After eating, Lin Wanqing offered to be responsible for washing the dishes, and Chen Xiao did not refuse, and walked back to the room.

Chen Xiao was originally a lazy person, he could sit and never stand, and he could lie down and never sit, so he lay on the bed as soon as he returned to the room. The consciousness in his mind returned to the game of [Ancient and Modern Fantasy], looking at the upgrade experience bar, Chen Xiao smiled bitterly.

It is worthy of twice the experience of others, and he has not even left the novice village until now.

Opening the skill bar, Chen Xiao found that the teleportation skill was about to be upgraded, and the proficiency of stealing people was about to reach 100%. The following nameless mental method is also about to be upgraded, according to his guess, if the nameless mental method is upgraded, I am afraid that it can bring at least a hundred points of internal force to himself, and maybe it can make the stolen NPC exist in reality for a longer time.

Thinking of NPCs, Chen Xiao touched his nose, it seemed that he had not stolen NPCs for a long time, in this case, the teleportation skill would definitely not be able to be upgraded.

Seeing this, Chen Xiao hurriedly ran to Wanwan's location and stole Wanwan to reality.

Wan Wan who came out didn't speak, looked around, and hurriedly found a stool to sit down, her eyebrows frowned slightly, her ears were slightly red, and her appearance of shame surprised Chen Xiao a lot, when did the little witch become so quiet? !

"You...... Are you okay? Chen Xiao asked uncertainly.

"You're in trouble!" Wan Wan glared at Chen Xiao, and said angrily: "People are uncomfortable and tired, can't they sit and rest for a while?" ”

"Yes." Chen Xiao nodded, stood up and looked at Wan Wan curiously.

"Look at what, look!" Wan Wan said slightly angrily.

Chen Xiao nodded thoughtfully, pinched his fingers and calculated, remembering that the first time he stole out of Wanwan should be in early July, and it is already more than mid-July, and the first two appearances are all lively, not only to play on the computer, but even to click on the temptation web pages that pop up to browse.

But today it seems to be a different person, just came out with a slight frown, and the body seems to be a little uncomfortable.

"Do you have a little pain in your abdomen and a little pain in your lumbosacral body?" For fear that Wan Wan would make a move if she didn't agree with her, Chen Xiao asked cautiously.

Hearing Chen Xiao's words, a trace of surprise flashed in Wanwan's beautiful eyes, as if she was thinking about how Chen Xiao knew her physical condition, she did have a slight pain under her lower abdomen, which she had never experienced before.

But who is Wan Wan, the future successor of the dignified Yin Kui faction, how can she be fooled by Chen Xiao's words, she shook her head and retorted: "No, I'm just not feeling well." ”

"Cut, men will have aunts, and you women don't have to be embarrassed when their aunts come." As soon as the words came out, Chen Xiao felt as if he had said something wrong, if the women on their Sui and Tang Dynasties came to the eldest aunt, I heard that they would hide in the house and not come out, and they would not come out until the eldest aunt passed.

What's more, the women of the Sui and Tang dynasties were very arrogant, and all the clothes they wore were made of light yarn. There are clouds in ancient poems, and the skirt of the slow Luo skirt is half exposed. From one side, it reflects the degree of open-mindedness of the society at that time, not to mention that ancient women did not have underwear at all.

Therefore, Chen Xiao's eyes locked on a certain place in Wanwan's lower abdomen at first glance, and after looking at it for a long time, he didn't think it was menstruation. Think about it, if Wanwan's menstruation comes, shouldn't she sit on the toilet if she steals it herself?

"Look again!" Wan Wan was furious, and a leap attacked Chen Xiao, Chen Xiao was called Wu Xia Ameng, and the slight side of his body immediately dodged Wan Wan's attack.

One hit missed!

Wan Wan also fought for a short time, and sat directly on the bed, Chen Xiao said with a smile: "I know why you have pain in your lower abdomen!" ”

"Why?!" Wan Wan asked directly, but as soon as she finished speaking, she found that she had fallen into Chen Xiao's trap.

"You're having menstrual cramps! That is, the symptoms caused by your aunt's irregularity, are you still a little nauseous and want to vomit, and cold sweat on your forehead? Chen Xiao asked.

Wan Wan nodded and glared at Chen Xiao, she was a witch who was not afraid of heaven and earth, and since she was recognized by Chen Xiao, she naturally didn't need to pretend to be nothing. But she is not a modern person after all, she thought about it and asked, "What is a great aunt?" ”

"The eldest aunt is ......" Chen Xiao thought about it, and didn't know how to explain it, and he didn't know what the Tang Dynasty women called menstruation, so the surname Suo took out his mobile phone and took it for a while, and finally put it back on the phone and said: "The eldest aunt is the geranium, and your geranium comes irregularly, so there are such symptoms." So, if you are sick, you need to be cured! ”

"How to cure it?!" Wan Wan asked.

"Call me Brother Chen Xiao and I'll tell you." Chen Xiao smiled proudly.

Wan Wan gritted her teeth and looked at Chen Xiao, but the pain in her abdomen made her unable to get up at all, and secretly said that she had to beat you to death when she waited for the Tiankui to pass. While speaking, there were bursts of pain in her abdomen, like a pinprick pain, Wan Wan gritted her teeth and held on, suddenly her head drooped, and her voice was a little choked and said: "Everyone is like this, you still bully others, you have no conscience." ”

Although he knew that Wan Wan was pretending, Chen Xiao was a big man, shook his head, and said, "Okay, shout big cousin, big cousin risked death to give you two gifts." ”

"Big cousin." As soon as the words fell, Wan Wan raised her head with a smile and looked at Chen Xiao proudly.

Chen Xiao shrugged helplessly, told Wanwan not to run around, ran to the supermarket not far away, and bought three small underwear and a pack of sanitary napkins for Wanwan. When I got home, I found that my internal strength was almost exhausted, and there were only three minutes left.

"Time is running out." Chen Xiao solemnly took out the small underwear and sanitary napkins, and said solemnly: "Comrade Wanwan, now I will give you two gifts on behalf of the male surname of the earth in the 21st century, which can help you eliminate the geranium and move freely." This is the legendary super artifact, Xiao Nenei, this is the legendary super vampire band-aid, Yueyue Shu. As the saying goes, with Yueyueshu, Yueyue is relaxed, and I am no longer afraid of geranium. ”

Wan Wan curiously took the two things in her hand and looked at them over and over, "What is this and how to use it." ”

"Of course the little Nene is wearing it, and the sanitary napkin is just put inside the Nenne." Chen Xiao explained.

"How do you wear it? Where to put it? Wan Wan asked.

Chen Xiao patted his head and said solemnly: "Wanwan children's shoes, it seems that it is necessary for me to give you a little physiological education, then let's click on a pirated station casually." ”

As he spoke, Chen Xiao casually opened the web page, typed in the name of a novel called [Almighty Thief], clicked on a website at random, and as soon as he clicked on the chapter, a beautiful woman in underwear immediately came out, and the stereo sounded, 'Ah...... Hmmm......'s moan. Moaning.

"That's where the panties are." Chen Xiao pointed to the woman's lower body on the screen and said. "Yue Yueshu is just put in the underwear, under the bleeding hole."

Wan Wan's face turned red, she suddenly lowered her head, and said shyly: "People won't, or you can help others." ”

"Good...... Good your sister! Chen Xiao nodded subconsciously, but immediately reacted, almost fell into the trap of the little witch, looking at her gestures, it was obvious that she wanted to use a pack of sanitary napkins as a hidden weapon to attack herself. Am I that kind of person?! I'm the best man of the 21st century! ”

Wan Wan raised her head, glared at Chen Xiao angrily, and her body turned into a virtual shadow and disappeared into the room.

Hearing the prompt of the system, Chen Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, if he went up just now, maybe he would have to find the Sunflower Treasure Book to practice.

Hey, it's still too little internal force, and I still need to work harder, and I can take a master with me as a bodyguard, and change it every day.

Listen to the groans ringing on the computer. groaning, Chen Xiao closed the webpage, read the latest chapter of the Almighty Thief, and after voting for the recommendation, he washed up and fell asleep deeply.

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