Chapter 294: Why can't I learn Chinese Kung Fu well?

After packing up his suits, Juan prepared to go to New York, where he and Miles joined the two of them to set off to hunt in distant Africa, and after listening to Miles's words, Juan asked Dinah to prepare only some single clothes for himself, a change of shirts, as well as two or three thick cloth suits, shorts, short-sleeved shirts, two pairs of high-state mountain shoes, and of course, Nini's instructions to bring some delicious food when he came back.

Looking at the New York Ju An who slowly disappeared under him, he said to Miles, who was sitting next to him: "But I've been looking forward to it for many days, and this time I can finally go to Africa for a visit."

"There's not much to do but hunt in Africa, and when you get there, you know the weather is terrible, and if you like hunting, Africa is heaven," Miles said with a shrug of his shoulders to Juan.

Ju An smiled: "Hunting is actually not much attraction to me, but I am very interested in seeing lions and leopards or something, is it to sit in the cage car to see the habitat of these animals?" ”。

After listening to this, Miles explained with a smile: "It's not easy to see the lions, let's take a guide to drive an off-road vehicle to see it when the time comes, but it's not easy for leopards to see this, it depends on luck, these guys always hide in the woods and it's very troublesome to find."

"How troublesome is it in the woods? Just go in and see if you can't," Ju An said, shaking his head.

Miles glanced at Ju An: "You'll know when the time comes, don't let you drill or walk around, you probably don't want to, go to sleep, wait until you get off the plane, there is still a long way to run." With that, Miles pulled up the blanket and put down the blindfold on his head.

Ju An's mind was full of looking at lions and leopards, and he couldn't sleep at all, sticking his head out of the window to look out the window, and the lights below him were dark, and New York became smaller and smaller until it disappeared from sight.

Got off the big plane in South Africa, changed to a small plane and finally changed to a jeep, at the beginning there was a road that was quite flat to the back only the dirt road, and finally even the dirt road was not there to drive directly on the grassland, looking out of the car window full of golden yellow, occasionally a little green broke into the eye and quickly fled to the back of the car, if there are two colors of Ju'an's pasture, the white of winter, the emerald green of spring, summer and autumn, and now Ju'an's eyes are full of dry yellow.

After more than four hours of jolting in the rickety jeep, Juan and Miles arrived at the private protection field near the South African side mirror, and as soon as the car stopped, Juan couldn't wait to jump out of the car and stretch his waist, while Miles got out of the car with trembling legs and complained: "Every time I come here, these roads make me crazy."

Ju An listened to Miles's words and smiled, looked at Miles with a tired look and said: "Have time to exercise more, don't waste energy staring at women's boobs all day long, you see how good my spirit is."

Miles looked at Ju'an, who was still in good spirits: "I can't compare with you, you are simply a freak, by the way, I heard that you Chinese have some kind of kung fu or some strange herbs to get me a little, I met Jasmine a week ago She praised your first-class kung fu in bed, in her words, the whole process from one wave to another, and said that you must have practiced some mysterious Chinese kung fu, teach me this kung fu."

Ju An immediately listened to a cold sweat, why did this swinger boy sleep with Jasmine again, but think about watching a swinger and a movie actor meet together and communicate in bed, it is also sparse here in the United States: "What's the trick, just exercise more, eat more fruits, and waste less energy on other women, you can't store energy with a girlfriend these days, and you can't do it after telling you."

While playing haha with Miles, he looked up at the building in front of him, only one floor of red brick and gray tile building looked full of American taste, and it occupied an area as big as two or three rooms in Ju'an, and the black driver who went to pick up Miles and Ju'an walked towards the house with their luggage.

Ju An raised his heel and went up, and Miles followed behind Ju An and said: "You just tell me the trick, I will definitely concentrate on practicing, by the way, don't you Chinese still have any worship, I will simply worship you as a teacher." After saying the two words of a strange-looking Chinese master popped out of his mouth, Ju An turned his head and looked, mentioning the man's ability, the exhaustion on Miles' face immediately disappeared without a trace, and looked at Ju An seriously.

Ju An said with a bitter face: "There is really no special kung fu, why don't I teach you the exercise that you have to practice a few laps every morning?" ”。 Mozi's kung fu can only be achieved with space, and if there is no space, it is estimated that it is the role of Tai Chi that the old man usually plays to strengthen the body, and it doesn't hurt to teach it to Miles.

Hearing this, Miles immediately nodded and said, "Okay! Good! Then I'll go to your room and you'll start teaching me." Seeing that Ju An was willing to teach himself kung fu, Miles probably remembered that he had conquered one girl after another in bed, and looking at Ju An's eyes were full of silver, which made Ju An feel goosebumps.

Following behind Cacoca, Ju An and Miles entered the house, Ju An realized that the inside of the house was much cooler than the outside, where the birds did not lay eggs, and there was actually an air conditioner in the house, and said with emotion: "Compared with the outside, it is simply heaven."

"This house has only been built for two years, and there are a few people in it who are doing animal research, and now you can't see them until dinner in the evening, and your room is right next door to mine, and by the way, don't open the window at night, or maybe some poisonous snake will crawl in."

"Vipers?" This kind of soft thing swimming around the ground sounded, and Ju'an's back was a little cold: "There are poisonous snakes here?" Is it common? ”。

Kacoka turned his head and explained to Juan with a smile: "Mr. Miles is scaring you, if you want to say that poisonous snakes generally do not crawl into the house, there are snake repellent drugs around the house, and it is no problem to spray them every once in a while."

"What kind of poisonous snakes do I think are so scary?" asked Ju An.

Miles said: "Pit vipers, black mambas and everything, you have to be careful when you go outside, so I told you on the plane not to go into the woods, these guys can't stand being an elephant."

Saying that, Kacocca took Ju An to a door, helped Ju An push the door open, and said to Ju An: "Mr. An, this is your room, Miles's room is next door." After speaking, he put down Ju'an's luggage in his hand, and thought of the other door with his luggage.

Miles patted Kafka on the arm and said, "No need, thank you for taking the luggage myself when the time comes, you go and do your work." After saying that, he took the luggage from Kacoca's hand.

Cacoka nodded and left the two, Juan took his luggage and entered the house, Miles also walked towards his room with his luggage, Juan put the luggage on the bed and opened it, hung the clothes and everything in the closet, and began to look around the room, a wooden double bed, a writing desk and two chairs, and a small door on the opposite side to push it open to see that it was indeed a bathroom, a simple flush toilet and a shower head looked like a small hotel in China, but this is Africa, Although in the richest South Africa, but this bird does not poop in the wilderness, think about some of the dilapidated cabins passing by can have this equipment is estimated to be better than a five-star hotel, the only difference is that the windows of the five-star hotel do not have a few iron grilles horizontally and vertically.

Turned on the TV hanging on the wall, pressed a few channels, there was no snowflake, Ju An still continued to press without giving up, at this time Miles knocked on the door, Ju An said: "The door is not locked". I pressed the remote control intently.

Miles pushed the door and walked in, saw this scene and said to Ju An with a smile: "Don't press it, the TV without a program should be connected to the DVD player, and the DVD should be kept."

Ju'an turned off the TV and put down the remote control, and Miles urged: "Hurry up and teach me kung fu."

"Why don't you go upside down and get a jet lag or something, I won't run away in a hurry to learn kung fu," Ju An joked to Miles with a smile.

Miles hurriedly said: "Learn first, and I'll practice with you tomorrow morning." Looking at Miles's appearance, Ju An had no choice but to teach, and after teaching a few tricks for more than half an hour, Miles completely learned, watching Miles dub and play again, and he was an American young man who was severely poisoned by Chinese martial arts! Seeing that Miles finished playing, Ju An nodded: "It's good, I stick to it ten times a day, not to mention anything else, and my complexion is much better."

Miles nodded happily: "Then I won't bother you, you rest and wait for dinner in the evening someone will come and call the two of us." After speaking, he walked to the door, seemed to remember something, turned his head to Ju An and said, "Is there any herb to eat?"

Ju An listened in a cold sweat: "What herbs to eat."

"Jasmine said that ordinary Chinese kung fu must be eaten with herbs to be effective, and she said that when she went to China with you, one of your classmates told her. That's why a lot of Americans can't learn Chinese kung fu well, and you always skip the herbs," Myers said.

No way! Which classmate did this talk to Jasmine, looking at Miles looking at Ju An with a suspicious expression, Ju An had no choice but to get one of the fruits from the jasper tree from the space and put it in his pocket, and then took it out of his pocket and handed it to Miles: "You are so smart, don't let people see if you eat this, and don't tell others if you eat it, I don't tell ordinary people." The fruit of the space has the effect of defending against animals, and there is a poisonous snake here, so simply giving Miles one is considered a reward for bringing himself to hunt.

Miles happily took the fruit: "Sure enough, there are herbs." After speaking, he put the fruit in his mouth and chewed it: "Well, it's very fresh, an indescribable coolness, do you want to give me another one?"

Good guy, you are still addicted to eating, Ju An had no choice but to say: "Without this thing, you can only eat one in your life." Miles shook his head regretfully after hearing this, and helped Juan to carry the door.

(To be continued)