Chapter 266, roadblock wine
The introduction of the tour is written, the beautiful and generous Miao girl "Yunyun Xiaochai leg of the tour also added "handsome and hearty Miao Township guy" Yunyun, but there are really not many young people met along the way, and the actors are uncles and aunts in several folk song and dance performance teams encountered on the way. 【】
The river flows a bend, and a wharf is exposed at the place where the mountain and water are located, and there are stone strata going up, and the destination is Gootan Miao Village.
Shortly after two ships docked, a group of people wearing Little Red Riding Hoods and looking like old cadres walked into Shansai.
When they got off the boat, they met the villagers who were blocking the road to welcome them on the stone steps of the wharf. Why is the welcome in the way? for they have wine in their hands. It is home-brewed rice wine, which is said to symbolize the hospitality customs of the Myosai people.
Traditionally, there is indeed this custom, Miao Village is located in the deep mountains, the transportation is inconvenient, and there are very few guests in ordinary times. Whether it is a merchant or a messenger, it will be very popular to come to the village, and the villagers will send home-brewed wine to welcome the guests, and the enthusiasm is impossible to refuse, and the guests who are not good at drinking will be drunk on the way.
Today, it is a fixed attraction on the travel route, and the welcome wine has become a fixed tourist program, and the guests are not too few but come in an endless stream every day. The tour guide reminded everyone on the boat that the tour price does not include the cost of wine, and the cost is at your own expense. Someone exclaimed, "Do you still need money for drinking?" Didn't you say that Miao Village was hospitable and blocked the road to deliver wine? ”
You Fang smiled dumbly on the side, everything has a degree to figure out the situation, so many tourists travel to Miaosai every day, if they all come to the small according to the old rules, everyone has to block the road to send wine, who can send it?
The tour guide explained the rules of drinking. Before entering the jam, you have to pass nine levels, that is, nine blockades. If you really don't drink alcohol, you can drink the welcome tea. Originally, there was only wine in the village, but later the welcome tea was added to take care of the tourists who could not drink. But as long as you are stopped and take the wine, you have to drink it, sipping it or sipping it casually. It's okay not to drink it, but it will be looked down upon by the Miao Sai people.
As for how much money for the wine is arbitrary, if you really don't want to give it, it's okay not to give it, but are you embarrassed not to give it?
The tour guide said that the boat docked here, and everyone got off the boat and climbed the stairs with a smile. There are not as many people as many tourists as there are people who block the road. A large group has just come, and most of the Cypriots are blocking the old cadres above, so there are not many people blocking the road to welcome guests below, and they must not be able to stop them all. You Fang was happy to see the situation, and planned to use his body to quickly pass over and catch up with the group in front of him, and see if the master was mixed in?
Seeing that there were not many villagers blocking the road, some tourists also wanted to hide, especially some lesbians, and some tourists did not hide, and deliberately leaned over to beg for wine. The uncles and guys who were talking on the boat just now almost all got together in one place. You Fang glanced at it with some curiosity, and couldn't help but want to laugh a little, it turned out that he finally saw a beautiful woman.
They surrounded a Miao girl, with a batik blue shirt that could not hide her graceful style, and she wore floral silver jewelry. The bright eyes and bright teeth are looking forward to the beauty of the Miao family's landscape, the tip of the nose with a red face under the sun has fine sweat, and the complexion reveals the beauty of youth and health.
You Fang just glanced at it, and wanted to jump around from the side, but before he could mention it, he felt that the way in front of him was blocked, and he looked up to see that it was the girl in the crowd just now. He was slightly taken aback, he didn't expect to meet Huijiazi here, this girl flashed out of the crowd, stood firmly on the stone steps in front of him, and did not spill a drop of wine in her hand, her body and footwork were quite good!
"Stranger, welcome and send wine, why are you walking around?" The girl of the Miao family blushed slightly. There was uncertainty in his eyes, and he handed over a horn full of rice wine. The wine was a very high courtesy for Miao Sai, representing the most holy affection, but the girl's expression was a little unhappy.
What passed just now was a group of old men, old ladies and girls, holding wine, and they didn't embarrass those old people. There is only such a pleasing handsome guy in the boat of people who come up again, and his demeanor is quite good. The girl is eyeing it at a glance, who is it if you don't block him?
The girl in front of her is beautiful and handsome. I can't hide this wine or drink it, seeing that she looked a little angry with a tiger face, You Fang couldn't help but think of Xie Xiaoxian, alas, for this thought, let's do it! You Qi took the horn and drank it all, the taste of rice wine was sweet and cool, and it was very delicious.
After drinking the rice wine and returning the horns to the girl, You Fang was about to give money for the wine, but he heard someone applauding, and looked up to see that it was the Miao Zhai people who were blocking the road cheering for him. And the girl smiled, showing her snow-white teeth, and took the horns and ran up the stone steps, not standing there waiting for him to pay for the wine.
At this time, the tour guide came over and patted the shoulder of the frightened tour party and said: "Handsome guy, even if the girl is beautiful, you have to take it easy, good luck!" Listening to her tone, there was some schadenfreude.
You Fang walked forward and continued to walk, and was stopped by several Miao Zhai people at the second level above, and the girl in the middle was still the girl, and she handed over a horn full of rice wine with a smile. The tour guide stood beside you and whispered: "Handsome guy, you have to do it!" ”
If you dry it, you can do it, this rice wine is not high. The amount of alcohol you had was nothing, so I drank it all again, only to hear a cheer from up and down the long steps, which was even more enthusiastic than just now. Before she could hand the horn back, the girl reached out and snatched it, turned and ran up with a smile.
Not far away, it was the same scene again, a small group of Miao Sai people blocked the way, or the girl handed over a horn, You Fang did not refuse, and secretly said in his heart that he would do three in a row, and there was also this rule on the Han family wine table. After drinking, the left and right up and down the color thundered. Everyone was fascinated by the scene, and even the tourists who came together applauded.
The girl snatched the horns of the cow and ran to the next level, and You Fang asked the tour guide in a low voice: "Director Shen, how much wine money should I give, it must be missing, right?" Ask you to be clear, don't make people laugh
You Fang understands that this meeting can be a threshold to tease tourists to pay money, although he understands it in his heart, it doesn't matter, the threshold technique of the rivers and lakes is so small, sometimes you know that there is a threshold and still smile and pay for it. There are times when you don't play with your eyes and are very relaxed, otherwise how tired you are all day long?
Unexpectedly, the tour guide smiled: "Who is embarrassed to take you money?" You can't ask for them, just wait to see if you can walk into the gate by yourself! ”
You Fang was slightly taken aback: "What do you mean?" ”
Tour guide: "The rules of Miao Village, you must drink the roadblock wine after taking it, and you can drink as much as you want, but as long as you dry the first horn, the horns behind you will all have to be dried, otherwise people will not let you walk into the door."
You Fang was startled when he weighed it in his heart, the wine of that horn was eight taels at least, and the words of two mouths were how much. The degree of self-brewed rice wine is not high, and that is also wine. And their wine was strong in the wind, and they stood on the long steps by the river, and there was a continuous breeze blowing. Not to mention the amount of alcohol, even the stomach can't stand it.
He hurriedly asked again: "Director Shen, why didn't you say it earlier?"
Guide Shen covered his mouth and smiled: "How could I have thought of it?" Such a big horn, you can dry it in one bite! I've been taking this line for two years now. I've never seen anyone drink nine cows in a row. I want to see the excitement too. ”
When he looked up, sure enough, the girl was already waiting for him in the middle of a group of Miao villagers with a horn of rice wine in her hand. You Fang involuntarily slowed down. He whispered to the tour guide: "Is this roadblock wine always a one-man salute?" ”
Guide Shen: "That's not true. Generally, it is blocked in batches. But this girl is obviously competing with you, that is, one person wants to stop you to the end, who told you to drink all the wine? ”
You Fang frowned: "If you don't want to drink, what can you do?" ”
Guide Shen: "There is only one." Solution, you get drunk and let people carry you in halfway, even if it's pretending to be drunk. After thinking about it, he made a joke: "Handsome guy be careful to be carried home!" ”
You Fang had to continue on hard, and Lao Jianghu also accidentally stepped on the threshold. Although this threshold is not the other threshold. Came to the girl's approach, took the horn again and drank it all, and then the scene was lively, the people below came up, the people above came down, they all wanted to follow how you entered the walled gate, and the tourists who accompanied you also followed behind you.
When You Fang led the crowd up the stairs, he was very imposing, and he didn't catch up with the master in front of the walled gate, but he was watched.
The little wanderer has let go of the amount of alcohol and stomach today. also secretly loosened the belt with two buttonholes, and even did not spill a drop of wine, and the onlookers applauded at first. Later, it turned into a series of exclamations. After drinking the last horn, You Fang's face was slightly red, and he was sweating on his forehead, and after handing back the horn, he waved his hand and said loudly: "Boss, settle the bill!" ”
Is this drunken talk? The crowd burst into laughter. The girl from the Miao family glared at him fiercely, but her face suddenly turned red, and she whispered: "Brother, come into the village, don't stand by the river and blow the wind!" , I called Watermark and turned around and ran.
The tour guide has been following You Fang, as if he is ready to reach out and help at any time, but You Fang is walking very steadily with his back hands pacing the square steps. Entering the Miao Village, looking at the mountains on all sides, there are smoke and clouds to talk about, and this valley seems to be not in the world under the sun. But nearby, there are scattered Miao family wooden houses, fishing nets drying in front of the houses, earth dogs napping under the slag nets, and the smoke rising from the plugs. It is full of the breath of life in the world.
All the way to the top of the mountain to the open area, the tour guide announced that the following is free time. Lunch is at your own expense, and visitors can taste ethnic Chinese food on their own. After dinner, watch the national song and dance performance here and feel the strong Miao family style. There are also programs such as reed sheng stepping on the hall, carrying the bride, stepping on the courtship dance, dancing the bamboo pole, and dancing the national unity dance.
There is a Miao family style restaurant on the top of the mountain, there is a performance stage opposite the restaurant, and there are many barbecue stalls around the small square in front of the dance hall, selling all kinds of grilled skewers, all of which are fish and shrimp brought by the villagers themselves in the Bei River. Most of the stall owners are women in the family, and some of them also bring their children to help, they are not like the general scenic area stall owners shouting and soliciting customers, some people walk to the stalls, just look up shyly.
You Fang drank a stomach of rice wine, didn't eat in the restaurant at noon, and grilled a few skewers of fish and shrimp around the square to try the right to eat the wine. He is now very popular and courteous here, everywhere he goes, people smile and nod at him very warmly, and as soon as he stands in front of the barbecue stall, the aunt who set up the stall smiles and hands over a string of grilled river shrimp, let him taste it first, it seems that the wine was really not drunk in vain before entering the village.
How embarrassed is You Fang to eat Aunt Miaozhai's things for nothing, after eating the grilled shrimp, he bought a few skewers of grilled fish, and deliberately picked the most expensive one to buy. Then he changed to a different stall, which was a similar experience, and he was full. He wandered around the square. But there was no trace of the current master, and I couldn't help but wonder a little in my heart, could it be that I made a mistake and the old man didn't come?
When the tourists finished their lunch one after another, the sound of reeds sounded on the top of the mountain, and the national song and dance performance began. You Fang watched the performance while paying attention to the audience around him, there were many old cadres wearing Little Red Riding Hood, gathered at the front, but the master was not among them, he felt a little anxious, so he left the square to go to the restaurant bathroom.
After drinking so much wine, can you not be anxious? At noon, he had already gone to convenience twice.
Coming out of the restaurant, walking unhurriedly back to the stage along the barbecue stall at the edge of the square, You Fang suddenly felt in his mind that someone was staring at him secretly! This induction is very strong, and the other party must be a master. But he didn't feel the dangerous aggressiveness, and You Fang guessed that it was the master who came in a flash, and immediately turned to look.
was stunned for a moment, and a "hidden weapon" suddenly struck in the distance. The reed sheng stomping song and dance performance on the stage has ended. Next up is the "carrying the bride" that interacts with the visitors. Program. There was a Miao girl dressed as a "bride." "Holding a red hydrangea and throwing it off the stage. At the front of the stage is a group of old cadres, you can't hit them with a hydrangea, right? There are many guys on tiptoe in the back, eager to grab the hydrangea.
The "bride's" hydrangea was thrown high and far, and even with the sound of the inner wind, it was fast and fast across the crowd, and went straight to the side of the tour, and the little wanderer was called a master if he could be hit by this "hidden weapon", as soon as the hydrangea shot, he sensed it, and turned around sharply to see the hydrangea flying, but he couldn't dodge.
There was a smoking barbecue stand on his left, an old man standing on his right, and two old ladies behind him. You Fang is a person who has blocked all the bullets, can you still be afraid of this? A master like him has a natural reaction of irritability, someone smashes something on him and subconsciously wants to dodge or block it, not to mention that this thing attacks with internal energy, and immediately uses his divine sense to block it in the air.
However, he didn't block it, and suddenly a divine thought attacked and entangled, like the power of the real form attached to the hydrangea, and smashed into front of his eyes through the obstacle of his divine sense. You Fang secretly cursed in his heart: "Master, you are not serious, you don't show up but make this kind of joke with your apprentice."
PS: This chapter is only 4,000 words, and it will be updated tomorrow!
Chuan (To be continued)
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