I also discussed the problem of buns with people, I don't know if she really thinks she can get drunk without getting drunk or if she made up her mind to just put herself down at the beginning, if the latter, then the bun's strategy is too high.

Later, Baozi told me the truth: she didn't know what else she had performed...

She had already drunk too much by the time people asked her to perform the show.

We stayed up that day until the sun came up.

When the clock rang at 12 o'clock, I was waiting for a phone call, but it turned out to be delayed, and the most worrying thing about me in the waiting year was that I didn't wait for his call.

I don't know where he is on this day of reunion, or even he... Dead or alive.

The whole New Year passed quickly, and the happy days were like that, just like when we were students, even if we gave you 11 months of vacation, it wouldn't feel long, my clients spent every day in.=, only Bian Que and Hua Tuo were constantly busy, two people wore white coats, stayed in the laboratory day and night, except for the necessary food and sleep, they didn't leave the house, I was really afraid that one day they would suddenly come up with an alien or Godzilla or something, as far as I know, they are studying an anti-cancer medium, but from the expressions of the two, the progress is slow.

The days of eating and waiting for death passed in a blink of an eye, and by the time the children fully resumed classes again, it was already spring, and my mood was heavy day by day: there were not many days left for the two fools, and there were not many days for the five-person group.

Baozi is undoubtedly the happiest during this time, and she spends almost most of her time in Yucai. Pestering this and grinding that to ask them to tell her stories, this woman seems to be a bit perverted, and she yearns for a turbulent life. But I've already given her an alcohol abstinence order, and after the Spring Festival, the one with the bun didn't come...

Time is a strange thing, when I first started to receive customers, it was really big, but I don't know what day, it flew past me, and the day I was most afraid of came: last year today. The second fool came to my pawnshop under the leadership of Liu Laoliu, that is, he was going to leave us before 12 o'clock.

Li Shishi and Liu Bang, who have been pinching their days for a long time, have been silent since yesterday, and Hua Mulan and Wu Sangui have been in love with the second fool for a long time. They were all saddened.

Jing Ke got up this morning as usual, and he couldn't see any expression on his face, stupid, that's it. As if nothing could affect their mood, the second fool said to me happily, "I want to ride around in the car." ”

"Where do you want to go?"

"Whatever."

Master Li said gloomily: "I'll go with you." ”

I said strangely: "You don't accompany Jin Shaoyan anymore?" ”

Jin Shaoyan did spend most of his time with Master Li during this time... It's just most of the time, and I always thought that he would spend all his time sticking to Master Li's side, but no. He spends all his time in the company, even eating and sleeping, and I don't know what he means. But Master Li is by no means a dispensable woman to him. There is a bit of inexplicability and mystery between the two people.

Master Li smiled reluctantly: "There is always time for a day." Shaoyan flew to Shanghai today. ”

The second fool looked at Liu Bang and Hua Mulan and said, "Okay." Don't go, just the three of us. ”

I patted Liu Bang on the shoulder and said, "You accompany Fengfeng well, she is actually a good woman." ”

Liu Bang smiled ugly: "Then you still need to say it?" But..."

The second fool turned around and walked to the car: "Hurry up, that's it." ”

Baozi didn't know all this, she had already gone to Yucai early in the morning.

The second fool sat next to me, I started the car slowly, and drove slowly on the bustling road, I asked the second fool: "Why don't you go and see Xiao Zhao?" ”

The second fool looked up at the sky at his classic 45-degree angle and said an inexplicable word. He suddenly looked ahead and said, "Go to the left." ”

To the left, I went out of the Third Ring Road, and at every intersection he casually asked me to turn, and the fool was a bit advanced today.

After a while, we walked on a deserted path, the second fool didn't speak, leisurely looking at the scenery on the side of the road, I don't know where he is going, I can only drive like this, I suddenly thought, the fool won't want me to take him to the end of the world to avoid Liu Laoliu, right? The reason why she brought Master Li is because her day is also coming? To be honest, I'm really willing to do this, really, for the sake of the two fools, for the sake of the five, as long as I can do it, I'm willing!

At this time, I noticed that a car was following us, I didn't pay attention to it just now, but now it was very conspicuous on the dirt road, it must have been following us for a while, it quickly overtook us, but it didn't go fast, and began to move away from my car intentionally or unintentionally.

I smiled slightly, remembering that Jiang Menshen had done such a trick, and I don't know which friend he likes to joke. I parked the car on the side of the road, and sure enough, the car stopped. I was just about to go down, but the second fool suddenly stopped me: "I'll go." ”

Without waiting for me to speak, he opened the car door and walked out, and out of the car in front of him came a tall man wearing a baseball cap, and he walked quickly to me in the driver's seat, and suddenly pulled out a gun from his arms...

It's Goodwhite! This kid isn't dead!

When Gu Debai saw the two fools standing in front of him, his brows furrowed, and he shot at him without hesitation, the two fools' bodies trembled slightly, he turned his back to me, I couldn't see where the bullet hit him, but he still punched Gu Debai in the face, Gu Debai made up a shot at the two fools, this time I knew where it was, and a stream of blood shot out from the position of the two fools' vests, sprayed on the glass in front of me, the bullet penetrated his body, and the two fools shook and fell to the ground.

At this moment, I can't shout, I can't scream, it's like I'm in a nightmare...

Gudbai silently walked in front of me with a muffler pistol in his hand, his eyes were full of resentment, I looked at him with a blank face, he fired silently, one, two, three ... The sparks of the bullets on the glass exploded between us, and Goodbeth was undeterred. He fired the gun in a bare manner, until all the bullets were gone, and there was a hint of doubt in his eyes, his fingers still mechanically pulling the trigger, he was a trained killer, and I knew he was trying to shoot the same spot on the glass to kill me.

But after the bullet was gone, he seemed to lose his mind, and except for the constant pulling of the trigger, the whole person stood motionless, and I reached out to lift my brick bag. I opened the car door and walked out slowly, and then I knocked him down with a brick, and then a brick, and then two bricks. Three bricks, I also shot the whole thing, until the top of Gu Debai's head was beaten into a ball of flocculent by me, and Master Li, who came back to his senses, screamed and ran out of the car and grabbed me.

I ran to Ersil's side and held him in my arms. Finding that he was still open, except for the weakness of his hands and feet, his expression was very relaxed, not at all like a person who had been shot, I yelled and carried him into the car. kept calling his name: "Kezi, hold on, let's go to the hospital!" ”

Master Li shouted: "He has something to say!" ”

I crawled to the back. Pick up his head and put his ear on his mouth. The second fool's eyes gradually lost their brilliance. Muttered:

… I was about to leave, and I wanted to go back to Yucai. ”

I ran into the driver's seat with tears in my eyes. Pressed the accelerator to the end and flew towards Yucai, and after a while of leaving, I heard Master Li stop sobbing and say in a calm voice: "Cousin, Brother Jing is gone..."

I pressed the steering wheel hard, waved my hand to signal her not to speak, and drove all the way to Yucai.

Yucaili is still as calm and peaceful as ever, full of children's laughter and loud voices, I drove into the old campus, took the second fool out of the car and ran into a large classroom, Li Shishi shouted while running: "Where is An Daoquan, where is Bian Que, what about Doctor Huashen?" ”

Basically, all of them were my clients, they saw the bloodied two fools gathered around together, and people kept asking me loudly what was wrong, and the three doctors soon came, they were all people who had seen countless dead people, and at a glance they knew that there was no need to rescue people, but they still surrounded the corpse of the two fools and refused to leave, I drove them aside and said quietly: "You let him be quiet for a while." ”

Master Li cried and told everyone what had happened, and Wu Yong sighed and said, "As an assassin, he may have already discovered Gu Debai's traces, so he deliberately lured him out, and then fought with him to the end." ”

No one in the classroom spoke, they all looked at the two fools silently, the heroes are all people who are used to seeing blood, even Wang Xizhi and these literati have also gone through life and death, they are no strangers to the loss of life, Jing Ke's death today will not be avoided because of two fewer shots, he just left a few hours early, these people are more rabbits and foxes are sad, it has been a year for them, before the second New Year comes, they all have such a day...

At this time, the door of the classroom was suddenly slammed open, and Baozi stumbled in, and said urgently: "What's wrong with Kezi?" When she saw the second fool on the two tables, she immediately became anxious, and threw herself in front of him and said loudly: "What the hell is going on, why don't you send it to the hospital?" Seeing that no one was paying attention to her, Baozi grabbed everyone around her like crazy and asked, "What the hell is going on?" ”

Hu Sanniang hugged Baozi's shoulder and said, "Don't be too sad, he was supposed to go to the ground today, we... Just like him. ”

Master Li wiped his tears and grabbed Baozi's hand and said, "Yes, cousin-in-law, I'm going to leave too... Just the day after tomorrow. ”

Baozi was stunned for a moment, grabbed Master Li's hand and asked loudly, "Where are you going?" ”

Master Li shook his head gloomily.

Baozi rushed to me, grabbed my hand and shook it desperately: "What do you mean they are leaving?" Where are they going? Seeing that I didn't speak, Baozi began to shake me more vigorously, "You speak..."

I pushed her away violently and screamed, "Don't ask Lao Tzu again!" Each of them has only one year to live! ”

Baozi stayed for a long time, and suddenly sat on the ground like a child who had lost a toy and began to cry, crying and staring at me stubbornly, as if I had only given everyone a year's life.

The door opened a crack, and Liu Lao Liu walked in unhurriedly, muttering to himself: "Isn't it time yet, why did I receive Jing Ke's return signal?" He glanced at the wound of the second fool and wanted to ask us something, but looking at our faces, he hurriedly closed his mouth, pinched his fingers, and looked at Tiandao, "It turns out that he died like this, alas." ”

I grabbed Liu Laoliu's arm and shouted, "There is still no way to be accommodating, as long as Kezi doesn't die, I can do anything." Besides, I'm not a god, I still have land for hundreds of years, I'll open it up to everyone here, and it's okay for everyone to be thirty years or twenty years each! ”

Liu Lao Liu shook off my hand and sighed: "What do you think this is, the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao, this is the law that all immortals have to abide by, and I am willing to help you in violation of the law, but I really don't have that power... I'm going to take him away. Liu Lao Liu said and opened his palm. A faint light emanated from his palm to cover the corpse of the second fool, and the second fool gradually blurred in this light, and finally slowly disappeared out of thin air.

I said sadly, "Isn't it okay to say a few words at the end?" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "Dead is dead, no way." Besides, you just can't see it? A year later, everyone is gone. In another thirty or fifty years, why won't ordinary people have this day? ”

Everyone realized, Li Shimin's face was pale, and he said: "I can't imagine that I can see through life and death twice in a year." Now, even if I give an emperor for nothing, I won't do it. ”

Liu Lao Liu glanced at him and said, "It's true!" ”

After Liu Lao Liu left, I don't know how long it took, and the people in the house began to come to their senses, just as Li Shimin said. All of them are people who have experienced life and death twice in a year, and I picked up the buns on the ground. Haven't waited for anything yet. Baozi suddenly hugged Master Li tightly. Yang begged: "Xiao Nan, don't go!" ”

Master Li smiled lightly: "Didn't Immortal Liu say it." Everyone has this day, and it's Brother Ying... Tomorrow it's his turn. ”

Everyone was shocked, Qin Shi Huang was still at the excavation site of the Qin Tomb, if we didn't hurry up, it meant that we wouldn't even be able to see him for the last time.

At this time, my phone rang, I picked it up, and a voice inside said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, I am hungry (it's me)." ”

I shouted, "Brother Ying! ”

Everyone immediately gathered around, and at this time, Liu Bang broke in from outside the door, grabbed the phone and said loudly: "Fatty, there is only one day left, if you don't come back to meet us, it will be too much, right?" If that's the case, I won't have any friends in my next life! It can be seen that Liu Bang is very excited, and it is the first time he has said such emotional words.

Qin Shi Huang laughed and said: "Bao (don't) is, did you rob the hungry (me) Di Tianha (below) hungry to anoint the oil society (didn't say anything)." ”

Liu Bang's face changed greatly, and he staggered two steps and said, "You... Got it all? ”

"I already knew it, do you think it's hungry?"

Liu Bang: "I..."

"It's good, it's good, it's all about the Bao Society, it looks like I'm hungry and can't get back (go), bring it to everyone."

I hurriedly said, "Brother Ying, are you really not coming back?" ”

"Hey, there is some work left, it can't be rotten (tail), crooked (that) you let the hanging skin give the hungry club two sentences."

I knew that the hanging skin in Qin Shi Huang's mouth was specifically referring to Jing Kedi, and I was at a loss for a moment, and muttered: "Kezi... He's gone. ”

There was no sound on the phone for a long time, I hurriedly asked, Qin Shi Huang said indifferently: "Oh... Hungry touch four (it's okay), heh, hungry still owe him three defeats (hundred) dollars pinch..."

Master Li couldn't hold back any longer, and cried and shouted, "Brother Ying! ”

Qin Shi Huang reluctantly smiled and said: "Oh, hang (stupid) woman, ask the bun is good, it's good, it's not social..."

The phone was broken and no one answered when we called again, it seems that the fat man misses the two fools on the one hand, and on the other hand, he is sad about himself, and he just wants to finish the last bit of work quietly and leave, maybe that's okay.

After another difficult day, we calmly bid farewell to Qin Shi Huang in a different place, except for Jing Ke's unnatural death, other customers will slowly disappear as long as the time comes. I don't feel much guilt about the death of the second fool, that's because if he had done it, he would have done it without hesitation, and surely, what worries me the most is that I have never communicated well with him.

Silly, this is like a large group of brothers, you suddenly find out one day that one of your brothers may be the most wooden and neglected by you, that kind of distressing feeling... It's hard.

Next, it's time for Master Li. Baozi has been following Master Li all the time in the past two days, eating, sleeping, and even going to the toilet, for fear that Master Li will suddenly disappear, Wu Sangui and Hua Mulan are also immersed in sadness, and they don't say a word for a day, and the atmosphere at home is very depressing.

What makes me strange is that Jin Shaoyan didn't appear at this time, I don't know if he was afraid of something.

The day of separation has come, Baozi has learned to face all this calmly, this day she put a table of wine and food, and only Liu Bang is left alone in the group of five. We sat together, silent, but it was better than letting Master Li go quietly alone.

At this time, the doorbell rang loudly, and the outsiders seemed to be afraid that we would not hear, so they knocked on the door again, and I opened the door to see that Jin Shaoyan was standing there in the dust, he was much thinner than before.

Master Li stood up and smiled slightly: "I thought you wouldn't come to see me off." "She disguised it well. It seemed that there was really no excitement, but you could feel her anticipation from the speed at which she got out of her seat.

Jin Shaoyan stepped in front of Master Li, grabbed her shoulders, and said feverishly and eagerly, "Master." I've made all the arrangements in the past few days, I don't have to worry about anything in the future, you can take me away..."Jin Shaoyan's eyes were red and his clothes were disheveled. Is this the amorous and unfazed man I saw for the first time still alone?

Jin Shaoyan suddenly took out a sharp dagger and put it on his neck, and said as if relieved: "Let's go together!" ”

We were all taken aback, but with the distance between us and him, it was too late to save him.

At this time, Master Li didn't dare to make any big moves. I'm sure that as long as she tries to stop the slightest behavior, Jin Shaoyan will take the lead, and Master Li tried his best to pretend to be calm, and put one hand on Jin Shaoyan's shoulder. Said softly: "Don't be stupid. What do you do with your parents when you die. Have you ever thought about your grandma? ”

Jin Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, and then immediately said, "I have already made arrangements." They won't know about me for the rest of their lives. ”

Master Li's tone hardened, and he said disappointedly: "Jin Shaoyan, don't be a coward, let me look down on you." ”

Jin Shaoyan was unmoved, and said with a light smile: "Master, you don't have to provoke me." ”

Master Li finally gloomy and said: "I'm a selfish woman, to be honest, if you go with me we can be together, I really don't know if I have the courage to stop you, but Shaoyan... You can't solve any problems by dying like this, and we still can't get together. ”

Jin Shaoyan's tears swirled in his eyes, and his body trembled violently, Master Li touched his face gently, and made a lot of determination and said resolutely: "Think about me for a year, and then forget me!" She took the knife in Jin Shaoyan's hand and threw it aside, just leaned into his arms, and then slowly disappeared, and in the last few seconds, Master Li smiled back at us: "Thank you, it's good to know you." ”

Baozi and Jin Shaoyan cried loudly one by one.

When the five-person group came, they were front and back, and of course they were no exception when they walked the ground, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang came to the same day, to be honest, I was a little grateful for this same day, and then such a blunt knife to pull meat, people will really go crazy.

On the right day, Liu Bang was full of happiness, whistled upstairs and downstairs in the morning, and said to us: "Lao Tzu has thought about it, and he will be an emperor in the next life, what can I see through life and death, bullshit!" Saying that, he sang, "If the heart is there, the dream is there, it's a big deal to start all over again..."

We were grieving, his voice wolf howl made us angry, and suddenly several cups flew in, but finally the sadness was slightly reduced, I asked him: "Eh, I haven't asked you, how did you tell Fengfeng?" ”

Liu Bang said: "Lao Tzu said that he fell in love with another woman, let her get out." In the end, he couldn't help but gloomily said, "It's better to let her hate me than to die." ”

I admire Liu Bang very much for this, he is not poisonous and not a husband, and he is simply resolute in doing things, compared to the sad and sad separation, this is indeed a good way.

Liu Bang said: "By the way, Xiaoqiang, in the future, if you buy a famous brand, you must go to the store, there is one in other places in the city, and it is all fakes that I have made up... But if you want to have a big deal, don't forget to take care of Fengfeng. ”

I laughed and said, "Okay, ***!" ”

At this time, the phone rang suddenly, and I saw that it was a strange number, and I was just about to turn it off, Liu Bang said leisurely: "Pick it up, eighty percent of my enemies are not dead." ”

My heart moved, and I hurriedly picked it up, and Xiang Yu's tired voice came: "Xiaoqiang, do you think I'm dead, hehe." ”

My heart was sour, and I scolded: "Brother Yu? You bastard! "I really thought that Xiang Yu ran to the edge of a cliff to be martyred.

Xiang Yu laughed twice and said, "Dare to talk to your ancestor like this... Are they all gone? ”

"Hmm... Where are you now? ”

“… I don't know, it seems to be on the edge of the pastoral area, I've already been to Xiaxia, Xiaoqiang, I'm very happy during this time, really, in fact, I shouldn't keep looking for Ah Yu on my lips, I found that as long as you think about a person, it's no different from being with her. ”

Liu Bang grabbed the phone and said, "Don't talk nonsense, why don't you go as a poet?" ”

Xiang Yu smiled: "Liu Xiaosan'er, you still owe Lao Tzu two lives." ”

"What's more, you killed tens of thousands of Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu also killed tens of thousands of you, why only say two, just your and Yu Ji's lives are worth it, right? You can't do this, no matter how fierce you fight the world, you will always lose, and we will fight again in the next life? ”

Xiang Yu smiled: "Fight again!" ”

Baozi took the phone and hesitated: "That... What should I call you? ”

Xiang Yu laughed: "Good, let's call it a big man." ”

Wu Sangui said: "Brother Xiang, take care." ”

Xiang Yu said sadly: "There's nothing to take care of, I feel most sorry for Xiao Hei, as if he really has a hunch, he hasn't eaten for several days." ”

Hua Mulan choked up and said, "Brother Xiang..."

Xiang Yu Zhengse said: "Flower girl, let me tell you, don't look at the deduction of the art of war, I always lose, but you may not be able to fight if you really fight, I will take 500 and still break your 5000 soldiers and horses." ”

Hua Mulan pear blossom said with rain: "Blow it, you will!" ”

Xiang Yu sighed and said, "It's a pity that I didn't have a chance to show you." ”

Liu Bang shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, let's go." ”

As soon as we looked up, he had slowly disappeared, and then, there was no sound on Xiang Yu's side...