Chapter 347: Nature's Habits

Breath? Nest fire? Helpless? Maybe it's all there, at least when Wang Yu faced Diao Xiuxiu.

Diao Xiuxiu seems to be Wang Yu's natural nemesis.

According to Diao Xiuxiu's words, it is-

Aren't you Wang Yu black-bellied? I'm darker than you!

Didn't you Wang Yu study psychology? My Master of Psychology!

Aren't you Wang Yu a rising star in the medical field, have you invented any new methods? I am the deputy inspector of the Supervision Center of the Ministry of Health, and I will eat you to death in terms of rights!

What the? The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, change it to a gentleman who doesn't move his mouth?

All right! In the next not cai! A black belt in taekwondo, a black belt in karate, oh! It seems that there is also the quintessence of Wing Chun, which seems to be fighting well!

In short, in a word, Diao Xiuxiu, a black-bellied and violent girl, has been planning for three or four years! Just for today!

Thinking about it, Wang Yu almost forgot about her, and what about her? But he calculated Wang Yu for three or four years!

One was prepared, the other was defenseless.

It is not easy for Wang to maintain his current demeanor and not suffer any big losses.

Seeing Diao Xiuxiu's face full of ridicule, Wang Yu was angry and wanted to transform, go up and bite her twice, and make you arrogant!

That is, think about it, don't you see that Diao Xiuxiu's hand in her pocket has been secretly clenched into a fist?

If Wang Yu really dares to go up and bite her, even if the cold and sneak attack are successful, he will have to pay the price of a good big white tooth after that.

I'm not angry! I'm not angry! I'm not angry! Wang Yu repeated this sentence repeatedly in his heart.

For a long time, this thing has a fat face. He said with a smile: "It's not early, are you hungry?" I'm going to invite you to dinner? We...... Talk? Luckily? ”。

Wang Mou behaved very flatteringly, well, he did have some dog-legged demeanor.

Diao Xiuxiu smiled even more proudly, tilted her head slightly, as if thinking about it, and said reluctantly: "Okay! No problem! Let's go eat...... A duckling that has been roasted! ”。

Sister's! Roast duck is roast duck? What do you say about a duckling that has been roasted? A violent woman who picks her feet, what kind of cute girl is she pretending to be?

Wang Yu secretly complained in his heart, but on the surface, he looked very happy and flattered, and stretched out his hand to make a gesture of please.

Eat roast duck. And it has to be nearby. Of course, I went to the "Old Yanjing Roast Duck Restaurant" opposite the "Friendship Hotel".

As soon as I entered the door, I was still the very beautiful, greeter like a girl next door, and I saw Wang Yu's familiar face. Say hello. "Hello? Welcome...... What would you like to eat? ”。

Wang Yu sighed. "Is there a private room?" ”。

"That's it...... Two people? The waiter who greeted the guests was a little surprised.

Most hotels do not welcome the behavior of two people asking for a private room, and even charge a private room fee. Only when consumption reaches a certain level will it be exempted, which Wang Yu understands.

Wang Yu nodded and said, "Don't worry, someone claims to be trying all the dishes on your menu!" ”。

Diao Xiuxiu didn't speak, just watched Wang Yu chatting with this beautiful welcomer, annoyed in her heart, and snorted: "Dogs can't change eating!" ”;

This sentence was said quite quietly, leaving Wang a thin face.

Immediately, the girl raised her voice and said, "Order all the dishes on the menu...... It's a bit of a waste, just take your signature dishes here, such as boiled hot pot, stewed fish, roast duck, etc., all of them! ”。

It's really a cub who sells Ye Tian's heartache!

These signature dishes add up, and that costs 1,800 yuan!

Looking at Diao Xiuxiu's figure, which had already taken the lead, Wang Yu had no choice but to say: "Do as she says, um...... Give her some more spinach and peanuts! Trouble! ”。

At this time, the roast duck restaurant was already overcrowded, and it was their luck that a private room had just been vacated, and the waiter was still cleaning it up!

Diao Xiuxiu took out a box of ladies cigarettes from her pocket, sat on the chair on the side with a big prick, and said, "Girl! Wait a while to give us two bottles of liquor, you want the most expensive one in your store! Two more cases of beer, the best craft beer! ”。

After speaking, in the surprised gaze of the waiter, Diao Xiuxiu sneered: "Anyway, someone pays, what's polite?" You say yes! ”。

The waiter was speechless, he didn't dare to reply, but secretly thought in his heart: What a big enemy this is! You order food like this, does your mother know?

The dishes are still cooking, but the wine is served first.

Diao Xiuxiu fully showed her demeanor as a "female man", and bit open the caps of a box of beer bottles with her teeth domineeringly.

Wang Yu looked straight at it, why did you break up in the first place? Although this girl is really beautiful?

Isn't it because living with her, as a man, it will be very devastating? In the long run, where is the majesty of men!

Diao Xiuxiu read some of the information in Wang Yu's eyes, snorted coldly, and took five bottles of beer and put them in front of Wang Yu.

Laughing, Diao Xiuxiu was laughing, smiling very happily, and also asked, "Can you drink?" ”。

Wang Yu took a long breath, unbuttoned the two buttons of his shirt, and said firmly: "Yes!" ”。

Diao Xiuxiu picked up a bottle of beer and said, "Do it first for respect!" ”。

And then what?

And then it really did! Everyone else is done, what can you wait for? Drink it!

In this way, the dishes have not yet been served, and the two cases of beer have already been eaten.

Wang, who drank it, went to the toilet three times, which was called an uncomfortable one.

Diao Xiuxiu has a lot of hobbies that are not hobbies that women can love...... Well, probably in the hearts of men, these hobbies of hers are quite strange.

For example: smoking, drinking, fighting!

These three things are Diao Xiuxiu's favorite things to do! Thrilled or not?

Two cases of beer are gone, and the next thing is to drink white.

Diao Xiuxiu seemed to pour a glass for Wang Yu, and she was also full, and when she saw her favorite spinach and peanuts on the table, her hands trembled, and she spilled some wine.

Covering up the past without leaving a trace, Diao Xiuxiu asked while eating the dishes, "You invite me to dinner." Why don't you speak? Feeling like you have nothing to say? ”。

Wang Yu sighed and said, "There is indeed something to say!" But I have to say, the past is gone, why do you have to look for the back account now? ”。

Diao Xiuxiu took a sip of liquor, smacked her lips and said, "It's not that I'm looking for your back account, but I haven't looked for you before, and now it's time to pull the list!" ”。

Wang Yu's head was full of black lines, and for a long time, he slowly pulled up his shirt, and there was a scar on the rib fan on the right side.

Diao Xiuxiu narrowed her eyes.

Wang Yu didn't speak. But Diao Xiuxiu herself understands. She understood where Wang Yu's scar came from, because she was the one who started it.

Wang Yu put down his clothes and said slowly: "I broke up with you at the time, you feel ashamed." Have you ever thought about that. You give me this kick. How do I feel? ”。

Diao Xiuxiu was silent for a long time and said, "Do you know what double revenge is?" ”。

Wang's face twitched and said, "Hmm! And then what? Ready to give me a kick? It's two clear? ”。

"It's that simple!".

Diao Xiuxiu ate the dishes slowly. said vaguely: "Your injury is mainly my spirit, and I will also fight back against you mentally!" That's fair! Isn't it? ”。

It's your sister!

Wang Yu understands, what he is saying now is tantamount to a chicken talking to a duck, and he can't understand it at all!

Touching his nose, Wang Yu stopped talking, picked up the wine glass, and said, "Then don't talk about it!" Drink bars! Today...... It's the last drink you and I ever drank! That's it! ”。

Looking at Wang Yu, who was drinking silently, Diao Xiuxiu couldn't tell the ...... in her heart Lose? Grievance? Guilty? Kick oneself?

None of them!

On the contrary, Diao Xiuxiu actually smelled a hint of conspiracy!

It's a weird idea, but - it's really not an arrow!

Two cases of beer, plus two bottles of high-purity liquor, even if you can drink it again, I'm afraid it's too big at this time, right?

Speaking of which, how did Wang Yu practice this amount of wine? It was practiced after becoming boyfriend and girlfriend with Diao Xiuxiu.

When these two are together, there is a small quarrel for three days and a big quarrel for five days, so how to solve the problem?

Here's the key!

Drink! That's how they do it!

Drinking alone solves everything? Of course not! After drinking, you have to "get some sleep"!

That is, - hehehe! Bang that bang!

After settling the account, Wang Yu walked out with Diao Xiuxiu shoulder to shoulder, staggering.

Diao Xiuxiu muttered and scolded Wang Yu for not being a thing, and Wang Yu also hiccuped again and again, and counterattacked Diao Xiuxiu from time to time for being a second goods.

The two people who drank too much, under this neon night scene, no matter what others thought, were noisy and scolding, all the way to the "Friendship Hotel" and Wang Yu's room!

There is a way...... Habit, out of nature!

Diao Xiuxiu has such shortcomings, and she often quarrels with Wang Yu, but the time spent together between the two is longer than that of those female friends before Wang Yu!

Then, the problems they develop after quarreling and drinking are naturally ...... Habit has become natural!

After entering the room, Diao Xiuxiu began to rudely take off her clothes, slammed them to the ground, pointed at Wang Yu, and shouted, "Aren't you cheating!" Come here! Fight with the old lady for 300 rounds! ”。

I'll go? Can you still get used to this problem?

Wang suddenly rushed to the crown angrily and rushed over angrily!

I only heard the continuous foul language in the room, in the sound of "pop bang ......", there were two people insulting each other, and Simmons made an overwhelmed Shen Yin sound from the big bed!

"Three or four years no see! Buddy ...... It's a lot bigger! Well~~~ It's a little softer! ”。

"You're not bad, either! It's a lot tighter! Hmph......".

"You're a soft-footed shrimp! Do you understand force? Woo ......".

"I don't know if I'm meowing a soft-footed shrimp? Force~~~ Feelings are not on the top...... Do you try? Tired or not? ”。

When the first rays of sunlight in the morning shone into the room, Diao Xiuxiu raised her tired eyelids and was forced to close her eyes by the dazzling sunlight.

turned over, but Diao Xiuxiu felt that her body was slimy, and her mouth was a little dry, and she was uncomfortable to death...... Hand?

Whose hands?

Diao Xiuxiu sat up suddenly, and saw Wang Yu sleeping like a dead pig behind her.

The point is not who sleeps next to him, the point is that he is not wearing clothes, and he is not wearing clothes!

Looking down at him, not only were there some "milk juices" that hadn't dried up yet, but there were also a lot of yellow "maps" on the sheets under him...... I guess it's urine!

As for who, it's not clear!

Diao Xiuxiu rubbed her head a little painfully, and tried to recall what happened last night...... It seems that these are all things that happen because of habit! How many more can't I remember?

"Ah——!h

After sitting in a daze for a long time, Diao Xiuxiu screamed and kicked Wang Yu hard!

Why? Because Diao Xiuxiu licked her dry lips just now, she tasted the taste of "milk juice" overnight......

Wang Yu was almost kicked under the bed by this fierce kick, and after waking up suddenly, the thing hurriedly pulled the towel and quilt and shrank to the foot of the bed!

Yes! You read that right! This thing turned out to be ashamed and angry, like crying!

Look at the grievances on his face, and that stubborn finger! It was as if Diao Xiuxiu had done something terrible to him!

In this situation, even Diao Xiuxiu herself was stunned! Seemingly...... I'm a woman, right? What the hell is going on?

Wang Yu wasn't doing anything, he just successfully fought back against Diao Xiuxiu again! And all he has to do now is to avoid being beaten by fat!

(To be continued......)

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