15. Restricted concerts
Alice, an alien who was born with a sense of the rule of law, actually said that she wanted to break the law, which surprised Yu Shenghui.
So he whispered to Alice, "What law?" You're not asking me to help you steal that band's instruments, are you? ”
"Steal?! What does it mean to steal? ”
Alice was taken aback.
Yu Shenghui was also taken aback.
Only then did he remember that there was no concept of stealing at all in the aliens.
These aliens have brainwashed the upper echelons of society for thousands of years so that their heads are like blank paper, and they have no concept of crime at all.
So Yu Shenghui tried his best to explain the meaning of stealing to Alice with a more tactful and clear metaphor.
Alice couldn't help but be extremely shocked!
There is a way in the world to get other people's money into your own hands without honest labor!
This is amazing!
It's horrible!
It's so weird!
It's so much--???
Seeing that Alice had been made to death by her powerful concept, Yu Shenghui snapped her fingers in front of her and said, "Hey, hey, wake up, what did you want me to do just now?" ”
"Huh?"
Alice was a little confused, and had forgotten what she meant by breaking the law.
This can't compare to what Yu Shenghui taught her!
Yu Shenghui asked for a while, and Alice remembered that she was going to ask Yu Shenghui to take her to the concert again.
Yu Shenghui wondered, what is the law of listening to a concert?
This alien is so closely guarded that he won't even let him go to a concert!
Alice saw that Yu Shenghui still didn't understand, so she blushed and whispered an explanation.
It turned out that it was not impossible to listen to that concert, and the aliens were not so ruthless as not to let people listen to the concert.
However, Alice's father has to go to work after the weekend and can't take Alice to the concert.
However, Alice herself does not have the right to attend a concert, and she needs to be accompanied by her parents to attend that concert, so Alice hopes that Yu Shenghui can pretend to be her parent and take her to the concert.
Yu Shenghui is strange, why is it so complicated to listen to a concert!
But for him, what kind of crime is this, how much bigger than this, even the president of Meng University, he has done it with others.
So Yu Shenghui agreed, patted his chest and promised to take Alice to listen.
However, soon Alice asked in a panic, "Well, I won't be able to go to school tomorrow, so how can I not go to school?" The teacher wants to ask! ”
"Skipping school, huh? Isn't it simple? Didn't you skip school? ”
Alice shook her head nervously.
Yu Shenghui thought about it, and he didn't need to ask to know that Alice and these aliens had had this kind of experience.
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The next day, the two of them pretended to be casual and came to the concert hall.
When the staff wanted to use the machine to write information on Alice's identification device, they said to Alice, "No, aren't you led by a parent?" It must be written for the parents before it can be written for you. ”
The staff said to Yu Shenghui: "Stretch out your left arm." ”
Just when Alice was so frightened that her whole body was cold, thinking that Yu Shenghui was about to be arrested if she didn't carry a pet symbol and pretended to be a human, Yu Shenghui smiled and said to the staff unhurriedly: "Ouch, this kid, why didn't you tell me!" I thought I would just get her here! I don't have time to go to a concert with her. ”
The staff felt strange, and Yu Shenghui added: "I have something to pass by here, and I still have to do something!" ”
As he spoke, Yu Shenghui took advantage of the staff's lack of reaction, and immediately hugged Alice and walked outside.
Alice's only offense in her life was a shameful failure.
She was frightened, frightened, and extremely disappointed, and tears were already rolling in her eyes.
At this moment, a voice came: "Hug hug, hug, what it looks like!" Quasi-from the colonial star, what a barbarian! ”
Yu Shenghui turned his head to see that it was a middle-aged man and a middle-aged woman, pouting at them as he walked towards the concert hall.
Yu Shenghui thought to himself, whether we hug or not, it's your?
However, Yu Shenghui knows that there is no right to not want cattle, and if there is no money, do not drag.
He is a powerless person, on the earth, in China, he doesn't dare to cause trouble, let alone in such a strict alien with strict laws!
He didn't dare to say anything, but he still felt unbalanced in his heart, so he secretly squinted at the man.
He saw that the man was also walking towards the place where the message was written, also listening to the concert.
Yu Shenghui suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he rushed into the concert hall and ran past the man.
The moment he passed by the man, he used the method of teleportation to transfer the identification device embedded in the man's left arm to his own hand.
Still unaware, the man approached the staff and expertly reached for them to write the message.
However, when the staff put the writer on his arm, his arm did not respond.
The staff looked at their instruments again and couldn't help but exclaim: "Why don't you have an identification piece on you!" ”
The man had a very quick temper, and he said impatiently: "Write again, how can it not be!" I'm already late, hurry up and let me in, a little later, the concert is over! ”
However, no matter how the staff fiddled with the instrument, they could not find the identification piece.
Yu Shenghui secretly laughed next to him, hurriedly ran outside, and pulled Alice to run to the staff.
The staff hurriedly wrote the information for Yu Shenghui and Alice, and Alice was still dizzy, and had already let Yu Shenghui pull him into the concert hall.
Alice had forgotten to ask Yu Shenghui what was going on, her mind was all on the music she was playing.
At this time, Yu Shenghui really saw the music of other aliens.
Not only are the pieces extremely beautiful, but he can't even name the instruments used by others.
That huge instrument, with 9 rows of keyboards and 5 pedals, emits infrared light, ultraviolet light, and other invisible waves that touch the human senses at the same time.
And the chair they sit on will also vibrate specially choreographed with the music at any time.
The whole performance impacts the listener's brain in a multi-dimensional way, and transmits the feeling of music in a holographic way, which will make the audience have a great enjoyment of the beauty of music.
Even people like Yu Shenghui, who are not sensitive to music, revel in beautiful music.
He is sometimes immersed in the imagination of the deep universe, and sometimes he dances to the bright and happy music of flying fish flying over the vast lake.
Yu Shenghui couldn't help but sigh, the alien music is so beautiful!
It turns out that the player is an octopus-like abyssal creature wearing a protective suit that changes color with the music, and it has many tentacles and several keyboards at the same time.
Finally, there is a show where the male and female actors appear at the same time!
Yu Shenghui finally understood, no wonder he needed his parents to accompany him to watch.
A group of actors and actresses, all naked, sang and danced to the music.
Presumably, like the ancient Greeks, the worship of the beauty of the human body itself is the highest art.
Although Yu Shenghui understands this principle, because he is an earthling with extremely low intelligence, he cannot comprehend the beauty of people's high intelligence intellectually or morally.
As a result, he looked at the beauty of other people's bodies, and he was shamefully hard.
After the concert ended, Yu Shenghui and Alice came out of it.
Yu Shenghui saw that Alice's face was red.
He thought to himself, maybe alien girls who are good at music can feel this kind of music better?
Yu Shenghui is a person who has done bad things, he first changed his mind and looked around.
Sure enough, he saw that the middle-aged man who had no identification card was still arguing with the staff.
Yu Shenghui thought to himself, it seems that my method of not working honestly and getting other people's money into my own hands is really effective.
It's just that after all, Yu Shenghui is also the first time to do this kind of thing, even on the earth, he has never done it.
Can aliens search for identification pieces on him?
It's dangerous!
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