Chapter 117: Grow another while you're young
While walking and talking, the two of them had already come to the stone platform not far from the entrance of the village.
The stone platform is not big, only half the size of a basketball court, the ground above is quite balanced, and there is a small table at one end of the valley, which looks similar to the kind used by Taoist priests in the movie, but there is no peach wood sword, cinnabar, yellow paper and the like on it, there is only an incense burner, and there are three incense sticks on it that are about to burn out. Due to the high location, the wind here is also very strong, and the incense ash begins to drift away with the wind when the wind passes.
Yan Murong was very strange - this village was surrounded by mountains, but why was there such a valley at the entrance of the village.
Walked to the edge of the stone platform and looked, the valley is very deep - jumping from here, there is only one idea, even if Spider-Man - of course, Spider-Man will definitely not fall to death, people shake their wrists and spider silk will fly out, but if such a living big girl jumps down, then even if she goes down to find someone, her body is estimated to have fallen into a puzzle.
However, there were accidents, but after the accident, the person still fell to his death.
Yan Murong heard the old man say that there was a medicine farmer who accidentally fell from the mountain, and when he was about to land, he landed on a very large hundred-year-old banyan tree, fortunately, the banyan tree grew for a hundred years, and the branches were very capricious, so the medicine farmer just landed on the branch of the banyan tree, and then was bounced up by inertia - the tragedy is that after being bounced up, he was not lucky to meet the second tree, and directly fell on a huge stone with his head down.
Yan Murong didn't think that there would still be a living person from jumping from here-didn't he say that he would be sent to the mountain god as a daughter-in-law, could he only be a daughter-in-law for a ghost or a god if he died?
"Uncle, what's your name?" Yan Murong retracted his body and looked at the middle-aged man and asked.
"My name is Dog." When asked about his name, the man smiled shyly, baring the two rows of big yellow teeth and smiling silly. "Cai Goudan-don't laugh at it, it's easy to feed by a cheap name, hehe."
"Yes, yes, the name is interesting." Yan Murong said with a smile, if it weren't for the strong mountain wind, Yan Murong would probably be able to ask about the disgusting smell emanating from his two rows of big yellow teeth - I don't know if his wife has been in a state of fainting when he was making out with her wife.
"What are you asking for?" Dogan finished laughing, and suddenly asked suspiciously.
"It's nothing, just ask." Yan Murong said with a smile. "Uncle Dog, have you married a daughter-in-law?"
"Hey, I'm talking about you doll." The dog grinned again, and the wrinkles on his big black face were about to crumple into a chrysanthemum, looking at Yan Murong and saying. "I'm in my forties, how can I not marry a daughter-in-law, tell you, I'll marry a daughter-in-law since I was eighteen, and there are three dolls."
"Oh, do you have a daughter?" Yan Murong asked.
"Yes, how not." Speaking of this, the dog's face became ugly, and his face was originally dark, but now he said with a look of resentment as if he had just rolled out of the coal mine. "It's all to blame for my mother-in-law's lack of anger, she married her when she saw that her ass was big enough, but she gave birth to three daughters."
"It's just, it's too uncompetitive." Yan Murong said according to the dog's words. "This three daughters in a row, don't you want to let Uncle Dog kill you?"
"Isn't it?" Dogan said hatefully. As soon as he talked about this, he was angry, he shouldn't have listened to his father in the first place, what ass can give birth to a boy, the result is good, the ass is big enough, but it is three daughters who can be born.
Yan Murong knows, especially in this kind of deep mountains, the idea of patriarchy is even more serious, because they can't give birth to sons, as a result, those who want to have sons are desperately trying to create people - Yan Murong has been to a village, a woman is in her fifties, and she still works with a big belly, and there are ** children in the family, the oldest is almost thirty, and the youngest - the youngest is still in the belly.
While Yan Murong admired the two of them's dedication to giving birth to a son, they also admired the man, who was still so fierce in his fifties.
"Hey." Yan Murong sighed and said. "What do you say this is called, our men work hard and tired to support their families, isn't it just to have a son who can pass on the family to themselves, and it is said that marrying a daughter-in-law and having children is not also to pass on the lineage, but I have given birth to so many daughters, and I have offspring, but what will I do in the future?"
"Who's to say it isn't." The dog slapped his thigh and said angrily. "It's all to blame for my mother-in-law's saline-alkali land, I was tired and tired of planting it, and I grew three raw melons and eggs."
Yan Murong's heart was about to collapse with laughter when he heard this, but he still made a sympathetic expression on his face, and said with the same hatred. "That's it, it's useless to have a daughter, what's the use of you even if you have three daughters - as the old saying goes, it's your own to give birth to a son, and to give birth to a girl is for someone else's family, and when the girl is older, you have to run to someone else's house, who serves us, who provides for us."
"It's a mile." Dogan echoed. "By the way, little doll, I heard that there is some technology in the city now, and you can choose between boys and girls? How much does this cost? β
The muscles on Yan Murong's face twitched violently, and he almost laughed.
What kind of technology? dnaοΌ Damn, where did you hear about this guy? Boys and girls are still born to choose by themselves, and it's not to buy lottery tickets, but to choose a few numbers.
Besides, even if you buy a lottery ticket, you have to choose the right number to win.
Yan Murong also knows that this topic has been discussed by some people, and some people have even posted many secrets of giving birth to a boy on the Internet, such as what to exercise more, what vegetables and fruits to eat, and what matters need to be paid attention to-even where to place and what position to use when creating a human being is very detailed, and what is even more outrageous, even the time must be accurate to the second.
When Yan Murong heard these news, he wondered - what if he encountered premature ejaculation?
"That's how you want a son?" Yan Murong asked with a smile.
"Who doesn't want it." Dog Dan said with a depressed face.
"I have a solution."
"Huh? Do you have a way? The dog was stunned for a moment, and then bared his teeth and laughed. Doll, say it quickly, how can I have a son? β
"Worship the god of the mountain." Yan Murong said with a serious face.
"Sacrifice to the god of the mountain?" Goudan was stunned and asked. "What sacrifice?"
"What I'm saying is of course to take your maiden sacrifice, what about your three daughters, throw down one that is not in the way, and then take advantage of your youth to have another one."