Chapter 100: Children's Day

When he left the antique market and passed by a primary school, Ao Tang couldn't help but be stunned, and the banner celebrating Children's Day reminded him, and he immediately took out his mobile phone and started texting.

In the bungalow of Longya Bay Reservoir in Spring City, Chijia was urging the shrimp soldiers and crab generals to study hard, when suddenly a text message rang, "Hey, hey, what's wrong?" What's wrong? The shrimp soldiers and crab generals scrambled to pick up their mobile phones.

Only Zhang Ren Zhangqi was unmoved at all, and said disdainfully: "It must be another spam text message." "I think when they first received the text message, they thought it was the Dragon King's edict, but at a glance, some were spam text messages from mobile operators, some were real estate advertisements for new real estate, and there were even inexplicable scam text messages! I really don't know why others have their mobile phone numbers, and it wasn't until I asked Lord Ryuwang that I figured out that this was a headache for ordinary human beings.

"Ah, it's a text message from Lord Dragon!" Chijia shouted happily, "I wish all the Shui tribe a happy Children's Day!" ”

"Yes, I'm here too." Qingjia also read the text message, and said, "Children's Day seems to be a festival for human children, right?" ”

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals discussed one after another: "According to the age calculation of human beings, we are only one or two years old, are we babies or children?" ”

"Wait a minute." Chijia crawled to a "Dictionary of Modern Chinese", opened it, searched, "er, well, found, children: younger minors, parentheses, younger than teenagers, parentheses." ”

"Hey, why are there parentheses? And it is younger than a teenager, this is to take a new question to explain an old problem, and we don't know the definition of a teenager. ”

"Don't worry, I'll check the teenager again. Shao, found, juvenile: the stage when people are about ten years old to fifteen or sixteen years old. Really, why is the human dictionary so vague? Ten years old is ten years old, and there is still about one; Fifteen is fifteen, sixteen is sixteen, why not define it accurately? Forget it, no matter what, we are not yet ten years old, we should all be children, Lord Dragon is really caring for us, and I wish us a happy holiday! ”

"Oh, it's a holiday. By the way, Captain Chijia, in order to celebrate Children's Day, we won't study today. "Shrimp soldiers and crabs will be generally studious, but there are inevitably two playful individuals in the individual.

There were two more greedy ones, and they said excitedly: "Captain Chijia, in order to celebrate Children's Day, let's add dinner today, let's eat a few golden tiger grouper fish that we don't usually eat, let's eat a few and try it?" ”

"I see that those Arowana are very lively and exercise a lot, and their flesh must be very biting!"

Qing Ding, an Arowana training expert, suddenly shouted: "Don't be delusional! It is said that one can be sold for tens of millions, and a million yuan of human beings can buy hundreds of thousands of miscellaneous fish, which is enough for us to eat for a lifetime! ”

One fish for hundreds of thousands of fish? It seems to be very profitable, and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals are happy, but they don't know that Ao Tang will definitely not take a million to buy fish for them.

Chijia clapped his hands and said: "The golden tiger grouper can still be eaten, anyway, there are enough golden tiger groupers now, and it is not a problem to eat dozens of them." ”

Zhang Ren Zhangqi next to him also read the text message at this time, although he was also very happy, but he still said duplicitously: "Children's Day or something, you guys, we can't get it." ”

"Huh, why? Human beings say that it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with all, so you should be happy with us. ”

"We are not alone, we are alone, don't worry, we won't pull you all up. You see, teenagers are ten years old, and children under ten years old are children, so it can be seen that human primary school students in the fifth and sixth grades are not children, but Children's Day, we are already junior high school students, of course, we can't pass it! Alas, in fact, we have also thought about it, but in junior high school, could it be that this is the pain of growing up? I don't know when it's my turn for Boy's Day......"

Is the fifth and sixth grade of human elementary school students just Children's Day? The shrimp soldiers and crab generals looked at each other and always felt that something was wrong.

In the room of the villa on Panlong Island in Chuanshan, it is now daytime, and the ashore detachment has also returned to the sea to spread knowledge to the aquarists who cannot go ashore, and also to forage and rest in the sea. Originally, it was going to leave one person on duty to take care of the house, but since Banjia closed the small black room, the task of taking care of the house was part-time by Banjia.

The so-called small black room is just a small room in the villa, but the tortoiseshell took the key to lock the door, and with the brute force of the spotted armor, although he can break through the door, unless he has the ability to repair the door completely, he will not dare to be so presumptuous.

No one talked to it, no one played with it, and the games in the computer were all deleted, but Banjia muttered proudly: "The prime minister's old antique doesn't understand new technology, so he thinks that if he deletes the games of 'Lianliankan', there will be no games in the computer?" Hmph, what a stupid one! I can also play 'Minesweeper' and I can also play 'Hearts Wars'...... Well, there are mini-games on the phone too,"

What is the final exam in a month, it has long been forgotten by it, and then it will be better to hold the dragon's feet temporarily, as for whether it can be held? How can you manage so much! When Banjia was playing a small game of 'pushing the box' on his mobile phone, the mobile phone suddenly rang, and his paws trembled in fright, and he had a faint excitement: "Could it be that playing a game has played a legendary hidden plot?" Hey, it's a text message. Banjia opened it in disappointment and found that it was a text message from Lord Dragon King, and couldn't help but feel ashamed, "Lord Dragon King cares about us so much, it seems that I should be more conscious, well, reduce it from five hundred games to fifty games a day, and save more time to study!" ”

Banjia paced a few more steps in the small black room, muttering, "Happy Children's Day to all the Aquarium Kids?" I'm barely a child, but a hundred-year-old turtle like the Prime Minister is definitely not a child, and those dozens of years old guys from the Shark Team, as well as a few adult killer whales, are not either, eels, I don't know, right? Forget it, I'm locked up in the little dark room now, and I can't see those who can't go ashore, and I can't laugh at them. But the Prime Minister wants to bring me food every night, should I laugh at it? Wouldn't it be bad if I had a few fewer fish to eat? ”

Although the Shui Tribes now have mobile phones, Ao Tang once ordered that they are not allowed to send text messages until they graduate from junior high school, unless it is an emergency, which is the lesson he learned from the previous experience of Zhang Ren Zhangqi using his mobile phone to disturb him on the way back to Spring City! Although some of the aquarists wanted to reply to the text message to express their gratitude, they could only give up.

Jingle ...... Mi Lu also received a text message, first showing a happy smile, and then muttered back: "Stupid, I'm not a child anymore!" ”

"What's wrong?" Chen Yuanyuan asked, with her familiarity with Mi Lu, she knew that it was a text message from Ao Tang at a glance.

"Hey, Ao Tang's text message, Happy Children's Day!"

Mi Lu proudly shook his mobile phone to show Chen Yuanyuan, and soon came to Ao Tang's text message, and he didn't feel that he had to deliberately avoid Chen Yuanyuan, and when he opened it in front of him, he was suddenly anxious, his face was blushing, and he hurriedly put away his mobile phone.

"Well, it's not a child, isn't it already a ripe fruit, which can be picked and eaten?"

"This, this, this stupid, stupid ......" Mi Lu stuttered, only felt that reading the text message with Chen Yuanyuan just now was the biggest mistake in her life, and she was embarrassed and lost home, and she couldn't help complaining, that stupid guy is usually very honest, why did he suddenly come into heat, even if she wanted to eat, she should secretly tell her, but she forgot that she didn't pay attention to confidentiality.

Chen Yuanyuan's face flashed with a different color, pursed his lips for a while, and finally smiled: "It turns out that Lulu is already ripe, should I take a bite before Ao Tang comes back?" ”

Mi Lu was ashamed, so he had to cover it up with his teeth and claws, and pounced over and laughed: "Yuanyuan, you are ripe, you big papaya, look at my melon grabbing dragon claw hand!" ”

"Ah, Lulu, you're perverted!"

Chen Yuanyuan defended and counterattacked, pinching Mi Lu twice, but he couldn't suppress the gloom of lonely self-appreciation in the midst of laughter and play. Once the problem of men and women starts, they can't brake, and it really makes Ao Tang eat Milu, and they will soon live and fly together, right? At that point, you may feel that the three-person sharing situation is a bit of an eyesore, and you want to kick her large light bulb back to school? If you don't even spend less time with each other, you will naturally drift apart.

Chen Yuanyuan looked at Mi Lu's shame and anger mixed with joy, and thought to himself that this was indeed a sweet and juicy fruit, and it was estimated that Ao Tang could be eaten and wiped clean in three or two bites. Women hope that men can be single-minded, but when the hope is getting slimmer, Chen Yuanyuan would rather Ao Tang be a greedy foodie!

"Happy Children's Day?" Hearing Ao Tang's words, Yu Zhiwei couldn't help but be stunned, and it happened that there was an old song 'I haven't been a big brother for many years' in a video store at the entrance of the school, and Yan Ran smiled, "I haven't been a child for many years." ”

Ao Tang also heard the song, 'I haven't been a big brother for many years, I don't love the cold edge of the bed...... I haven't been a big brother for many years, I just want to love it once...... 'Ao Tang couldn't help but laugh dryly, come once a month, sit and talk, talk and laugh, he is happy and enjoy this feeling of getting along, but the core problem is still unable to respond to the other party.

Yu Zhiwei stood quietly, staring at Ao Tang with a smile, until the song in the video store became the next one, and said with a smile: "Originally, I was going to visit the City God Temple, but now that it is Children's Day, then I am a child, I have the privilege of Ren's surname, let's go to Jinjiang Paradise today." ”

Like a roller coaster or something, Yu Zhiwei didn't like it in the past, not because she was afraid of the thrill and excitement of the churning and agitation, but her surname, in addition to moving forward bravely in the swimming pool, she was plain and elegant, and most of her leisure and entertainment were to go to the tea bar and book bar to listen to music and read books. But now that you are a child, and since you have a grudge in your heart, let me indulge in screaming.

Looking at Yu Zhiwei's outstretched hand, Ao Tang smiled and did not refuse pretentiously. For the amusement park, he also has some novelty, and it is good to experience it once.

But when he really got on the roller coaster, Ao Tang couldn't help sighing, becoming the dragon king strengthened his body in an all-round way, so ordinary people felt thrilling, but he felt like walking on the ground, without pressure, and without the excitement and fun of mortals. Listening to Zhiwei's unsuppressed high-pitched voice, I thought a little cranky in my heart.

(To be continued)