Chapter 37: Something Special
Lee Dorao, he has his personal world.
What he likes and hopes most is that it will always be summer, followed by autumn. If it had been changed to summer, he would never blame Tiangong for making the revision of the Draft Seasonal Revision wrong, and he hoped that it would be formally adopted and implemented forever. In fact, it is not that he is suitable for surviving under the conditions of hot weather, sun poison, and many mosquitoes, but only in such a season can he catch snakes and fish, such as a person who regards skiing as his life, or a person who only has a cotton jacket and a pair of cotton pants and does not even have a straw hat, hopes that it will always be winter and summer thousands of miles away.
At the time, snakes were considered a pest. Tigers bite people, bite people to death and eat people, it can be said that it is extremely sinful, snakes also bite people, poisonous snakes can also bite people and die, it can also be said to be extremely sinful. And the snake also eats frogs, frogs are beneficial insects, it kills Zhongliang, it is really a crime on top of a crime, not only must it be caught, but also must be killed, and it will be eaten after death, and after eating, it will be counted as innocent of death. When it was locked in the iron cage of the supply and marketing cooperative, everyone said that it could be killed! As for the fact that although the tiger eats people, it also eats other animals, chasing those beasts desperately to escape, exercising their bodies, but it is also a "meritorious man" who needs to be protected; Although the snake bites and eats frogs, it also eats mice, and rats are the first of the four evils. These are the afterthoughts, and the snake catchers in the early 80s of the 20th century not only did not criticize but also praised. As for fishing, the fish in the river did not catch it, it fled to the sea, and even swam to the local sea, and it may even swim all the way to the United States.
It is inevitable that the following situation will occur: when the students sit in the classroom and listen to the lectures, Li Duolao carries a sack on the riverbank by the field or even in the deep mountains and old forests, using his vision first, supplemented by smell and hearing, to hunt for snakes. He has become adept at using his three major organs to capture. The temperature is too high, he can go into battle shirtless, with a thunderous classic action, follow him to catch the snake and see, he found the prey, like a fast shot in the movie, he is shirtless, vertically up, your eyes haven't kept up, the sack that Duolao's hands are inserted in it is pressed against the snake's head, the fast in the movie is technically processed, he is a real guy! It's not a real thing, the snake is not stupid and is extremely sensitive, we usually say that it will peck at the wind, and before you arrive, it feels that an ominous wind is coming, like lightning pecking, and you are shirtless, and the hit is so big that it pecks indiscriminately. Dorao is pressed all over the snake's body, and it is head to head and tail to tail, the middle of the snake is pressed under his crotch, if the snake wants to use his tail to insert his nostrils to save the fight, the length of the body cannot be reached, although it has any organs that can quickly judge that there is an asshole under him, but he is still wearing pants after all. In a very short time he felt the head of the snake through a sack, and he pinched its head and lifted it up with the sack, and at the same time stepped on its body with his foot, and pulled the sack down, just as he had done the first time with the willow branch to catch their virgin snake that night, and the snake obediently surrounded the sack and quickly sealed its mouth, and no matter how fierce it was, it was only performed in the sack. The progress of his technology has reached the pinnacle. If he was still a first-class fitter at that time, he is now an eighth-level master, if he is now a college graduate or doctorate, he was still in the first grade of primary school at that time, but his "book" is still well-read, and he has not been bitten at the beginning, and now he is even more bold.
However, in his history of snake hunting, there is also a record of failure and even death.
It was not long after the Dragon Boat Festival this year, he walked to the back of the school during the nap time, less than two miles away is the basin edge of the Ganggu Basin in Tuoshan, of course, this "basin" is not as neat as the basin edge of the bath basin, if this "basin" is compared to a wooden basin, then the carpenter was a very careless master at that time, the surrounding edges are uneven, and the wooden planks are very messy, he did not consider whether it will leak if it is filled with water, if there is a large bucket on it and constantly pour water down, Some places overflow early on, while others are "high above" and never have anything to do with the water.
The place where Duo Lao arrived today is really called a high mountain. Before, he thought that this mountain was the highest of the two mountains of Shuangniuchong, but he didn't expect that the peaks here were as if they were taller, and they stretched up endlessly. He remembered "piercing the blue sky and not crippling", how well it was written! It seems that the "sting" here is not only unbroken, but it seems to continue to stab upwards. He and Liu Zhi once climbed the Shuangniu Peak, and when they stood on it, they felt that it was the highest in the world. They also heard from the adults that there was a mountain that was much higher than this Shuangniu Peak, but they didn't believe it, thinking that the adults were deceiving, and later they had seen it from afar countless times, but it seemed that it couldn't surpass the Shuangniu Peak. Coming over today, Fang Zhi said that "there is still a sky in the sky, and there are mountains outside the mountain" is good.
Only then did he realize that "a mountain is higher than a mountain", don't think that your Li Duolao's grades in this school are passable, Zhang Duolao and Zhao Duolao's grades in other schools are far from Li Duolao. You're still here to catch snakes, how can you get a bullet back! However, his catching snakes and his touching of fish were completely out of helplessness and force. But however, you have to go up like these tall peaks endlessly!
Duo Lao looked up at the high mountain, full of emotion, walked deep and shallow, and forgot for a moment that he had come to catch snakes. Suddenly, a familiar sound appeared and pulled him back from his emotion. Ah, it's the crawling of snakes! Why is it so loud? The sound of the snake crawling is extremely subtle, like a cool breeze brushing the wall, it is not the accumulation of many times of hard work, and it cannot be heard without professional ears like him. There was also the sound of fallen leaves being wiped after they had dried up, and they were made into small, terrifying, conspiratorial whispers. Here it comes! A big snake that Duo Lao could not imagine appeared, it held its head high, raised a black and yellow front high, swinging like a swinging machine, spitting out a tongue beating like a flame, staring nothing, swaggering from a place ten meters in front of Duo Lao like a dragon lantern on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. He couldn't tell how long it was, but the thickest part of its body was nearly the size of his rice bowl.
didn't dare to hope to turn it into the money he really wanted, nor did he want to see it like "where you go, where do you go" in "Spring Jingle Bell", but he also wanted to turn it into the money he really wanted, and like "Spring Jingle Bell" wanted to see it "Where do you go, where do you go", he chased after it, chasing it in the form of trot about 20 meters away.
It was a wasteland, a wasteland between this mountain and that mountain, a wasteland full of rocks, and in the gaps between the rocks grew scroof-deep grass. Where the serpent passed, it was like a whirlwind blowing, and the weeds fell down. On a large bare stone, there was a period of time when the body was black and yellow, when the bowl was thick, and when it was thin, the body of the wine glass was large, and Duo Lao thought how good it would be if a stone weighing ten pounds fell on the snake on this stone, and it would become a good fellow who would be wounded and unable to crawl, and his sack would surely be opened. In the delusion, suddenly a black and yellow pole with a dotted curve more than two meters high appeared in the air, and the front end opened a mouth, and rushed in the direction of Duolao! Like an ignorant fawn chasing a tiger and being found by a tiger and turning his head to bite it, he turned his head in less than half a second, jumped as fast as a line of wind, and it only took a few seconds to jump on the original trail, before he dared to look back. He didn't stop a step, he jumped a full 200 meters before he stopped, and in the time of jumping on the barren meadow, his sweat collected enough to soak the clothes he was wearing in a basin, and he only needed to add washing powder to rub them up.
He panicked, and before he could breathe, he thought: Why is it that humans are not the only strong among animals? Even if I could use the bullet I imagined to blow the guy back now, but that kind of thing definitely can't be carried on his back. But if you press a button the size of a pen and emit a strong light that illuminates it so that it suddenly loses consciousness, even if it only works for two minutes, it can be cleaned up.
Willow Branch can't miss class, and from Monday to Saturday, if Duo Lao goes to catch snakes and fish during school hours, he can only fight alone.
and he spoke of his fishing. Since the willow branch could not go with him to touch the fish, he used a net with a long net rope, and when he got the fish, he stuffed the fish into the net and locked the net mouth, and the net was still put into the water, and the mouth of the net was bitten and continued to touch. After many times of accumulation of fishing experience and the guidance of masters, now just after entering the water, a few "mine males" sounded. How do the mines sound? When wading deep to the chest, open your hands to a certain width, hold your hands into a scoop shape, and slap them hard at the same time, and finally cross your hands to complete the action, so that you can hit a piece of footbasin-sized water and make a muffled thunderous sound. Duo Lao made such a "muffled thunder" in the river, and people on both sides of the river could hear it, and then everyone would say, "Then Li Yanzi is fishing again."
The "Mine Boy" was much more powerful and durable than the sound of jumping into the water at the beginning of the day, and the fish were so frightened that they were so frightened that they could not swim and hid in the grass. It is equivalent to when he arrives at the enemy position during the sneak attack, he will explode a few extra-large bombs if possible, scare away the soul of the devil, hide in the east of the province, and hide in the nearby grass pile if he has no time to hide in the fortifications, and then go to catch them one by one.
People in the small town of Tuoshan can often see that at noon, there is a shirtless young man carrying a sack or a net, and the sack is sent to the supply and marketing cooperative, and there are always some fish of different sizes in it.
The snake is purchased by the supply and marketing cooperatives at a certain price, and I heard that it is shipped to those places in Province G, where it is said that people there will get seriously ill if they don't eat snakes for three months, and they don't have enough snakes to eat, so the price is quite high. People in Province G probably don't eat fish and won't get sick, and there is a lot of fish production, so the fish can't be shipped out, and can only be consumed locally. Generally, when buying fish, you always have to talk about the price, distinguish a live and fresh fish, and always ask "Is yours poisoned by pesticides"? In fact, they know that these fish have not eaten pesticides, so it is better to export than to directly ask, "Is your price cheaper?" Duo Lao is not competing with these people in the local area. Because there are very few people from Taiwan and Hong Kong coming to this place, they had to go through an unimaginable number of procedures when they came here.
Although the number of times Dorau left the classroom and went up and down the mountain and down the river was not very high, it was a serious violation of school discipline, and it was unparalleled, and it was not allowed, and it was not allowed, and it was not to the point that he should be expelled from school.
However, his teacher thought so: even if Li Duolao didn't come to a class, his grades would be above the average classmate, and there would be no problem at all if he didn't come to such a few classes, he would definitely be able to be admitted to a famous university, composing the song that this school was also admitted to a famous university, and it would be the final work of this Tuoshan Middle School; The head teacher thinks so: this is a rare seedling, a talent who will be beneficial to the society in the future, and now he is in trouble because of his family, and because Qian Liuzhi's father is gone, Li Duolao does have the burden of helping Qian Liuzhi pay tuition, and Qian Liuzhi is also a rare good student, with complete talent and morality, and they all know in their hearts, Qian Liuzhi will also be admitted to a good school, Li Duolao, a shrewd person, is starting for their future tuition, the teacher has no choice but his salary is not high, and the family burden is not light, otherwise they really want to help this student; The principal thought that under his nurturing, a big fruit would bear in the future, and it would be his cowhide, the pair of leather shoes worn by the Secretary of Education, genuine leather, not blown. With this cowhide, this school will shine as well. Therefore, the principal and the teacher defended Li Duolao in front of the students: Li Duolao's situation is very special, try to go out as little as possible, and ask for leave to return to school at a specified time.
Other students will be expelled from the school if this happens.
Yes, if you go to me, he will go, and in the end all of them will go, and the school will be empty, and the whole school will not become a fresh fish trading market? And a snake dealer administration? Teachers become administrators, and the principal is the general manager.
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