Chapter 18: You Have a Nervous Disorder

"Young man, don't be impulsive, that guy can't understand Chinese!" The old man with the cigarette pouch slammed the copper pot on the counter, but Bai Meng had already rushed out.

The old man shook his head and sighed: "But now children can say a few words about foreign devils, and it's okay, hehe." ”

"Hello, uncle! Hello, uncle! Bai Meng shouted as he ran, exposing his non-crappy English.

But this place was crowded with people, and the sound of shouting and bargaining sounded everywhere, and the middle-aged man was holding a little girl, and he didn't notice that someone was calling them behind him.

Bai Meng squeezed hard in the sea of people, and the medicines he just bought were all large and small paper packets, tied with a rope and carried in his hand. At this time, he was afraid of being squeezed, so he had to hug him in front of him, shouting "Uncle Hello" in his mouth, while saying let let, and finally squeezed in front of this foreigner against the current.

In Bai Meng's eyes, foreigners are black and white, and they all look almost indistinguishable at all, and he doesn't know which country this is, panting and opening his arms, stopping him, and at the same time nodding and shouting with a smile: "Si Daopo!" Stupor! Tell me something! ”

The middle-aged man with high eyebrows and deep eyes was surprised, and he didn't understand what he was talking about, but he saw that this young man didn't look like a bad person in his eyes, and he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and he didn't know what to do with him, so he stood up and muttered something in an unknown country.

Seeing that he had successfully stopped him, Bai Meng even said that he talked in Chinese English, not to mention that this foreigner didn't understand, and even he didn't know what he was talking about, the two looked at each other speechlessly, and stood frozen in the street.

The little girl looked left and right and laughed.

There are many people in this market, and the road is not wide, they go to this station, not only the pedestrians on the road are not able to walk, but the merchants next to it also have opinions, and they said again and again: "Young man, you change places to talk about things, blocking our family from doing business!" ”

Bai Meng realized that his actions were inappropriate, and when he saw that there was a teahouse next to him, he hurriedly pointed and shouted: "We, we, go over there, um, um, go, there, drink ......"

He really couldn't remember the word tea, scratched his ears and cheeks for a long time, kept gesturing a toast and raised his head to drink tea, and at the same time his mouth made a slug sound, his funny appearance made the little girl giggle.

However, they also understood that Bai Meng wanted them to go upstairs to drink tea and speak slowly, and they were not in a hurry to travel anyway, so they nodded and agreed.

Bai Meng breathed a sigh of relief and took them upstairs, but it was also strange that such an old and a young foreigner who could not speak Chinese came to China, and there was no translator to follow!

He was embarrassed to think that all Chinese can communicate with them without barriers with English proficiency, only he is dragging his feet?

When I arrived at the teahouse, I asked Dr. Tea to serve the pot of Biluochun, and Bai Meng drank three cups in a row as if he was drinking, and he didn't have the demeanor of tasting tea at all, and he shook his head at Dr. Tea.

The little girl followed his example, and also raised a glass of cow to drink hot tea, but she showed a bitter color, spit out her hot little red tongue, and grimaced at Bai Meng.

Bai Meng drank a few sips of tea to quench his thirst, and then he had to look at the two of them. He found that this person had deep eyes and a high nose, a kind of melancholy between his eyebrows, very tasteful, a handmade casual suit, handsome and golden, and would be very attractive to women in the bar.

The little girl who was as cute as a doll looked like she was six or seven years old, carrying a small backpack, with an innocent face, and seemed to be interested in the paper medicine bag with strings of rope in Bai Meng's hand, and wanted to grab it, but her hand was not long enough.

Bai Meng's English is very poor, this family's English is not very good, the more he speaks, the more difficult it is, Bai Meng is easy to pull things to Jiutongguo, the middle-aged man patted his head, took out a small red box from the small schoolbag carried by the little girl, opened it to reveal an apple-sized brown fruit, as if nine children surrounded the green branch in the middle, looking at the color of that child, it is ten years of Jiutongguo!

I've seen this thing! Bai Meng was excited in his heart, but before Bai Meng could speak, the middle-aged man's mobile phone rang. He gestured slightly to Bai Meng, answered the phone with a happy face, went out for a spin, and picked up a Chinese schoolgirl wearing a wide-brimmed straw hat.

Could it be the little girl's mother? Bai Meng guessed, but looking at the little girl's appearance, she didn't look like a mixed-race child.

From this, she gave a definition to the schoolgirl: "a vicious woman who wants to be the stepmother of her little daughter".

The middle-aged man and the female student communicated in a gurgling language, obviously not English, and from time to time pointed at Bai Meng, Bai Meng couldn't help but be overjoyed, it would be easy to do it with an interpreter.

But when the female student took off her straw hat, Bai Meng recognized her appearance, rubbed her eyes in disbelief, and had the intention of smearing oil on the soles of her feet and slipping away.

But at this time, the middle-aged man had already led the girl to the table, and the female student saw Bai Meng's appearance clearly, and her face sank: "It's you?" What about Li Ling? ”

"Hello Mr. Jiang, Li Ling didn't follow!" Bai Mengli said hello with a solemn expression, but he secretly sighed in his stomach that this world was so small, and he finally waited for a translator, but it was her.

This female student is not a student, it is the female teacher Jiang Di that Bai Meng met when he went to Ducheng No. 1 Middle School to find Li Ling. She was wearing a light-colored dress and a straw hat today, just like the college students who came out to play, and she was very different from the dignified appearance that day, so Bai Meng didn't recognize her.

There is still a student's innocence between her eyebrows, the kind of foxy face is full of water, and she does not wear wide-rimmed glasses that are restrained and demonic, and there is an urge to press her on the bed.

When Jiang Di saw Bai Meng, he remembered his lies and disrespect that day, and snorted: "What's your name?" This...... Ready to do it to a foreign girl? ”

glanced at the little girl worriedly, and cast a disdainful look at Bai Meng.

Bai Meng couldn't help but smile bitterly: "My name is Bai Meng." I'm looking for these two! ”

At the moment, without waiting for Jiang Di to refute, he immediately ran through most of the market to find a copy of the Jiutong fruit that he needed for ten years, and found it with someone, but it was bought by a middle-aged man, so he came up with this strategy to buy it.

After Jiang Di listened, he looked at Bai Meng hesitantly: "I know the Nine Boy Fruit, I bought it with them, what's the use of you taking it?" ”

"I'm going to dispense medicine, and I need it." Bai Meng Dao.

"Don't bluff me, do you have a way?" Jiang Di asked.

Bai Meng rummaged through his pocket, took out a crumpled piece of paper, smoothed it out, and handed it to Jiang Di.

When Jiang Di saw the paper, he almost laughed, and he didn't know which homework book he tore it from.

He glanced at it twice and slapped it on the table: "This is a prescription?" Which doctor do you see writing like that? You wrote it yourself. ”

Everyone looked at the so-called prescription on the table. Because it is placed in the trouser pocket at will, many places have been ground without color, and the paper is written with a pen and a mess of medicinal materials and portions, the words are very naΓ―ve and ugly, and there are traces of alteration and correction, and two lines of Jay Chou's lyrics are written at random at the bottom, saying that no one believes the prescription, and it is almost the same as the draft of the homework written by middle school students.

Seeing everyone's eyes, Bai Meng scratched his head a little embarrassed, and said, "I wrote it, I wrote the prescription and grabbed the medicine myself." ”

Jiang Di picked up the piece of paper with his two fingers in disgust, threw it back to Bai Meng, and sneered: "I asked the old man who sold the medicine, the medicinal value of the medicine has been lost, no one knows how to use it at all, we bought it for little Annie as a toy - so you little liar, don't come out to coax Mr. Hill, you can still prescribe medicine at a young age?" Joke! ”

"I ...... Why can't I prescribe medicine! Bai Meng stood up with a red face, holding his prescription and protesting, "You don't know the effect of Jiutong Fruit, it doesn't mean I don't know, you ...... Don't look at people with prejudice and delay me to save people! ”

Mr. Hill waited for a long time, but only saw Jiang Di talking to Bai Meng and did not translate for him. Seeing Bai Meng stand up angrily, he showed a puzzled look, and hurriedly asked Jiang Di what happened.

Jiang Di said to Mr. Hill, although Bai Meng couldn't understand her language, he could see that Mr. Hill's gaze was gradually turning cold, and little Anne quickly swept his eyes and leaned a few inches towards his father.

The child's eyes don't know how to hide it, Bai Meng immediately understood that Jiang Di was using language to tell Mr. Hill bad things about himself!

He looked at Jiang Di with burning eyes, for the first time in his life, he hated that he didn't learn English well, at least he could speak English, maybe he bought Jiutongguo between Jiang Di's arrival.

Mr. Hill picked up the little girl, shook his head apologetically at Shiro, and was about to leave.

Jiang Di smiled proudly at Bai Meng, his foxy face raised, and he glanced at Bai Meng, meaning that your little tricks can't fool me at all.

Bai Meng held the recipe in his hand, knowing that this Nine Children's Fruit was a necessary medicinal material, and the year was less, I was afraid that it would not have enough effect on the body of the Qin Jurisdiction.

This is a matter of human life, and Mr. Hill cannot be let go! He hurriedly stopped Mr. Hill, but his tongue was knotted for a long time, and he couldn't burst out a word.

Mr. Hill's always elegant face was also a little unhappy, and he asked Jiang Di what he said.

"Get out of the way, Mr. Hill is going to sue you for harassment." Jiang Di grinned, with a look of pride that saw through the deception.

Bai Meng was so angry that he raised his fist at her, and finally put it down again, controlling his emotions and said: "Teacher Jiang, I just need you to convey what I just meant to Mr. Hill to Mr. Hill truthfully, I believe that Mr. Hill will judge whether I am a liar or not!" ”

"The little girl doesn't have the time to play with you." Jiang Di said, "If you don't go to school well, you will suffer a loss today, right?" Get out of the way, pretend to be a low-tech person in the future, don't pretend to be a doctor to deceive people! ”

said that he went to push Bai Meng, but Bai Meng held her arm tightly, gritted his teeth and said: "You said that I pretended to be a doctor to deceive people, but you came up with evidence?" ”

Jiang Di pushed him not to move, and he was also angry: "You said that you didn't pretend to be a doctor to deceive people, but you came up with evidence!" ”

Bai Meng's eyes lit up, and he suddenly snapped Jiang Di's wrist with his fingers.

"What do you do?" Jiang Di shouted, only to feel that his wrist was locked by an iron hoop, and he couldn't even break it after a few strokes.

Bai Meng closed his eyes and listened to the pulse for a while, opened his eyes and looked directly at Jiang Di, and said: "Teacher Jiang, you have a neuropathy, I advise you to treat it early!" ”