Chapter 518: Is It Big? Not bad!
"Get in." One of the men pointed a gun at Yan Murong's back and motioned for him to go inside. To Yan Murong's surprise, he still spoke Huaxia.
"Don't let me wash?" Yan Murong said as he stepped back. "How about I put my clothes on first? I'm really not used to stripping naked in front of men. β
"Get in." The man said again, this time, his fingers already pulling the trigger slightly.
"Hey, you're a real person, it's okay, if you don't wear it, you won't wear it." Yan Murong hurriedly surrendered. What are you kidding, he'd rather pick up a soft sword and fight them to the death and end up dying in blood than be shot in his bare ass, which is really-really shameful.
Yan Murong is not a tough guy, and he doesn't want to pretend to be a tough guy, if he can't fight, he will run, and if he can't run, he will surrender quickly, and then find an opportunity to run again - the situation is stronger than people, and he is still pretending to be a tough guy at this time, so how low is his IQ?
"Sit down." The man pointed his gun at the sofa and motioned for Yan Murong to sit down.
Yan Murong obediently did so, and walked on the sofa, but one hand was already on his waist.
At this moment, Yan Murong moved, oh no, it was his hand. The bath towel around his waist was untied by him and thrown directly at the man behind him, and then, grabbing the pillow on the sofa and smashing it at his companion standing at the door, at the same time, while the man was blocked by the bath towel, the man had already flashed to his side.
"Bang bang bang-"
The gunshots reminded me that the bath towel was punched out of a few holes, and the bullet penetrated the bath towel and hit the sofa directly, making a "poof" sound.
The bath towel fell to the ground, Yan Murong had already turned behind him, his palm turned into a knife, and he quickly slashed towards his neck.
"Chirp-"
Just as Yan Murong's palm was about to slash into the man's neck, a slight gunshot sounded, and the bullet shot into the man's head, and the blood rushed out, spraying Yan Murong in the face. It's just that he didn't care about wiping the blood on his face at this time, rolled on the spot, and hid directly behind the sofa.
"Come out, it's me."
The voice of the little snake came from the door, which made Yan Murong breathe a sigh of relief, and just as he was about to get up from behind the sofa, he found that he was still bare-bottomed, and immediately squatted down again.
"Giggles." The little snake laughed out loud. "What are you hiding, come out, I've played all the games, and I'm still afraid to see it?"
"I'm pure." Yan Murong said defensively.
"Please don't insult purity." The little snake said with a smile on his face. "Even if you cultivate for a few more decades, these two words will not have anything to do with you, if you want to be pure, you will be reincarnated in the next life."
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Yan Murong was speechless for a while, but after thinking about it, he also felt that what the little snake said was right - of course, he still felt that he was very pure, but he just thought that what the little snake said before was right.
I've played it all, are you still afraid to watch it?
Thinking of this, Yan Murong was also relieved, stood up directly from behind the sofa, and walked towards the little snake step by step.
"Yo, you're pretty mature." The little snake said with a smile, a pair of charming eyes swept around under Yan Murong in three ways, and the essence of the female ** was fully revealed. This woman was originally a cold and unscrupulous master.
Seeing the little snake's eyes and teasing words, Yan Murong immediately felt uncomfortable, and just as he was about to open his mouth to fight back, the door of the room was pushed open, and then, Yang Duo appeared in front of him.
"Outsideβ"
Closing the door and turning around, Yang Duo was just about to speak, but the scene in front of her made her hold back the words behind her, her eyes widened, her small mouth also opened in an O-shape, and she looked at the bearded baby elephant in front of her blankly.
Yan Murong was also stunned, he didn't think that Yang Duo would come in at this time, and what was even worse was that after being stunned for a while, this woman actually stood there without blushing and looking at herself.
"Haven't you seen it?" The little snake asked with a smile.
"I've seen it, but I haven't seen him."
"Is it big?"
"It's okay."
"Well, it's fine, do you want to tell him to stand up and let you see?"
"Isn't that okay?"
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Yan Murong was about to cry when she was aggrieved.
These two female hooligans actually turned Lao Tzu in sight. And, and how can people live -- and even say such things?
There is often such a plot in TV dramas - the heroine is taking a bath, the male protagonist inadvertently breaks in, and then the heroine cries and cries to die or live. The current scene is not much different from that in the TV series, but the protagonist who cried out loud became Yan Murong.
At this moment, Yan Murong, who was turned by two female hooligans from the sight, was hiding in the quilt and hugging her head and crying-"Hey, you're still a doctor, don't you know that it's best not to cover your head with a quilt when you sleep?" The little snake smiled coquettishly and tugged at the quilt, but not only did it not pull it away, but was wrapped closer and closer by Yan Murong.
"Oh, isn't it just a matter of being watched, what's the big deal?" The little snake laughed. "In this world, apart from men and women, you don't know who looks like what? Come, come out. β
"Hula."
Yan Murong poked his head out of the quilt, looked at Yang Duo who was standing behind with a resentful expression, and said angrily. "Apologize."
"Apologize?" Yang Duo smiled. "If you want to apologize, you apologize to me, I haven't said you're a hooligan - besides, look at what is missing, I don't mind, what do you mind? Who told you to run around the house bare-assed? β
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Little women are so messy, what should we big men do?
After squirming for a while, Yan Murong reluctantly put on her clothes in the bed, got up slowly, and sat on the sofa with an aggrieved face, just like an angry little daughter-in-law.
"Yo yo yo, look at the one who wronged you." The little snake smiled and said with a straight face. "Put your grievances aside first, there is still a living one here, do you want to wake up and ask? - You're ruthless enough to kick people to death with one kick, tsk, be a man, this thing is really cumbersome. β
Kicked to death? It's good to kick to death. Yan Murong thought in his heart, even if he didn't kick to death, he would have to make up for it.
"Wake up." Yan Murong said. He was angry, angry that the two women were judging his little brother, andβmoreover, the evaluation was "okay."
Yan Murong was very depressed when he didn't get good reviews, so he decided to take all his anger out on the unlucky child who hadn't died yet.
Before the little snake could make a move, he had already walked up to the man who had been knocked unconscious by him with a towel, and then, with his foot, he parted his legs forty-five degrees, and then, lifting his foot, straightening his instep, kicked the world straight into the crotch of the unfortunate child's pants.
"Ahh
A terrible cry echoed through the room.