Chapter 353 It's better to worship the Buddha than to worship me
Because of the unmanned pilot, the old airliner is like a fledgling that has just learned to fly, flying forward tremblingly, and from time to time it also sways left and right, which is very scary.
The wolf head, who was driven by Chen Chen to put ducks on the shelves, sat in the driver's seat hard, looked at dozens of indicators and switches, his face was green, his eyes were straight, and he didn't dare to start for a long time.
"Come on, what are you afraid of, you just think this is a fighter jet." Chen Chen saw that the plane began to go up and down, and he was a little anxious.
The wolf head burst into tears and said: "No, I can't do it at all, this broken plane is an antique from the seventies of the last century, and the operation panel is completely different from the fighter, I really can't." ”
"Day!" Chen Chen couldn't help but speak violently.
At this moment, the weather suddenly changed, just now it was still a clear sky, suddenly the clouds were thick, a little raindrop hit the window, and a small stone hit, like a small stone, the sound of a bang, if it rained alone, but to make matters worse, the wind gradually increased, blowing the whole plane to shake from side to side.
Chen Chen's face turned green, and when he saw that the wolf's head couldn't be counted on, he stomped his feet and said, "Let's plan for the worst, if it really doesn't work, I think we can only jump out of the cabin to escape." ”
An Yue said lightly: "I advise you not to get your hopes up, do you think this antique plane will be equipped with an escape umbrella?" ”
"Won't it?" Chen Chen stammered: "An escape umbrella is a must, without this thing, the plane is not allowed to take off." ”
An Yue chuckled lightly, and said with a hint of mockery: "Don't forget, this is Somalia!" ”
Chen Chen is depressed, yes, this is the war-torn and extremely poor Somalia, the whole country has opened international routes to the capital Mogadishu, and the domestic routes are still antique planes that have been in service for more than 30 years, hoping that Mogadishu Capital Airport is equipped with a modern escape umbrella in order to consider the safety of passengers, it is better to hope that the wolf's head suddenly opens his mind and smoothly drives the plane to Hargeisa!
I thought so, but Chen Chen still didn't give up, and went to the flight attendant to ask for an escape umbrella with a faint hope, and it was needless to say that An Yue was unfortunate to say, and those flight attendants of your sister actually asked him what an escape umbrella was, and he was so tender and scorched that he couldn't cry or laugh.
At this time, the wind and rain were even greater, and Chen Chen found that the plane was shaking and shaking even more, like a flat boat in a raging storm, it seemed that there was a danger of being submerged at any time, and what was even more upsetting was that at this time, lightning and thunder began to roar again, and God seemed to be a master who fell into the well, and all the unfavorable factors came.
Back in the cockpit, Chen Chen sat in the passenger seat, looked at the vast curtain in front of him and the raging wind and rain and said helplessly: "It seems that this time I really want to burn incense and worship the Buddha for an estimate!" mother
Yes, what a broken place, if you can escape this time, next time whoever invites Lao Tzu to come to Somalia will be in a hurry! ”
An Yue said lightly: "What's the use of burning incense and worshiping the Buddha, why don't you worship me, maybe I can save your life." ”
Chen Chen smiled bitterly: "It's all this time, don't be joking, okay, I'm not in the mood." ”
The little girl's cherry-like little mouth showed a smile and said, "Who is joking with you?" Seriously, bye bye, maybe I'll be flying a plane all of a sudden? ”
"You're stupid to me" The young man didn't raise his head, and said angrily: "Why don't you worship me, maybe I will suddenly fly aa ”
Chen Chen suddenly thought of something, and the wolf howled and jumped up, grabbing the beautiful girl's white and tender little
hand, looking her up and down in disbelief, An Yue smiled, her white clothes fluttering, like the most beautiful Xuelan in the night!
"You're going to drive this big guy?" Chen Chen was a little unconvinced, and asked suspiciously.
An Yue smiled and said: "I never said I wouldn't, didn't I just say let me come, it's because you don't believe me." ”
"Really?" Chen Chen was pleasantly surprised, could this be the legendary mountain and water with no way out, and another village with bright willows and flowers?
An Yue pinched his face and said playfully: "Since our family is in the arms business, of course we will not let go of the most profitable fighter jets and civil airliners, this Airbus A is made by all the Airbus companies owned by our An family, as a child of the An family, if you can't even drive a home-made plane, how embarrassing it is!" "Is that true?" Chen Chen rubbed his hands and said excitedly: "Then hurry up, don't just say that you can't practice." ”
"That's not good, you have to worship me first, you can't say it yourself!" An Yue suddenly became petty.
Chen Chen couldn't cry or laugh, rubbed her green silk and said, "Don't you need to be so serious, you see that this plane is shaking and can't stand, do you still have the heart to joke?" Hurry up, hurry up, you can settle this big guy first, and when you get to Hargeisa, can't I worship you as a real Buddha? ”
An Yue pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "I heard it, I'm coaxing me, it's okay, I won't play with you." ”
The little girl turned around and sat in the driver's seat, and casually pressed a few switches, which made Chen Chen's heart tremble, did she really know how to fly a plane or a fake one? Why do I think it's so unreliable?
Facts have proved that An Yue's driving skills are very reliable, so she gently fiddled with the operation panel a few times, and the airliner slowly stabilized, no longer shaking, no longer bumping, as if it had a second spring, breaking through the rainstorm clouds and flying forward.
"Cow!" Chen Chen happily hugged the little girl's soft waist and turned around several times, looking at her beautiful and moving face, he sighed: "You are so powerful, you can even fly a plane, what else can't you?" ”
An Yue smiled and said, "Yes, I won't drive a manned spacecraft." ”
Chen Chen laughed, pinched her fair little face and said, "It's really not modest, I don't believe that you only have a spaceship that can't be opened!" What about warships? And what about aircraft carriers? Will you drive? ”
"Yes, what's so hard about that, let me tell you, the more complicated things seem to be, the easier they are to operate." An Yue said very seriously.
Chen Chen thought she was joking, so he didn't take it seriously, he wouldn't think that people were small
The girl is telling the truth!
After many accidents, the passenger plane from Mogadishu finally landed peacefully and smoothly at Hargeisa Airport.
In order to make unnecessary trouble and hide their whereabouts, after Chen Chen and his entourage got off the plane, they quietly got into the two cars that Xie Lanlan had asked someone to drive to the airport in advance, and quietly left the ............... without alarming anyone.
Hargeisa is the second largest city in Somalia, located on the plateau, nominally under the rule of the northern government of Puntland, but in reality it is full of armed factions and dogs, and all parties do not buy the northern government and the government account at all, and go their own way.
Although the government of Puntland is determined to truly rule the city, it is helpless and beyond its strength, and its main military force is focused on confronting the Somali interim government and suppressing the rebel forces one after another, and has no time to take care of the unconvinced armed factions in the city of Hargeisa.
In this ownerless city, there are ten major forces, large and small, and the Friends of Hargeisa were originally the strongest one, but after Queen Xie Lanlan came, she snatched the strongest name in just one or two years of hard work, and the glamorous with a net worth of hundreds of millions of dollars can be compared to those poor ghosts in Hargeisa, after billions of dollars were smashed, it didn't take much effort to have a private army of more than 3,000 people, and all of them were well-equipped, in addition to the lack of actual combat experience, the hardware strength was enough to stand out from the crowd.
It is precisely because of this that the friends of Hargeisa did not dare to rush to grab it after learning that a diamond had been mined in a mine they sold, but relied on the fact that they were the head of the land, frequently attacked the mine, and exerted pressure to force Xie Lanlan to bow his head.
But he obviously underestimated the strength and temper of the glamorous, in the face of these small actions, Xie Lanlan on the one hand strengthened the defense of the mine, purchased a large number of arms to control, on the other hand, actively expanded the power of his subordinates, and in just two or three months, the mine was turned into a modern military base, so that all those who peeped into the diamond mine did not dare to do it easily.
The car drove on the bumpy dirt road in Hargeisa, Chen Chen looked around at the city, his heart was half cold, what kind of broken place is your sister, it is the second fucking city in Somalia, there is not even a decent cement road, it is estimated that it has just rained not long ago, and the large and small potholes on the dirt road are full of yellow muddy water, and the car accidentally plunged into it and splashed a person-high dirty water, and the car window was dirty after a few times.
"Compared to Hargeisa, Mogadishu is already heaven." Xie Lanlan saw the little man's depression and said with a smile: "The turmoil and chaos here are destined to not have too many foreign consortiums settle in, and Hargeisa is located on the plateau, the climate is poor, and it is not as good as the natural advantages of coastal cities, so it is naturally very backward, but fortunately, there are rich mineral resources here, attracting many gold diggers, and it has slowly developed to the point where it is today." ”
Chen Chen shook his head and said: "If Mogadishu is equivalent to a county-level city in China, Hargeisa is at the township level, or the most backward kind, and I haven't seen buildings with more than five floors along the way." ”
The glamorous smiled: "Compared to Mogadishu, of course, this place is much worse, but compared to other places, this place is very good, you haven't been to the really poor place in Somalia, when you have seen thousands of miles of red land and white bones, famine everywhere starvation and wilderness, you will sigh that Hargeisa is at least a paradise." ”
Chen Chen's face turned green when he heard this, and he said in disbelief: "Is there such a miserable place? ”
"Yes, a lot." An Yue said lightly: "For the refugees in the whole Somalia, the most desirable place is naturally Mogadishu, although there are many hungry refugees, but Mogadishu is the capital of Somalia in the end. ”
"Then there are Hargeisa and a few coastal cities, which have either mineral resources or marine resources, and when the refugees can't survive, they sell themselves into slavery to mine owners or ship owners, and although they have to do extremely heavy physical work, they can barely survive with a bite to eat."
"Except for the above-mentioned cities, the rest of Somalia is hell, where refugees can no longer be called human beings, just a group of numb and waiting to die, in those places where international humanitarian relief groups cannot go, every day countless people die of hunger, disease and extreme weakness, and those who do not die will do everything possible to get out of there, for them, as long as they can climb into cities such as Mogadishu or Hargeisa, it is a new life!"
After listening to An Yue's words, what else could Chen Chen say? He could only give the middle finger to those in power who had troubled the land with affection!。