Chapter XVII

I don't have much to say about our opponents, taekwondo players can come to this day, that strength must be strong, even if it is competitive sanda, it looks more focused on actual combat than taekwondo, so many people say that taekwondo is a flower fist embroidered legs, this is all, I still believe in the belief that "there is no strongest martial arts, only the strongest people". I think the elementary school teacher may not be able to beat the brick mover, the clarinet may not be able to beat the protection money, our junior high school sports team will be the big man who was grabbed by the music group playing the piano and beaten hard, and then the big man called his brother to avenge him, his brother is playing cotton. This reminds me of Pushkin's duel, as a poet can't even be a petty officer, it's really humiliating, which shows that the ranks of poets at that time were mixed and uneven, and there may be many who have not yet been hooligans and declared themselves poets.

I looked around, the 4 teams are here, I know the people who are red, but I can't see which of the two remaining teams is our opponent, they are all 30 years old, and the 5 people in one team are all bald, I guess it should be the other group, because I haven't seen anyone who practices taekwondo with a shaved head.

As a result, all the bald heads in the ring stood opposite us, the referee read the battle list, and I saluted each other with the bald head, and it was not until I returned to my own team that the bald group was confirmed to be our opponent. I have an impression of the top 16 teams, and I have seen a few games in the martial arts hall called "North Road", and I have the impression that they all seem to have long hair fluttering, with black belts tied around their waists, and a different number of gold edges embroidered on them, which means that they have a high rank, I stared at them for a while, and vaguely recognized a few of them, it is indeed from the North Road, but why they are all shaved bald today is really incomprehensible.

The first one is Zhang Qingshang, and the list on our side is: Zhang Qing, Yang Zhi, Shi Qian, Lin Chong and then me, this arrangement is also the most commonly used by us recently, stable and safe.

The opponent is generally not young, as far as I know, taekwondo wants to rise to a relatively high level not only to go through many tests, and there are hard surname regulations on the age, an 18-year-old person even if he fights all over the world invincible opponent is unlikely to be promoted to the black belt, this martial art has been created at the beginning of the very attention to the cultivation of "Tao", in fact, to put it bluntly, it is restraint and forbearance first, while not afraid of evil and powerful, and the white point is to "moral, intellectual, physical" all-round development. They sent a bald man with a demeanor to fight with Zhang Qing, just at the beginning of the bald man shouted, a volley sideways kick Zhang Qing to a stumbling, Zhang Qing was hit by this kick mainly because he was startled, the referee shouted at the beginning of the deep hatred like a deep hatred of the call of him or the first time to see, this kick is not over after the end, the bald man is big, I saw him will kick a chain for a while after the spin kick, horizontal kick vertical kick hook kick, kick hard to play with the kick ...... In short, those two legs were as if they were not his, Zhang Qing was a little confused, and as soon as he got close to his opponent, he jumped away and continued to kick him.

We don't know how many points Zhang Qing lost after a game, although most of them were blocked, but he lost a lot in momentum, Zhang Qing wiped his face with a towel and scolded: "Damn, it's so disgusting, the big foot goes straight to the face." Shi Qian said with a smile: "I really should let Tang Long go on and dye him ringworm." ”

I stepped forward and asked, "What's the matter with Brother Zhang?" You can't help him, right? ”

"If there is no such Raushzi," Zhang Qing said and looked at the boxing gloves: "It is easy to catch his feet, but now I can only block them, and the feet are stinky, as long as they pass through the chest, they will smoke people." ”

I said, "You look at his shoulder, which leg he kicks, you have to move his shoulder first, right?" You'd better be on your guard. ”

Zhang Qing looked up at me and said as if he didn't know, "Okay, Qiangzi, this method has been figured out by you." ”

What did I come up with, anyone who has watched Hong Kong martial arts movies in the 90s knows a lot of this strange theory, I don't believe it, how can ordinary people have such fast eyes? When you see his shoulders moving, maybe someone's feet have already stuffed your crotch, and what if you meet someone dancing in Xinjiang Province?

But Zhang Qing is not me, the reason why he can't think of such an idea is because he is a general on the horse, and he rarely has the opportunity to kick people on the battlefield, so he always has a subconscious chopping action when he works with people on the flat ground, and he always wants to throw out his gloves and smash people.

The battle situation opened again, Zhang Qing immediately took the initiative after adapting to it for a while, the taekwondo word has the meaning of kicking people, it can be seen that the main kung fu of taekwondo is on the feet, the bald man is completely accustomed to the surname and wants to attack Zhang Qing with his feet, as long as he lifts Zhang Qing's leg as soon as his shoulder is sealed, the two legs knock the leg and make a muffled sound, it hurts to listen to it, the bald leg can't be lifted, and can only use boxing, but there are many taboos in taekwondo, including not hitting the opponent's head, although it is now a sanda, but the bald man is used to it, he and Zhang Qing play boxing, then it is the same as a rabbit standing upright and boxing with a bear, only for the part of abuse.

The second game is Yang Zhi, the opponent is the second bald man, the second bald man kicked his feet to the ear on the side of the stage to show his extraordinary leg skills, I looked at the second bald man, hugged the shoulder of Yang Zhi who was about to go on stage and whispered: "Step on him." ”

Then at the beginning of the game, Yang Zhi pretended to have a small low kick and stepped on the feet of the second bald man, the second bald man's kung fu is indeed better than the first bald man, at least he screamed much louder. I noticed that there was a person in the audience who was smiling very happily, and this person was also a bald man, and he once went to the tiger to play on behalf of the Red Dragon Gym......

Later, although the second bald man wore a pair of shoes at halftime, it was still difficult to save the defeat. At this point, my team leader finally played a role.

As soon as Shi Qian came on the field, I understood why they shaved their bald heads...... At that time, when I moved to the top and screwed my fist into the head of the three bald people, I almost slid down, and I understood.

I couldn't have imagined that they shaved their heads just to prevent the passage of time! Because I don't know the order of appearance, so I shave bald, it seems that people have studied us a lot in order to play this game, and even dealt with Zhang Qing just now, which is all for the surname.

It's also strange that time has changed, since he learned the trick of twisting people's hair, he has never been tired of it, and the boxing gloves he used have a layer of hair oil on them, which is particularly disgusting, and he has to take Caile to wash it.

Shi Qian's conspiracy did not succeed, the three bald men were particularly proud, and the taekwondo players who competed with Shi Qian should be very happy, because their favorite thing to do is to kick people's heads, and when the time moved to the height, kicking his head is the same as kicking the chest of an ordinary opponent, and the technical difficulty will be reduced a lot, but an accompanying difficulty is that Shi Qian is easy to kick the air and flash his waist as long as he has a little cat waist and legs, and he never stands in one place honestly, The force with which he jumped up and down was like a monkey beating 5000cc of chicken blood.

Lin Chong looked at the stage and said to me, "Can we win the 8-in-4 game?" ”

"Win, why not?" The time shift on the stage is jumping around, and the three bald men can't take advantage of it at all, and they are already a little anxious, and we should have no problem with this one.

"One more win and we'll be fourth, aren't you just fifth?"

Lin Chong's words stunned me, I have never seriously thought about this question - it turns out that there is no fifth, if 8 into 4 loses, it can only be said that we have entered the top 8, if we win, it is the top 4, even if you lose in the semi-finals, you have to play a third-place match, then it will be too conspicuous, if Yucai becomes the object of people's attention, 300 is leaving, the hearts of the heroes have already flown to Liangshan, at that time, there will be real trouble, not to mention what to do if someone plays the field, just say that people are running to you to learn things, I can't just hold a brick for demonstration, can I?

I thought for a while and said: "Brother Lin, you will take a look at the games of other teams in a while, if we draw a strong one tomorrow, we will borrow the donkey from the slope, and we will have an explanation if we enter the top 8." Lin Chong nodded.

At this time, Shi Qian was still on the stage and the opponent circled, the three bald men were already a little impatient, punching and kicking the rules and regulations, Shi Qian slipped behind the referee, the three bald men couldn't retract, kicked the referee's lower abdomen, the referee's hands were fast, and he hugged the three bald feet into his arms, "Hi" and drank downward, and the three bald men fell into the dust with a plop, the audience was stunned for a moment and applauded, and the referee was embarrassed to hug his fists in all directions.

After this battle, the three bald men were discouraged, and the 10-minute game ended hastily and won by points. Their captain, the big bald man, saluted me and offered to hug me, and then he whispered in my ear, "I haven't seen you make a move from beginning to end, and I won't leave without you fighting." ”

Suddenly, the audience all spontaneously stood up, clapping and shouting in unison: "Match! Extra game! The referee looked at the shouting audience and said to me: "Team Leader Xiao, if you don't mind, just have an exhibition match with this Wu Pavilion Master, I will apply to the chairman, it seems that he is also full of curiosity about me."

I waved my hand half-heartedly: "There is a chance, there is a chance." "I scolded in my heart: Don't you just want to see Lao Tzu's liver and brains on the ground? Lao Tzu is really just -- he can't fulfill you. Xiaoqiang's philosophy of survival is not not not afraid of death, but to live.

I watched as the crowd looked excited, clasped my fists at them, and held my middle finger out of my boxing gloves.

"Lao Tzu won't play with you anymore, let 8 into 4 hell!"

(To be continued)