......" the competent person wiped his cold sweat: "No, forget it." ”

Xiang Beibei made an awkward fuss, but clapped his hands excitedly: "Sister Tingting, you dance so well, that waist, that ass, it's really amazing." I can't even wait to pounce on you and kill you...... Hey. ”

Zhang Tingting put on her coat, blushed and scolded with a smile: "You bad girl, you don't learn well at all." ”

"Hehe...... scratched her head: "Sister Tingting danced so well." ”

Liu Zixuan also praised repeatedly: "It's really good dancing, I want to buy a steel pole to dance." ”

"What a thing!" Zhang Tingting said disdainfully: "It's just twisting the waist and swinging the hips, making all kinds of seductive movements, and the women who are in the spring will do it, and they hate it to death." ”

"But it can't be denied that pole dancing can really show a woman's beautiful body." Liu Zixuan sighed: "It's a pity that I am a military family, and my family can't let me do any pole dancing, and if I want to dance, I can only shrink up in the house and dance alone when there is no one." ”

"If you get married, for the sake of more passion for the relationship between husband and wife, you can jump to your husband." Zhang Tingting laughed.

"Haha, I don't know what year it is." Liu Zixuan didn't care, laughed a few times, looked at the time, it was almost eleven o'clock, and asked, "Are we still playing?" It's so late, isn't it time to go to bed? ”

"Play! Why not play! Zhang Tingting's face changed, staring at the competent person, cold as frost: If I don't take revenge today, I won't be Zhang Tingting!

Shangguan was able to breathe cold behind his back and sneezed: "Hmm, which bastard scolded me?" ”

Zhang Tingting almost died of anger.

looked at the time from Beibei, and said with a smile: "It's really late......"

"Late what!? I don't have to go to school anyway! Zhang Tingting's eyes erupted: "You can't break up before twelve o'clock!" ”

Everyone: "......"

"You're going to die!" Shangguan Neng rubbed his nose and said with a smile: "Since you are looking for death, then brother will accompany you to the end, but next time it will not be as simple as pole dancing." ”

Zhang Tingting gritted her teeth: "If you can win me, don't talk about pole dancing, it's striptease...... I jump too! ”

"Huh?" Everyone was stunned, and Liu Zixuan hurriedly said: "Tingting, don't be impulsive......"

"Good!" Shangguan Nengren slapped the coffee table, slammed it, and pushed Liu Zixuan's words back: "This is what you said!" If you lose, you will do a striptease! ”

…,

Zhang Tingting regretted it as soon as she spoke, but at this time, she was forced by a competent person, and it was not easy to take back her words, so she said angrily: "Jump, jump!" I'm afraid you won't make it! ”

"Wowhaha! This is your own death, and you can't blame me! Shangguan people looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, and suddenly there was a sharp pain in his waist: "Hiss~~~~" Xiang Beibei's smiling face made Shangguan people full of cows.

"Zixuan, it's your turn." Zhang Tingting urged.

Liu Zixuan sighed: "Okay! Xiaobai looks very much like his brother, playing an idiom. ”

"It's not easy." Shangguan Nengren smiled: "The truth (like) is revealed." ”

Liu Zixuan smiled bitterly: "You're right. ”

"Hey, hey, concede." Shangguan Nengren clenched his fists and arched his hands: "Then trouble Zixuan to help me pinch my shoulders!" ”

Liu Zixuan rolled his eyes, got up and walked behind the competent person, and pinched his shoulder.

"Is it my turn?" Hehe smiled and said, "My riddle is very difficult, see which of you can guess it?" Question: Why are pears the hottest fruit? ”

"Hmm......" Shangguan didn't think of the "answer" case for a while, but Xiang Beibei smiled and said, "Because the ions (pears) are hot." ”

"Huh?" The cow was full of faces, and he pinched Xiang Beibei's shoulders.

Finally......

"It's my turn!" Zhang Tingting sneered and said, "This time I won't come up with a riddle, I'll come up with a logical reasoning question, listen up!" ”

"It is said that there was a man who died, and his soul ascended to heaven. On his way to heaven, he came across a Y-shaped fork. At the intersection stood two angels. Only one of these two paths leads to heaven and the other to hell.

It is known that of these two angels, one is a good angel who will always speak only the truth, and the other is a bad angel who will only tell lies. Moreover, these two angels will only answer "yes" or "no" and will not say anything else. But he didn't know which was the good angel and which was the bad one. He must find his way to heaven, and the only guides are the two angels. He could ask two angels a question to determine which path leads to heaven.

The question is, what kind of question did he ask the two angels...... Listen, you can only ask one, what kind of question can you ask in order to determine the way to heaven at once? (To be continued.)