When it comes to crossing the street, I remember our kindergarten aunt teaching us a mantra: one look, two slow, three pass – I think this is the most useful thing I have ever learned from my teacher since I was a child.

Recklessly jumping into the middle of the road and frolicking like Brother Killer was to be severely criticized and a little red flower was plucked out of us back then.

The killer brother here is a servant street, and the little old man over there no longer has any intention of fighting, so he danced two swords and flew into the house to escape. Su Jing didn't chase after him for fear of falling into the plan to divert the tiger from the mountain, so he walked quickly to my side and looked around vigilantly.

At this time, the uncle who hit the person squeezed the gate and looked forward in a panic, and almost all passers-by stopped to watch - don't forget, all this happened in the busy city, which will start to be whispered by someone hiding far away: "What happened just now?" "I don't know, there is a man who came out of the ground and cut and killed." "Do you see, that little old man can fly?" ……

I was stunned for a moment, waved my hand and shouted, "Card - the camera crew is done, everyone is doing a good job." ”

Only then did people suddenly realize: "It turned out that I was filming." ”

What else do you think I can do? In broad daylight, it's a knife and a sword, if I don't say so, can I explain it clearly?

At this time, the uncle who rode the three jumpers got off the car, walked in front of the killer brother, and asked a little disrespectfully: "Are you okay?" ”

Brother Killer struggled to sit up, holding his waist with his hands and ignoring anyone, just glaring at me viciously, I hurriedly walked over and said to the uncle: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just an accident, we're filming." ”

When the uncle heard this, he was immediately relieved, and then said: "You're all right, right-I have something!" ”

“…… What happened to you? ”

The uncle pointed at the three jumpers: "I gave someone a piece of glass, and now it's all broken." "When I looked, there was a big piece of glass in the tricycle, which was not broken after such a collision, and there was a crack in the middle. The uncle jumped up to the killer brother with an arrow, grabbed his sleeve and said, "You have to compensate me for the glass!" Brother Killer was shaken and grinned, still staring at me without saying a word, and there was gradually a cry in the uncle's voice: "Housheng, you can't bully my old man, if you don't compensate me for the glass, I will do it for nothing in a few days......"

I really can't bear it on the side, these two people are actually quite miserable, I took out 200 yuan and stuffed it in the uncle's hand: "Do you think this is enough?" ”

The uncle looked down and said, "More ......"

"If you have more, you will pretend and reward you - the next time you see such a crossing of the road, you will hit the dog!" Speaking of which, Uncle is half of my life-saver.

The uncle didn't hesitate and said, "Why don't you take that piece of glass and cut it open to make a fish tank?" ”

"Well, no, you can go build the chessboard."

The uncle was grateful: "Today I met a good person, what is the name of your TV series, I will increase the ratings for you in the future." ”

"Assassin 2."

"Oh, it's still a sequel, why haven't you heard of 1?"

"Let's shoot 2 directly."

The uncle wiped his tears and stepped on the three jumpers and left......

I looked at the killer brother on the ground, this brother is about thirty years old, has a very standard killer hairstyle: a strand of hair covers his eyes, and the rest is tied behind him, he saw me approaching, and suddenly picked up the long sword on the ground and slashed at my lower body, shouting: "I killed you!" ”

Su Jing pressed her hand, and the long sword was already in her hand.

The people around him began to talk again: "Why are you still killing?" Some said clearly: "It's too deep in the play, good actor!" ”

I hid behind Su Jing and said, "What do you want?" ”

Brother Killer said sadly: "Since it has fallen into your hands, if you want to kill it, you will be killed!" ”

Su Jing said: "If you have backbone, then I'll let you die with dignity." ”

Brother Killer closed his eyes when he heard this, stretched his neck, Su Jing raised a palm and slapped it on the top of his head, I grabbed her, and said in a daze: "What are you doing?" ”

Su Jing said: "Kill him." ”

I broke down and said, "You're not sick, are you?" ”

Su Jing said earnestly: "Although he wants to kill you, since he fails, we will give him a good time, and I do not advocate torture." ”

I said weakly: "Grandma, so many people are watching, how will we mix after you kill him?" ”

Brother Killer said coldly: "Give me the sword and I'll cut it myself!" ”

Su Jing thought for a while and said, "Okay-" As he spoke, he handed over the long sword in his hand, I snatched it up, jumped to his feet and said, "No!" ”

Brother Killer glared at me angrily and said, "You can't be humiliated, don't do too much!" Saying that, he bowed his hand to Su Jingyi, "Although you and I are mortal enemies, I am grateful to Dade Duan!" ”

Su Jing nodded slightly: "It's easy to say." ”

I'm speechless, what kind of world is this, he who wants to kill him is grateful for saving him, and he hates him to the bone......

Su Jing asked me in a low voice, "What do you want to do with him?" ”

I said to the killer brother, "Well, I won't kill you, where did you come from?" ”

Brother Killer said: "Really? ”

"Seriously, you hurry up, I won't see you for a moment!"

Brother Killer thought for a moment, and suddenly sneered: "You want to follow me and then find our stronghold to catch them all, right?" ”

Su Jing said disdainfully: "Who do you think of our two sword gods, besides, I'm afraid you don't have any fixed strongholds, will Lu Renjia go back after this battle?" ”

Brother Killer probably also felt that it made sense, and snorted and began to exert himself, but he didn't get up after sweating profusely, and finally Suo collapsed on the ground and said: "I'm already a wasted person, so I still give me the sword so that I can break it myself." ”

…… I'm starting to go crazy again, it's not okay to let him die, and it's not a good idea to let him stay here - so many people are watching, they all think that he is with me, throw him here in case there are three long and two short, the title of black-hearted director who abuses the actor will definitely not be able to run, and then let people stab Youku, I have to be hated than the cat girl! The most important thing is that I don't care about him, I still can't get out of this kid's death here, and I still can't get rid of it in the end, compared to bringing a killer who can't kill me and being investigated by the police, weighing the pros and cons, I decided to take him first.

I kicked his scabbard in front of him and said angrily, "On the crutches, follow me!" ”

Brother Killer raised his head and said, "Where are you taking me?" ”

I said, "Don't you have a kind?" Don't ask. ”

A trace of tragedy flashed in the killer brother's eyes: "I, Duan, am not afraid!" He picked up the scabbard, staggered to his feet, and followed me like a blind man.

"Wait for me here!" I placed the blind man in a vacant lot, drove the car over, Su Jing opened the door for him, and sat in the back with him by the way. I was just about to leave, when the guy from the teahouse suddenly ran out and leaned on my car window and said with a smile: "Director, go slowly." ”

I asked him, "What's the matter?" ”

The guy pointed to a big pit in front of the teahouse and said, "Did you fill in the pit for us before leaving, I know that you are busy filming, but we really can't do business with such a big pit." ”

"What pit?"

The guy even said with a gesture: "Just that little old man just now, he popped out of there with a whoosh......"

"Uh-oh." Only then did I understand, and then I looked in the rearview mirror and said angrily: "If you dig a hole and don't fill it, you really don't have a sense of public morality!" I took out my wallet and gave the guy a few hundred dollars and said, "Buy a bag of cement and fill it yourself, I'm causing you trouble." ”

The guy took the money and said with a smile: "It's not troublesome, everyone is responsible for contributing to domestic film and television-by the way, why didn't I see Hanging Weiya when you were flying around just now?" ”

"New technology, new technology ......"

Leaving this sad place, I was speechless for a while, and in just half a day, I encountered a situation that others may not encounter in several lifetimes, and the most absurd thing is that there is a person who wants to kill me sitting in my car.

Su Jing was very safe, as if she didn't pay attention to this small scene at all, naturally, she wouldn't help me think about how to place this killer brother next. She leaned back in her seat thoughtfully, and finally said with some puzzlement: "I didn't expect that the dignified Sword Saint actually did the assassination. ”

I hurriedly asked, "Who are you talking about?" ”

Su Jing said: "Lu Renjia, that old man who came out of the ground, as far as I know, he is one of the few masters on the Heggis Continent who has advanced to the Sword Saint before he is 60 years old, and the most talented and talented grandmaster of the Retreat Sect so far, I didn't expect to show up as an assassin." ”

I was worried, "How did they get here?" ”

Su Jing looked at the killer brother, and saw that he didn't mean to speak, and he was not reluctant, and said: "This is not strange, since I can come, they can also come - the worst thing now is that they probably already know about your situation, so they are eager to kill you before you can regain your strength." ”

I lit a cigarette with one hand, took a trembling puff, and said, "I don't know what I did in my last life, and I provoked you masters!" "After saying that, I remembered that I didn't do anything evil in my previous life, but I shouldn't be a sword god.

Su Jing looked at the killer brother again and said, "Aren't you going to tell me anything?" ”

Brother Killer snorted and turned his head away.

I casually asked, "What grade is this?" ”

Su Jing said: "If I'm not mistaken, it's the middle stage of the sword master. She turned to the killer brother and said, "It shouldn't be easy to reach this level at your age, right?" ”

Although the killer brother has been silent, he seems to be quite proud of Su Jing's affirmation, it seems that although Su Jing is his enemy, he is very useful for saying such a sentence as a sword god.

Su Jing said: "Being able to reach the level of a sword master before the age of 40 is rare in both continents, if you are not a first-class master, you will not be sent to assassinate you." ”

I blew a puff of cigarette out the window: "This is also a master?" "It's also a first-class master, and as soon as he appeared, he was crippled by three jumpers, and the guys in the teahouse have more lines than him......

Brother Killer finally couldn't help but say angrily: "It's easy for me to kill you!" ”

Su Jing said: "He thought that he was dealing with the Sword God, and he focused all his energy on you, otherwise he would not have made such a mistake easily." ”

I was stunned and said, "Who are you?" ”

Su Jing said: "I'm just saying a fair word. ”

I held the steering wheel for a moment, and suddenly said, "No! ”

Su Jing said: "What's wrong?" ”

I scratched my head and said, "Isn't it forbidden to run three jumpers within the third ring?" ”

Su Jing said inexplicably: "What do you mean?" ”

I threw the cigarette butt out the window, gritted my teeth, and said, "I mean you master should be hit by a BMW at 70 yards, then dragged out of 200 meters, and finally crushed to death, this would have been a complete set, let the three jumpers mess with me!" ”

Although the killer brother didn't understand it, he still subconsciously shrank his neck and muttered, "It's really a cruel world......"

"Shut up! Then I will send you to the detention center, let you drink water and then hide and seek, and finally you will wait to open the handcuffs with your shoelaces and hang yourself with money! ”

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Some readers helped me summarize, there can be no killers in Xiaohua's books: Qin Wuyang let his shoes smoke to death in "Chaos", Lin Ziwen in "Monster" can't do the task in his life, and the killer brother in "Mix and Match" made the three jumpers say goodbye to the bicycle as soon as he appeared......