Chapter 604: Jewish Mayou

In the afternoon, the two families returned to the seaside villa, and Wang Fan and Ju An drove out to buy things, preparing to go to the sea tomorrow to play.

The two of them drove the car, went to the nearby supermarket and bought a lot of things, and drove directly to the house, and as soon as they entered the house, they saw everyone sitting in the living room, watching TV around the TV. Dinah and Cora, Mom and Dad all sat in front of the TV, and even Audrey, the strict butler, stood in front of the TV and covered her mouth and watched the TV.

Teddy clocked up and squatted in the room, and a few of them mixed up on the side of the coffee table on Monday, grabbed the side of the coffee table, and stretched out their hind legs and stared at the picture on the TV with their little heads erected. I don't know what these animals are doing with it.

"What's going on?" Juan immediately asked Dinah. Watching the TV screen, a large number of police officers flashed in front of the camera, and there was not even a single idle person on the whole street.

Every policeman is also armed with a gun, wearing body armor and wearing a helmet.

Wang Fan then sat down and turned his head and asked, "What kind of explosion is this?" ”。

Cora turned to Wang Fan and explained, "It's not an explosion case, it's two bank robbers!" As soon as I finished robbing the bank, I happened to encounter a patrol car, thinking that the patrolling police had found them, so they opened fire, and the two policemen were killed and wounded, and now they are fleeing, and the police are preparing to round them up."

As soon as Cora finished speaking, the sound of a shootout was heard on the TV, and when Juan understood the name of the city below, he was relieved, this border city between the United States and Mexico is called Little Iraq in the United States. The predominantly inhabitants are Hispanics and blacks. If you don't hear a gunshot one day a year. It is estimated that it will be regarded as the New Year. As for what kind of small robbery or the like, that is, pediatrics, it is estimated that a small half of the young people in this city belong to gangs, what a large string of red gangs and blue gangs, the last time I heard that a police officer went in for more than half an hour and then lay out, because he wore a red jumper in the territory of the blue gang.

The whole live broadcast lasted for more than an hour, and more and more police began to concentrate, and none of the gang members on the street at this time could be seen, and even Ju An saw the National Guard in the ranks. I heard gunshots on the TV.

It didn't take long. The helicopter in the sky captured a person's shadow being shot by a gun, and then a car rushed out of the house and ran over the person who was hit. Then the gunshots rang out again, and the car drove not far before it hit a wall on the side of the road, and the entire front of the car was deflated.

Eventually, the police announced that the robber had been shot dead and declared the end of martial law. Then all of a sudden, people on the street came out again, and the police withdrew one after another, only the reporters chattered to the camera about what happened, and it turned out that the brother who was hit was driving. In order to run away from this man.

Ju An was not interested in this when he saw this, he had the kung fu of fighting robbers. By the way, how good it is to sweep up the gangsters, and those who are suspected are directly arrested, and those who should be closed should be sentenced to be sentenced, which cost taxpayers' money once, and then killed two robbers and left. Sometimes, as they say, democracy is inefficient.

My mother was thrilled to watch, and her mouth kept chattering, "It's really not safe here." Of course, Montana has seen this somewhere, like a Hollywood blockbuster. In Nien's words, the most expensive case in Montana is the divorce case, and I haven't looked forward to a single robbery for more than a year. California is good, I just came to meet a bank robber, and I was robbed last time, this is where criminals are concentrated. Same America, different lives.

Now that the show has been watched, and the two families sitting have dispersed, what should I do, Ju An was going into the house to change clothes, and the phone at home came to mind, Audrey answered the phone, spoke twice, and said to Ju An: "Sir! your phone".

"Who?" Ju An listened attentively, it's a bit strange that you can call your buddy and get to the villa.

Audrey held the microphone and said to Juan, "Mr. Katzenberg called." Watching Juan continue to be confused, Audrey explained, "I live in the house over there." After speaking, he pointed with his hand.

Oh! Juan then remembered that an old Jewish man he met on vacation last year took two steps and took the phone from Audrey: "Hello! Katzenberg, it's been a long time." Suddenly changed to an affectionate tone, as if he was chatting with an old friend.

Katzenberg smiled and said, "I saw your plane at the airport, so I called and asked to see if you came." The old man had his own private jet, but it was a little smaller than Ju'an.

"I arrived yesterday afternoon, and I just brought my family over for a vacation" Ju An touched the phone and pushed Wang Fan on the sofa to the side and sat on the sofa.

Katzenberg continued: "Then do you have any activities in the evening, come to my house if you don't".

Ju An thought about it for a while and didn't do anything at night: "There is no activity at night, you are ready to have a dance party again." This old man is a person who enjoys life, according to last year's experience, there will be no two dances this week, find someone to come to the house to have a lively time, it is estimated that this old man is not feeling well.

"It's not a ball, you can do it yourself, I just learned a game now, you Chinese play, mahjong!" Just when you came, I called you over at night and let's play mahjong," Katzenberg explained to Ju Anle.

No way! Dude, this is messed up, the old Jewish man is looking for a buddy to play mahjong, can you do this newly learned technique? Although buddy doesn't know how to play, it's definitely much better than you, a foreigner who has just learned, today I don't let you see what a Chinese is, you won't have a good memory, playing mahjong actually calls a Chinese to be a partner: "That's okay!" Then I'll go over after dinner."

"Then I'm looking for someone, and I'm still short of people," Katzenberg said.

Ju An glanced at Wang Fan, who was boringly pressing the remote control next to him, and said into the phone: "I have one here, don't look for it, I'll take him with me when the time comes."

Katzenberg excitedly said, "That's good! I asked people I didn't know very well." followed the instructions to Ju An, arrived early, and hung up the phone.

Wang Fan watched Ju An put down the phone and asked, "What's the matter, are you still going to take me there?" ”。

"An old Jewish man, looking for someone to play mahjong, someone who has just learned this thing is addicted, and now he is looking for a partner, I recommend you to go with me" Ju An said with a smile.

Wang Fan rubbed his hands and said, "Your mahjong skills, play with me, isn't it a gift of money."

Ju An laughed twice: "Don't think about the money of your buddies, there are two foreigners, let's win them when the time comes." Then the two of them took one look and laughed.

As soon as they finished eating in the evening, Ju An and Wang Fan followed the family and walked to Katzenberg's villa together.

When he got to the door, he rang the doorbell, and the housekeeper opened the door and immediately said to Ju An and Wang Fan: "Two gentlemen, please come in quickly!" Our husband will be waiting for you for a while." Ju An and Wang Fan glanced at each other, then followed the housekeeper in, and immediately defined this Jewish guy in their hearts, this novice wanted to send money and wanted to go crazy.

followed the housekeeper into the recreation room of the old man's house, and saw an old man and a man in his forties sitting next to an automatic mahjong machine who were also residents of the community, and the two of them were each holding a book and flipping it, Ju An looked at the cover, which said how to play mahjong well.

Ju An smiled secretly in his heart, it was a little too late to see if this was temporary. Seeing Ju An come in, Katzenberg put down the book and stood up happily, Ju An introduced Wang Fan to the two, and everyone started a war after a little greeting.

After throwing the dice, Ju An began to touch the cards, and his luck was not bad, and the cards that were heard on the three, and Katzenberg threw out a three-of-a-kind.

Ju An immediately shouted: "Touch! ”。 I wanted to reach out and take the three that Katzenberg threw out in front of me. Who knew that at this time, Katzenberg immediately stopped: "This is not in accordance with the rules!" ”。

Hearing this, Ju An and Wang Fan were both staring at each other, is there anything to do in this mahjong game? Then the two men looked at Katzenberg curiously.

The old man snapped his fingers at the servant standing behind the table, and the servant handed the book to the old man, and looked at the old man's expression if he hadn't sat here, Ju An would have thought that he would be a gambler.

The old man opened the book and said to Ju An and Wang Fan: "This mahjong can't be touched, it can only be .........." Listening to the old man explain the rules of the circle, Ju An and Wang Fan made their heads bigger, this can't be touched, can't be eaten, there is no bar, how to play this thing.

After listening to the old man, Ju An took the book in the old man's hand, and then looked at it himself, how to play mahjong well, there is a small note below, compiled by the American Mahjong Association! Nima! What kind of stuff is made up by the American Bird Society? After a few turns, Ju'an's head is bigger, as a Chinese who has been exposed to national mahjong since childhood, he can't play mahjong when he runs to the United States.

"This is the standard American Mahjong Association gameplay, the United States changes the game in two years, and then the association will publish a book, all members of the American Mahjong Association can buy it, which means that each time the Mahjong Association updates the rules are only valid for two years" Katzenberg pointed to the book and said: "Today we will follow the new rules."

What can Ju An and Wang Fan say, they can only listen to the old Jewish man introduce the rules, and then play this thing according to the rules of the so-called American Mahjong Association, and after they are familiar with the rules, the two old beauties are not opponents, Wang Fan has won the most times, so he still has a bitter face, why? It's not gambling, I don't bring any color head, and the two of them are here to accompany the old Jewish man to cultivate sentiment today.

Wait until more than ten o'clock, Ju An and Wang Fan two people excused themselves to go back to rest, then came out of the old man's house, as soon as they got home, they searched the Internet for what American Mahjong Association, this search is really, there is this association, there are six or seven hundred thousand people in the United States to join the Mahjong Association, the emotional family is to make money by selling books of rules, update once every two years, sell money once every two years, this is a good business.

"Damn! The next time the Americans let me play mahjong and beat me to death, I won't go," Wang Fan said to Ju An. Ju An nodded sympathetically beside him. (To be continued.) )