Chapter 276: Panic in Calm

Huang Jun glanced at this ignorant girl and asked, "Are you still drinking?" ”

As soon as Huang Jun asked, Nie Wenxin hurriedly woke up. She looked at Huang Jun with fiery eyes and said, "How did you do it, my ring?" ”

"Huh?!" Huang Jun was stunned for a moment, took a step back, bared his teeth and said, "That, there was some accident, I can't find it." ”

Nie Wenxin glared at him and stretched out her hand: "Compensate me, you want it now." ”

Huang Jun rolled his eyes, turned his back, thought carefully about the appearance of the ring, gestured with his fingers, and hurriedly urged his thoughts.

Nie Wenxin looked at his back, guessing the trick he might be playing, and quietly climbed into the jade cave, acting like a thief.

Huang Jun closed his eyes and stood intently, with nothing in his hands.

What is he doing, God? Nie Wenxin was confused again.

Huang Jun stood still for two minutes, hurriedly opened his eyes, and shouted in surprise: "I got it!" ”

Shouting, he reached out and took a ring from the air.

After a casual glance, Huang Jun turned around with satisfaction, and a pair of dull eyes immediately appeared in front of him.

The eyes looked at each other, and the eyelids did not blink, as if they were engaged in a secret handover.

"Ahh

Nie Wenxin exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly stepped back, as if she wanted to stay away from Huang Jun. It's a pity that the position she is standing in is too special, right at the entrance of the jade cave.

With this step, she immediately leaned back.

"Huh?!" Nie Wenxin exclaimed again.

Huang Jun's eyes widened, and he immediately stretched out his arm and took her in his arms.

Nie Wenxin seemed to be very uncomfortable with this situation, and waved her arms in a panic. She made such a fuss, and the whole person came out of the jade cave, and there was no place to borrow strength under her feet.

Huang Jun followed her backward trend and pounced.

Huang Jun pressed on top of her, as if he was riding a slide, and quickly slipped out to the bottom of the sand dune.

"Oh, my mother, my hands." Huang Jun pressed her, pulled his hand from under her, and shook it fiercely.

After a while, Huang Jun's hands had been rubbed out of the fine sand with several bloody wounds, and there was no skin in some places.

"Eldest sister, you don't toss less, it's not easy for me to live."

Huang Jun pressed her chest with both hands, and sat on the ground with an aggrieved ass.

Nie Wenxin looked at it sluggishly, her face swelled like a big red cloth, almost dripping water.

Blowing on the wound on his hand, Huang Jun looked at her. Seeing that she was still in her original state, Huang Jun stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her eyes.

She didn't respond.

"Well, don't play dead. If you don't say anything, I'll pick your pants. Huang Jun threatened.

Nie Wenxin rolled her eyes, and her chest rose and fell rapidly. She glanced at Huang Jun, sat up violently, waved her arms, clenched her fists, and hit Huang Jun's body fiercely: "You rascal, you should die, I'll stone you to death." ”

She gritted her teeth, tears streaming down her cheeks.

Huang Jun held his head and looked at her face from the angle. What kind of nerves does this have? I didn't offend her, didn't I just get out of here, it's worth it, and I didn't take off her pants.

Women, not very normal, Huang Jun has a deep experience.

Nie Wenxin went crazy for a while, gasped and stopped, scratched her hair fiercely, and waved the fine sand on Huang Jun's face.

"Well, it's all right?" Seeing that she finally stopped, Huang Jun finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Nie Wenxin glared at him, stretched out her hand and said, "Return my ring." ”

Huang Jun rolled his eyes. When I slid down just now, the ring was already lost.

"Okay, I'll pay you back, I'm not free right now." Dinner wasn't ready yet, and the sun was about to set.

Nie Wenxin glanced at him, simply turned her head, hugged her knees and ignored him.

Huang Junjun kidnapped her: "How long have you been engaged to you, and judging by your appearance, it's time to get married, right?" ”

"You don't have to worry about it." Nie Wenxin stood up angrily and said, "If you cook tonight and make me dissatisfied, I will sue you for kidnapping, sue you for forcible annihilation, and let you sit in prison for the rest of your life." ”

Nie Wenxin was ruthless, leaned out angrily and grabbed two dog skins, and climbed into Huang Jun's jade cave.

Huang Jun twisted his head, his eyes followed her, and he didn't react in surprise for a while. What do you mean, this girl is going to turn the sky upside down, dare to talk to me like this, isn't this deliberately looking for abuse?

"Nie Wenxin, you get out of here, that's my nest." Huang Jun shouted.

As soon as Huang Jun finished speaking, something flew out of the hole and smashed on Huang Jun's body.

Huang Jun grabbed it, glanced at it, and threw it on the ground. Grandma is a bear, even the shoes were thrown away, I see how you wear them?

I haven't eaten for nearly a day, and Huang Jun is really hungry.

But after thinking about the skills he mastered, Huang Jun reluctantly found that he really couldn't make more advanced food.

One peach, two peaches, one tomato, two tomatoes, one cucumber, two cucumbers...... Anything that is made using genetic mapping is raw, and it is impossible to be cooked at all.

It seems that there are only specific fruits and vegetables that can be eaten raw, and as for meat and the like, Huang Jun really can't think of it.

Holding a large pile of melons and fruits, Huang Jun leaned to the entrance of the cave and shouted to Nie Wenxin, who was curled up and lying on her side: "Can't you eat?" ”

"Eat!" Nie Wenxin was not pretentious, she got up directly, ran to Huang Jun's side, and pushed everything she could eat into the hole.

Huang Jun blinked and shouted angrily, "Don't be so domineering, I haven't eaten yet." ”

Nie Wenxin gave him a blank look, returned to the bullshit, rubbed the fruit on his clothes, and ate happily.

Huang Jun looked at her domineering appearance, swallowed his saliva, slipped out to the bottom of the sand dune, and continued to work in a depressed manner.

After eating two peaches, Huang Jun touched his belly. My stomach is full, but I can't quench my hunger, so I have to think about making some cooked food as soon as possible.

Fire! The most critical thing. Huang Jun pondered for a moment, reached out and grabbed Nie Wenxin's riding boots, and threw them into her residence.

The fire element, Huang Jun is no stranger, can be used specifically for cooking, this is the first attempt.

Xiao Yu put out the permutation and combination code of the fire element, and Huang Jun immediately followed suit.

At this moment, the sun has already set, and only the sunset is left in the sky.

Without the sun's rays, Huang Jun thought about learning from it, but it became impossible.

After Nie Wenxin ate and drank enough, she suddenly realized a big thing, her stomach was growling, and she wanted to go to the toilet without tissue.

When Nie Wenxin walked to the entrance of the cave with a red face, she found that Huang Jun had already climbed into another jade cave. And the most annoying thing is that he also further expanded the jade cave, and its living area is larger and more spacious than before.

Huang Jun crossed his legs, lowered his head, and looked at the jade ground obliquely, as if he was contemplating, as if he was meditating.

"Huang Jun, let me ask you something." Nie Wenxin felt more uncomfortable in her stomach, hesitated for a while, and still spoke.

Huang Jun raised his head in a depressed spirit, glanced at her, lowered his head again, and said weakly: "Say, what's the matter." ”

"You, do you have toilet paper?" Nie Wenxin blushed, lowered her head, and said in the smallest voice.

"What?" Huang Jun didn't seem to hear clearly, and raised his voice and asked. Without waiting for Nie Wenxin to answer, he suddenly laughed and said, "It turned out to be hand paper, haha, no." ”

"What then?" Nie Wenxin whispered to Huang Jun for help.

"Well, I can't help it." Huang Jun shook his head: "Let you go back, you don't listen, you have to stay." Okay now, you can't even get over the first problem. After two days, you'll be covered with flies and maggots, and I'll see what you're doing. ”

"You bastard, stinky rascal, don't talk about cool things, and find a way for my mother." Nie Wenxin was annoyed and scolded loudly.

"I can use my underwear, but I can still use it when I wash it with water. Run away, or I'll peep. Huang Jun didn't get up either, stretching his neck and shouting loudly to stimulate her.

After Nie Wenxin finished speaking, she didn't say anything, she got out of the jade cave, stepped on the soft sand, and walked towards the sand dunes in the distance.

Huang Jun walked to the entrance of the cave and looked at her figure, and seeing that she would not have an accident, he simply sat down, pinching his chin and pondering. It's a big deal.,Even if you don't have this girl.,You can't wipe your ass with a stone, right? Grinding back and forth and getting hemorrhoids is not good.

How to solve this problem?

"Huang Jun, do you want to make paper?" Xiao Yu asked.

Huang Jun nodded: "Yes." How do you wipe your butt without paper in this place? ”

"Stupid people are unreasonable, you can play by yourself." Xiao Yu left a sentence and simply remained silent.

Am I stupid? Huang Jun pointed to his nose, a little surprised.

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