Chapter 8 The takeaway boy is resurrected with full blood
"Miss Lou, this official received a tip-off that you killed Xiao Xianggong. Can there be such a thing?" Lou Zhixian is also quick to speak, and he understands the meaning with a single knife.
Of course, Mi Xiaoxin didn't admit it: "No! My husband slept soundly in bed." This is a false accusation! I will definitely sue it for harming my right to personal reputation!"
This trick was learned from an actress who did hair.
"What is the right to personal reputation?" Lou Zhixian asked Zhang Zhutou beside him.
The other party also shook his head. In the criminal law of the Ming Dynasty, such an article has never been heard.
"It's framing others!" Mi Xiaoxin thought to herself that the laws of the Ming Dynasty were really imperfect, and she had to give a law lesson to these backward ancients if she had the opportunity.
Master Lou was also busy saying: "Lou Zhixian, this must be a false accusation by a traitor." My daughter-in-law who just married her husband with great difficulty, how can she be willing to kill him?"
There is some truth to that. Thinking about this Loulan, it is the well-known Zhong Wuyan, a little poisonous girl, it is already a blessing for a man to insert the door upside down, and he is willing to kill him?
Zhang Zhutou leaned close to Lou Zhixian and said, "My lord, if there is such a thing, we can just take a look." ”
"yes. Lou Zhixian said: "Quickly call out your father-in-law." I want to see you. ”
"Lao Lou, my husband has a cold, and you don't let the family have a good rest, it doesn't seem appropriate. Mi Xiaoxin said.
"Old ...... Old Lou?" Lou Zhixian was defeated by this title.
How many catties and taels does this Lou Lan dare to call him Lao Lou?
Mi Xiaoxin also walked up to him with a hippie smile, put her arm around his shoulder, took out a silver ingot and stuffed it into his hand, "Old Lou, it's convenient." There will be benefits for you in the future. ”
"You...... You ......" Lou Zhixian pointed at her, "You dare to bribe this official?!"
Master Lou saw that the matter was getting bigger, and hurriedly pulled Mi Xiaoxin back, "Lan'er, don't be rude." ”
"What's wrong. "Mi Xiaoxin is stupid, isn't this ancient bribery a common thing?
But she forgot that even if she had to pay a bribe, she couldn't be so public!
The Ming Dynasty also had a Commission for Discipline Inspection!
"You kid, you're really ignorant!" Master Lou pointed at her, so angry that his bones were up, and he apologized to Lou Zhixian: "Lord Lou, forgive me." My family Lan'er drank last night and was in a daze. ”
"Forget it. The official doesn't care about her!Hurry up and get her out of the way!" Lou Zhixian waved his sleeves.
Li Niang took the opportunity to say, "Oops. Lan'er, is your little father-in-law really sick? No wonder I haven't seen him all day. However, wasn't he quite lively last night? You are really, everyone has become a son-in-law, and you will not bring your husband to ask us for anything. People who don't know still think that your husband is dead. ”
There are words in these words, which are obviously reminding Lou Zhixian.
Master Lou poked her with his elbow, "You just don't have to say a few words." ”
Li Niang had to be silent. Anyway, she's just waiting to see a good show.
Lou Zhixian is not so easy to fool the past, "Miss Loulan, since someone has reported to the official, as the official of my parents in this county, I naturally want to find out the truth." If your family is fine, then someone is falsely accused. This official will hold this person accountable. But if something happens to your little minister, then don't blame the official for doing business. ”
Master Lou said, "My lord, why don't you wait for my dog to come back?"
"Don't use your Lou Nan to press me. Lou Zhixian arched his hands, "Human life is at stake, even if your son-in-law is present today, this official will definitely find out." ”
Looking at it like this, it's hard to hide it.
Lou Zhixian waved his hand, and Zhang Zhutou was about to come forward to search.
Mi Xiaoxin was in a hurry, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, hey, hey, if you say search, just search! Is there a search warrant! Don't think I haven't watched TVB." A search warrant must be presented for a police search!"
In the Ming Dynasty, was there such a thing as a search warrant? Lou Zhixian and Zhang Zhutou were stunned.
Master Lou said, "Look at it, my Lan'er is here......" He pointed to his head, deliberately excusing Mi Xiaoxin. Lou Zhixian and Zhang Zhutou immediately understood.
"It turns out that Miss Lou is crazy. ”
Otherwise, how can you talk nonsense.
However, Mi Xiaoxin could understand, "Hey, hey, who is crazy." Your whole family is the one who is insane. ”
Her modern vernacular convinced Lou Zhixian and others that she was a proper psychopath!
"Search!" Lou Zhixian ordered.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Mi Xiaoxin couldn't stop it, and hurriedly said: "You can search it, but I can put the ugly words in front of me, my house is full of poisons, if you accidentally touch it, it's none of my business." I'm innocent!"
I heard that this Lou Lan is good at using poison and is a famous little poison doctor, Zhang Zhutou heard it, where did he dare to take a half step forward.
Seeing this, Lou Zhixian hurriedly said, "You ...... You're clearly obstructing the official's errand!"
"How can I stop it?" Mi Xiaoxin stepped out of the way and said, "If you like to search, you can search." I will not stand in the way. However, if you are poisoned, don't ask me for help! If you go to the ICU, I'll make sure you go bankrupt!"
"You ......" Lou Zhixian was frightened.
Mi Xiaoxin's treacherous plan succeeded, and she laughed secretly in her heart.
"Why, can't you search it? I'll just say, Lao Lou, don't go out for a stroll at night, come on, come on, give you silver, take the brothers to the food stalls, have a supper or something! Crayfish, grilled skewers, take a wave!" Mi Xiaoxin wanted to bribe with silver taels again.
Lou Zhixian didn't eat this set.
Don't let him search?
"Search!" Lou Zhixian turned his heart sideways, since Mi Xiaoxin said so, it means that she has a ghost in her heart. Her little father-in-law, nine times out of ten, was murdered by her. Lou Zhixian still has a sense of responsibility, so he asked Zhang Zhutou not to be afraid, just go and search.
"Hey. You're a bar spirit!" Mi Xiaoxin shouted, "What do you mean by always lifting a bar with me?" ”
At this time, "My lord, I have an old man and a small ...... below." He is a head catcher, and he makes so little money a year, is it necessary to work so hard. He pushed the yacha around him, but the people hid faster than him.
"A bunch of rice buckets!" Lou Zhixian scolded. Suddenly, he saw something, and his eyes widened.
Immediately afterwards, Li Niang's eyes widened, followed by Zhang Zhutou, Master Lou, and Xiaomei.
What's wrong with one or two?
Mi Xiaoxin looked at them, "What's wrong?
That's not a stunning expression......
I saw that Xiaomei's face was as white as a female ghost, pointing behind her, and said tremblingly: "Miss, you ...... ...... behind you"
"Behind me?"
Mi Xiaoxin just wanted to turn back, but under the candlelight, a figure was reflected on the wall, stumbling towards her.
At the same time, there was a strong rancid stench, and a low roar.
Woke up.
Finally woke up. Bian Jinding slept for a day and slept well. He got out of bed, brushing his teeth, eating breakfast or something. When I opened my eyes, it was still dark outside.
Look at the room again, a large group of people in ancient costumes.
There is also a birthmark ugly girl.
Damn! Seeing Mi Xiaoxin, Bian Jinding remembered. He has traveled back to ancient times and has become a zombie!
The people in this room are not ensembles.
Just as he was thinking about it, his body uncontrollably stuck towards Mi Xiaoxin.
It was as if she had a magnet on her body that had to suck him in.
He pounced. grabbed Mi Xiaoxin's neck and bit and bite.
Mi Xiaoxin pushed him away.
"Damn, I want to be rude!"
Say it again, who the wants to insult you! Bian Jinding scolded in his heart: Do you really think you are Yang Mi or Zhao Liying?
But he just clings to her, and it's really okay.
"Huh, aren't you dead, why are you alive again?" Mi Xiaoxin pushed him away again and asked.
You're dead. I'm alive and well! Bian Jinding pounced again.
It's a pity that he wears an iron mask and bites something. It's a waste of expression and energy.
Mi Xiaoxin was ruthless, and kicked him away, "You are really annoying!
Bian Jinding suddenly thought of a good thing, prostitution in the Ming Dynasty was legal, and it is said that all the women in the Qinglou are beautiful, they are natural beauties, not the kind of plastic surgery face in Korea! I just don't know, after being a zombie, can he still use that thing ......?
Wrong...... If his thing is wasted, then he is not like a eunuch?!!!
Even if you are a zombie, you are still a eunuch!!
This thunderbolt on a sunny day made him tender inside and scorched outside.
Bian Jinding was too crazy in his heart.