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Regarding the strange encounter between the monkey and Zhang San, Ye Huan was speechless. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info (genius only takes 3 seconds to remember..)

Why did they wipe their butts by themselves after they made two mistakes since they were young?

I must have owed them money in my last life, and I owe a lot of money.

traveled thousands of miles abroad to make trouble for him, and before he saw him, he waited for him to go to the police station to catch people......

"I kind of understand, you really came to push me into the fire pit this time, not only pushing Lao Tzu into the fire pit, but also pouring gasoline into the fire pit...... Ye Huan muttered with his eyes closed.

"Brother Huan, I've embarrassed you......" On the other end of the phone, the monkey's voice was ashamed.

Ye Huan sighed: "Shameful and brave, you know that you can still be saved if you lose face, and you belong to the category that can be saved...... What about Zhang San? Did he feel ashamed? ”

"Zhang San is hard to say, anyway, he is still smiling without skin and face at this moment, I estimate that his current state is still continuing to embarrass you......"

Ye Huan sighed heavily: "...... You ask him to answer the phone. ”

Soon, Zhang San's trembling voice came from the other end of the phone: "Brother Huan, I have grown so big, I finally touched a woman's Mimi, and it is a foreign Mimi...... It's so soft. ”

Ye Huan: "............"

Fishing for people from a foreign police station is similar to that in China, the difference is that you need two things, a relationship and money, while a police station in Prague also needs two things, a lawyer and money.

Ye Huan was not short of these two things, and brought a lawyer into the police station, because the identity of the monkey and Zhang San was a foreign tour, it was a bit complicated to catch people, the lawyer and the police broke for a long time, and after paying a lot of bail, the monkey and Zhang San were bailed out very smoothly.

In view of the fact that the old virgin Comrade Zhang San finally made a profit and touched the woman's Mimi, Ye Huan had no choice but to save the owner of the pair of Mimi by the way.

When the monkey and Zhang San came out, they frowned and were quite embarrassed.

The female thief who was released on bail by Ye Huan was really amazing, she was about early twenties, wearing a pair of tattered jeans that I don't know if they were old or deliberate, her eyes were blue, and her lips were thick and slightly wide, quite a bit of Angelina Jolie's flavor.

Rao is Ye Huan is not very interested in foreign women, and he can't help but be a little distracted by this woman's demeanor.

How could such a beautiful and sunny foreign beauty be reduced to being a thief?

-- It must have been caused by the financial crisis, and you said that the United States was idle and had nothing to do to fight Iraq.

When Ye Huan looked at the female thief, Zhang San had already smiled and talked to the female thief.

He took out his wallet very neatly, and Zhang San stuffed all the cash banknotes in his bag to the female thief: "Take it, take it to Missymisi, what kind of bag to steal, beauty, you don't have to squeak if you lack money, brother, I am so poor now that I only have money......"

Wei Changjun, who was on the side, smiled bitterly and translated Zhang San's words.

Ye Huan and the monkey hated it so much that their teeth itched.

Playing together since childhood, these two goods are the most under-pumped now.

The female thief's expression was very embarrassed, the craftsmanship tide was already embarrassing enough, and she was busy for a long time and had to lose the owner's alms, a white face like snow turned red, hesitated to take the money, and thanked her very embarrassed.

Zhang San put on a posture of a large amount of money, and waved his hand indifferently: "Take it, take it to Missy, such a beautiful woman, she can't go if she is short of money, but she is a thief......

Ye Huan and the monkey wiped their sweat: "............"

Zhang San's view of right and wrong is really debatable, ashamed, proud to be a thief, it can be seen from his face that these two goods have never felt that being a thief is a shameful thing, but has a kind of "serving the people" like a holy brilliance......

The female thief bowed to Zhang Sanlian several times and muttered a few words.

After Wei Changjun translated, everyone understood, it turned out that the female thief's name was Tina? Klaus, originally worked in a cake shop in Prague, and then the cake shop business was sluggish and layoffs, Tina was fired, the impact of the economic crisis is especially obvious in Europe, it is very difficult to find a job, Tina has not eaten for three days, so she has no choice but to take risks and steal her wallet, after all, people have to live.

Brother Ye Huan looked at each other when he heard this, and there was a smile and warmth in his eyes at the same time.

This girl is so similar to what they once encountered in Ninghai, and even the style is very similar, which makes the brothers have a feeling of finding the same kind of people.

Zhang San was right, Tina didn't go but chose to be a thief, guarding her last trace of dignity and bottom line, which shows the high wind and bright festival......

To be a man, there must be a bottom line, no matter how low the bottom line is, there must be one.

Ye Huan and the monkey glanced at each other, the two of them consciously took out their wallets, gave all the cash bills to Tina, looking at Zhang San's interest in Tina, Ye Huan's heart moved, and asked Wei Changjun to tell Tina that if she wanted, she could go to the Four Seasons Hotel where they lived as a temporary worker, help sort out the housekeeping of the Ye Huan brothers and the accompanying bodyguards, run errands to buy local specialty snacks, act as a driver and tour guide when you have nothing to do, etc., including food and accommodation, and pay daily salaries.

Tina's eyes widened, and her eyes as blue as sea water quickly welled up with tears of surprise, and she bowed to the three Ye Huan brothers again and again, then drew a cross on her chest, took out the cross hanging around her neck and kissed it several times, as if praying for something.

So they took Tina to the car and went back to the hotel.

Zhang Sanyu showed his enthusiastic side, pestering Tina and saying: "Beauty, tell my brother if you are short of money, my brother is rich...... I also told my brother that my brother is a man, and ......"

Compared with the youthful and innocent appearance when the monkey chased Liu Fei, Zhang San's performance was simply too strong, and Ye Huan asked himself if he was so shameless when he was picking up girls......

Everyone went back to the hotel and arranged a room for Tina alone, and the brothers entered Ye Huan's presidential suite.

Ye Huan squinted at Zhang San and snorted: "I remember that you used to watch Mao Er and never watch European and American films, what's the matter, now your taste has changed, and you like Yanmar?" ”

Zhang San grinned: "After touching it with my own hands, I realized that the Yanma has the beauty of the Yanma, and it is wonderful......"

"Do you like Tina as a person, or do you just like her Mimi? If you only like the Mimi of European girls, my brother will take you to the red light district at night and call you two European girls to fly, you can see that Tina is a woman from a good family, don't harm others. ”

Zhang San hurriedly said: "Of course I am the one who likes her, the female thief stole from the male thief, Brother Huan, don't you think this is God-given fate?" ”

Ye Huan stared at Zhang San's eyes for a while, Zhang San lowered his head with a little weakness, and added a superfluous sentence.

“…… What's more, it's a female thief as big as Mimi, how rare it is. ”

Ye Huan patted him on the shoulder and said in a deep voice: "Then soak her, she will be a Chinese man!" In case you have premature ejaculation, you can tell her Japanese and let the Japanese carry this black cauldron......"

"Brother Huan, is it necessary to scold me for being so poisonous?" Zhang San said with a dark face.

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The monkey threw a cigarette to Ye Huan and Zhang Sanyi, and after the brother swallowed a few mouthfuls of clouds and mist in the room, the monkey asked leisurely: "Brother Huan, is there a whereabouts of the arbor?" ”

Ye Huan smiled bitterly and shook his head: "No, I'm trying to find a way to let her know that I'm coming to Prague, if she has watched TV or newspapers in the past two days, she should appear soon." ”

The monkey sighed and said, "What a big living person, where can he go?" Europe is so big, it's too difficult to find someone, Brother Huan, is the method we are using now too passive? ”

"Can you think of a better way to do this? We don't have any clues at all, if she doesn't show up, where can we find her? ”

Monkey and Zhang San were silent.

yes, I don't even have a clue, where can I find her? The whole of Prague has a population of 1.2 million, and there are tens of millions of tourists, so can you hire people to knock on doors in Prague and search them?

In the silence, Ye Huan cheered up, and there was a confident brilliance in his eyes: "Wait, I have a hunch, this deadlock will be broken soon, and Qiao Mu will definitely be able to return to me in the end." ”

The monkey looked at Ye Huan and said deeply: "Brother Huan, you have to be calm, you can't mess around, we all believe that Qiao Mu has not appeared so far because she must have been held hostage or restricted by some kind, and she must have her hardships." You love her so much, she loves you so much, if even your love can't last, what else in this world is worth believing in? ”

Ye Huan smiled, and his tone was infinitely determined: "I have always believed in her, not to say that the mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, but dare to make such a fleshy sentence with Jun, at least she and I have already reached a consensus, we have identified each other, and once we recognize each other, we will not change it." ”

In the next few days, Ye Huan was still waiting for a turnaround.

In his free time, he took the monkey and Zhang San out for a stroll, and Tina temporarily acted as their tour guide. Tina is a very hard girl, after knowing that her employer is Chinese, she still does not forget to study Chinese hard in her spare time, bought a few books and tapes, plus Zhang San, a not very reliable master, Tina has learned very quickly these days, as long as the vocabulary is not too esoteric sentences, she can even guess that Meng can basically understand five or six points, and she can stumble to say a few simple sentences.

What is certain is that if Zhang San catches up with her in the future and has premature ejaculation in bed, speaking Japanese will definitely not be able to fool her. This girl looks more than one grade smarter than Zhang San, this difference is related to genetics and growth environment, at least people have never drunk poisoned milk when they are young, and Zhang San has never used this product except that his head is brand new and has not been used, and he really can't find any other advantages than Tina.

St. Vitus Cathedral, Charles the Great Stone Bridge, Golden Lane, and the world-famous Prague Square are just a few of the sights that have left their mark on them.

Ye Huan has been fighting his spirits, he is really not in the mood to visit the attractions of Prague, since he saw the photos of Qiao Mu appearing in Prague, his mood has been trying to suppress a gloomy mood.

The monkey and Zhang San were worried about the whereabouts of the arbor, and the interest in the tour was not high, and the three brothers walked around Prague for several days, as if they were forcing themselves to respond to the scene, and played very reluctantly.

However, Zhang San showed considerable interest in Tina, these days Zhang San by teaching her Chinese, the two of them are getting closer and closer, from time to time to teach her a few words such as "I love you", "kiss a good husband", "master, please train me" and the like, it is true that Zhang San has taken advantage of the foreign girl, it is certain that Zhang San has absolutely not insulted my Chinese national prestige, and China has made up for all the losses suffered by the European powers more than 100 years ago.

As the sun sets, the four of them walk slowly through a secluded alley in Prague, and the golden twilight shines behind them, as if gilded with a golden halo.

"Brother Huan, somehow, I suddenly felt a hairy ...... on my body" Zhang San's face suddenly turned white.

"What's wrong?"

"I always feel like someone is staring at us behind us, but when I look back, I don't find anything......" Zhang San's face showed uneasiness.

"It is said that foreigners have a weird aesthetic, no one should take a fancy to your appearance, right?"

Zhang San shook his head resolutely: "What kind of aesthetic distortion has it taken to look at my posture, I said that I am hairy because this feeling is very familiar...... It's like picking up your wallet on a bus and suddenly being targeted by plainclothes policemen. ”

Ye Huan laughed, and just as he was about to say a few words to him, something happened when something happened.

There was a muffled "poof" sound above the fence wall of the alley behind them, which was very slight and almost inaudible, and at the same time, a spark splashed on the bluestone brick wall in front of the three people.

Ye Huan's eyelids jumped rapidly, then he pressed the heads of the monkey and Zhang San with both hands, pressed down hard, and hooked his right leg without hesitation, tripping Tina to the ground, and finally shouted: "Lie down!" Lie down! ”

The four of them threw themselves to the ground at the same time as they were bottles knocked down by a bowling ball.

After experiencing the battlefield of life and death, Ye Huan is naturally no stranger to that voice.

It was the sound of a bullet being fired after a silencer was added to the front of the pistol.

Assassination!

Premeditated assassination!

Time, place, timing, all three are just right.

Behind him, several chaotic and hurried footsteps came.

Ye Huan didn't hesitate, the cat stood up from the ground with his waist bent, and shouted: "Quick, run to the corner of the alley in front of the alley!" ”

Monkeys they were frightened, they grew up ordinary, grew up ordinary, how could they have ever seen such a battle?

It was too late to be afraid, and the four of them stood up and ran towards the bend in front of them.

The footsteps behind him followed closely behind, and the silenced pistol kept firing bullets and making a muffled popping sound.

Just turned a corner, the four of them didn't have time to be happy, Zhang San, who was running in the front, suddenly trembled slightly, and then the whole body and movements were completely fixed, and slowly turned his head mechanically, Zhang San looked at Ye Huan and the three behind him, and said with a crying voice: "Hey, everyone has been brothers for so many years, don't make this kind of joke,...... Who of you just bit my ass? ”

Ye Huan hurriedly shook his head: "I don't have this hobby." ”

The monkey also hurriedly said: "I don't have this hobby, don't think about things too complicated, the truth is ......"

Pointing to Zhang San's buttocks, the monkey was full of sympathy: "...... You've been shot in the ass. ”

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