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Chapter 689: Realistic Version of "Love Saint"

At this moment, in the Chen family's villa, in addition to Chen Xiaotang, there is also his sister Chen Xiaoxiao, who is as distressed as Chen Xiaotang. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Recently, Chen Xiaoxiao's heart has been very upset, because she wants to ...... In love.

Chen Xiaoxiao, who has always been a strong careerist, didn't know what evil she had fallen into, and suddenly wanted to be dragged like other girls to feel loved. Maybe it's because she's seen couples feeding each other burgers at McDonald's, or she's seen men and women snuggling and whispering in the park...... In short, in this coming hot summer, the long-closed love in her heart has been quietly opened by a pair of small hands.

Just when Chen Xiaoxiao was holding her hair with her hand, suddenly there was a knock on the window.

This is the second floor of the villa, who could it be?

Chen Xiao was startled and walked over, only to see the Indian Star Zhou Xingchi downstairs looking up sneakily. He was still holding a stone in his hand, and it turned out that he had been smashing the window with a stone just now.

"Xingzai, what are you doing down here?" Chen Xiaoxiao asked.

Speaking of which, Zhou Xingchi is also a frequent visitor to the Chen family, otherwise he would not have slipped into the villa so easily, you must know that after Chen Xiaotang's assassination, this villa has strengthened security personnel, and it is monitored 24 hours a day. Not to mention these security guards, just to say that the Ah Long and Hu brothers, who are Chen Xiaotang's personal bodyguards, are now eating, drinking, and living in the villa, in order to protect Chen Xiaotang more conveniently, they are even more vigilant, not to mention rats, even a female fly doesn't want to fly in.

As Chen Xiaotang's sworn friend and a close friend who shares weal and pain, Zhou Xingchi undoubtedly enjoys the special right to sneak in to eat and drink, not only does he not need to say hello to the two brothers Along and Hu, but even those security personnel can only "turn a blind eye" to him. And Xingzi relied on this shameless privilege to come and go freely in the Chen family, like a thief from the rivers and oceans, while eating and mixing, what abalone, shark fin bird's nest or something, and brought back a lot of it to the family, which is called "filial piety to the old mother!"

Of course, Chen Xiaotang is clear about these, this Zhou Xingchi likes to play some clever tricks and take advantage of some small advantages, and the appearance of a philistine is even more cute. Compared with the lonely and indifferent star in his private life in his previous life, Chen Xiaotang still hopes that Zhou Xingchi can continue to maintain such a "philistine", at least he likes this kind of character.

Besides, at this moment, Zhou Xingchi was standing downstairs, seeing Chen Xiaoxiao pop out his head and look at him, just like a stage play, bowing and saluting, and then he took out a set of clothes and hats, and instantly transformed into a Chaplin appearance, I saw that he suddenly learned to walk with a duck and suddenly jumped to learn to dance the swan dance, and then the stick flicked, poof, and the stick turned into a bouquet of roses.

Zhou Xingchi held the roses in his hand and said loudly to Chen Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao, you understand my mind now, right?" ”

Zhou Xingchi has always pursued himself, how can Chen Xiaoxiao not know, but in Chen Xiaoxiao's heart, there will always be an elegant shadow occupied, that is, the big singer Zhang Guirong, whom she liked at first sight.

The psychology of girls is very wonderful, if the heart is occupied by one person, it is difficult to tolerate another person, unlike men, for girlfriends, the more the merrier. Therefore, in terms of loyalty, women are always superior to men.

Then again, as Chen Xiaotang's best friend, or a self-made friend, Zhou Xingchi had already known Chen Xiaoxiao's "heart" from Chen Xiaotang's mouth, and he understood that the person Chen Xiaoxiao liked was not himself, but Zhang Guirong, who was more handsome and talented than himself.

If you put it in the past, Zhou Xingchi has not become famous, he is still a dead actor, and his inferiority complex is enough to make him give up any pursuit of action, but now, how to say that he Zhou Xingchi is also a famous comedy star in the circle, although gags are regarded as clowns, but after all, he is also famous, to put it bluntly, now Zhou Xingchi has been far away from the hard days of hunger and fullness, not only can he "support his family", but also have "surplus" in terms of money. The success of this "career" made Zhou Xingchi emboldened, and finally mustered up the courage to start pursuing Chen Xiaoxiao, who he had loved for a long time.

It's a pity that Chen Xiaoxiao's pursuit of him has always been lukewarm and indifferent. No matter what method Zhou Xingchi used, it would be difficult to make her laugh. This made Zhou Xingchi, who considered himself a comedy genius, very depressed.

I can turn the clouds and rain on the big screen and make people lean forward and backward, but there is nothing I can do in the face of the girl I like.

How can I make her laugh?

This is Zhou Xingchi's biggest headache.

Out of the idea of not chasing after him and vowing not to give up, Zhou Xingchi came over tonight, first pretending to be Chaplin to please Chen Xiaoxiao, and then conjuring up a large bouquet of flowers to show his love.

In the face of Zhou Xingchi's bold approach, Chen Xiaoxiao didn't know why, she was a little happy, a little nervous, and a little confused.

So when Zhou Xingchi asked her, "Don't you still understand my heart?" ”。

Chen Xiaoxiao said a little overwhelmed: "We will always be friends, Xingzai, don't make trouble anymore!" ”

Zhou Xingchi, who was originally a warm heart, was splashed with cold water by Chen Xiaoxiao's words, and his heart immediately became cold.

The flowers he was holding in his hands seemed to lose their delicacy and wilt at that moment.

Just when Chen Xiaoxiao thought that he would turn around and leave, who knew that Zhou Xingchi suddenly said loudly: "Chen Xiaoxiao, I like you so much!" I'm not going to give up drops! After that, he left.

Leaving by the window, Chen Xiaoxiao stood there in a daze.

Zhou Xingchi's voice is very loud, as the head of the Chen family, his father Chen Fugui and mother Li Shuzhen can hear it clearly.

"It's a pity that this star boy is quite sincere, and he is always rejected!" Dad said.

"Yes, Xingzi is very good, but people are a little darker, their mouths are a little slippery, and sometimes they are lazy...... Other than that, it's not bad! Mother Li Shuzhen said, "Especially he likes the soup I make, which I like the most!" ”

Dad Chen Fugui pouted, "I've been drinking your hot for thirty years, why haven't you praised me?" ”

Li Shuzhen: "Praise your size, how old are you and still like a young man, jealous!" ”

Dad Chen Fugui: "...?! ”

"You better go and see your baby son and baby daughter, I see that they are all in a daze, and they have all become stone people!" Chen Fugui said helplessly.

"Why don't you go?"

"I'm a big man, and I can't comfort people, what am I going to do?!"

"No, this shows who is the pillar of our family!" Mom said proudly.

Here, my mother Li Shuzhen ran to the kitchen, first brought a bowl of soup to the fire, came to Chen Xiaotang's study, and saw that her son was still smoking in the house, so she said: "You have just recovered from your human body, smoke less!" Look, it's a miasma of smoke in the house! With that, he walked over to the window and opened it to let the smoke clear.

Chen Xiaotang didn't expect his mother to suddenly "come", hurriedly extinguished the cigarette butt in the reprimand, and then smiled: "It's so late, why haven't you slept yet?" Did you quarrel with your dad again? ”

"What's the noise? I've been arguing for more than 30 years, and I haven't quarreled for a long time~ Love......" Mom was smooth for a while, and popped up a fashionable word. "Now your father and I are thinking about life...... There is a Buddha in your heart, each with his own thoughts! ”

Chen Xiaotang Waner,.

Mother Li Shuzhen handed him the soup bowl: "Don't giggle, drink this soup, I've been staying up for most of the night!" ”

Chen Xiaotang obediently obeyed, took a sip of the soup bowl, frowned, and said, "Wow, why is it so bitter?!" ”

"Bitter medicine! If you always stay up late, the internal fire must be very big, and this bitter herb soup is the most suitable for conditioning the body! ”

"Bitter grass soup? Mom, next time you just make a bowl of bitter gall and forget it, I'll be able to taste the gall! ”

The mother pouted, "Think beautifully, you don't feel sorry for yourself, I still feel sorry for my son!" ”

Chen Xiaotang couldn't smile bitterly.

"By the way, I see you've been in a daze in the study, what's wrong?" Mom went into the right place to find out the news.

"Oh, nothing, just a few little things about the company." Chen Xiaotang didn't want them to worry about the old man.

It's a pity that the more he is like this, the more uneasy Li Shuzhen becomes, and said: "I said that the money in this world is inexhaustible, and the drama is inexhaustible, you have such an achievement now, your father and I are already very satisfied." I don't know how many lifetimes our Chen family has burned high incense to get to where we are today, if we are not satisfied, even the gods will be angry! ”

"Hehe, Mom, I understand what you say. But really, you don't have to worry about it, I know how to do it! Chen Xiaotang comforted her.

"Well, you're really grown up now. I know it's a no-brainer, but your dad and I really have to ...... I really can't rest assured! Li Shuzhen sighed and said, "And your sister, who is also not young, but she is not thinking about starting a family, what should she do in the future, be an old aunt?" ”

"Hehe, speaking of my sister, I seem to have heard Xingzi's voice just now, did he come over to confess again?" Chen Xiaotang said with a smile.

"Yes, that star boy is about to become a saint in love, running here at two ends a day, either sending flowers, reciting poems, or engaging in performances, always trying to make your sister laugh, but unfortunately, your sister is hard-hearted and ignores him,!"

"This star boy is really persistent!"

"Persistence is useless! If this man wants to get a woman, he must learn three tricks, the first is sweet talk, the second is to do what he likes, and the third is to buy a ticket after getting on the bus first, this is how your father took me down in the first place! Pity me, who was like a flower and a jade at the time, was young and ignorant, and got on your father's thief ship in a daze, and finally gave birth to you and your sister, two thieves! ”

"Hehe, I didn't expect my dad to be so powerful!"

"It's not that he's powerful, it's that I'm too ignorant!" Mom sighed, "Okay, you go to bed early after drinking the soup, don't think about it anymore, and, as I just said, don't tell your father, the old guy in the province is scared!" ”

Chen Xiaotang smiled but did not speak.

Here Li Shuzhen went out of the study and ran to her daughter's room again, it was also a bowl of soup, but this time it was sweet grass soup, saying that she wanted to help her daughter regulate her body, and then asked Zhou Xingchi and her about it around the corner.

Chen Xiaoxiao is not a stupid girl, where would she not know the "heart" of her mother who came to deliver the soup, so she talked nonsense without a match, which made her mother Li Shuzhen's head go straight up, this girl is too much like herself, she was also a dead skin and gritted her teeth and did not let go, which is worthy of being behind the door!

couldn't get anything to say from her daughter, and her mother Li Shuzhen returned in vain.

In the bedroom, my father Chen Fugui was lying on the bed peeking at the erotic ~ love magazine, but he might as well come back so early and be arrested.

"I'm not ashamed, I only look at these things all day long!" Mom grabbed the magazine and beckoned to Dad's head.

"Oops, stop fighting! I'm just looking at it! ”

"See? Look at your size! I can't pull it out when I see it! Say, have you followed the announcement above to find Miss? "Mom was not ambiguous at all, and asked the point directly.

"What's the matter, I just look at pictures, never at words!" Dad called Qu Dao.

"Look at the pictures? Are they as beautiful as me? ”。 Mom shook some saggy figure.

"Do you want to tell the truth or lie?"

"Of course it's true!"

"Ahem, your figure can't be compared to others at all!"

"You're looking for death!" Mom is waiting for the torture.

"Don't, I'm not done yet!" Dad hurriedly said, "Although your figure is out of shape, although your appearance has become old, this is the proof that you love me, the guarantee of the Gu family, without you, there would be no home, without your hard work, there would be no harmonious life of our small family...... Wife, I love you! ”

Li Shuzhen, who originally planned to repair the old man, was stunned, how long had it been since she had heard such heart-warming words, so nostalgic.

Seeing that his wife was "fixed" by his words, his father Chen Fugui breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart, this star boy didn't run here in vain, although he didn't become his own daughter, but he was stolen by himself to learn so many tricks, it works!

Continue!

Otherwise, this level will be difficult to pass.

So, Chen Fugui said to his wife with a look on his face: "Ah Zhen, can I read you a poem?" ”

"Poetry?" didn't wait for Li Shuzhen to react.

Chen Fugui also found a piece of torn paper out of nowhere, and began to read affectionately:

There's no charisma in your voice

If someone has to listen every day

Your speeches are not unscathing

If you can't change the topic every day

One after the other

Those listeners are gone

No one uses their lives

After listening to another person's speech

At last

Only her

Still holding his head high

Look at you

No tiredness

Wife

The definition of a wife turned out to be as simple as that

It's about being a one-man listener

I can't listen to that person for a lifetime

From the south of the earth to the north

to oil, salt, firewood, rice......

Chen Fugui finally finished reading this little poem copied from the literary tabloid, and then waited for his wife's reaction.

But there was no response.

Chen Fugui said secretly, oh no, it looks like she's still angry about what happened just now, this bullshit poetry is useless.

But when he looked at his wife, he saw that she had already burst into tears......