In the afternoon, an original Mazda stopped at my door, and the woman who came down from the cab was black and strong, wearing a black half-sleeved shirt with shiny plastic sheets on her chest, like a country aunt selling green onions, but her eyes were big and round, and she looked quite attractive, and she should have been a beautiful woman when she was young.

"Sheep sheep!" This woman likes to call me so passionately, and as she walks up to me and squeezes my shoulder with her fingers, she says, "It's strong again." ”

I smiled: "Aunt Meng." ”

Before the "mother and son" were finished, Aunt Meng Leng Ding turned around and shouted at the car: "Why don't you die quickly?" ”

Then the co-pilot's door opened, and a monster popped out: the one pulled all the hair on her head with hairspray, like a big pineapple butt, and then shaved all the hair on her temples, traced two purple wow-wow-wow-wreath-bumper-stellar shaved on one ear, and the other was bare and nothing, chewing gum, and reluctantly slamming the door shut after getting out of the car.

Aunt Meng pointed at me and shouted at her, "Have you called my brother?" ”

The little monster Gao Xiaowei barely raised her chin at me, and said reluctantly, "Brother." Then he frowned and added, "Why is your shabby shop so hard to find?" ”

Aunt Meng immediately scolded: "Shut up, if you don't have this broken shop, you will have to be killed first!" ”

Gao Xiaowei-for-tat: "He also has to have that ability!" ”

I immediately sweated, this is the conversation between my mother and my daughter, but as far as I know, this is just a general chat, and it is really noisy and has more content than this......

Aunt Meng reluctantly said to me: "Yangyang, you take care of her!" In the future, she will dare to whip her hard in your place! ”

"Huh...... Come in and talk about it. "Just kidding, I don't know who's pumping whom.

When I entered the house, I poured water for the mother and daughter, and whispered to Aunt Meng, "What's the matter?" ”

Aunt Meng was angry, pointed at Gao Xiaowei and said, "You ask this little bastard!" ”

Gao Xiaowei chewed gum, looked at the sky with an angry posture, rolled her eyes and said, "Don't you just kick an egg surnamed Wang?" Who made him want to take advantage of his aunt and grandmother. ”

Aunt Meng suddenly straightened her waist and said noisily: "Listen--isn't it just one egg, do you know how many eggs men have in total?" ”

I wanted to explain, but after listening to this sentence, I shut up sensibly......

Aunt Meng complained to me: "A few little rabbit cubs went out to drink, and Wang Ercai's little bastard touched her twice, and she kicked one of the eggs into pieces—it was the eggs." ”

I wiped my sweat and said, "Understood, testicles." ”

Gao Xiaowei shouted loudly: "I just touched two handfuls, what do you want him to do?" Am I your daughter? ”

Aunt Meng paused and said, "By the way, where did he touch you?" ”

Gao Xiaowei straightened her chest, stretched out two balls of small white meat, and suffocated the ultra-short black T-shirt with a skeleton until it rose to Xiaoman's waist: "He touched me!" ”

Aunt Meng was stunned for a moment, and said earnestly: "He touched you**, you can break a few bones of him, what are you doing after you are desperate?" ”

I'm sweating......

Gao Xiaowei said: "Doesn't he still have one?" You think I don't know how many ...... men have."

I practiced waving my hands: "Don't argue, don't argue, dissipate your anger." "Okay, I can't listen to this anymore, and if they continue to complain, they have to seal my book......

Aunt Meng said: "In short, before I finish talking to Wang Laoer, you must be honest with your brother for me, and you are not allowed to go anywhere, and give me your phone!" ”

Gao Xiaowei said reluctantly: "What do you want me to call for?" ”

"Nonsense, your group of foxes and dogs will sell you if anyone knows which one, give it to me!"

Gao Xiaowei stared and tore open her schoolbag, and threw a phone with a big doll on the table angrily, Aunt Meng took it, turned it off, and stuffed it into her pocket. Turned his face and smiled at me: "Yangyang, that sister is here for you, you take care of her for me, if this little rabbit cub dares to run out, you will break her leg!" ”

I subconsciously clamped my leg and said, "I'll definitely take care of her." ”

I peeked at Gao Xiaowei's feet, she was wearing a pair of pointed scalp shoes with a strange style, the pointed ones hurt when they looked at them, and the son of the second king was also killed, who didn't mess with this aunt, he deserved to be a sore brother, but then again, fortunately, it was a pointed scalp shoe, if it was a flat head, there would be no one left - penetration and blocking are two concepts.

I sent Aunt Meng outside the door, she took my arm and said, "It's as short as three or five days, as long as half a month, you can endure it for a few days." ”

I said, "It's okay, you're busy, I'll watch her for you." ”

Aunt Meng said: "It's fortunate that you have such a place, otherwise I really don't know where to get her, don't look at the little rabbit cub's mouth, in fact, she has never been out of the door." Aunt Meng paused for a moment and said, "But then again, it's not a matter for you to be here for a long time, or go back with me in the next few days, your father is inside, I can't always show up as a woman, what's the matter if there is no man to support me?" ”

I laughed and said, "Can you pass my dad's pass?" ”

Aunt Meng sighed and said, "I don't know what he thinks, I'll talk to him next time I go to see him, okay, you can go back." ”

Sending Aunt Meng back, Gao Xiaowei had already occupied the computer behind my counter, she carried her legs to the table with her legs forked, brought the bag with a wide open mouth, scattering many snacks, and threw the finished jelly plastic shell everywhere while logging in to QQ......

When Gao Xiaowei saw me looking at her, she glanced at me dissatisfied, and said loudly: "Long Yang Yang, bring me water." ”

I sat down on the couch in the small dining room and said, "What about your own hands?" "As a half-brother and sister, it is customary for her not to call me brother, and when I am in a good mood, I will accompany her to talk a few words.

"Cut-" She didn't pay any attention to me. Two slender claws began to crack on the keyboard, while shaking her legs leisurely, those legs were white and long, the canvas shorts were just enough to wrap the roots of her thighs, she leaned back on the leather chair to surf the net, and the two small white flesh on her chest showed a pair of arcs.

"You don't have a face camera, do you?" She typed and began to look around the computer.

"Nope!"

She ignored me again, and after a while asked me aloud, "Do you have any music here?" ”

"There's Jay Chou."

She said disdainfully: "Who still listens to Jay Chou now, is there a flywheel sea?" ”

"Do you listen to the roller coaster?"

She began to search on the Internet, and then clicked on the online to listen, because of the Internet speed card, the so-called Flywheel Sea also sang the expected Ai Ai stammered.

"Breaking the Internet Speed!" She muttered again.

After playing for less than half an hour, she jumped to the ground and shouted, "I'm bored to death!" Long Yang Yang, do you have anything fun here? ”

I said, "I'll cook you a basket of tea eggs and sell them on the railway, that's fun." ”

Gao Xiaowei kicked the leg of the chair vent and shouted, "I'm bored to death!" Die of boredom! ”

At this time, Xiaoqian floated down from upstairs, saw a pile of garbage on the table, didn't speak, walked over and blew all the mess on the ground, shoveled it up with cardboard and walked out of the door.

Gao Xiaowei was stunned: "Who was that just now, you horse?" ”

I said, "No, I ran away from home and don't have money to live in a hotel and work with me." ”

"Running away from home?" Gao Xiaowei said excitedly: "So cool! Why? ”

"Ask her yourself in a moment."

After Xiaoqian came back, Gao Xiaowei jumped up to her eyelids and said loudly: "Eh, sisters! ”

Xiao Qian was startled, "Huh? ”

"You ran away from home?"

Xiao Qian thought for a while and said, "Even if it's it." ”

"Why?"

Xiao Qian said quietly: "Because my father and my mother want to marry me to someone I don't like." ”

I couldn't help but ask, "Aren't your parents dead?" "I also said it casually when I ran away from home, but I didn't expect it to be true.

Xiao Qian said: "After I left home for many years, they naturally died. ”

"Aren't you only 17 years old?"

Xiao Qian nodded.

"Then your parents were going to marry you off when you were very young?"

Xiaoqian thought about it again and said, "No, when I was 17 years old." ”

The more I listened, the more confused I became: "Aren't you 17 years old this year?" ”

Gao Xiaowei interrupted me impatiently, and said to Xiaoqian indignantly: "Your father and mother are too different things!" ”

Xiao Qian said gloomily: "Don't say that, they also have their difficulties. ”

Gao Xiaowei patted Xiaoqian on the shoulder and said, "Anyway, you are more kind than me!" I should have run away from home a long time ago. ”

I was angry and funny: "Your mother abused you? ”

Gao Xiaowei said: "Sending me to your place for an egg is not abuse?" ”

Xiao Qian's eyes widened and said, "How can there be such a mother who drives her daughter away for an egg?" ”

Gao Xiaowei went on the pole: "That's it, you don't think it's like talking, right?" ”

I asked Cangtian speechlessly, and said to Xiao Qian depressedly: "Xiao Qian, don't get involved, that's not an ordinary egg." ”

Xiao Qian said angrily: "Even if it's a golden egg or a silver egg, it's not good." In the end, she couldn't help but ask Gao Xiaowei, "What kind of egg is it?" ”

Gao Xiaowei laughed: "Human eggs." ”

She's finally finding something to have fun with me......

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Don't always measure this book by being funny or not.,Mix and match and chaos are two completely unrelated stories.,Naturally,Funny is indispensable.,But the spoof component will be restrained.,It's still in the early stages of the story.,A lot of battlefields haven't been opened up.,A lot of heavy weapons (and heavy flavors) can't be used.,But I think,It has the potential to be more exciting than chaos and monsters.。