0309 [Sixteen-year-old flower season is laughing]

"Rise of the Planet of the Apes" is a reinterpretation of the classic series, which is very difficult and involves the most advanced expression capture technology, which is a movie that Shao Shuaijun cannot give up. "Teddy Bear" is an R-rated comedy, with both word-of-mouth and box office hits, and it is an excellent movie that can create a series, and it is also difficult to part with.

After all the calculations, the only thing Shao Shuaijun can let go of is "The Hunger Games", with the existence of the original work, no matter who adapts and directs it, it can be a box office hit. And Shao Shuaijun has already completed the storyboard script of "The Hunger Games", and he can complete the task well by hiring any director.

After summing everything up, Shao Shuaijun passed the script for "The Hunger Games" to Mitchell. Bruce, let him pick a director in Hollywood to direct. And for himself, he contacted the producer Louis. Lenard.

"Luis, how have you been lately? Now that I've finished my film in China and I'm ready to start filming Rise of the Planet of the Apes, you can now take on the casting task. ”

"Of course, I've been waiting for a long time, and I have the main cast myself."

"Oh, and also, I have a script called 'Teddy Bear', which you go and pull up from Summit Entertainment's script library. I will direct both films at the same time. Shao Shuaijun said again.

"Directing two films at the same time?" Louis said in surprise.

Shao Shuaijun explained with a smile: "I drafted the ideas for these two movies a long time ago, and the storyboards and materials were also well prepared, and it will be quite easy to shoot now." And "Teddy Bear" is very simple, I will pick a few more assistant directors. I'm sharing the responsibilities, and I'm still focusing on Rise of the Planet of the Apes. ”

"Now that you've made your decision, well, I'll prepare for the casting of these two films as soon as possible."

"Then please, I'll go to the United States two days before Christmas, and a month should be enough time for the crew to prepare." Shao Shuaijun hung up the phone after speaking. For the sake of money, for the sake of superheroes, now he has decided to go out and work hard. Two films directed at the same time, a rare crazy move.

With several versions of the promotional video has landed on major websites one after another.

"Old Boy" is here!

On Sunday, November 29, 2009, the newly built Dream Catcher CBD Cinema City in Beijing. A grand premiere was held. Now the domestic film industry has formed a routine. held a grand premiere before the release, and held a luxurious celebration banquet after the painting, I can't tell who started it.

Anyway, almost all of Shao Shuaijun's movies have experienced these two things, and this time is no exception.

The weather in the capital is a bit not very good. Drying also often scrapes sandstorms. In the past two days, Shao Shuaijun has been a little angry. The mouth ulcers were so severe that they didn't greet the guests at the door, and waited directly in their seats for the movie to start. Wang Zhonglei and other old friends came over to say hello and chat. Shao Shuaijun pointed to his mouth, indicating that he was in a terrible pain and couldn't speak.

"Old Boy" is a nostalgic movie, using 35mm film, not made in 3D or IMAX format, so the premiere hall is not very large, accommodating 500 people, generally star artists, generally journalists, and the remaining more than 100 people are the audience who grabbed the tickets.

Half an hour later, the movie begins.

After the end of the logo of Radio and Television Dragon Logo and Dream Chasing Jiahe, the picture flashed and appeared on a draft stage, Shao Shuaijun was wearing a white shirt and black pants and carrying a guitar; Huang Bo was dressed as an MJ figure, wearing a black suit and white gloves. The two of them stood in the center of the stage with solemn expressions.

Bang, the screen was pitch black, and the subtitles slowly emerged: "Starring: Huang Bo - Wang Xiaoshuai, Shao Shuaijun - Xiao Dabao." ”

The subtitles faded, the picture reappeared, and what appeared was Guo Tao's hanging appearance, opening his mouth and asking, "What do you do?" There was contempt in Chi Guoguo's tone.

The screen went black again, and the subtitles appeared: "Starring: Xu Zheng - Bao Xiaobai, Liu Shishi - Liu Luyao, Zhen Zhen - Hao Fang." ”

The subtitles faded, and there was another scene, a close-up of Sun Li, sneering: "How old are you, why do you have wrinkles on your face?" ”

"Friendship cameo: Guo Tao, Sun Li, Deng Zhao, Li Bingbing - competition judges, article - classmate A, Peng Bo - instant noodle brother, Yue Xiaojun - construction site man, Liu Gang - barber sister ......"

When the picture appeared, Deng Jiao smiled like a fox: "Do you know that you look very old?" You are indeed very old, and you are the oldest here? ”

Subtitle: "I would like to dedicate this film to MJ, to all those who have chased their dreams, are chasing their dreams now, and will pursue their dreams in the future." Dreams, like classics, will never fade with time, but become more precious. ”

Another close-up, Li Bingbing shook his head and asked, "Do you think you will be popular?" ”

Click, the screen went completely dark, and after a few seconds of waiting, five big words emerged: "Director - Shao Shuaijun." ”

Then there are the words "old boy", which appear in the sky above an old-fashioned school, and the bell for the end of class is accompanied by a cry: "Here it is, here it is." The picture swoops down from the sky and into the hallway.

Then I saw that the pink Shao Shuaijun, with his head in half, leaned against the corner of the wall at the turn of the stairs, posed with his guitar, and dipped his saliva with his hands and brushed his hair. Xu Zheng and Wang Xun (Four Eyes in the Stone) are also pink like middle school students, gesturing on the stairs. As soon as the three of them appeared, they immediately attracted a burst of laughter in the cinema.

I have to say that the images of Xu Zheng and Wang Xun are laughable.

In the laughter, Liu Luyao, the school flower played by Liu Shishi, went downstairs with a schoolbag on her back, and when she passed by Shao Shuaijun's corridor, Shao Shuaijun immediately talked about the guitar and sang a song: "Thank you for the love you gave me, I will never forget this life and this life." Thank you for ......."

And then...... Master Liu wore headphones and passed by without looking back.

Xu Zheng and Wang Xun sighed, and Shao Shuaijun shook his hair gloomily, causing a burst of laughter in the movie theater.

This plot is all about school life in high school, and Xiao Dabao, played by Shao Shuaijun, is the gangster leader among the students, and the main task of his student career is to show love to the school flower and bully his classmates. Every time the school girl ignores him, he will intensify his bullying of several classmates who follow him. Especially Bao Xiaobai played by Xu Zheng.

The carefree student days, passing notes in class and making a fuss after class. Sneaking on the boobs of female classmates, peeking at pornographic pictures, playing pranks on each other, and flashing quickly in the beautiful music melody. It made the audience laugh and laugh non-stop.

One day, Xiao Dabao followed the school flower and came to the playground. discovered Wang Xiaoshuai played by Huang Bo. Is flirting with a coquettish ass twister learning Michael. Jackson dances.

"Get the car over." Xiao Dabao, who was hiding behind the pillars of the teaching building, said to Bao Xiaobai without looking back.

"And the car?" Someone in the audience spoke out curiously.

Then, I saw that the camera turned, and a green leather cart was pushed under the hem of the bag, and there were four chalk words "caring for the environment" on it. It turned out to be a garbage truck for school garbage. The theater laughed. In the movie, Xiao Dabao jumped directly into the garbage truck. Poked his head out. Keep beckoning: "Go forward, get closer." ”

Then little by little, he pushed towards Wang Xiaoshuai and the school flower.

Then Xiao Dabao saw Wang Xiaoshuai dancing, and the school flower approached Wang Xiaoshuai. Then with a shallow smile, he pulled out a cassette tape from his pocket. Xiao Dabao was heartbroken, and gritted his teeth and spit out three words: "Wang Xiaoshuai!" Bao Xiaobai also gritted his teeth with a sad face.

The picture transitioned, and the school girl smiled brightly and elegantly, and handed the tape over.

Wang Xiaoshuai, played by Huang Bo, is about to stop beating when he is intoxicated.

"Wang Xiaoshuai." The school flower's voice was sweet, and she said, "Hao Fang asked me to give it to you." ”

Hao Fang, played by Zhen Zhen, hid behind another pillar, with an estimated size of two or three hundred pounds, shyly smirking.

"She told you and me to jump, I hope this tape will help you." The school girl handed over the tape.

Xiao Dabao, who was in the distance, mistakenly thought that the school flower was interesting to Wang Xiaoshuai, and said with a crying voice: "Let's go!" ”

Then Xiao Dabao was angry with Wang Xiaoshuai, and took a few classmates to kidnap Wang Xiaoshuai on the main road of the school, and the two of them held Wang Xiaoshuai's arm against the wall. Then Bao Xiaobai hurriedly ran over and said, "It's coming, it's coming." ”

The school flower and a few female classmates happened to come over, Xiao Dabao smiled evilly, took out a trumpet and blew it, attracting the attention of the female classmates, and immediately took off Wang Xiaoshuai's pants.

Huang Bo with mosaics in key parts, wailing in pain.

The female classmates were surprised at first, and then they lowered their heads and snickered, glancing at the mosaic from time to time.

"I'm not alive anymore, I'm not alive anymore. Can't live! Fuck me, Xiao Dabao of the dog day! Wang Xiaoshuai yelled.

In Wang Xiaoshuai's roar, the music of "Sixteen-Year-Old Flower Season" sounded, and it was another quick description of school life, the fat man who forcibly kissed a female classmate, Wen Zhang, who peed on the wall, Yue Xiaojun who had a note on his face, and Gao Zhisheng, who was knocked to the ground and pressed under the table.

"Whistling freely, making self-made jokes. A thousand repetitions are chic, using loneliness as a spice.

The sky outside is so small, and my ideals are higher than the sky. The outside world is vast, and I want to know everything.

In this colorful season, make up a song to yourself. Looking for a dream to feel the mood, in fact, everything is hazy.

Embrace the rising sun and let hope fly. Oh, sixteen, sixteen. ”

At the end of the song, Xiao Dabao smiled insolently, with a cigarette in his mouth. The classmates scrambled to light cigarettes for Xiao Dabao, and then said, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you." ”

Xiao Dabao leaned on a lighter to light a cigarette, but instead of smoking it, he blew out the lighters one by one as if blowing out a candle. This is Xiao Dabao's sixteenth birthday.

Diametrically opposed to Xiao Dabao's happiness is Wang Xiaoshuai. In front of his favorite school flower, revealing his little brother, Wang Xiaoshuai almost had no face to live anymore, hiding in the dormitory, crying silently. There was a full moon in the sky, and there seemed to be laughter in his ears as female classmates covered their mouths.

At this time, a ray of moonlight spilled in and shone on the poster at the bedside. In the poster, MJ is dressed in a shiny outfit, majestic and confident.

Wang Xiaoshuai looked at MJ and was stunned for a while.

The sixteen-year-old time is absurd, and the sixteen-year-old flower season is painful and happy. (To be continued......)