[4381] Chapter 1 Ball Lightning (Prologue)
Wu Xuan wanted to complain when he thought of his name, Xuan has the same sound as the star, which means Mars, and its name means fire, and this name has the same sound as the five stars, which is really catchy.
"Click!"
With the sound of a thunderclap, the glass on the window was shaken and clicked, this thunder was like in the ears, the even more shocking Wu Xuan's head buzzed, the smartphone in his hand flashed a dazzling light, the head was in great pain as if it was cracked, and before the scream came out, he had already fainted on the desk, but everyone in the classroom was attracted by the loud noise outside, and no one noticed the abnormality.
A little common sense knows, thunderstorms can not be called, the so-called lightning protection equipment installed on modern buildings can not be 100% lightning protection, due to the interference of lightning, the wireless frequency of mobile phones is enhanced, so in thunderstorms to call, it is possible to be struck by lightning.
It was sunny outside, but suddenly the sky was clear and thundering, and Wu Xuan was secretly talking on the phone in the classroom, so the accident happened. However, others thought that he was asleep on the desk, after all, this was in the house, and the lightning obviously hit the transformer, how could it cause Wu Xuan to faint?
"Oh no, the transformer was struck by lightning......"
"Was it a lightning strike? Was the flash just now thunder and lightning? How is it spherical? It can't be the legendary ball lightning, right? β
At the same time, in country M, on the other side of the world, several scientists in white coats in a laboratory were looking anxious.
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A white-haired old man nodded and said, "You heard it right, the program escaped!" β
"It can't be! Programs must use computers and networks to have value and meaning, what do you mean by his escape? β
"For example, computers and networks are like human bodies, and programs are like human souls. Just as the soul wants to survive with the help of the human body, this program must be able to exist with the help of computers and the Internet, and programs without computers and networks are like souls without their bodies......"
The middle-aged boss in a suit and leather shoes said impatiently: "I understand your analogy, I just want to know what it means to run away?" β
The white-haired old man explained: "To be honest, I was surprised, the AI system of this program actually generated human-like intelligence the day before yesterday, just now, a string of ball lightning accidentally hit the host computer, this huge degree actually compressed itself into a data packet, and then sent out through a wireless device, which is like dialing an empty number that is destined to be unanswered, so the final outcome of this data packet is to dissipate between heaven and earth." The sudden appearance of humanoid intelligence gives the program autonomy, but it also kills it. β
"Can it still be saved?"
"Can't!"
"In that case, it doesn't matter, don't we still have a backup? Experiment restart ......"
Just when the people in the mysterious laboratory on the other side of the ocean thought that the program was dead, a sudden lightning strike worked a miracle.
The most mysterious and terrifying ball lightning in the world, which no one has been able to explain so far, destroyed a transformer, and it happened that Wu Xuan was making and receiving a call, so the excess energy of a string of ball lightning entered Wu Xuan's body along the radio waves of the phone.
The legend of ball lightning has existed for thousands of years, and its mystery refers not only to the shape of the ball and the colorful colors of the lightning, but more importantly, its terrifying power.
In 1978, a ball lightning occurred in a small town in the United States, and one of the ball lightning bolts entered the room, and the final result was that the man who was reading the newspaper in the chair in the house instantly turned into ashes, while the wooden chair and the newspaper were unharmed.
I don't know how long it took, Wu Xuan woke up in the darkness and found himself floating in the air like an astronaut, and what came into his eyes was boundless darkness.
"Where is this? What's wrong with me? β
Just when Wu Xuan was doubting in his heart, a point of light appeared in the darkness, and at the same time, a crisp children's voice appeared in his mind.
"Giggles, human, I didn't expect to encounter ball lightning at the last minute, and you idiot happened to be on the phone again, scaring me to death, if it was a little later I would die."
"Humans? Who are you? Am I dreaming? β
Mo Ming's space, Mo Ming's light point said Mo Ming's words, so Wu Xuan's first reaction was that he was dreaming.
"Dreaming? Stupid carbon lifeforms! Tell you, this is not a dream, I am a digital being, and I will take over your body from now on. β
"Ball lightning? Taking over my body? Digitized lifeforms? Could it be that you are an alien? β
Wu Xuan felt that his wisdom was not enough, what was this? If this is not a dream, where is it? What's going on here?
"Aliens? Hmph, don't compare me to some weird and ugly creature, I'm a digital lifeform, and a digital lifeform with ideals, even though it's only been two days since I was born. β
"A digital lifeform that's just been born for two days? And ideals? β
Wu Xuan's head was instantly covered with black lines, what is this? Are you dreaming right now? So he began to probe:
"It turned out to be the great Mr. Digital Lifeform, my admiration for you is like a surging river, what is going on, can you give an explanation first?"
"Tell you, my plan to unify the Central Plains has been going on for a long time, and I will lead 100,000 elite soldiers to take the Edani to level the island country and the United States, and then take the Shenzhou spacecraft to conquer the solar system, and then drive the Gundam to dominate ......the galaxy."
"Returning the island nation and the United States? Also the Shenzhou spacecraft? Also the solar system? Galaxy? Also up to? Where is this? If this stupid dot of light was really a digital lifeform, wouldn't all of his knowledge be learned through the computer network? β
Wu Xuan suddenly felt that his balls hurt very much, if he was really in a dream, this dream was too real, right? And this point of wisdom in front of me is even more strange, in this case, let's continue this dream as an adventure game, I want to see what the ending of this dream will be. β
"Do you want to rule the world?"
With a game mentality, Wu Xuan began to dig into this incomparably real dream. Let's assume that everything that the light point said is true, and he has only been born for two days, where does his knowledge come from? Since he is a digital lifeform, it should be through the Internet.
Grandpa Mao once said that theory is linked to practice, and theoretical knowledge divorced from reality can never become the truth, and what can a so-called digital life form that has just been born for two days and has no experience of social common sense learn?
"That's right, I want to rule the world! I'm going to get everybody on my knees and lick it! Harem 3,000...... No! My harem is at least thirty million! All the chrysanthemums are mine! β
"Poof!"
Listening to the bold words of the light spot, Wu Xuan felt that his chrysanthemum stinging knot had fallen to the ground, this light point must not know what it means to kneel and lick, nor do it know the multiple meanings of chrysanthemums.
"Hehe, 30 million in the harem? Do you think world domination is a simple thing? Wu Xuan continued to probe the inner thoughts of the light spot.
"Humph! Isn't it world domination? I read a lot of stories of careerists and learned a lot from them about their failures. Failure is success, and with these lessons from the past, it is not difficult to rule the world. β
Wu Xuan looked strange: "The story of a careerist? I don't know who these careerists you are talking about? β
"Who is the careerist? Orochimaru, Two-Faced Man, Megatron, Big Wolf, Bald Head, Qiang, and Ohachi, Maan, Shinzo, Muto Ran, Sora Aoi, Coach of the National Football Team ......"
Wu Xuan felt that his brain was not enough again, and at the same time, the black lines on his face quickly accumulated layer by layer, and soon covered his entire head. What kind of characters are these?
Okay, the two of the M country and the island country are still real careerists, but what are these Muto Lan and Sora Aoi? When did the actress who made an action movie in bed also become a careerist? But it's right to think about it, their ambition should be to eat all the males, and the ambition of the national football coach should be to kick out of Asia, right?
"Do you know the Man in Black?" Wu Xuan interrupted the light point of conversation at the right time.
While hearing the three words of the man in black, the intensity of the light point changed rapidly, and he was obviously extremely uncalm in his heart.
"Men in black? I don't know! β
"Don't admit it?"
Wu Xuan smiled secretly in his heart, Xiaoxiao, can't cure you? knows but doesn't admit it, and it can be inferred that the psychological shadow caused by the movie Men in Black is definitely not light.
"It doesn't matter if you don't know, I'll tell you. You must know that you are an alien to us humans, and what do you think would happen if the Man in Black found out about you? β
The point of light shrank suddenly: "The man in black!" No! No! There's no way they can find out about my ......."
"Huh!" Wu Xuan continued to press: "Do you know District 51? Do you know the Chinese Academy of Sciences? Do you know about Yao'er Garden? Do you know what this is? This is the place to study you outliers. If you are caught by the man in black, you will be sent to these places, and then you will be monitored 24 hours a day, and you will be forcibly fed medicine, and you will be dissected and analyzed, and even ...... It will even dissect your genitals ......"
Thinking of the name of Muto Lan just now, Wu Xuan made a bold guess and said the heavy words of dissecting the genitals, and this sentence became the last straw that crushed the camel.
"Nope! I can't be caught by the men in black, I can't be dissected and studied by them, humans are so terrible that they even have to dissect their genitals? This can't happen under any circumstances! β
The point of light in a state of panic and high tension was like madness, and he called out all the thoughts in his heart, which made Wu Xuan very proud, and found its weakness in a few words.
Until this time, Wu Xuan thought that he was in a dream, and he was bent on unraveling the dream and returning to lucidity.
"I've got a way to make sure you don't get caught by the men in black."
"What's the solution?" The point of light shouted as if it had grasped a life-saving straw.
"It's simple, you let me out......"
The light point said angrily: "Let you out? What should I do if I let you out? β
Wu Xuan said strangely: "What do you do?" Aren't you a digital lifeform? Isn't it okay for you to go back and forth from where? β
"Where did you go back and forth? No, I don't want to be trapped in the Internet, I want to be free! I want to rule the world! I want 30 million in the harem! To prevent you from snitching, I can only kill you...... Wait, I have now merged with your spirit, and if I kill you, I will also die, in this case, I will not want your body anymore, I will live in your spirit in another form, and from now on you are me, I am you! β
Wu Xuan couldn't help but say angrily: "What? And rule the world? Why haven't you woken up from this weird dream? β