0217, Imperial Princess?

Thinking of Liu Bang's story, Zhang Lan was very excited, that Liu Bang had nothing, he could make up the mysterious life story of the reincarnation of the real dragon and recruit the heroes, couldn't he, a person with lottery space, make up a more awesome story?

The true dragon son of heaven just refers to the emperor of China, it's nothing, it's not good, it's not good to be bullied by the black dragon of other countries, Tyrannosaurus rex or something, simply make up a bigger one, Lao Tzu is the emperor of the earth!

What is the earth, that is, the mortal realm. ,!

In other words, the Emperor of the Earth is the Emperor of the Mortal Realm!

The so-called Three Realms: the Mortal Realm, the Void Realm, and the Netherworld Darkness Realm.

can be the emperor of a realm, isn't it trivial to accept a few steps like Qiao Feng's little brother?

"Hehe, that's it...... Lao Tzu found that he could pretend better than Liu Bang's sling...... Hehe......" Thinking of a good idea, Zhang Lan was a little excited, and the very cool Jinsheng cigarette was crushed by him in the crystal ashtray on the coffee table.

He exhaled, as if he had made a lot of determination, and Master Li was shocked when he saw it, for fear that he would impulsively tell the secret of the lottery space, but it was difficult to stop it.

Luo Bing'er's breasts continued to rise and fall, and the air was silent and tense, and it felt like Zhang Lan was lying on top of them and was about to suffocate them in the clouds.

"Hehe, that's good...... I'm not mortal, but you're going to have to rot in your stomachs with this secret...... For more than 20 years, I have always thought that I am a super invincible sling who is poor, ugly, sexual, stupid and stupid, so I used to have low self-esteem, which Xixi knows very well......"

Zhuo Xixi nodded awkwardly, she wanted to erase the unpleasant experience she had with Zhang Lan in the past. She thought that with this experience, her status among Zhang Lan's women would be very low......

Xixi was afraid that Zhang Lan would bring up the past again, but who knew that Zhang Lan would mention it again.

"Hmm...... I remember that when I was on the college campus, I was actually secretly envious of the rich and handsome, the famous brands they worn, the generous hands, and the beautiful women...... But I know I'm not that fate! …… However, it didn't take long for God to finally open his eyes...... One day, I had a dream and had a strange dream......" Zhang Lan said this, paused deliberately, and found that the girls were all listening with their eyes open, all thinking, what kind of dream was that?

Taking the cup of green tea added by Bing'er, Zhang Lan took a sip and continued to say seriously: "Well, it was this dream that changed my life...... I still remember that in my dream, in a strange place, where there were clouds and mist everywhere, and there were dangerous peaks everywhere, I don't know what kind of place it was? …… I remember that I was crawling on the edge of a cliff shivering, my whole body was weak, and I tried to hold on to the corner of the rock, but I didn't have the strength...... I thought I was going to fall and die, but at that moment, a white-bearded old man appeared out of thin air behind me, and he saved me...... The old man told me very kindly: I have finally found you, the emperor of the earth! ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Lan paused, and found that Luo Bing'er and the others were the bosses with their mouths open, and there were words in their mouths, "The Emperor of the Earth? Sounds like a powerful name, huh? ”

"Yes, the name of the Earth Emperor not only sounds powerful and domineering, but he is already powerful and domineering! The white-bearded old man was afraid that happiness would come too quickly, and I would die of excitement, so he gave me a handful in my heart and helped me breathe a sigh of relief...... Then he patiently popularized the knowledge to me, saying what is the Three Realms, what is the Earth Emperor Yunyun, and what is the Heavenly Providence Yunyun......" Zhang Lan said with a reminiscence.

"I was ignorant, I didn't know anything about it...... When I woke up, I found that this was actually a dream, and the sling was still the sling......"

Speaking of this, Helan Yu'er said quickly: "So husband, is it really just a dream?" ”

"Of course not, soon, I remember deeply, it was in a small forest, I seemed to be a little depressed in those days, my chest was stuffy, so I went to climb the mountain, but I was blocked by a big snake halfway through, the snake was several meters long, with a foul letter in its mouth, and its eyes were as green as lanterns, which was terrifying, and I was so frightened that I sat down on the ground......" Zhang Lan pretended to be very scared.

"Oh, it's terrible, did the snake eat you?" Sun Fei'er's eyes flashed wide, and she couldn't help but ask cutely.

"Of course not, otherwise you would still have such a good husband? …… Well, it's too late, that's fast, because of the instinct to survive, I picked up a stone and threw it at the big snake......" Zhang Lan made a smashing gesture.

"How?" Master Li couldn't help but ask, even she was deceived by Zhang Lan.

"How? Hehe, I hit the snake in the head...... The snake was not angry, nor did it wriggle its tail frantically to fight back against me, but its green eyes were full of fear, and it turned its head as if it had seen a ghost, and ran away with its tail between its legs......"

"How so? Isn't that snake fierce? Will it be afraid of you? Lee asked in disbelief.

"Hehe, it's actually very simple, I don't know when, there was a person standing behind me......" Zhang Lan said.

"Oh, it's a ghost? …… Who the hell is it? He's strong? Zhuo Xixi was startled.

"It's not a ghost...... Of course he is very strong, that person is Qiao Feng! Zhang Lan's eyes suddenly brightened.

The girls suddenly realized, "Mom, it's Qiao Feng!" ”

"Yes, it was Ah Feng who saved my life...... What's even more bizarre is that I didn't know Ah Feng at the time, I really thought I was a ghost, but Ah Feng knew me, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he affectionately called me master! Speaking of this, Zhang Lan was slightly weak-hearted, and her face jumped, worried that Qiao Feng would listen to the lie and would definitely despise him as the master.

Hearing this, Master Li finally understood, knowing that Zhang Lan was talking nonsense, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and at the same time admired Zhang Lan's wisdom.

"Why? …… Why did Qiao Feng call you master as soon as they met? Helan Yu'er listened attentively and asked curiously.

In fact, they have always been curious about this question, but no one dares to ask.

"Hehe, Ah Feng only said one sentence...... You should have guessed it with your ingenuity? Zhang Lan smiled and shot the women.

He left the opportunity to answer to a few wives.

Luo Bing'er and the girls glanced at each other, and said with a knowing smile: "He said that you are the emperor of the earth!" ”

"Uh-huh, sure enough, all of them are smart! That's right, that's what Ah Feng said! …… I was stupid...... Later, when I thought about the dream I had, I seemed to understand something...... But there is still a cloud dancing in the brain......

Later, several masters appeared one after another, and they saved me when my life was in danger...... I asked: Why did you save me, and they all said that I was the emperor of the earth......

So, I believed...... It turns out that I am not a sling, but the emperor of the earth. ”

When Zhang Lan said this, the stinky fart straightened her clothes, wiped her hairstyle, and sat upright, and sent all the women to kneel down and shout Long live the emperor......

Seeing the indifference of the women, Zhang Lan said solemnly: "I don't know if you believe it?" Anyway, I believe it......"

Luo Bing'er and they are skeptical, the emperor of the earth? So amazing? So awesome?

Master Li Bingxue was smart, and knew that it was time for him to round the field, so he suddenly got up from the sofa and bowed to Zhang Lan and said, "Slave Master Li knocks to see the master, knocks to see the emperor of the mortal world!" Long live my emperor, long live, long live! ”

The women were stunned, and Zhang Lan hurriedly stopped: "Don't be, don't call it anything long live, long live, long live!" If you call yourself long live, you won't live long live...... It's still called longevity and Tianqi, and the immortal blessing will be enjoyed forever! ”

"Yes, the slave and maid Master Li visited the master, and I wish the master a long life and Tianqi, and the immortal blessings will be enjoyed forever!" Master Li knelt down to Zhang Lan on the carpet, Zhang Lan hurriedly held up her snow-white lotus root-like jade, couldn't help pinching it, slippery, tender and tender, and said with a smile: "Get up, don't scare Bing'er and them......"

Zhang Lan helped Master Li up, and found that Luo Bing'er and the others really looked at Zhang Lan like monsters.

They are all suspicious in their hearts, could it be that Zhang Lan is really the emperor of the earth, could it be that the man they accidentally fell in love with is actually the emperor of the earth, this is too absurd, right? Is there really a king of the earth in the world? ……

If there really is, then wouldn't she be the princess of the earth?

Helan Yu'er said bluntly: "Husband, if you are really the emperor of the earth, then we are your wives, aren't we the princess of the earth!" ”

"The Earth Princess? ......" Zhang Lan thought silently, and suddenly smiled.

"Hmmm! Yes, yes, yes! How could the wife of the Emperor of the Earth be a mortal? It's right to call the Earth Princess! Zhang Lan said with a smile.

Master Li even said on the side: "Ladies and gentlemen, you have followed my master, and I don't know if it is the blessing that you have cultivated for several lifetimes!" I think that the day when the master truly becomes the emperor of the earth, you will inevitably become the imperial concubine, and the immortal blessings will be enjoyed forever! ”

Finally, Luo Bing'er and the others believed it a little, and at the same time their hearts were beating faster, could they really enjoy immortal blessings forever?

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Seeing Luo Bing'er's dream-like expressions, in a trance, Zhang Lan smiled and said: "This secret is very important, if my enemy knows that I am the Emperor of the Earth, he will definitely find a way to kill me...... So, let's take it as a dream today, and forget everything when you wake up......"

All the women nodded, and Luo Bing'er stood up and said, "Husband, we are your people in life, and your ghosts in death!" Even if the enemy's knife is on our neck, we will not betray you, husband! ”

"Uh-huh...... all the women got up excitedly in agreement, and their jade breasts rolled one by one, undulating and sexy......

"I believe in you! …… The secret has been told to you, and the rest is for the teacher to explain the future work...... Teacher, if you talk to them about work, maybe they can help when the time comes! After Zhang Lan finished telling the secret, she felt that her heavy body suddenly relaxed a lot, and she lit a cigarette indifferently and leaned lazily behind the sofa.

"yes, yes, what kind of work, so mysterious? We're very strong! Sun Fei'er chattered with a small fist.

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