Chapter 24: Chrysanthemum appreciation

In the evening, when Ye Huan, Monkey, and Nan Qiaomu were still eating and wandering outside, three uninvited guests came to the old building where Ye Huan lived.

These three people are Liu Mei's subordinates who failed to force Ye Huan last time.

The first one was still wearing large wide-brimmed sunglasses, and the other two followed him unhurriedly.

Standing in front of the old building, looking up with sunglasses, looking at this old building built during the former Soviet Union's aid to China, I couldn't help but pout.

Sunglasses' nickname is Stick, he was a thug under the original Red Tiger Gang, and later after the establishment of the Red Tiger Company, his identity became the deputy director of the security department of the Red Tiger Company.

Today's stick is very stressful, he came to invite Ye Huan again, this time he can't fail again, otherwise...... He didn't dare to imagine what the consequences would be, the eldest lady was very strict, at least it was inevitable to break his hands and feet.

The two subordinates in the back also sweated, took out an iron pipe from behind him, and said with a hideous face: "Brother stick, when we see that Ye Huan, let's not talk nonsense with him, just give him a look, knock him down and carry him to the eldest lady, and our errand will be over." ”

The stick nodded, soft can't come hard, this is the way the underworld acts.

"Block the doors and windows when you go in, don't let this kid slip away again."

The two nodded in agreement.

Just as they were about to step upstairs, a slightly fat figure suddenly flashed in the gloomy stairwell, just right in front of them.

Old man Wang opened a pair of cloudy old eyes, as if he was weak and weak, and asked, "The three descendants are born tightly, don't they live here?" ”

One of his subordinates raised an iron pipe and pointed at the old man Wang, and shouted, "Get out!" Dead old man, don't get in the way of Lao Tzu's business! ”

Old man Wang sighed and muttered to himself: "Under the wind of the world, young people nowadays are becoming more and more impolite......

The stick didn't want to do much, threw a look at his subordinates, and then forced a smile: "This old gentleman, let's go upstairs to find a friend, and trouble the old gentleman to let go." ”

Old man Wang raised his eyes and looked at the stick, and asked as if he was weak: "The old man has lived for many years, and it is the first time to come to the door with an iron rod to find a friend, I know all the people in this building, who are you looking for?" ”

The stick gradually became a little impatient, suppressed his heart and said: "Let's find a surname Ye, this old gentleman will trouble you, we are in a hurry." ”

Old man Wang nodded slowly: "Oh, it turns out that the surname Ye is found, there is only one surnamed Ye in this building, that kid is not a good bird, he can do everything to steal chickens and touch dogs......

While his mouth was wordy, Old Man Wang slowly moved away from his slightly chubby figure and made way for the three of them.

“…… Also, this staircase is too dark, you should be careful that your feet slip, it's not good to fall and get hurt, the old man fell once last year, and it hurts me......"

Old man Wang was wordy, but the three of them ignored it and walked upstairs.

Just stepped a few steps, the old man Wang, who was facing the three of them, suddenly had a sharp flash in his eyes, his slightly chubby figure bounced up in place like a sensitive ape, and rushed to the stairs like a streamer, when the three of them were unconscious, the old man Wang stretched out his hands, grabbed the collars of two of them and pulled them back, and with a hook under his feet, the two Red Tiger subordinates flew up in the air, flipped two heels in mid-air, and then planted them fiercely towards the ground.

There were two muffled pops, and the two fainted without saying a word.

At the same moment, the stick's heart was alarmed, and as soon as he reacted, his body involuntarily flew out upside down, the same posture as the two subordinates, and even the angle of the somersault in mid-air was the same, the stick only felt that the surrounding scenery quickly rotated twice, and then fell down facing the ground, and with a muffled sound, the stick lost consciousness.

Old man Wang clapped his hands as if he had thrown away three bags of garbage, raised his head and muttered to himself: "I told you earlier, be careful of slippery stairs, young people nowadays are too frizzy, they always don't listen to the old man, and now they are at a loss, right?" ”

The three of them had long lost consciousness, facing the loess, lying on their stomachs deeply......

As if it was dirty, the old man Wang picked open the sleeve of the stick with his toes, revealing the tattoos on his arms, and a red colorful tiger appeared in a hideous state.

A murderous intent flashed in Old Man Wang's eyes, and he sneered: "Red Tiger Gang? Liu Sihai gave birth to a good daughter......"

Immediately, Old Man Wang's gaze quickly became cloudy and chaotic, and his body returned to its rickety appearance, just like an ordinary old man walking birds and playing cards in a park, staggering away, and the old figure of the wind and candle gradually walked away......

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As soon as Old Man Wang left, Ye Huan and the three of them came back from dinner.

Talking and laughing and walking to the bottom of the stairs, Ye Huan saw three underworld subordinates who were very defeated, they were still facing the loess and lying very deeply......

Ye Huan's eyes widened: "Damn!" What does that mean? ”

The monkey also saw it, scratched his head and said, "Now there is a kind of performance art called hitting the street, these three can't be artists, right?" ”

Ye Huan said angrily: "This world is so painful, everywhere is art, now there are so many people who have nothing to do, they are all unemployed......"

The monkey stepped forward and was about to wake them up, but Ye Huan had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and immediately stopped: "Slow, don't move them!" Something isn't right......"

The monkey and the south arbor stared at him curiously.

Ye Huan stared at the three people lying straight on the ground, touched his chin and muttered, "Could this thing be a ...... Touching porcelain, right? ”

The monkey flickered, and then burst into rage: "! Touching porcelain touches our heads, don't we know that we are the ancestors of the porcelain world? It's the other way around! ”

Nan Qiaomu squatted down, opened the eyelids of one of them and looked at the pupils, then stood up and said, "They really fainted, not pretending." ”

Ye Huan suddenly stood in awe, patted the monkey's shoulder and said: "Look, look, how dedicated people are, what does it mean to do a line of love and love?" What is professional quality? In the future, we have to be more professional when touching porcelain, I will stun you with a stick first, and it will be much more realistic to knock on the bamboo bar......"

The monkey exclaimed, "No kidding! Life is like a play, let's make do with it, don't play it for real! ”

Nan Qiaomu glanced at the two of them with disdain, he really couldn't stand them, snorted, turned his head and went upstairs alone.

Ye Huan and the monkey glanced at each other, and the three of them fainted at the staircase, which was obviously strange.

"After reading the S side, turn them over and look at the B side."

The monkey turned the stick over as he said, took a closer look, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Brother Huan, isn't this guy the one who tied you up last time to see the eldest lady?" ”

Ye Huan saw that it was indeed him, and he was wearing big sunglasses in the slum-like old city alley, Ye Huan was very impressed by him.

"Could it be that I couldn't force the invitation last time, but this time I changed my strategy, and simply knocked myself out at the top of our stairs, trying to move us with the mourning policy?"

"That's ruthless, isn't it?"

Ye Huan sighed: "It's not easy to find a job now, don't be cruel to yourself, what if you lose your job?" Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang to go out of the mountain If he uses this trick, how can he still use three visits to the thatched house, and he can do it once. ”

The monkey seemed to be really moved, nodded and agreed: "Yes, this trick is indeed quite sincere, or ...... You still promise to meet the inexplicable eldest lady. ”

"Come less, the bitter meat plan is useless, and the beauty plan is about the same."

The two of them said that they were out of tune, but in fact, they both felt that this matter was not simple, so why did the three of them faint at the staircase of their house at the same time?

It's kind of weird......

Ye Huan squatted down and observed carefully, and then he found a large iron pipe with the thickness of the three people's arms, and after careful consideration, Ye Huan immediately judged that these three people were not a bitter trick, and he was probably going to use tough means when he came back, but there was an accident when he walked to the staircase, so he fainted.

Ye Huan frowned, he seemed to smell the smell of trouble.

"It's not good...... Ye Huan muttered to himself.

"Brother Huan, what should we do?"

"Although I don't know how to marry that eldest lady, since people are so rude, we don't need to be polite to others......"

So Ye Huan and the monkey got busy.

The mobile phones, bank cards, cash, including rings and watches on the three of them were all pocketed by Ye Huan and the monkey, and of course, the big sunglasses that scratched the wind did not fall.

The monkey was about to go upstairs with a happy face, and Ye Huan touched his chin and looked at the three people who were still unconscious......

"Monkey, what do you think of the clothes they're wearing?"

The monkey heard the song and knew the meaning of the strings, and nodded: "Yes, very stylish." ”

So the two of them were busy again......

The three unconscious people were stripped to only a pair of underwear, and the three white bodies shivered involuntarily in the cold wind, which was particularly eye-catching.

Ye Huan was still not satisfied, his eyes widened as if he had discovered a new world: "Hey, even the underwear of this guy is CK brand ......"

The monkey's face was a little ugly: "Brother Huan...... Right? ”

"Anyway, they don't know that we did it, what are you afraid of?"

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After a while, the three naked ** were freshly baked, so white and tender in the night, outstanding, and fragrant......

Ye Huan and the monkey glanced at each other and frowned with disgust.

"Monkey, move them farther away, don't block the staircase, it's too ugly, the little brother is like his mother, and he's embarrassed to come out and ......"

The two of them worked together to lift them to the green belt outside the old building, and let them lie on the railing with their backs to the alleyway.

Ye Huan looked at it for a while, then suddenly sneered, pointed to the asshole and said to the monkey: "Brother Monkey, do you look at this Jujia?" ”

The monkey nodded thoughtfully: "Fat but not greasy, tender but not black, good chrysanthemum, good chrysanthemum!" ”

Old man Wang planted trees, Ye Huan took advantage of the shade, and the two returned with a full load......

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The next day, in the local news of the TV station, the reporter said to the camera with surprise: "In the early morning of last night, our reporter received a call from the public that three men were running naked outside the alley in the old city, which was very moral, and the three have been detai......ned by the police."

In the camera, three men with frightened expressions, and the key parts of the mosaic lattice covered their lower bodies with shame and anger, pointing at the camera and shouting: "Don't shoot!" Don't shoot! Slap your whole family again! ”

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In the living room, Ye Huan watched the TV news, with a look of concern for the country and the people, shook his head and sighed: "The current social atmosphere is too bad, there are all kinds of shameless things, and today's society has long since lost the style of a sage, how sad it is......"

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ps: I overslept in the afternoon, delayed the code word, and that's it for this chapter today......

Ask for collections, recommend tickets...... The ranking on the new book list is very dangerous, it doesn't matter if we appreciate chrysanthemums, it will be painful to be blown up by someone...... Guys, fire support, please!