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Chapter 293 Final Chapter (I)

The word "suffering" is not necessarily used only for women, the anger suffered by women in the past thousands of years, in recent decades, female compatriots have all made up for it, and sometimes even the suffering that clearly belongs to women, they also have a way to transfer it to men, from the point of view of biological evolution, women have obviously evolved a lot more in the past few decades than in the past thousands of years, and men ...... It's a pity that the men haven't realized that the women have quietly surpassed them, and they are still not in a hurry, only occasionally sending strange thoughts, such as women gradually being able to hold up half the sky, such as women gradually covering the sky of men......

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Only one day after returning to the welfare home, he received a call from Qiao Mu, Ye Huan didn't tell the truth to others, but he didn't dare to hide it from Qiao Mu, and honestly told her that he had returned to Ninghai.

Qiao Mu's voice was as cold and tranquil as usual, only Ye Huan could hear the strong taste of longing from her voice, she didn't say much else, just asked him to go back to the old city.

So Ye Huan hurriedly called a car again, and returned to the city in a hurry amid the laughter and scolding of the old dean.

The old town is still the same, with narrow lanes, mottled walls, and old buildings that seem to have been washed by the years, standing lonely and quiet in the middle of the city.

Looking at the familiar old buildings and familiar neighborhoods, Ye Huan had mixed feelings in his heart.

I spent my youth here, cried and laughed here, struggled for survival, and walked out from here, walked out to the outside world, witnessed with my own eyes, and created an extraordinary life with my own hands, from the end to the end, and back from the end, only to find that the original thousand sails were not, experienced so much prosperity, and the place where I wanted to live for the rest of my life was still this dilapidated old building.

Standing at the mouth of the alley, Ye Huan suddenly became a little heroic, and suddenly shouted loudly to the alley: "I, Ye Huan, are back again!" ”

There is quite a bit of Hu Hanshan's return to his hometown.

The neighbors walking around the alley were stunned, turned their heads and saw Ye Huan, the familiar eyebrows, the familiar bad smile, the familiar ruffian appearance, the alley was suddenly silent, I don't know how long it took, the neighbors seemed to have met the chengguan as if the small vendor had met the chengguan, and the girl from a good family had met the hooligan, and the hula blew up.

"This bad boy is back, old horse, quick, go back and change the lock on your door......"

"Lao Liu, put away the bacon hanging on your porch!"

"Lao Zhang, your daughter is sixteen, right? Hurry up and hide, this kid is lying outside your bathroom the year before last to watch your daughter take a bath......"

"I'll go! Alas, my daughter was only fourteen years before last, and this beast ......."

"I'll also go home to hide my daughter......"

"Lao Yang, your daughter doesn't need to hide, her big cake face is very safe, the year before last, your daughter was dressed like a goblin and knocked on his door in the middle of the night, but was kicked out by this bad boy, and he also asked you for mental damages the next day, saying that he was scared in the middle of the night, did you forget?"

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After the alley was full of chickens and dogs, the neighbors sacrificed their return to the city rolls, and in an instant the alley was empty, and even a dog could not be seen.

Ye Huan pursed his lips tightly, his face was already green.

The monkey sneered behind him: "Brother Huan, didn't you say that your ideal is to spend the rest of your life here?" But the neighbors don't seem to agree much......"

Zhang San said sourly: "Why don't you seek wealth and nobility, just want to be plain, dare to love such a poetic ideal, the essence of which is to run rampant in the countryside, fish and flesh people...... When did you peek at the old Zhang family's daughter taking a bath? His daughter is only fourteen, a beast! It's so unrighteous that this kind of good thing doesn't call us. ”

Ye Huan lowered his head and said wistfully: "Fourteen years old...... It's already well developed. ”

Entering the old building, Ye Huan glanced at the door of the landlord Lao Wang on the first floor, which has almost become a subconscious habitual action, and he always has to take a look carefully every time he passes by, for fear that the old man Wang will come out of the room to ask him for rent.

Old man Wang's door was closed, Ye Huan then smiled bitterly a few times, and then remembered that Old Man Wang had been taken into the old cadres sanatorium in the capital by his mother, this respectable old man gave up half a lifetime of glory and hid in the old building in Ninghai to protect him for 20 years.

went up to the second floor, Ye Huan took out the key to open the door, pushed the door and took a look, but found that Zhou Mei, Liu Mei, Gao Sheng, and the three men and women were impressive, but there was no arbor.

Ye Huan broke out in a cold sweat, before he figured out how to get along with the four girls, he really didn't want to see them, but he didn't expect to see them all when he went home.

"I'm sorry, I went to the wrong door...... Ye Huan turned his head and left.

Gao Shengnan's eyes were quick, and he stretched out his hand and dragged Ye Huan in, and then said to the monkey and Zhang San outside the door: "You guys are avoiding, we have something to say to him." ”

Zhang San said unhappily: "What to avoid, we are also qualified to participate in the family meeting......"

Gao Shengnan said coldly: "Only one beast is allowed in the house, and the quota is full." ”

After saying that, he slammed the door and shut the monkey and Zhang San outside.

Facing the cold eyes of the three women, Ye Huan smiled dryly: "Three women in one play......"

Gao Shengnan sneered: "Wrong, it's Sanniang's godson!" ”

After speaking, the three girls rushed up, and six pink fists came out together, smashing on Ye Huan's body without a head or a brain.

"Don't fight, I was wrong, I'm young and ignorant, forgive me......"

"! Stop it! Stinky bitch...... Damn it! Who pulls my crotch? Don't use such a nasty move! ”

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After the wind and rain stopped, the three girls were so tired that they half leaned on the sofa, looked at each other left and right, and then looked at Ye Huan's cold and complaining appearance, the three girls couldn't hold back their faces, and they all laughed with a puff.

Gao Shengnan said angrily: "I'm angry when I look like you are a wife!" Why didn't I beat you to death just now? ”

Person...... Can you be a wife?

Ye Huan was dumbfounded, when did this mother-in-law's mouth become so vicious?

After venting, the three goddesses were obviously much more relaxed, and the emotions that they had been dissatisfied with Ye Huan's evasive attitude these days had gradually faded, and they were still reluctant to be dissatisfied with him, and they couldn't get angry when they saw him.

"What?! Having a wedding with you? Ye Huan shouted.

Liu Mei glared at him, gritted his silver teeth and said unwillingly: "Bastard, be quiet!" Is this a glorious thing? ”

"Who came up with the idea? Got your brain caught in the door? What about morality? Where is the moral bottom line? Ye Huan was righteously accusatory.

Gao Shengnan said coldly: "The method that your arbor came up with is a kind of scolding you in front of her." ”

Ye Huan was even more surprised, arbor? How could it be her?

"As the saying goes, a strong man doesn't care about a second wife, and a good horse must be equipped with a good saddle ......"

Before Ye Huan finished speaking, he was dragged by Gao Shengnan by the collar and pushed against the wall.

"Do you want us to erect a chastity archway for this fierce man for you? Obviously a stallion, embarrassed to say that you are a good horse, do you want to be ashamed? ”

Looking at Gao Shengnan's pretty face that was so angry that it was almost distorted, Ye Huan had no choice but to return to the appearance of a wife, which was called a low-eyed and pitiful one.

"Can't you after I quit?" Ye Huan said weakly.

Gao Shengnan let go of his collar and said with satisfaction: "Okay, you just promise, don't regret it when the time comes." ”

"Why don't you just hold two wedding banquets to make your parents happy? Simple! Ye Huanman didn't care.

Liu Mei said coldly: "Originally, it was really simple, but now there has been a little change. ”

"What's going on?"

"My dad heard that we were going to hold a wedding wine, and he was so happy that he quickly asked a fortune teller to calculate the auspicious day of the zodiac, and it took a long time to calculate it, and it was appropriate to get married on the eighth day of this month, and it was auspicious to ......."

"That's good, what's wrong?"

Liu Mei sighed: "There is a saying that 'heroes see the same thing', and there is a saying that 'no coincidence makes a book'......"

"What do you mean?"

Liu Mei glanced at Gao Shengnan, and his eyes couldn't tell whether he was helpless or resentful: "It means that Shengnan's father doesn't know what's going on, and he also set the wedding banquet on the eighth ...... of the first month of this month."

Ye Huan was stunned: "............"

Gao Shengnan snorted coldly: "In other words, her and I are both set on the same day, and you have to rush two fields a day......"

Ye Huan was sweating profusely. Was Lao Tzu's destiny really cursed by God? Why is it so back?

"Swap ...... Another day. Ye Huan's voice was very dry.

Liu Mei sighed: "After I turned around and asked Shengnan, I put forward my opinion to my father, if I want to die or pester him to change the day, my father reluctantly agreed, and asked the fortune teller to calculate, the fortune teller pinched his fingers, and calculated that the fifteenth day of this month is also an auspicious day of the zodiac, it is appropriate to get married, and it is auspicious to ......"

Ye Huan hurriedly said: "Fifteen is good, fifteen is good, let's set fifteen ......"

Gao Shengnan sneered: "Don't be too happy, I saw that the day of the wedding banquet crashed the car, and I went back to pester my dad to change the day, and the result was ...... My dad also changed the date to the fifteenth of this month. ”

Ye Huan: "............"

He never expected that his life would be fucked up to this extent. God, this is going to kill him.

"Swap ...... Another day? Ye Huan said with a sad face.

Gao Shengnan said angrily: "It's changed again and again, marriage is a big event, how can it be child's play?" How do I talk to my parents? ”

Ye Huan hung his head and didn't say a word, Gao Shengnan was right, it seemed too frivolous to keep changing days, and I was afraid that their parents would be mad if they changed again.

Two wedding banquets were held on the same day, and the groom was the only one, if this matter was a goof, except for committing suicide to thank the world, Ye Huan really couldn't think of a better way to deal with the aftermath.

The three girls looked at Ye Huan quietly, their expressions were not very anxious.

Qiao Mu said well, women's troubles are generally solved by men, as for how men solve them, it has nothing to do with them, otherwise why do they marry this man in vain?

"Liu Mei, did the fortune teller your father invite say that in addition to marriage, it is not appropriate to have a funeral on the fifteenth day of this month?"

"What do you mean?"

Ye Huan said quietly: "I estimate that that day is also my death date, first ask the good luck, if the days are good, I will simply be killed and pulled down that day, you guys, go as widows." ”

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Running out of the old building as if fleeing for his life, Ye Huan immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed a string of numbers.

As soon as the phone was connected, Ye Huan shouted heartbreakingly: "Captain, help!" ”

He Ping's voice was very calm: "Met bandits again?" What kind of life do you say, you can always meet bandits every now and then, and they all say that flies don't bite seamless eggs, are you an egg with a seam? ”

"No, Captain, the enemy I've encountered is more fierce than the bandits......"

He Ping's voice suddenly became solemn: "Could it be a terrorist?" Where are you now? ”

"It's more difficult to deal with than terrorists, I have a few mothers-in-law here who forced me to marry them, captain, it's really fierce, transfer a few brothers over to help, otherwise you will only have to bow to my grave next year, no, with your beating nature, captain, most of you will pee on Lao Tzu's grave......" Ye Huan cried silently.

A few days before the auspicious day of the zodiac, Ye Huan, like the son-in-law of an ordinary family, honestly sent a rich dowry to Liu Sihai and Gao Jianguo, and then set a wedding date, banquet location, and a list of invited guests with a smile on his face.

Shen Duli and Zhou Rong were overjoyed when they heard that their son was going to get married, and they took out a special plane to fly to Ninghai in their busy schedules, intending to meet with their in-laws......

Shen Duli's face immediately changed, and he immediately understood the meaning. Co-authoring this bastard is planning to be polygamous? Although in addition to the main wives of the upper class powerful families, many of the children of the upper class elite families have raised partial houses outside, which is commonly known as "Bao Second Wife", but at least everyone tacitly understands that they are very low-key, like Ye Huan, they beg their wives to ask for two at a time, and they are so blatant, Rao is Shen Duli has experienced countless winds and waves, and he was really taken aback, and then he was furious.

Vice Premier Shen, who has always been gentle and elegant, after listening to Ye Huan's words that sounded aggrieved, but were actually bastards, ignored the dozens of staff and guards present at the time, raised his foot and kicked Ye Huan fiercely, then turned his head and boarded the plane, ordering the plane to fly back to the capital.

Shen Duli simply didn't bother to care about Ye Huan's, and it was impossible for him to go to see the two in-laws at the same time, he Shen Duli couldn't afford to lose this face.

However, Zhou Rong stayed, her son is promising, and marrying so many daughters-in-law is also a kind of "promising", she is very willing to communicate with the two future in-laws. As for the future...... Zhou Rong is not worried, the old lady has money, and she can afford to marry as much as she wants!

At the same time, He Ping, the captain of the Blue Sword Brigade, who couldn't cry or laugh, transferred a few comrades to Ye Huan, and then solemnly told him on the phone that he would bear all the consequences, and if there was an accident, Lan Jian would never take any responsibility for him.

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The fifteenth day of the third lunar month is coming soon.

The yellow calendar says that today is suitable for marriage and funeral.

In other words, if Ye Huan wants to die, today may not be a good day, he still has to live miserably, and he wants to die another day.

A touch of fish belly white has appeared on the horizon, a new day is about to begin, Ye Huan has not slept all night, and his palms have been soaked with sweat. Looking at the glimmer of light in the night, Ye Huan showed a tragic expression like going to the execution ground.

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