Chapter 213: Pulling the Nail (Part II)
Today, so many friends cheered up, giving face to the feet, and the feet were grateful, and the list of friends could not be written, and a thank you was specially compiled when you were free
Jiang Feng is very angry, he hasn't met an opponent since he got the ring, and today he let his shoulder go numb in a few rounds, if he really plays it, he will explain it here today, the dignified GA director and deputy director and the director of the bureau office let the family serve a pot, is there anything more wretched than this?
"Uncle, Miss's call, you answer" After the tiger gun hit Jiang Feng's fart, he looked relaxed.
"I told you, who do you know about your young lady? I won't answer" Jiang Feng looked indignant, and he was embarrassed to say it directly, so he could only protest in this way.
"Jiang Feng, you have a temper, don't you, hurry up and answer the phone", a delicate and crisp voice came from the phone.
Jiang Feng was too familiar with this voice, and he didn't need to think about it to know that it was Dong Yu, so he immediately picked up the phone and walked to the bedroom in frustration, and said helplessly: "Grandma, what do you want to play?" What are you doing here with such an animal, and you gave me a dismount, if it weren't for your face today, I would have to arrest this bastard, and dare to attack the police? Lao Tzu has hundreds of brothers under him, and with a wave of his big hand, he can immediately crush him into powder, he is tired of being crooked."
Jiang Feng was indignant, and really wanted to arrest this goods, and beat him with a leather whip dipped in cold water, but he also knew in his heart that hundreds of people in the whole situation would be in vain, this kid is simply a livestock, the force value is too perverted, even if he can fight, he looks so handsome, he really doesn't let people live.
"Just those waste firewood under your hands, what else to pretend, you can't beat Feng Chong one when you put it together, do you think that the seven brothers of the gourd baby can really form a King Kong gourd baby" Dong Xiaoniu's voice is as delicate as ever, but it is like a silver bell over the ear, beautiful and refined, which makes people feel refreshed and relaxed.
Jiang Feng was so depressed, it seemed that the cartoon of the gourd baby was really deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so he said viciously: "Little girl, you are really mean when you speak, why do you turn your elbow outward, and if you dare to eat inside and out, I will divorce you."
"Jiang Feng, you bastard" Dong Yu said coquettishly, and said with a three-point killer: "Miss Ben has already eaten inside and outside for you, Feng Chong is the apprentice of my grandfather's guard Uncle Wolf, everyone in the capital is a well-known person, the General Staff still wants it, Uncle Wolf didn't agree, I begged for a long time before I reluctantly agreed, do you think it's easy to get people?" ”。
"Okay, okay, grandma, isn't it okay for him to be the singles king and doubles father?" Jiang Feng's heart was empty, and he begged for mercy: "Well, I know that you are worried about my safety, and you are afraid that I will be injured so you sent someone to protect me, thank you, but how did this kid come in the name of the City GA Bureau, your hands are really long, and you can reach out to the new city GA Bureau, which is very powerful."
"What's so difficult about this, I told Shang Tinglu, I'll find someone, she is responsible for arranging, his uncle is not in charge of GA, it's not easy to stuff himself" Dong Yu said with a big grin: "Just a thank you?" If I don't call you, you don't even have a letter, do you still have me in your heart? ”。
"Yes, of course there is, you are my little princess, what would I do without you, how lonely and lonely I am" Jiang Feng coaxed Dong Yu on his lips, but he wondered in his heart that these two chicks had done something that made Uncle Ben comfortable, sisters should be of the same heart, how can they not look at each other? Wouldn't that make the house restless? Of course, Jiang Feng just fartized in his heart, and he never dared to say it.
The little girl was elated and said excitedly: "Hero, your princess is imprisoned, if you have me in your heart, come and save me, step on your war horse, raise your scimitar and kill it."
Of course Jiang Feng knew that the little girl was joking, if she was really imprisoned, she could still make her own call? Can you still send someone to protect Jiang Feng? Isn't that?
"Your Royal Highness the Princess, the war horses are too old to drive, and the marching fodder is not sufficient, but these difficulties can be overcome" Jiang Feng said with a smile: "What's the benefit of just rescuing the princess?" ”。
"And what do you want?" Dong Yu changed a sweet and greasy tone and began to be coquettish.
"Hahaha, I said that the war horse is old and old."
"Then change horses."
"Can you change your little mare?"
"Jiang Feng, you bastard, I'm going to kill you."
"Haha" Jiang Feng smiled brightly, and laughed for a while before saying: "Niu'er, don't be angry, can't I be wrong?" Can't I let you ride it? ”。
"Stinky thing, I won't ride it" Dong Yu pouted and said lonely: "Eh, I originally wanted to go back to you, but my grandmother had some minor problems with her body, and I wanted to accompany her, but I didn't worry about you, so my grandfather sent Feng Chong here, which made me feel at ease."
Jiang Feng shook his head and said: "He can't replace you, I'm not interested in men, although he looks good, but he is invincible without my little beauty, you say yes."
"You have to be obedient, I'll go back to see you in two days" Dong Yu was very impressed with this sycophant, and his tone was soft and soft, but then he changed his face and said: "Don't around my back, be careful and let me catch it, one of my best friends told me that if such a man is caught, he will be bounced to death."
Jiang Feng suddenly felt that his lower body was cold, which demon of his ** family said this, and he actually came up with such a way to damage, is this girl a life? Well, the vicious woman who came up with this method must have been wheeled, Jiang Feng cursed in his heart, but he said in a scoundrel: "My eldest lady, I'm an adult male, I can't mess with you, you don't want to mess around elsewhere, this is not the ancient times, you princess can't take the big girl in the room, so what should I do, there are also physiological requirements."
"Let's get Shang Tinglu, you can use her as a spare tire before Miss Ben officially takes up her post, well, it's just a spare tire," Dong Yu said nonchalantly: "Grandma called me, don't talk to you as a hooligan, Feng Chong has a special mission to monitor you, don't act rashly."
The little girl left a threatening word in the back, and Jiang Feng didn't care, but the little girl commented on Shang Tinglu's spare tire Jiang Feng was a little unpleasant, but she couldn't complain about the little girl, she could only blame herself, why did she provoke so many girls? In the end, it's not good to hurt anyone, and I can't bear it, but it's too shameless to ask for it all, and the law doesn't allow it, so you have to pack * milk? But what girl can be a second wife? Isn't this a Monkey King dream?
Jiang Feng shook his head and walked out of the bedroom helplessly, and then saw a stunned scene, only to see Feng Chong sitting at the dinner table and pushing the cup with Sun Chang and Xu Jian, and drinking happily, while talking, he also gestured and said: "Well, Lao Sun, your performance just now is okay, and you are a little bold, but scolding people will not solve the problem, as for Lao Li, your performance is a bit like that, you yourself are JC, where are you going to call the police?" ”。
Sun Chang and Xu Jian were completely suppressed, they all smiled and toasted, Jiang Feng was so angry, this kid returned him to drink Lao Tzu's wine after Lao Tzu, if he hadn't been able to beat him, he would have thrown him into the river to feed the fish.
Jiang Feng didn't like this kid, and ignored him and turned his head into the bedroom to lie down and smoke, and it didn't take long for Li Xiangchu to enter the house, sitting at the head of the bed and saying with palpitations: "Xiao Jiang, where did this little guy come from, how can he toss it so much, everyone has a false alarm."
Jiang Feng stretched out his hand and hugged Li Xiangchu in his arms, rubbed her long purple hair, and said softly: "My sister sacrificed her life to save me just now, I don't know what to say."
Li Xiangchu didn't speak, but the cat was in Jiang Feng's arms, Li Xiangchu never mentioned which lady's bodyguard was sent, she also thought about how Jiang Feng had a wife, how his wife looked at herself, how to maintain the relationship between herself and Jiang Feng, Li Xiangchu didn't dare to think about it, let alone force anyone, embarrass anyone, so she could only comfort herself, let's not fight for that piece of marriage book, nor spend his money or borrow his power, even if his wife is jealous, what can he do?
Jiang Feng is quite leisurely here, but Sun Chang and Xu Jian are bitter in the restaurant, the two of them were pulled by Feng Chong and poured several glasses of wine, Feng Chong, this animal, is not only worth more than a cow, but even the amount of alcohol is too good for him.
Sun Chang and Xu Jian are also in a hurry, the director of the bureau will not drink and turn his head and leave, can he still drink as a subordinate? But it's not okay to leave the table, there is still a little master who needs to be served, it is obvious that this kid has an internal connection with the director, listening to that means that the director's girlfriend sent it, since he is the confidant of the director's wife, it is even more impossible to offend, the power of the pillow wind is naturally not small, not to mention that the director didn't take this kid after answering the phone, although this director Jiang has only been here for two days, but judging from the actions of the past two days, he is not a loser, but such a director is obviously subdued by the director's wife. Such a little ancestor is still offering.
At the same time, the two of them also figured out a thing, it turned out that Li Xiangchu may not be the main room, the main room is the one who called, but even so the two didn't dare to say this, let alone underestimate Li Xiangchu, according to the consistent logic, it is the partial room that is favored, if you are not favored, can you come and live with it so quickly? .
Since you want to accompany the little ancestor to drink, you just have a good drink, Sun Chang and Xu Jian formed an alliance with a pair of eyes, since this kid wants to drink, then get him drunk, just with the two veterans of the alcohol battlefield, can't he take a little hair? What's more, the director obviously doesn't treat him very much, but he can't say it because of the director's wife's face, so he won't blame the director for getting him drunk, and maybe he will praise it in his heart.
"Although I don't know what the brother is called, when he arrives here, he is a distinguished guest, and the elder brother will give you a cup as the landlord" Sun Chang carried a cup or two and touched Feng Chong's small rice bowl, although the small rice bowl in Feng Chong's hand was not big, how could it be more than two taels, to put it bluntly, Sun Chang took a big advantage.
Feng Chong didn't dwell on these, he happily clinked glasses with Sun Chang, and just dried up, and then drank with Xu Jian, or the bowl to the cup, anyway, Feng Chong didn't say it, and the remaining two old oilers were also happy and confused, so make do with it.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors, these two old oilers figured out that it was not ordinary, this kid's face remained unchanged one after another, today he met an opponent, and before the taste came to ease, Feng Chong started a new round of bowl-to-cup.
Within half an hour, the two old oilers were drunk and confused, lying on the table unconscious, Feng Chong wiped his mouth with satisfaction, and went to Sun Chang's wife with a small wine bowl.
Sun Chang's wife, Sister Wang, changed her face when she saw this posture, and hurriedly waved her hand and said, "Big brother, sister-in-law can't drink."
Feng Chong said with a harmless smile: "Please ask my sister-in-law to help me serve a bowl of rice, it's not a problem to drink just wine."
Sister Wang took the small rice bowl and went to serve the rice in a daze, and looked back at her husband Sun Chang, who was lying on the table and couldn't get up, and muttered in her heart where did this little ancestor come from, so able to toss people, it seems that she has to bless the old grandson for a while, and she should stay away from this little ancestor if she says anything.
Feng Chong ate four or five bowls of rice in a row, stood up and muttered to himself, "Don't overeat, eat less and eat more meat and vegetables."
After eating, he helped Sun Chang and Xu Jian, the two drunks, to rest in another bedroom, and he really had nothing to do and helped Sun Chang's wife clean up the dishes and chopsticks, which made Sun Chang's wife quite uncomfortable.
An afternoon of time was wasted in the sleep of a few drunks, Feng Chong, this kid had too much energy, he couldn't sleep at all, and after exercising his body for a while, he was really bored and played the box game on his mobile phone, and he played all afternoon, and he was happy.
When the moon was on the willow tops, everyone woke up, Li Xiangchu came out of the bedroom in a daze and wanted to go to the bathroom to wash his face, as soon as he went out, he happened to see Feng Chong lying on the sofa with six little white teeth and smiling at her, Li Xiangchu was a little embarrassed, thinking that this kid was sent by the real lady, Li Xiangchu was even more embarrassed, his face was burning, as if he had secretly done something unsightly and was caught red-handed by the master.
"Miss only asked me to protect my uncle's safety, and I wasn't allowed to do anything else, I didn't see anything" Feng Chong looked harmless with his little white teeth, and after saying this, he started playing games again.
"I... I..."Li Xiangchu stood at the door and wanted to say something, but he didn't say it after all, this bastard boy is too direct, so direct that people have nothing to say, but Mr. Li is not an ordinary person after all, after coming back from the bathroom, he sat on the side of the sofa, took out the posture of the eldest sister and cared about Xiao DD and said gently: "My brother has been here for an afternoon, I don't know where my brother's name is?" ”。
"My name is Feng Chong, Chu Province is another mountain man" Feng Chong faced the big beauty of the knots and handed over is not unnatural, just from lying down to sitting, still concentrating on pushing the box, if someone can see his mobile phone screen will find that it is not ordinary, this kid does not have to think about every step he pushes, it is directly in one step, and then pass, clear, and then start playing from the first level, and then pass the customs and then clear the customs, he has played this game badly, but he still relish, I don't know what his head is made of, it's just a demon.
Teacher Li's eyes lit up immediately when he heard this kid's origin, and he said with a smile: "Yo, it turns out that he is from Chu Province, my mother is also from Chu Province, speaking of which, we are still half a fellow countryman, how old is my brother, do you have a girlfriend?" ”。
"It's 20, it's not yet, the master said I'm still young, don't worry" Feng Chong finally felt a little cramped, and scratched his head with a smile.
Li Xiang Chuxin said that 20 years old is indeed not big, but now I can't manage so much, this kid is a little embarrassed, this is progress, and he should attack strongly, Mr. Li smiled: "You can't say that, you are also working now, although you are still young, but there is nothing wrong with a favorite girl to talk about love first, and I didn't say that I would get married now."
"The master said that women always love to deceive people, and the more beautiful women are, the more they love to deceive people" Feng Chong said with a smile while playing with his mobile phone: "Sister, you are very beautiful."
Teacher Li's face suddenly became entangled, and he was angry in his heart, saying that your master must have been injured by a woman with a cuckold, so he instigated the apprentice like this, but he still patiently pretended to be generous: "You mean to say that my sister also loves to deceive people?" Am I like that? ”。
"Like"
Feng Chong spit out a word very affirmatively, and immediately choked Mr. Li half to death, Mr. Li had a crazy impulse, this kid turned out to be a pig and a tiger to tease Miss Ben, it really doesn't make sense.
"You kid is endless, you can go back and forth if you tease my woman again" Jiang Feng came out of the bedroom and leaned against the door with an unkind face to teach Feng Chong.
"Hehe, don't be angry, boss" Feng Chong said with a bitter face: "Before I came, the young lady said to let me follow you, and my master didn't let me go back, if you don't take me in, I have to stand on the street."
Jiang Feng bluffed and said: "With your conditions, you don't have to stand on the street, you can be a little white face, of course, the little white face can't help but look at the face, but also to see if the work is good?" Can you? ”。
Feng Chong blinked his eyes and said pitifully: "Then I don't know the rich woman either, you can introduce one."
"Introducing a fart"
Feng Chong pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Well, too, if you want to know you, you have been on it a long time ago, can it still be my turn?" ”。
Li Xiangchu looked at Jiang Feng with a smile on his face, stood up and said with a smile: "You two don't make trouble, Xiao Jiang, find Director Xu to arrange a place for the little brother, whether it's a bodyguard or a guest, you can't sleep in the car."
"Sister, you're so nice" Feng Chong began to pretend to be tender again.
Jiang Feng was so angry with this kid that his nose was not a nose and his face was not a face, so he turned his head and entered the house, and said hatefully: "There is no place to sleep on the street."
Li Xiangchu shook his head helplessly, and said with a smile: "It's okay, Director Xu will wake up in a while, and my sister will arrange it for you."
"Hmm" Feng Chong nodded heavily, and then said stupidly: "Sister, we are still fellow villagers, and we can be regarded as having met in another country, what is your name?" ”。
"What? Want to figure out what my name is and then go for a small report? Li Xiangchu was tortured by this kid and no longer believed him, and began to guess people with conspiracy theories.
"Hehe, look at my sister's style, she is not a small person, how can she be a small person who is not afraid of a big house? , Unless it is particularly favored" Feng Chong didn't care about Li Xiangchu's increasingly red face, but analyzed it by himself, "My master said, begging for life in the mansion must not be mixed with the intrigue between the eldest wife and the aunt's wife, and you can't please it, so I will definitely not beat your little report."
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