Chapter XVII. Black and White Zombies
Morning. A ray of sunlight streamed through the window into this humble rental house.
Chen Xiaotang woke up in his sleep, but he felt that something was pressed on his chest, and he looked like he was hairy with his hands. When he opened his eyes, it was one of Zhou Xingchi's thighs.
It took a lot of effort to push the stinky leg away, but when he saw Zhou Xingchi scratching his face, he clicked his mouth, and he didn't know what he muttered, so he turned over and fell asleep again.
Chen Xiaotang shook his head, but suddenly found that the room seemed to have changed------ the originally dirty and messy room was cleaned up. The underwear and underwear on the rope, as well as the socks and everything, were all put away, and even the beer bottles in the corner were neatly arranged.
"Hey, Ah Xing, wake up! There's a thief in the house! Chen Xiaotang woke up Zhou Xingchi and said.
"Recruit thieves? Where are the thieves? Zhou Xingchi rubbed his eyes and said.
"Look, the house is so clean!"
"Oh. I thought it was something, this is Ah Wei's usual style----- I am responsible for sabotage, and he is responsible for finishing it! With that, Zhou Xingchi took off his undershirt and yawned and put it on the rope.
Chen Xiaotang understands that this Zhou Xingchi is a big horse, sloppy and sloppy; And Liang Chaowei, on the contrary, likes to be clean. It's a miracle that the two can live together.
"By the way, what about Ah Wei? Why didn't you see him when you got up? ”
"He, the noble man is busy, and he is estimated to be going to the scene to film---- he always disappears in the middle of the night!"
"This time it's not the middle of the night......"
"How do you know?"
"No, keep the note!"
Chen Xiaotang handed the note to Zhou Xingchi.
"Ah Xing, breakfast is ready, and I will help you pay half of your rent. Also, greet Ah Tang for me and tell him that I am very happy to have made a friend like him! Zhou Xingchi read.
"Cut, this Ah Wei, it's always like this! I really thought I didn't have the money to pay the rent! Zhou Xingchi crumpled the note and threw it on the ground. In fact, he didn't have half a penny, otherwise he wouldn't have been in arrears of rent for so long. In order to maintain his self-esteem in front of Chen Xiaotang, he said this.
Chen Xiaotang didn't break it, and said with a smile: "I don't know what breakfast Ah Wei made for us?" ”
"You don't have to look at me to know."
"What?"
"According to his habit, fried dough and white porridge!"
"Really?" Chen Xiaotang opened the cover, "You're wrong, it's a ham omelette!" ”
"No, bastard! It's not usually that good! Zhou Xingchi protested, "It looks like he really treats you as a friend, Ah Tang, don't let him down!" ”
"Pick, he's not my horse!"
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After dinner, laughing all the way, Chen Xiaotang and Zhou Xingchi came to TVB.
As soon as he walked to the door, a female voice suddenly shouted, "Ah Xing! ”
Zhou Xingchi was startled, pulled Chen Xiaotang and said, "Hurry up, I'm here!" ”
Chen Xiaotang was surprised, "What? When I turned around, I saw a pretty girl who directly grabbed Zhou Xingchi and said, "What are you running?" When exactly will you pay me a meal? ”
"Haha, who do I think it is, but it's our cutest and most beautiful Miss Qi Meizhen!" Zhou Xingchi saw that he couldn't run away, so he turned around and said haha.
"Don't pretend, I know that you are slamming the door, no, you have to pay me back!" The pretty girl in front of her is Qi Meizhen, the leading girl that wireless is supporting. Now it is more expensive to be the three little flowers of wireless "Happy Tonight".
And the reason why Zhou Xingchi was able to join wireless was also the reason why she lobbied hard in front of her teacher, so Zhou Xingchi owed her a favor, and this girl chased after the account, and insisted that Zhou Xingchi have a big dinner.
Zhou Xingchi is miserable, he can't even pay the rent, and where can he invite this eldest lady to have a big meal, so it has been delayed until now.
"I said, Sister Zhen, can you wait a little longer? When I'm famous, don't say invite you to a big meal, even if you fly to France to eat French food! Zhou Xingchi patted his chest and swore an oath.
Qi Meizhen sneered, she was five months older than Zhou Xingchi, and she had always treated him as a younger brother, and she just thought it was fun to chase him for accounts, so she said: "Don't think that I will let you go if you say so, hmph, there is no sincerity at all!" ”
Chen Xiaotang next to him looked funny and teased: "Yes, Ah Xing, you also have to show your sincerity!" ”
"Hey, is this your friend? Why don't you introduce it? Qi Meizhen seemed to have just found Chen Xiaotang standing aside. Beautiful eyes looked him up and down, he looked quite handsome.
Chen Xiaotang didn't wait for Zhou Xingchi's introduction, and took the initiative to stretch out his hand and said: "Under Chen Xiaotang, the English name is laughing!" Get to know them! ”
Seeing that he was so hearty, Qi Meizhen smiled and stretched out her white and delicate little hand: "My name is Qi Meizhen, and now I know each other!" ”
Qi Meizhen's hands were soft and soft, giving Chen Xiaotang an extremely comfortable feeling in his palm.
Next to him, Zhou Xingchi interjected: "Let you know a handsome guy, it can be regarded as sincere, right?!" Other debts are owed first! ”
Qi Meizhen glared at him: "Think beautifully!" ”
"And what do you want?" Zhou Xingchi looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
"Well, let me think about it------" Qi Meizhen held her small chin, "That's it, you have a treat tonight, let's go ice skating at Taikoo City Ice Rink!" ”
"Ice skating? I won't! Zhou Xingchi pretended to be a grandson, in fact, he was afraid of spending money.
"I don't care, see you at the door of the skating rink at half past seven, see you or leave!" After Qi Meizhen finished speaking, she smiled, waved her hand at the two of them, and left in a hurry.
Chen Xiaotang looked at her back, and said in his heart, it is worthy of the "Three Little Flowers of Happy Tonight" that is supported by wireless, and it is really extraordinary.
Zhou Xingchi slapped him, "Oh, don't look at it, people are already famous, and you see it's for nothing!" ”
Chen Xiaotang has a good impression of Qi Meizhen, but he doesn't like it, and besides, her type is not what he likes, and this Zhou Xingchi is too thirty-eight.
"I know, her boyfriend is Miao Qiaowei!" Chen Xiaotang chuckled.
"Pick, how do you know? It's so secret, even I know about it! Zhou Xingchi opened his mouth wide and said in surprise.
"You forgot, I'll look at the face!" Chen Xiaotang knew that he had missed his mouth, so he had to fool around.
"I'm dizzy...... It turns out that you are not joking, you are really a half-immortal! Half immortal, do the math, who is my other half? Pretty or not pretty? Zhou Xingchi pulled Chen Xiaotang's arm and said hurriedly.
"I don't know, but I know you're going to break the bank tonight!"
"Wow, this has also been calculated by you------- Ah Tang, do you say we are friends?"
"Of course." Chen Xiaotang didn't think twice.
"Then borrow Qian'er 800 ----- rivers and lakes to save the emergency!" Zhou Xingchi said shamelessly.
Chen Xiaotang: "...... Now I understand that it's not you who broke the money, it's me! ”
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The filming site of the wireless children's program "430 Shuttle".
Director Brother Xiang is nodding and waiting for a fat guy with a big belly, who is the manager of Dawang Food Co., Ltd. and the most recent program sponsor of "430 Shuttle".
The fat guy manager was throwing a tantrum, "I said, Xiangzai, what am I sponsoring you for so much money?" Don't you just hope to be able to use your program to make my company's name known! But what did you do? Early this morning, a customer complained that your people actually beat elementary school students at the school gate! What is an elementary school student? It is the future of Hong Kong, the food and clothing of our company!! This matter has seriously affected the image of our Dawang Food Co., Ltd. among the majority of Xiangjiang citizens, so I want to withdraw my investment! ”
"What divestment?!" Brother Xiang is in a hurry, most of the money sponsored by this fat guy has been squandered by him, if he really withdraws his funds, where will he go to accompany him!
"Don't, Boss Li! This matter must be a misunderstanding, definitely a misunderstanding! ”
"Misunderstanding? Hum! Don't say I don't give you face, you deal with it yourself, I want a good result! The fat guy pointed at Brother Xiang with his finger and said, "As for whether to withdraw or not, it depends on my mood!" ”
"Yes, I understand, I will do it well!" While bowing and apologizing to the fat guy, Brother Xiang hated Zhou Xingchi and Chen Xiaotang to the core.
finally sent away the fat boss, Brother Xiang asked the person next to him, "Are the two guys Zhou Xingchi and Chen Xiaotang here?" ”
"It's early, I'm changing clothes."
"What's today's show?"
"It's the "Black and White Zombies" series that popularizes the damage of ultraviolet rays to body radiation."
"No gimmick, change!"
"How?"
"Well, quack......" Brother Xiang touched his chin and smiled. I have my own opinions! "The heart said, if I can't kill you, I won't call it "Dog Eye Xiang"!
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"Black and White Zombie" is a long-standing children's program of wireless, the former Zhou Xingchi and Liang Chaowei partnered to do this show, when Zhou Xingchi deliberately imitated Liang Chaowei's naughty mischief, which laid a very solid foundation for his future comedy, so in a sense, Liang Chaowei is actually Zhou Xingchi's comedy teacher. Pull away from ----;