Chapter 246: Reverse Thinking
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Chapter 246 Reverse Thinking
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The first time I came into contact with this legendary Tenglong Shaodong, his future boss, but this Shaodong's thinking was really ...... It's so out of tune that it's hard for the average person to keep up.
Obviously, although the idea of occupying Prague is very creative, it is not very feasible, and Ye Huan also feels a little unreliable.
"Unrealistic, right?" Ye Huan looked at Wei Changjun with a little disappointment.
Wei Changjun hesitated: "Ye Shao,...... It's a bit unrealistic. ”
Ye Huan sighed.
What are the chances of finding someone in a city?
It's like looking for a fish in the ocean, you can't say that the odds are exactly equal to zero, but in fact it's not much higher than zero.
Ye Huan was so annoyed that he pulled his hair: "Isn't there any clue at all?" ”
Wei Changjun said calmly: "Ye Shao, I said just now, Miss Nan Qiaomu began to disappear in London, this matter is full of strangeness, a Chinese in the UK said that he disappeared, afterwards Ye Shao's family did not hesitate to use the official department of our embassy in the UK to ask the British government to help find it, but was rejected by the British government as a state secret, although foreign countries attach great importance to human rights, but the whereabouts of their own citizens are regarded as a state secret, which is very unbelievable, not to mention that Miss Nan obtained British nationality on the day she arrived in the UK, lightning speed, simply unheard of. ”
Ye Huan nodded: "Yes, I have long felt that something is wrong with this, I have always been unable to figure out where Qiao Mu's overseas relationship came from, and the relationship is so tough, I have been with her every day all these years, what are some people in her circle of friends and colleagues, I know better than her, why did this layer of overseas relations suddenly appear?" ”
Wei Changjun said with a smile: "Ye Shao, I am Chinese New Year's Eve five years old today, when I was thirty years old, I understood a very profound truth, the mind of a woman in the world is the most difficult to guess, no matter how much you think you know about this woman, this woman must have one or several secrets that you don't know, women have a lot of mouths, other people's secrets are often passed on through their mouths, the world knows, and at the same time, women's mouths are also very strict, when she thinks that no one can know the secret, she will not leak a word if she is killed......"
Ye Huan was dumbfounded.
Wei Changjun's words were profound, and they were very vicissitudes, Ye Huan squinted at him: "Thirty years old was green? ”
Wei Changjun groaned: "When I come back from a business trip for three years, the child has a ...... birthday"
Ye Huan twisted his eyebrows and pinched his fingers: "It's not quite right......"
Wei Changjun sighed: "Of course it's wrong, it's too wrong." ”
Ye Huan thought about it and was shocked: "We have to speed up the pace to find someone, in case other men take advantage of the situation, it's time to drink the child's full moon wine, my cheap dad should be wronged!" Aren't you just a living negative textbook? ”
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"Ye Shao, it is certain that there must be someone or some force behind Miss Nan who is protecting her and secretly operating this matter, this person or force has a lot of energy in the UK or in Europe, in order to protect Miss Nan, I don't even mind offending my country's politics."
"What kind of people or forces in Europe have so much energy?"
Wei Changjun muttered: "I have thought about this question for a long time, the person or force to protect Miss Nan is nothing more than three possibilities, one is a certain ** party, you know, the military of any country has a lot of power in the country, no matter what involves a certain technology of the military, it can be listed as a state secret, Miss Nan is a master, and it is said that she is a famous prodigy, if she has some kind of research results in her hands that can make a certain ** party pay attention to, so it is completely possible to protect her." ”
Ye Huan's expression was shocked: "Impossible, right?" Qiao Mu should tell me as soon as possible even if she has any scientific research results, she has not hidden anything from me all these years, and besides, she is only a master's ......."
Wei Changjun sighed: "There are countless cases where scientific research achievements have nothing to do with degrees, and this possibility cannot be ruled out." ”
Ye Huan shook his head and was silent, but his expression was very firm.
He and Qiao Mu are both in the welfare institute, the old dean has been very strict with their education over the years, patriotic education is the most basic one, "not my race, its heart must be different" This sentence has been deeply imprinted in everyone's bones, under the influence of ears and eyes, they have an instinctive defense and even rejection of foreign countries, with his understanding of Qiao Mu, joining the British nationality may be a helpless self-preservation, but even if he is desperate, Qiao Mu will not choose to exchange scientific and technological achievements for the protection of other countries, in the words of the old dean, this is called " The elbow is turned outward, and the back of the head is rebellious", this kind of thing Qiao Mu will never do.
"Aren't there three possibilities? What about the other two? ”
Wei Changjun said: "The second possibility is that Miss Nan may know a politician in power in a certain country, any country in the world, the most powerful politicians, they can provoke war with a word, and they can also exchange peace with a word, if a politician wants to protect a person, it is really easy." ”
"And the third?"
"The third is the members of the royal family, Europe, like China, has also experienced a long period of feudal rule, and now although the royal family members are limited by the power of the parliaments of various countries, their influence is still widespread, if the royal family wants to protect Miss Nan, it is also a very easy thing to do, such a small thing, I believe the parliament will not give this face......"
Ye Huan thought about it and felt that Wei Changjun's analysis was very reasonable, except for these three, no, it should be two possibilities, no one really has such a great energy to protect the arbor so thoroughly.
However, these two kinds of people are also the most troublesome people, politicians are so powerful that they even refuse to use the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, how can they put a young man from China in their eyes? The royals are even more unlikely, it is said that their toilets are all gold, and I believe that they have nothing in common with him, a Chinese who bargains for even a fritter......
- Unless you sneak into Buckingham Palace and tie up Queen Elizabeth......
Ye Huan's thinking has never been on the right path.
Wei Changjun sighed bitterly: "Our investigation team has been secretly visiting European countries for nearly a year, and we have gained nothing, because Miss Nan's disappearance has somehow been elevated to the political level, and the British government has refused to let go at all, and it will be difficult for them to cooperate with our many actions, you must know that this is a foreign country, and our country has no such influence, so until now we have not been able to find out any clues about Miss Nan." ”
Ye Huan stood quietly in front of the floor-to-ceiling window of the suite, looking at the Vltava River outside the window, under the afterglow of the setting sun, the Vltava River was shining like crystal scales, and the red sunset sprinkled on every corner of this ancient city, as if it was covered with a golden coat.
Arbor...... Are you in front of a window in the city, quietly watching the sunset over Prague like I do?
Ye Huan stared quietly out of the window for a long time, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.
"I can't find her, so why don't you let her come to me? If I let her know that I was also in Prague, would she take the initiative to come to see me? ”
Ye Huan muttered a few words, as if he had walked out of a labyrinth, and his eyes suddenly opened up.
"Team Leader Wei......"
"What does Ye Shao command?"
"Spend money to buy the pages of all the newspapers in Prague tomorrow, with the largest font on the pages, and the meaning is only one sentence: Ye Huan of China has come to Prague......"
Wei Changjun is a smart person, and after a little thought, he understood Ye Huan's intentions, so his eyes lit up, and he said happily: "This is a good way, Ye Shao's reverse thinking ability is very unusual." ”
"Also, I'm going to be famous in Prague, I'm going to be on TV......, I'm going to be on TV."
"This thing...... It's a bit difficult. ”
"Forget it, I'll figure it out myself."
"How does Ye Shao plan to become famous?"
"Find a lively place to run naked, it's time for the second brother to come out and breathe......" Ye Huan lowered his head and looked at the crotch of his pants affectionately.
Streak is just an idea.
As a last resort, Ye Huan naturally won't use this method to become famous, although Ye Dashao's sense of honesty is small, but it is not nothing.
The next day, Wei Changjun led Ye Huan around Prague.
Prague is a tourist city with many attractions, such as the famous Old Town Prague Square, the St. Vita Church, the galleries under Prague Castle, the Old Royal Palace where the former King of Bohemia lived, and so on.
However, the reason why Ye Huan and them wandered around was not to visit, Ye Huan was not in the mood to look at these things, he just wanted to find a suitable place and then ...... Think of a way to get on TV.
It's a pity that after the two of them went shopping all day, Ye Huan still didn't think of a way to become famous.
Both of them were a little tired and came to the last attraction of the day, the Charles Bridge, which was built during the time of Charles IV.
With a length of 520 meters, this 600-year-old stone bridge is the oldest and longest bridge in Europe, and is home to 30 statues of saints, all of whom were created by European masters of the 17th and 18th centuries.
In addition to being a famous attraction on par with Prague Square, it is also a paradise for many unexpected artists. On both sides of the bridge, artists and vendors set up stalls selling small crafts or painting sketches or even portraits to visitors.
Today is undoubtedly a good day, and there are so many tourists on the bridge that it is almost crowded.
Ye Huan and Wei Changjun wiped their sweat and walked hard in the crowd of tourists.
"With so many people crammed on the bridge, there won't be a collapse, right?" Ye Huan said with a worried expression: "After all, this is an old bridge that is more than 600 years old, and a 100-year-old grandfather can't carry his grandson, not to mention that a grandfather over 600 years old still carries so many grandchildren......"
Wei Changjun couldn't cry or laugh: "Ye Shao, don't scold us into it, we are all on the bridge now." Besides, this bridge is the strongest bridge in Europe, and every month every year, the municipal council sends bridge experts and engineers to monitor the bridge, and if the bridge fails, they will close the bridge for repair. ”
Ye Huan was relieved, turned his head to look around, and suddenly said in surprise: "Hey, look at the bridge railing opposite, the guy with the camera on his shoulder, he is from the TV station, right?" ”
Wei Changjun stared at the sign on the camera and said, "Yes, the Czech national TV channel T2, that is, the documentary channel, is estimated to be filmed here." ”
Ye Huan was excited: "Let's go, go to that buddy and hang around twice, strive for the last shot, if you can, give that buddy a little benefit, see if you can let me stay in front of the camera for a few more seconds, it's best to give me a few more lines......"
Wei Changjun said helplessly: "Ye Shao...... This isn't very reliable, right? The process of shooting a documentary is very long, a film is filmed, and then edited, narration, subtitles, etc., to say the least, it takes three or five months to broadcast to the outside world, do you have time to wait? ”
"No matter, catch one of them, hang around here for a few seconds, let's go find the next one to carry the camera, I have to be this passerby today." Ye Huan rushed to pull Wei Changjun and squeezed towards the buddy who was carrying the camera.
There were a lot of tourists on the bridge, and after squeezing two steps, Ye Huan accidentally stepped on the foot of a tourist.
“oh! **! A blonde young man jumped up with his feet in his hands and cursed loudly.
"Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to......" Ye Huan hurriedly apologized.
"yellowskinofpig ......" the foreigner scolded loudly again.
Wei Changjun's face suddenly became ugly, Ye Huan looked at him, although he couldn't understand English, but he at least knew how to read his face, Wei Changjun's face told him that the foreigner must not have any good farts in his mouth.
"So what did *** just say?" Ye Huan said with a calm face.
Wei Changjun's face stiffened and said, "He scolded us for being yellow-skinned pigs......
Ye Huan was stunned for a moment, and then became furious: "Damn! Do you still think that this is the Opium War? Today, Lao Tzu wants to defeat imperialism again! ”
Wei Changjun didn't have time to stop him, so Ye Huan turned around, squeezed in front of the foreigner, and glared at him fiercely: "What did you *** just say?" Kind of say it again! ”
Foreigners naturally couldn't understand Chinese, so the corners of their mouths pulled and compared a middle finger towards Ye Huan: "**you!" ”
Ye Huan understood this sentence, and laughed angrily.
"I can't communicate with you, express what I mean with practical actions......"
Ye Huan looked left and right, and saw that there was a young artist by the bridge who was painting portraits of tourists with a paintbrush, and the white paper on the frame was only a bottom, Ye Huan didn't care about it, and even snatched the paper with the frame and the brush: "It's so ugly, no wonder you can't make a fortune...... Team Leader Wei, give him money, I bought the frame, and by the way, I even bought his pen......"
After Ye Huan finished speaking, he buried his head on the paper and brushed four big characters like a dragon and snake flying, threw the pen after writing, and forced it into the hands of the foreigner who had just scolded him along with the picture frame.
"Take it! Look at your unbeaten appearance......" Ye Huan said as he took two steps back.
The foreigner held the picture frame in both hands and shrugged his shoulders inexplicably: "Ean? ”
As soon as the words fell, Ye Huan wiped his nose with one hand, and then screamed strangely: "Ahhh ”
kicked out, and the picture frame held by the foreigner was kicked out of a big hole, and the foreigner who was caught off guard was also kicked by Ye Huan's kick and turned over three heels, and he didn't even have time to moan before he closed his breath.
The surrounding hustle and bustle suddenly fell silent, and all the tourists looked at Ye Huan in shock.
Wei Changjun stepped forward with a wry smile: "Ye Shao, you have only been in Prague for a day, why did you get into trouble?" ”
"Don't give this *** a lesson, Lao Tzu, the Chinese, is in vain." Ye Huan said coldly.
Wei Changjun said helplessly: "Let's fight, why do you still write the words 'Sick Man of East Asia' for him to hold?" ”
Ye Huan looked at him and said with an unusually serious expression: "But if you Chinese fight foreigners, these four words must be there, and they must be broken, otherwise it will not be a good situation......
"But Ye Shao ......"
"What's wrong?"
"The word 'disease' is written incorrectly...... Wei Changjun said weakly: "You wrote it as 'East Asia Bingfu'......"
Ye Huan: "............"
Long......
Ye Huan glanced at him coldly and said, "Team Leader Wei, what you should do now is to help me hire a good lawyer, instead of paying attention to such inconsequential details!" ”
ps:Weak ask for a recommendation vote.。。。 As well as a monthly pass... Suddenly I found that the ranking dropped a lot, and it was ugly...
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