Chapter 56: The Alliance's Telephone Operator
"Who has offended you? Who saw it? In the elevator, Yang Ziqing hugged Xue Simiao tightly and looked around in surprise, the door of the elevator had been automatically locked, and it was empty, except for the air conditioning accident, there were only two big living people left, Yang Ziqing and Xue Simiao.
"You! You! It's shameless, my makeup is broken! ”
"Why do you love your face so much?" Yang Ziqing didn't have time to put Xue Simiao down, and asked helplessly.
Suddenly, there was a "ding dong" sound, and Ma Long and a group of people were already standing in front of the door, staring at Yang Ziqing and Xue Simiao, who were hugging each other in surprise, with big eyes and big mouths. Ma Long held a cigarette in his mouth, couldn't help but secretly stretched out his thumb, and said, "Team Yang, it's really brave, it seems that things are going quite well!" ”
"Yo! Boyfriend wow! Xue Simiao, you have finally returned to your roots! ”
"Congratulations! Congratulations! ”
"The old virgin is finally budding!"
Most of this group of colleagues are Xue Simiao's colleagues, and some of the male colleagues have almost shown contempt, staring at Yang Ziqing viciously. Think about it, Yang Ziqing is indeed looking for his own face, although Xue Simiao is not the most prominent in the newspaper, but there is no doubt that he is definitely the most beautiful, which invisibly attracts the favor of the gay men in the newspaper. Now that Yang Ziqing has taken the lead, those gay men are naturally unhappy in their hearts, and it is normal to cast a few contemptuous eyes.
Yang Ziqing hurriedly put Xue Simiao down, and whispered awkwardly to the crowd outside: "Misunderstanding!" Misunderstand! It was definitely a misunderstanding, she fell in the elevator and I happened to be passing by, I"
Yang Ziqing also seemed to notice that the credibility of this cold joke was not pure enough, and he couldn't make it up, so he pulled up Xue Simiao, who was hiding in the mirror and said, "Let's go!" Is it still smelly and beautiful? Let's talk about it later! ”
"What's the hurry? My makeup is all off! How can I have a face to see people, even if there is a scandal, I have to be beautiful! Xue Simiao was unmoved, still hiding in the elevator, carrying everyone to make up for her makeup, and in the elevator, a faint fragrance suddenly wafted out.
"What? You two think this is a bird's nest? Shall we go upstairs? A colleague next to him shouted.
Yang Ziqing is really embarrassed this time, this is a newspaper, and all the reporters with a sensitive sense of smell live, if they pat casually, then make up and edit casually, and finally send it casually, then their reputation will be ruined. "How is this good?" Yang Ziqing's ears were chirping crookedly, but Xue Simiao inside was careless, like a big star waiting for a big star to appear in makeup, and he didn't notice Yang Ziqing's embarrassment at all.
Yang Ziqing began to be impatient, so he simply didn't do anything, bent down, picked up Xue Simiao from the corner, put Xue Simiao's feet in front, hands behind him, and carried them on his shoulders, walked out of the elevator and ran towards the BMW car he parked outside the door.
"What are you doing? Hooligans, I haven't put on my makeup yet? Xue Simiao shook her limbs and roared wildly along the way, causing groups of colleagues to surround her.
Those female colleagues secretly flipped over and sent away this big beauty, and in the future, these handsome guys will have no share in her, and they can't help but shout together: "Together!" Together! Together"
Xue Simiao heard this loud sound like thunder, and suddenly felt as if he had been sold by someone, when had he ever been in love, why did he suddenly want to be with someone else? What's more, it's this pervert who has only met for less than two days! The more Xue Simiao thought about it, the more sad she felt in her heart, she kept shaking on Yang Ziqing's shoulders like she was desperate, kept beating Yang Ziqing's back, and said, "You return my innocence!" Give me back my innocence."
Yang Ziqing ignored the pain in his back and said fiercely: "Later, follow me today!" ”
Ma Long took a cigarette in his mouth, followed closely behind, and said, "This is decent!" I didn't have to run around on the 40th floor! ”
This Ma Long had just stepped out of the gate of the newspaper office, and Yang Ziqing had already stuffed Xue Simiao into the BMW, and was staring at Ma Long, who was still trotting, with jealous eyes: "Block, can't you go?" Are you still waiting for these reporters to take photos for you? ”
After hearing this, Ma Long quickened his pace, flew down, directly jumped over the dozen or so steps in front of the gate, landed steadily on the small square in front, and then lightly got into Yang Ziqing's car.
Xue Simiao's contradictory mood has not fully recovered, sitting in the passenger seat of the car, melancholy through the windshield of the BMW, glimpsed Ma Long's shocking scene, Nan Nan said: "I finally know why you climbed the 40th floor, and it is actually faster than the elevator!" ”
Yang Ziqing closed the door steadily, sat in the driver's seat, and heard Xue Simiao's chatter, so he said to Xue Simiao, who was full of surprise: "Sister! You underestimate him, don't worship him, he's not just a legend! ”
"What? Legend? Who do you say? "Malone had already slipped in and sat in the back seat.
Yang Ziqing: "What about you?" ”
Malone: "Me? It's ridiculous, I've been a boy for years!"
"Are these two things related?" Xue Simiao sorted out the chaotic emotions she had just now, and at the same time she was puzzled.
As soon as Ma Long sat down, the car started quickly, leaving a group of reporters watching the excitement behind, staring at Yang Ziqing curiously
Xue Simiao was directly taken back to the alliance's underground base by Yang Ziqing, and Xue Simiao's expression was the same as Liu Yun's when she first saw the alliance base, in addition to being thrilling, it was 100,000 why?
When Yang Ziqing brought Xue Simiao to the conference room, Liu Yun and He Yun had been waiting for a long time! He Yun had already widened his eyes, tightly locked Xue Simiao and refused to leave, but then, naturally, he was woken up by Liu Yun's slap, and sat stupidly, not daring to look up at everyone.
Of course, the rooke robot was also very happy, dancing on the round table in the middle of the conference room.
Xue Simiao sat down on the bench next to the table, first startled by the old rooke's mechanical dance, and then stunned by the facilities inside. Several exquisite computers, luxuriously decorated surroundings, soft and comfortable sofas, fully equipped projections, and silver white lights all over the room made Xue Simiao secretly think of the spaceship in foreign science fiction films.
"This! This! It's beautiful, it's incredible, if I work here? How much is the salary? Xue Simiao couldn't help but ask Yang Ziqing who was sitting on the sofa another important primary question.
"A lot!" Liu Yun interjected.
"A lot? Enough cosmetics for me for a few months? Xue Simiao asked stupidly as she stared at everyone.
Everyone looked at this old face-loving Xue Simiao, and suddenly became speechless, this guy has already loved beauty to the point of going crazy.
Rooke, who was next to Xue Simiao, suddenly laughed when everyone was quiet, and said in a hoarse voice: "This will be ten times the salary you received from your original job!" ”
Xue Simiao was so frightened that she got up and left the stool, took a few steps back one after another, and said, "Ah! That's half a year of my cosmetics! And also? This pile of rotten iron can actually speak, at first I thought it was just a small fool robot? ”
"What rotten iron! I have a name! This rooke was a little angry, holding his iron mouth and steaming.
Seeing this, Liu Yun sat down on the sofa with Xue Simiao, and said to the rooke robot: "He! It's an old man, called Rooke, like Clenbuterol, an old and a young pervert! ”
"You!" When He Yun heard this, he was not convinced, he tossed himself so much in front of the beauties, if it was spread out, then how would he be a person in the future, he glared at Liu Yun, and said with anger in his eyes: "Don't think that the tiger is not powerful, just treat Lao Tzu as a sick cat!" ”
When Liu Yun heard this, she suddenly laughed lewdly, and stared closely at He Yun, who had just spoken rudely. Yang Ziqing, Ma Long, and Rooke immediately understood something, and they all moved away from He Yun, took a few steps back, and hid in the corner of the conference room, frowning, and closing their eyes tightly, as if waiting for something painful.
This Xue Simiao stood stupidly next to Liu Yun, looked at Yang Ziqing's unbelievable strange behavior, and said, "What's wrong with you!" ”
Yang Ziqing hurriedly bent over, quickly moved over, held Xue Simiao's hand and said, "You'd better stay with us, so as not to hurt the innocent!" ”
"What? Hurting the innocent? ”
"Yes!"
Xue Simiao's face was full of doubts, she held her mouth, her eyebrows shortened, and said, "I think, it shouldn't be!" ”
"Dead monkey! What did you say? Lao Tzu is not powerful, do you really think Lao Tzu is a sick cat? As soon as Xue Simiao's words fell, among the two people who had been facing each other for a long time, Liu Yun suddenly went crazy and practiced the lion's roar loudly, and the things in the entire conference room vibrated with it, and Xue Simiao felt that she was fluttering and began to shake. She grabbed Yang Ziqing's arm tightly and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier!" My makeup is all off! ”
Hearing Xue Simiao's words, Ma Long and Yang Ziqing almost vomited out the breakfast they had eaten in the morning.
He Yun was shocked by this thunderous sound, and his heart was like a rupture, and he secretly had internal blood, and his heart was in pain. He clutched his chest, and Nan Nan said, "Little ancestor! I was wrong! ”
"Really!" Liu Yun pasted it and made a gesture of twisting He Yun's ears, so frightened that He Yun hugged his head, hooked his head, and almost buried himself under the sofa.
"That's it! Liu Yun! Get down to business! Yang Ziqing saw that the situation had eased slightly, and hurriedly stopped it.
He, Ma Long, and Xue Simiao sat down on the stool next to the table, and introduced it as Xue Simiao: The organization you join is called the Hunter Alliance, we are mainly engaged in earth security and anti-interstellar threat work, and you, in the future, will be the telephone operator of our alliance, responsible for recording and reporting our actions, and being the intermediary between the upper level and us in information communication. The purpose of our mission is to resolutely obey the command from above and not give up on our companions
After Yang Ziqing finished speaking conscientiously, he said to everyone: "Actually, everyone understands the new mission action guide, so we officially welcome Xue Simiao to join!" ”
"Good! Good! "Only Rooke and Liu Yun are clapping, what about He Yun? Still covering his ears, sitting nonchalantly; Marlon was smoking a smoky cigarette on the side, looking isolated from the world.
"A guide to action? Did you just say that? Xue Simiao glanced at Yang Ziqing, who was speaking energetically.
Liu Yun's face was full of doubts and asked, "You didn't listen?" ”
Xue Simiao smiled and replied, "I think!" I have so much salary in the future, what cosmetics should I buy? It's Dreamtimes in Han country, or EsteelAuder in Mei country, or Chanel in Fa country, or it's all oops! Anyway, it's so complicated in my head right now! ”
Everyone listened to a bunch of thunder words, and roared angrily in unison: "Now our brains are so complicated? ”
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