Chapter 90: Crazy Brainless Female Fan
The next day, in the SOHO office area outside Jianwai, two beautiful white-collar young women were talking about Superman.
"Superman must be very handsome." The long-haired beauty said, looking obsessed.
"How so?" Said the short-haired beauty.
"He's not human......"
"Ahh
"He's not an ordinary man, he's a superman, he's an alien! Just like the superman of the United States, Clark Kent, very handsome. The long-haired beauty said.
"That's the movie, it glorifies Superman, and the aliens in other movies are ugly, they look like animals, oh, no, a lot of them are more like monsters, and our Superman is hopefully not a monster, but why is he wearing a red blindfold?" The short-haired beauty said, her expression changing.
"Oh my God! So is he a human being? The long-haired beauty exclaimed, "He must be humanoid, otherwise how can he be called Superman, but where did he come from?" ”
"Alien planets, how can earthlings fly." Said the short-haired beauty.
"Could it be a hybrid of aliens and earthlings, if you are mixed, you must be more handsome."
"It's a pity that the images on the Internet and TV are not clear enough to see Superman's true face, how can I see Superman?" The short-haired beauty said quietly.
"I've thought of a way, and maybe it will work." Said the long-haired beauty.
"What's the solution?"
"Superman is the one who saves from disaster, and if someone is in danger, Superman will definitely appear."
The short-haired beauty looked at the long-haired beauty, expecting her to continue.
"We can climb to the top of the building and pretend to commit suicide by jumping off the building, and Superman will definitely come to our rescue." The long-haired beauty continued.
"How would Superman know?" Said the short-haired beauty.
"We shouted before we jumped, and Superman would have heard it."
"Okay, let's try."
Two madmen ran into the building and climbed to the roof.
"It's too high, I'm afraid of heights, I'm afraid." The short-haired beauty walked to the edge of the roof more than 100 meters high and retreated.
"I'll come." The long-haired beauty was bold, walked to the edge of the roof, stood directly on the parapet, opened her arms, and shouted:
"Superman, come and save me!"
"Superman, I'm going to jump off the building!"
……
shouted several times, but there was not a shadow of Superman in the sky.
"Why hasn't Superman come yet?" The short-haired beauty looked at the sky and said.
"Maybe I do jump and Superman will catch me at the last second."
The long-haired beauty looked at the ground, and at this time some people had gathered on the ground, everyone looked up at the roof, and someone was calling the police.
"Forget it, no kidding, come down."
The long-haired beauty took one last look at the sky, turned around and was about to return, when a strong wind blew, and the long-haired beauty swayed, stood unsteadily, and fell downstairs like a kite with a broken string.
"Ah...... Help ......"
The short-haired beauty threw herself on the edge of the roof, and when she looked down, the long-haired beauty had not yet fallen to the ground.
"Ahh The short-haired beauty exclaimed.
A white shadow line flashed through the air, and it took a few seconds for the sound wave to reach people's ears. Half a second before the long-haired beauty was about to touch the ground, Superman arrived, hugged the long-haired beauty, first buffered her downward habitual surname, and then flew into the sky and returned to the roof.
"Don't do that again, okay?" Simon was wearing a superman suit and a bright red blindfold, and he hugged the long-haired beauty and said to her.
"Hmm."
The long-haired beauty nodded mechanically, her soul was still downstairs, and she had not returned to its place, and she had froze.
Simon put her down, glanced at the short-haired beauty who was looking at him in a daze, smiled, and flew into the sky.
"You did it." The short-haired beauty said to herself as she looked at Superman's disappearing sky.
"I don't want to." The long-haired beauty is in shock.
"He's handsome." Said the short-haired beauty.
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On the same day, in a secret room, five men in black wearing huge sunglasses were gathered together.
"Boss, is it really canceled?" One of them said.
"Yes, cancel." The boss said in a calm voice.
"Will Superman show up at the bank and stop us from robbing?"
"Not necessarily, but not surely, once he shows up, none of us can escape." The boss said.
"Understood, boss."
The boss took off his sunglasses, hung them in his jacket pocket, turned around and opened the door, and walked out, and the other four followed suit.
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On the roof of the CCTV headquarters building, in the night, two figures sit on the edge, and at their feet is the busy East Third Ring Road.
It's been just two days since the disaster, but life is still the same.
Simon was wearing a Superman T-shirt and holding a handheld TV in his hand, and Fang Fei sat next to him, watching the news together. After the Superman T-shirt was given to the female artist last time, Fang Fei bought him another one, and the two wore the same clothes, even if they were a couple.
A CCTV variety show is being broadcast on TV, and the following is an excerpt.
The hostess said: "The emergence of Superman in China shocked the whole world, and even more shocked the ordinary people in China, so how do ordinary people know about Superman?" ”
Passerby A said: "I like Superman, I hope Superman fights crime, helps the weak and the poor, and does more things for the people." ”
Passerby B said: "Superman, this world is dispensable, there is no Superman, the world is also moving forward, Superman may spy on our **, to be honest, I don't like Superman." ”
Passerby C said: "Superman is awesome, I also want to be Superman, carry my daughter-in-law to work every day, no traffic jams, environmental protection, and save money, yes!" ”
A group of girls said, "Superman I love you, see me?" Superman, we all love you! ”
A passer-by said, "If I were a superman, I would be happy." ”
The passer-by's girlfriend said, "If you are a superman, I will be happy." ”
In fact, how did the girlfriend of the passer-by Ding know that the girlfriend of Superman is not surnamed Fu!
Seeing this, Ximen turned off the handheld TV and looked at Fang Fei, who also looked at him.
"Are you happy?" Simon asked with a wicked smile. (Note: "Are you happy?") is a famous greeting from the 2012 CCTV survey)
"Nasty!" Fang Fei gently slapped Ximen.
"From now on, I'm afraid you should be busy, people all over the world need you to help, and women all over the world like you." Fang Fei said.
"No, there is no Superman, the world is still that world, and women will not like me."