Chapter 310: Modesty? That's a god horse?
(12 points)
After a lot of effort, Zhou Xiaochuan finally got rid of this group of curious babies and went to the kitchen with Huang Xiaowan to have dinner.
Although Zhou Xiaochuan slipped away, the interrogation of the sand did not end there, but the object of interrogation changed from Zhou Xiaochuan to an old turtle.
"Tell me honestly, where did you go with your master yesterday? Hmph, you dare to act alone without notifying me, you old guy's guts, it's really getting bigger and bigger" The sand slapped the old turtle to the ground with one claw, and his tone was very unhappy.
Black Box and Xiaoqing, the two guys who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, echoed beside them: "It's just that you don't inform us, you dare not notify Her Majesty, it's really unorganized and undisciplined, and you don't put Her Majesty in your eyes" Although Hei Liqiao didn't speak, it can be seen from the expression of its staring eyes that it is also quite unhappy that the old turtle is breaking away from the group and acting alone.
The old turtle retracted its head and limbs into its shell early, because only then would it feel safe, and after glaring at Black Box and Xiaoqing through gritted teeth, it secretly swore in its heart: "You two undisciplined guys, if you don't help me talk, you still coax." Okay, I've got you both right, so we'll see. In the end, in order not to be tortured by the sand, it betrayed Zhou Xiaochuan without hesitation: "Your Majesty, there is something about the master, I want to report to you......"
This method of the old turtle proved to be very effective, and it was indeed successful in diverting the attention of the sand.
After listening to the old turtle's gushing story, Shazi narrowed his eyes: "Two young people love each other but are opposed by their elders...... Hey, isn't this the plot in the eight-o'clock romance drama? I wonder what the next plot will be? Did two people elope together? Or did one of them suffer from an incurable disease? or finally found out that the two are actually brothers and sisters...... "I have to say that Shazi has really watched a lot of eight-o'clock romance dramas during this time, and what I think in my little head is all these unrealistic plots."
Hearing its words, the old turtles all had black lines on their faces, and they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
Fortunately, Shazi quickly came back to his senses from the plot of the romance drama, and after glancing at the old turtle and the black boy, he said with a serious expression: "In the past few days, the master's mood should not be too good, you had better be honest with me, if anyone dares to make the master angry, I will definitely make it look good" Although the little guy usually puts on a disdainful look for Zhou Xiaochuan, he still cares about him in his heart. Perhaps, this is the so-called 'tsundere'.
The old turtle, the black boy and other small animals nodded in unison, but they invariably slandered in their hearts: If you want to say that you are most likely to make the owner angry, it should be you, right......
After dinner, Zhou Xiaochuan and Huang Xiaowan sat on the sofa surrounded by a group of small animals and watched TV for a while, then washed up and went back to their rooms to rest. However, Zhou Xiaochuan, who was lying on the bed, couldn't sleep after tossing and turning.
Sensing Zhou Xiaochuan's strange appearance, Shazi jumped on the bed, squatted on the pillow and looked at him: "What's wrong, I'm irritable and can't sleep?" Do you want to play computer games to relax? I see the fat human in the next building, whenever he falls out of love, he will play some computer games to vent, and it seems to be quite useful...... "The fat human in its mouth is the owner of the flower cat in the next building, one of its many admirers."
"Computer games?" Zhou Xiaochuan shook his head, he really didn't have any interest in that. However, Shazi's words reminded him: "You're right, finding something to do can indeed soothe your mood...... Wait, broken love? He raised an eyebrow.
"I definitely didn't say this, I just told them about the matter between you and Lin Qingxuan, and I didn't say that you fell out of love...... "This guy is really not admitting himself."
"I knew you couldn't keep it a secret." Zhou Xiaochuan said angrily, turned over and got up at the same time, and reached out to take the old turtle lying on the bedside table in his hand.
"Lord...... Master, what are you going to do? I didn't say anything bad about you, I really didn't......" The old turtle thought that Zhou Xiaochuan was looking for it to settle accounts, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly opened his mouth to beg for mercy.
Zhou Xiaochuan put the old turtle on the computer desk, and said while turning on the computer: "Why are you so nervous?" I didn't say I was going to punish you. Hearing this, the old turtle chief breathed a sigh of relief, but he still did not relax his vigilance, and asked cautiously: "Then what do you want to do?" ”
"I'm looking for you to learn Go." Zhou Xiaochuan replied, "I played two games of Go at Lin Qingxuan's house today, although they were all played according to your command, but I feel that it is quite interesting, and everything is all-encompassing. It's not like I can't sleep now, so I want to ask you to learn how to play this game. ”
The old turtle completely relaxed: "Whew...... It turned out that I was learning to play Go, which scared me to death, and I thought it was to punish me for spreading the story of you and Lin Qingxuan everywhere. However, it hadn't been happy for too long, when it heard Zhou Xiaochuan say in a flat tone: "The punishment will definitely not be less, but not now." ”
"Ah......?" The old turtle was dumbfounded.
The black boy flapped his wings and flew over, stopped at the top of the computer screen, and looked at the old turtle gloatingly: "Hehe, old guy, let's see if you dare to go around preaching the master's secrets in the future." ”
The old turtle raised his head and glared at it, and snorted unhappily: "Your dead bird's beak is not much more imprisoned than me, right?" After a lot of words, if you hadn't been forced to do so today, would I have told you about it? ”
Shazi jumped on the computer desk at this time, raised his paws to hold the old turtle, and a pair of ill-intentioned cat's eyes came directly to the old turtle, and asked in an unkind tone: "What's the matter, are you blaming me?" ”
"How...... How can it be? Even if I give me a hundred, a thousand dares, I don't dare to blame Your Majesty the Queen" The old turtle almost didn't cry: Can you stop bullying the turtle like this? In the end, it didn't dare to complain anymore, and quickly shifted the topic to Go: "Master, if you want me to teach you to play Go, it's no problem at all." However, you don't have Go in your house, so how can I teach you? Hey, what do you do with your computer on the Internet? Isn't it planning to buy a set of Go online? A lot of words are too time-consuming, so it's better to go to the nearby stationery store...... "This old guy's noisy problem really can't be changed, isn't this starting again?"
"Who said I was going to buy Go online?" Zhou Xiaochuan, who couldn't stand the old turtle's 'noisy offensive', had to interrupt it: "I'm going to play Go online...... Don't you know that there is now an online Go client? ”
"Online Go? What's that? The old turtle raised his head and looked at Zhou Xiaochuan, his face was dazed.
"In this world, there is something you don't know. If this continues, I'm a little skeptical that you're an old turtle or an alien. Zhou Xiaochuan said jokingly, and at the same time logged on to the webpage, searched for an online Go client, downloaded and installed, pointed and said: "Oh, this is it." Through it, you can play Go with people on the Internet. ”
"And something like that? You humans are so good at inventing such interesting things. The old turtle stared at the computer screen for a while, and said excitedly, "Okay, with this thing, I can also teach you Go." I have a request, though......" There was a sly glint in its small eyes. It's a pity that before it finished speaking, it was slapped over by the sand squatting next to it with another paw: "If you want to teach you, you will teach, and you dare to talk to the master about the requirements, it's really against you" The sand didn't want to think about it, when it helped Zhou Xiaochuan do things, it didn't ask for less.
"Okay, sand, don't bully the old turtle......" Zhou Xiaochuan stretched out his hand to save the old turtle from the clutches of the sand, but before the old turtle could say thank him, he said again: "Let's listen to what its requirements are, if it's too much, it's not too late for you to bully it slowly." ”
Master, you can't do that...... The old turtle really wanted to cry.
The old turtle said cautiously: "My request is very simple, not too much at all, that is, I want to play three games of chess with others in the online game of Go before teaching you the next period every time...... Ah, no, five rounds, just five rounds. How about it, master, I can't ask too much, right? Quite a few words"
Zhou Xiaochuan thought for a while, nodded and said, "This request is really not excessive, okay, I promise you." ”
"Great, master, you're such a good man, let's get started, shall we? Quite a few words: "The old turtle was overjoyed, and excitedly stretched out his head and legs." Except for the two games yesterday morning, it hadn't played in many years, and it was already a little hungry.
"Wait until I sign up for an account first...... Well, since you're going to play too, I'll just register two accounts and forget it, and we'll use our own use. With that, Zhou Xiaochuan opened the registration page of online Go and began to register an account. After setting the nickname and password, Zhou Xiaochuan chose the lowest level of 10 for himself in the 'Customize Initial Rank' option column, and then asked Lao Gui: "What level do you plan to set your initial rank to?" ”
"You have to be a chess master anyway." The old turtle didn't hesitate at all when he said this, it was a stinky fart.
"Chess Master?" Fortunately, Zhou Xiaochuan didn't drink water at this time, otherwise he would definitely be sprayed all over the computer screen, "Please, be humble, okay?" Besides, the selection range of this initial rank is level 10 to level 1, and there is no chess master at all. ”
As soon as he heard this, the old turtle was not happy, and hummed and said, "There is no chess master? How can there be no chess master? With my otherworldly chess ability, how can I be worthy of the rank of a chess master if I don't choose one? "Well, in this old man's dictionary, there is no such thing as 'modesty' - if the old turtle had a dictionary.
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