"Li Duolao."

Dorao looked up in astonishment when he heard someone call him. Li Siqing stood in front of him, looking in a trance, as if he hadn't slept since he was born. Duo Lao couldn't help but look at him more, and from his expression, Duo Lao could see that he had something to ask him for, he just looked at him, deliberately didn't ask him what was going on, knowing that he would naturally go on, sure enough. In less than ten seconds, Siqing said, "Please help me write a letter." ”

"Letter?" Dorau guessed within 05 seconds who he was going to write a letter to, but pretended not to hear it.

"Faith! Help me write a letter to Yang Qing. ”

"Yang Qing?" Duo Lao deliberately put his ears as his face at him, and this posture obviously meant that he wanted to repeat it.

Li Siqing swept away his begging expression, and shouted fearlessly: "I have been with you for more than ten years, and the classmates who have become adults now wear open crotch pants are me, you and Qian Liuzhi." It was wrong for me to write a letter to Liu Zhi on behalf of Wang Heng, but I also told Zu Cun, who asked Tan Xin to punish Wang Heng and avenge Liu Zhi's revenge. Today, Li Siqing wants to ask you to write a letter, but you are pulling a shelf. ”

Li Duolao was angry and slapped it on the table: "If you can help others write, you can't write if you help yourself!" ”

Li Siqing turned his head and left, scolding in his mouth: "Unrighteous people! ”

A few neighboring tables around Dorao don't know what happened.

Li Duolao took out the speed of fighting the snake with a sack, got up and grabbed the bones, stretched out his other hand and inserted it into the junction of Siqing's neck and shoulders, until it reached his abdomen, and dragged him back: "The old man teased you, write a letter, the old man is itching!" Write to Yang Qing, write to Yang Qing. ”

"You also want to write to Yang Qing?!" His eyes were open again, and they were squeezed into one eye and two beads.

"I'm about to write it for you."

"Yes Luo, I'm afraid that you will write a letter to the old master and come out with a load, I think you can write a eighty percent, Zhang Yu and they urge it three times a day." Li Siqing assigned the task and was about to leave, when he suddenly remembered something: "Do you have paper?" ”

"The old man sold three catties of chestnuts yesterday and has purchased some paper."

Siqing was happy, he helped Wang Heng write letters, almost earned the entire material paper, and worked hard to help him write letters and paste them upside down. As soon as I was happy, I remembered to ask him: "You should have known about the incident on the Tuoshan Bridge for a long time, right?" ”

"Better than you do."

Since he knows better than myself, there's no need to tremble anymore and go. When he took a few steps, he turned back and said, "You have to help me write modestly, she is always better than me." ”

"Hmm."

"She helped me move desks when I cleaned the classroom, and I wrote a thank you letter to her."

"Hmm."

Siqing walked a few steps and then turned back again: "If you want to make it clear that I am thin, and if you say that I am not thin, she will think that I am not telling the truth."

"Hmm."

Siqing walked a few more steps, and then turned around: "How long will it take to get it?" ”

"Five minutes."

"Five minutes? Not so fast! ”

"I don't read anymore? You go and calculate, how many minutes are there in an hour, how many hours are there in a day, how many minutes a day is in total, in addition to eating, in addition to, in addition to sleeping, in addition to your father scolding you for not being angry, except that you are thinking about Yang Qing, and there are some necessary additions, how many minutes do you have in a day? Your calculations are out, come to me, it's exactly five minutes. ”

"You mean I took the calculus and exchanged it for this letter with you?"

"Add your quivering time to the 'time of the calculation'."

"When you were asked to write something, you wore a hat -- like a human. Tell you, you're going to write something literary for me. ”

Siqing really left now.

"Hello Yang Qing!

"I compare you with you like wearing a hat and kissing your mouth—it's a long way off;

"I am like a male centipede compared to a female phoenix.

"I am a bamboo pole, you are a flower clothes hanging on the bamboo pole, you play with the wind, the dance is graceful, my method is to tremble;

"I'm grabbing the dried beans of the canopy, you are the pink butterfly flying over the beans, and if you blow gently on my big eyes with your tiny mouth and with one-ten-thousandth of your usual lazy strength, I will be ashamed to wrinkle the skin of my whole body. All you have to do is scratch the tip of your claw on my wrinkled skin, and I'll fall to the ground laughing and die.

"I didn't dare to dream of being married to you under the same roof, but I met you on the Tuoshan Bridge. You will say that you have not been to the Toshan Bridge for a long time, but I met you on that bridge in another form. If you don't believe it, ask Zhang Yu, ask Tan Qian, ask Liu Wenfeng, and ask Ji Rang. At that time, I wanted to give that crumpled piece of paper to Ji Rang, but you shouldn't, you shouldn't have helped me move the desk when I cleaned the classroom that day, the desk that was dumber than me but heavier than me made you sweat profusely, I hated that I didn't have wings, otherwise I would have flapped my wings and fanned you.

"Zhang Yu and they repeatedly ordered me to write a letter to you without torture, and I was also eaten by their open blood basin, but I still don't dare to be bold, but you shouldn't be the second time, you shouldn't have laughed at me at the door of the classroom. A smile is worth a thousand gold, and there are very few people who can pick up a thousand gold on it.

Yang Qing, you called on everyone to study hard, but you know that my reading brain is closed, closed like a smooth stone, even if it is immersed in the river water, it cannot absorb the water. Unlike you, like a flower, standing on a branch that can absorb a little water and nutrients through the stems, and hide from a few drops of dew at night, it will bloom so brilliantly. It's okay to put a flower on cow dung, cow dung is fertilizer, and the flowers may bloom more beautifully. I don't know if it can be inserted in a stone, maybe it's okay, there is a flower called pomegranate flower, isn't it also the best in the world of flowers?

Hopefully we can bloom a pomegranate flower.

Your classmate: Li Siqing.

It may have exceeded five minutes, but the law does not stipulate that the promise will be sentenced if it exceeds five minutes, and Siqing has only just put down the calculation pen and is walking over with the piece of paper. As soon as Siqing arrived, Duo Lao tore off the two pieces of paper written with pen and grass like a garlic peel, put them on the table, and went to turn over his books. Siqing also stretched out his hand like a cleaner, and the two pieces of paper that were pasted black flew away with Siqing's hand.

Half of it is to ask them to think how this letter is written, and half of it is to complete the task, don't say that I didn't ask Li Duolao to write a letter, I don't believe me Li Siqing shouted the sentence of immortality, he handed the letter to Zhang Yu for review. Soon, there were two more heads next to Zhang Yu's head: Tan Qian and Liu Wenfeng's.

First read collectively, then read separately, and then talked about the feeling after reading, Zhang Yu said: "In addition to catching snakes and touching fish, Li Duolao is this ruthless!" ”

"Write modestly and discreetly, and tenderly and sweetly!" Tan Qian said.

With a deep expression, Liu Wenfeng touched the beard on his chin that had just "Xiaohe showed sharp corners", shushed in his mouth, and then the Adam's apple bounced up again like a ball that was slapped down, and by the way, he transported the excess saliva in his mouth from his throat before saying, "That...... That 'claw', whether it is -- is debatable. ”

"Do you mean that butterfly, the butterfly has no hands, only feet, and the front of the foot is of course a claw, and the tip of the claw is the claw armor, and the tip of the claw armor is this." Zhang Yu stretched out his hand as he spoke, grinding the tip of his thumb on the nail tip of his index finger.

"Do you think that the butterfly also has hands, it will also write articles if it has hands, and wait for Li Duolao to write it." After Tan Qian finished speaking, several people laughed.

"Okay! Yes! Yes! Whoever says it's not good at writing will write an article and compare it! Hurry up and give it to 'your-heart-master-person-" Liu Wenfeng couldn't help but sing at the end.

Li Siqing's first step was to ring the class bell after the morning reading break.

caused Li Siqing to hide one hand in the drawer and hold the two pieces of paper throughout the class. This happened to be just right, otherwise he would have forgotten the advice that Duo Lao asked him to copy it himself. So he "listened" to the lecture and copied it at the same time.

It's long overdue for class, and it's finally over. Li Siqing was impatient and sent the letter to Yang Qing. Yang Qing saw Li Siqing holding two pieces of paper, licking the air outside with her tongue, a little shy, a little astringent, she got up with a smile, took Siqing's letterhead, put it on the table, and was about to say a few words to Li Siqing, but Li Siqing was afraid that a wasp would sting him.

Zhao Xiaoqing, a member of the health committee next to him, took the two pieces of paper and read them as carefully as he read a leaflet dropped from an airplane. ，

Yang Qing didn't want to come over, just at this time, the head teacher called Yang Qing in front of the classroom, Yang Qing dropped the letter and went to the teacher.

"Where did Li Siqing copy a few love poems?" Zhou Fang in the back seat bowed over the desk like today's excavator and hung his head in front of the letter, the paper held by Zhao Xiaoqing moved his position irregularly, Zhou Fang looked a little difficult, she saw that there was a paste bottle on Zhao Xiaoqing's desk, this paste bottle was put on the table after the teacher asked Zhao Xiaoqing to paste a note of "don't litter" and put it on the table and didn't send it back, she suddenly thought of why not Qiwen to appreciate together, walked to Zhao Xiaoqing, held the paste bottle in one hand, stretched out to the letter paper with the other hand, and hooked Zhao Xiaoqing twice with his index finger and middle finger, Zhao Xiaoqing understood, It just so happened that she was about to finish reading, so she stuffed it to Zhou Fang, so as not to hate her. This week, Fang put the reverse side of the paper on his desk, applied paste, walked to the blackboard, and pasted two pieces of paper on the wall, just like in the movie, Han Jian posted a note on the wall during the Anti-Japanese War, and ran out with a smoke.

A swarm of more than a dozen people immediately swarmed up, and everyone cheered haha, it turned out that the two pieces of paper were pasted upside down, and if you want to read well, you must hang your feet upside down on the house.

Although Li Siqing soon discovered that the diorama on the wall was "his" masterpiece, he walked up and tore off the two pieces of paper, although he had to put his head upside down on his shoulders to not be dizzy, Li Siqing still received two nicknames: "pomegranate flower" and "upside down".

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