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Chapter 649 Into the Wood Three Points [Four Changes]

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Before the performance, Yang Lin knew that he might be on par with Liu Liu, or slightly better than Liu Liu based on his acting skills alone, but if he wanted to win neatly and have nothing to say, then he could only use the skills of the system.

has not used systematic acting skills for a long time, and Yang Lin has been tempering his acting skills now, and wants to take his acting skills up to S-level one step further. It may seem like a small step, but it's actually far off.

Yang Lin knew very well that he was still a long way from the peak of the S-rank.

In a few seconds, Yang Lin entered the system and exchanged 800 points for the skill "Three Points into the Wood", and the skill lasted for five minutes, which was almost all the time of this sketch.

Zhao Benshan held a blue folding chair in his left hand, "hung" his iconic backpack and smirked, and raised his hand to greet the audience. What are you doing, you are in a hurry, what are you running! ”

Familiar pronunciation, familiar dress, as soon as the two of them came on stage, the cast and crew in the audience laughed, and when they rehearsed for the first time yesterday, everyone was busy with their own shows, and they didn't have time to watch the performance at all, so they just made time to watch it first.

Song Dandan raised his right hand angrily: "Shut up!" She looked back to see if there was anyone, and yelled at Zhao Benshan again: "What are you talking about!" Nobody knows about it! There are still more than six months left in the Olympics, and don't tell anyone about the things that can be practiced! Do you think you are Yang Lin and Pu Cunxi, the first batch of torchbearers! ”

Yang Lin didn't expect Song Dandan to make fun of himself by the way, he stood behind the stage and watched that the time was almost there, and then he walked out slowly with the torch.

"Eh, uncle and aunt are here!" The first to grab people, Yang Lin hurriedly walked up to meet the two, he stretched out his hand to Song Dandan, but Song Dandan wiped his hands on the padded jacket, and asked a little embarrassedly: "Hey, are you?" ”

Yang Lin shook hands with her tightly and said to the audience: "I am Yang Lin, the host of today's ceremony!" ”

Song Dandan swallowed a little nervously, she looked at the black soil beside her, and said in a low voice, "I am Baiyun." ”

Yang Lin hurriedly bowed, and he said in his mouth: "Hey, I know I know you, aunt!" ”

Yang Lin and Zhao Benshan gradually approached and shook hands with each other. Zhao Benshan showed his trademark smirk, shaking hands and bowing.

At this time, Zhao Benshan couldn't help but raise his evaluation of Yang Lin in his heart, he had mastered the essence of language and action in such a short period of time, and he was not afraid of the two of them in his aura at all.

If it is said that it is okay for a newborn calf to be not afraid of tigers, Yang Lin cordially took Zhao Benshan's hand and said in a low voice: "Uncle, our activities today have changed. ”

Zhao Benshan bent down, put away the blue chair, and asked in surprise, "What's the change?" ”

Smiling slightly, Yang Lin looked at Song Dandan and put his hand on Zhao Benshan's ear, but his voice also reached everyone's ears through the microphone: "That is now through the Internet, this netizen, the call for you to be a torchbearer is too high!" And your approval rating has already surpassed that of Big Mom! ”

"Ahh Zhao Benshan couldn't help but raise his voice, looking incredulous.

Song Dandan, who was walking in front, turned her head and looked impatient, she said extremely dissatisfied: "Hurry up!" What are you doing?! This grinding and chattering...... Don't keep people waiting! My wrist is quite big, it's not appropriate to go late! You say you're a ...... Ah.........

After several people found their positions, Song Dandan deliberately made things difficult for Zhao Benshan. These scenes reminded the audience of the wonderful performances of two people in the Spring Festival Gala a few years ago.

Yang Lin stood in front of the computer, he looked at the lines on the screen, and then looked directly at the audience below the stage and said: "! Ladies and gentlemen! Everyone, be quiet! Now I announce that the selection ceremony of the peasant torchbearers in the northern Liaoning region of the 2008 North ~ Beijing Olympic Games will now begin! ”

Before he finished speaking, Zhao Benshan jumped up all of a sudden and shouted, "Okay! ”

This time, the scene-stealing was very successful, and all the attention was on him alone, which caught Yang Lin off guard. But he is not a simple character, he exhaled deeply, patted his chest lightly, and said, "Uncle, don't be so scary, okay?" ”

After this episode, Yang Lin continued to straighten his body and said to the front: "Okay, friends, then we are now through the online survey, and now many of our netizens have a particularly high call for the uncle to be the Olympic torchbearer, and the uncle's support rate on the Internet has now surpassed that of the aunt!" ”

After Zhao Benshan heard this, he smiled embarrassedly, but there was some smugness in his smile.

Liu Liu's face turned blue with anger in the corner of the stage, watching Yang Lin's free performance on the stage, he knew that Yang Lin's acting skills were not under him, and they were better to cooperate.

Looking at the lines posted on the computer, Yang Lin seemed to be really browsing the questions of netizens, he raised his head to look at the two old men, and then lowered his head and glanced at the screen.

After a few seconds, he explained: "Well, so we finally decided that the organizing committee wanted to let netizens ask questions through the Internet, let the two elders answer on the spot, and finally decide who is the farmer torchbearer today according to the support rate on the Internet." ”

Zhao Benshan was full of confidence and straightened his clothes, sat upright, and Song looked flustered and at a loss. The expressions of the two people vividly showed their inner worlds, which made Yang Lin have to applaud.

"Okay, now the question is out.

This is a quiz question, and it is also a required question. Listen up: when the Olympic torchbearers are carrying the flame, they have to run at least 200 meters, and now that you two are 80 years old, how many meters can you each run? Be realistic! ”

He is not rigid when he reads his lines, but there are light and heavy, and they sound different in their emphasis. Song Dandan looked like "it's over", and Zhao Benshan hurriedly raised his right hand and stood up to answer.

The plot advanced little by little, and the face of Zhang, the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala, gradually relaxed, he didn't expect Yang Lin to really bring an unexpected surprise, and he was able to cooperate with Zhao Benshan to complete the sketch in just one hour. He is not reading from the script, but with his facial expressions and body movements, coupled with his true colors, his performance has reached the point of being free and perfect.

On the contrary, Liu Liu, his face was as gray as gray, his eyes were blank, and his efforts for so many days were not as good as Yang Lin's work in an hour. The preparation before and after came to naught, he estimated that it was the biggest joke of this Spring Festival Gala, and he would be laughed at by others in the future.

Desperate thoughts spread in his heart, at this moment he didn't hate others, he only hated that he didn't have good acting skills, and he couldn't beat him in his strongest place. He remembered that he had looked down on his acting skills in front of Yang Lin before, and now Yang Lin gave him back with the loudest slap, making him clear that not every national first-class actor can be called a performing artist.

Contrary to Weilin, he is like a fish in water now, he doesn't need to memorize his lines, he has them on the computer. All he had to do was to improvise and keep his brain running at a high speed to prevent him from being able to keep up with the rhythm of the two of them. …,

"Eh! Scuba diving? Uncle: How long can you dive underwater? Yang Lin looked like a curious baby, his eyes lit up, and he seemed to not believe Zhao Benshan's words.

And then Song Dandan said lightly: "Then it depends on when the lifeguard goes down to catch him, if you want to catch him in a second, he will dive for a second, and after a year to catch him, he will be soaked, and he will float there!" ”

replied humorously, Yang Lin laughed directly, this is the most real feeling, no acting skills are used. The real thing is the best, his reaction represents the audience, Zhang Ye can't help but laugh, every line in this is a classic, and it can be taken out and popular.

"Oh, okay, okay, oh, Uncle and Aunt answered really funny, let's see what questions netizens ask again...... Good! Next is a group of rush questions, two old people, please listen: what kind of sports make people look worried? ”

"Football!"

"What kind of exercise is more worrying?"

"Chinese football!"

The laughter of the audience couldn't hold back any longer, and Zhao Benshan's sketches every year were the funniest, which made people reminisce infinitely. Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan's golden duo made witty remarks, not only made Yang Lin smile with peach blossoms, but even the singers and dancers and handymen below couldn't help laughing.

"Good, good...... Oh, this question is good enough! Uncles and aunts, listen up, this question is the three questions that this netizen gave us: let the host be on the scene, do a set of actions, and let the second old guess what kind of sport this is. Attention! ”

Although he had not rehearsed beforehand, and he had not systematically learned Tai Chi, this did not prevent him from playing it. Haven't you ever played Tai Chi and haven't watched anyone else do it? As long as it's one thing to drive.

"Play mahjong!" Zhao Benshan quickly answered, and he fell in love with this junior with excellent learning ability and performance ability, and with him, it is not a problem for the quality of the sketch to go to the next level.

Liu Liu, who was standing in the corner, clapped his hands gently, he staged a unique trick of changing his face in Sichuan opera in the corner, and now his face has changed from his previous stinky face to normal. With a simple smile and the flesh on his face, he seems to be a simple and honest man.

The sketch was not finished after all, it was not easy for Yang Lin to have been acting for so long, he laughed at the last moment, and when Zhao Benshan explained the origin of this mahjong game, it was unfortunate that it was ruined and ruined.

Zhao Benshan circled his hands in mid-air, looked at Yang Lin with his eyes, "This is not shuffling", and then raised his hands again and explained: "Code cards." ”。 Then he pulled the back of his right hand outward to the left, signaled the action of drawing cards, and then he shook his hands in front of him, "look at the cards".

He sneered at Song Dandan proudly, pulled the back of his left hand outward to the right to draw cards, shook the cards in front of him again, pushed his hands forward, and shouted "It's paste!" (To be continued.) This article is provided by @小艾332335 』If you like this work, you are welcome to ◣◥ to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support, is my biggest motivation. )