Chapter Seventy-Five: Prime Minister Turtle
Saw edge blue crabs as big as Qingjia, that is really rare, but in this crab shop, there are also five larger than usual, under the bewitchment of the shopkeeper, Chi Yunfei quickly swiped the card to pay the bill, and suddenly made the shopkeeper happy.
Chi Ba used a small basket to pack four, and Chi Yunfei directly grabbed the largest one with his hand, and seemed quite satisfied, but when he turned around, he suddenly saw Ao Tang at the door of the store, and his face sank suddenly.
"Hmph, it's really ghostly, I didn't expect to meet you in Shencheng!" Chi Yunfei lost four big fish last time, and was severely trained by his father for a long time after he went back, and now when he saw Ao Tang, he suddenly turned over his old grudges, but he also knew that he couldn't beat it no matter what, so ......
Chi Yunfei's eyes suddenly turned, and he aimed at the beautiful woman who was holding hands with Ao Tang, and immediately had an idea, pretending to be uneven and indignant, and ran up and said, "This beauty, don't be deceived by this person!" This one is called Ao Tang, a famous little white face in Spring City, who specializes in cheating women, cheating money and sex. I played with a girl named Chen Yuanyuan in Tianda before, and later found that a girl named Mi Lu was more beautiful and rich, so I immediately stepped on two boats and ate soft rice. That Mi Lu is the daughter of our local senior officer, and she wanted to come to his east window to cause the incident, so she didn't dare to stay in Spring City, so she came to Shencheng to cheat women. ”
Chi Yunfei looked at Ao Tang's frowning brows, and couldn't help but feel proud, I can't beat you, but I can disgust you and ruin your marriage.
There is a truth in his words, and what he says is really like a thing. Yu Zhiwei's face turned slightly pale, not believing the other party's smear, but hearing the names of Chen Yuanyuan and Mi Lu, she always felt that something was wrong, and she vaguely understood in her heart, maybe Mi Lu is Ao Tang's current girlfriend, right?
Inside and outside the store, there are still some people coming and going, and when they see that there is a lively and beautiful look, they immediately watch. There are people who don't know the truth, and they actually echo and accuse Ao Tang. Some people simply saw Ao Tang holding hands with a beautiful woman and were jealous for no reason, so they also coaxed to join the accusation.
Ao Tang couldn't help laughing, and just wanted to say something to fight back, Yu Zhiwei next to him had already said: "Ao Tang, let's go, there is nothing to argue with the villain who spreads rumors, this kind of person will be retributed sooner or later." Originally, she didn't believe in retribution, but after seeing what happened to Niu Tao, she faintly believed it.
Disinformation? Villain? Retribution? Chi Yunfei looked wronged, and he was trying to encourage the onlookers, it was best to provoke an incident and have a group fight, then it would be cool. However, he thought so well that he didn't notice that the crab he was holding in his hand had begun to move. Originally, the crab would not move easily when it was grabbed by its back armor, but who let there be an aquarium king present!
The crab took advantage of Chi Yunfei's inattention, struggled hard, and finally let go, but instead of falling to the ground, he turned over, slammed two scissors, and the two chelicerae clamped Chi Yunfei's wrists at the same time.
"Ahh Chi Yunfei suddenly let out a miserable scream, it hurts, the power of the blue crab's full force is indeed not small, it is all pinched through the flesh, and the blood does not stop.
Chi Ba hurriedly stepped forward and was about to deal with the crab, but Chi Yunfei gritted his teeth and said, "Don't hurt it!" "This crab can break free from him and take advantage of the situation to pinch him, it is really a powerful crab! Such a powerful crab, he must take care of it!
Chi Hachi put down the small basket in his hand and carefully grabbed the crab, but he was cold and several other crabs crawled out of the basket.
"Ahh Chi Yunfei screamed again, but it was a crab caught in his ankle, pinching his socks and going straight into the flesh.
"Ah......h
The second crab is on the left ankle, the third is on the right ankle, and the fourth and fifth are also rushing with chelicera.
Chi Yunfei was in pain in his body, and he was cool in his heart, Nima's, these crabs are so clever, so aggressive, so good at seizing opportunities, so good at team fighting, just spent tens of thousands of dollars unjustly, they are really good crabs, and they are worth the money!
The people who were originally watching and accusing Ao Tang next to him, seeing Chi Yunfei's painful and happy appearance, suddenly someone muttered: "This person shouldn't be a masochist, right?" This is clearly a dark and cool appearance! Nima's, it's disgusting. ”
Ao Tang smiled and pulled Yu Zhiwei out of the crowd, Yu Zhiwei said thoughtfully: "Ao Tang, there will be no real evil retribution in this world, right?" Niu Tao is like this, and so is this rumor-mongering and slander, it seems that people really can't do bad things. ”
Ao Tang smiled: "I don't know if there is evil retribution, but you don't have to worry, at least you will definitely not do bad things, and I will not either." ”
Yu Zhiwei pursed her lips and thought: If Mi Lu is really your girlfriend, then what I am doing now is the evil idea of robbing people's marriage, and what about you...... No, if there is any retribution, it will all be retribution on me.
At the moment, they lost the interest of continuing to shop, and the two returned all the way, Ao Tang sent Yu Zhiwei back to the school dormitory, and immediately drove straight to the remote place where he had gone to sea before.
As early as when they were shopping, the twelve water tribes from Spring City had already arrived at the mouth of the Yangtze River.
"Ah, is this the sea? It turns out that the water is salty. Banjia looked at the vast sea in the distance, and couldn't help but shake his heart, Fuxian Lake is big enough, but Fuxian Lake can't accommodate the water tribe after all, only the sea is their home.
Gunarmor glanced at Banjia with disdain: "What a fuss, the sea water is salty, this should be the common sense of our water tribe." "They are shrimp, but they live in the sea.
The eel also said: "Yes, yes, this is common sense." "They are electric eels, which are migratory fish that grow in freshwater rivers and breed in the ocean, so they have also seen the saltwater of the ocean.
Madara was a little annoyed, but in a fable told by the owner of the cargo ship, what prime minister can support the boat in his belly, it seems that the prime minister is the prime minister, and being able to support the ship means that he has a lot of gas, right? Then it aims at the turtle prime minister, and it has to be a magnanimous turtle, not like these guys.
"Where is the Dragon King?" Madara changed the subject, "Let's just wait here, Lord Dragonlord should come to the sea to look for us in the evening." ”
Gunjia suddenly said: "I am the leader of the Eastern Expeditionary Army designated by Lord Dragon King, and our next actions should be decided by me." ”
"No, we have reached the sea, and your temporary duties are over." The turtle, who was still thinking about the unusual knowledge just now, couldn't help but argue with the gun armor again, "And what good ideas can you come up with?" ”
"Humph!" Gunarmor said angrily, "I decide, we'll just wait here and now." ”
"Isn't that the same as I just said?" Maddara screamed.
"What a bunch of fools, this is a port, how annoying it is for ships to come and go, you come with me, I will take you to a remote sea area to wait for Lord Dragon."
"Huh? Who just spoke? Gun A and Spotted Armor stared at the eel armor at the same time, the eel armor quickly shook his head and said that it was not it, the gun armor was suddenly angry, and glanced at the gun B to the gun de, could it be that the members of its gun shrimp team were going to rebel and seize power? He even scolded this captain of the spear shrimp as a stupid!
The spear shrimp hurriedly waved their tentacles and denied it, and one of them suddenly saw a figure next to him, and hurriedly raised his big chelicera, pointed to the place and said, "What person?" ”
In an instant, all the spear shrimp raised their guns, and electric light loomed on the eel's body, and the spotted armor was also ready to charge.
I saw a two-meter-five-six tortoiseshell coming leisurely through the waves, standing in front of them with a big grin, and said, "I am a tortoiseshell under the command of Lord Ao Tang, the Dragon King." ”
The tortoiseshell all pointed out the name of the dragon king, and the guns and armor immediately believed it and put down their guns one after another.
"Silly hair?" Madara was unhappy in his heart, the Dragon King really ignited the turtle, and its position as the prime minister of the turtle was in jeopardy!
"Tortoiseshell! You little turtle, respect your predecessors! The tortoiseshell was a little angry, after all, it was a centuries-old turtle, and once it was ignited, it was still quite powerful, "At the behest of the Dragon King, I will guide you to a remote sea area, if nothing else, the Dragon King will go there in a few hours." ”
"Senpai? I'm the senior! I've been following the Dragon King for two months now! "Madara counts the time before the ignition, this is a qualification, not a day! He added: "I'm not a small turtle, I'm the largest turtle among turtles, and I can grow to more than two meters in the future!" ”
The tortoiseshell said in a vicissitudes of tone: "It turns out that you are a turtle, now it is called a turtle, you used to be called a big turtle, and in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, there were also a few big turtle wrestlers, and I also called them brothers." ”
The so-called boasting is human nature, and the water monsters are not exempt from vulgarity. Like the tortoiseshell, there was no spiritual surname at the beginning, how could the big turtle wrestler in the East China Sea Dragon Palace look down on it? It's nothing more than death without proof, and it's used to brag about the score.
When it blew it, it immediately scared the spotted armor stupid, Nima's, the East China Sea Dragon Palace! According to Lord Dragon King, apart from him, other dragon clans had left this world hundreds of years ago, but there was a monster in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea in front of him! So who can compare to its qualifications? Even if it is the Dragon King, although the Dragon Clan is supreme among the Water Tribes, he will respect an old turtle that is hundreds of years old, right?
The turtle didn't say a word, and obediently followed the tortoiseshell all the way, and the tortoiseshell continued to boast on the way: "I think back then, the Dragon King of the East China Sea personally gave me a fairy fruit...... At that time, the first high-ranking official of the Dragon Palace, Prime Minister Gui, was my great-grandfather...... I have also seen the dragon kings of the West Sea, the South Sea, and the North Sea...... The 100,000 sailors of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea ......"
When I got to the location, the spotted armor had already been blown out, the turtle prime minister or something, it didn't dare to think about it anymore, this person can't compare with people, everyone is a family of prime ministers!
"Hawksbill Lady, you must teach me well and make me a great turtle!" Madarazu bowed his head.
Not only the spotted armor bowed its head, but also the spear armor and eel armor also bowed their heads, and they had seen 100,000 sailors at the beginning, they were just a few bird guns, and they had no confidence in front of the tortoiseshell.
When Ao Tang entered the sea, he saw the twelve water tribes of the Eastern Expedition sitting obediently on both sides, listening to the tortoiseshell talk about the ancients, and couldn't help laughing: "Well, yes, the tortoiseshell should fully teach everyone the experience in the sea, as an elder for hundreds of years, you will serve as my turtle prime minister, give full play to your experience, and assist me in reopening the Dragon Palace in the future!" ”
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