Chapter 107: Crazy firefighting
When Biao Zi and Meng Xiyan returned home, they saw the elephant putting the bucket in the yard, and saw the elephant leisurely eating grass in the corner of the yard.
Biao Zi carried the bucket, pouted and said, "It's okay to bring my bucket back, I'll pick it up, but you can say hello too, right?" Don't scare me, okay? After speaking, Biaozi looked at the elephant grazing in the yard and said.
Meng Xiyan saw that Biao Zi was still muttering in his heart with a bucket, and hurriedly explained: "Oh, this elephant is very good, as long as it sees Li Jiahao going to fish, it will directly bring the bucket back." ”
Although Biaozi is still afraid of elephants, how can he not know that elephants are well-intentioned after all?
Biaozi took out the fish and crabs from the bucket, and washed them by dividing them by two. Put it in a clean basin, look at your "loot" and say, "Your Majesty, do you want to eat braised or steamed?" The little ones will come right away. ”
Meng Xiyan couldn't help but smile when he saw Biaozi like this, and said, "The crab is steamed, and the crucian carp is still boiling soup." Meng Xiyan thought of the scene when Li Jiahao cooked fish soup for herself when she first came, and at that time she drank several bowls in one go, and even Li Jiahao was surprised how she could eat so much, and said that she had a large amount of food.
"Okay, come right away, Your Majesty, wait a minute!" Biaozi continued to say in a smooth tone.
Biaozi walked to the kitchen with the fish and crabs, and Meng Xiyan also followed behind, to see what he could do to help Biaozi, it was almost two o'clock now, and the third aunt came to shout just now that they didn't find anyone, thinking they went to the street.
The longer the fish soup is cooked, the more authentic the taste will be.
The two of them are not like they were enemies at the beginning, after so many "life and death scenes", now Meng Xiyan is grateful to Biao Zi, because Biao Zi has been "desperately" saving each other several times, and it is not easy for him to give others a "good look".
Although Biaozi can cook, the induction cooker used at home is now a pot in Li Jiahao's house, unlike at home, plug in the electricity and turn on the switch to use it. Now it's time to make your own fire, to burn firewood.
Biao Zi knew that the fire was very dirty, so he hurriedly asked Meng Xiyan to stand aside, for fear of staining the clothes of the "queen", Meng Xiyan watched Biao Zi burn the fire, she watched Li Jiahao burn the fire a few days ago, Li Jiahao is not good at burning the fire, what kind of fire should be what kind of fire, how big the fire, when it is big, when it should be small, Li Jiahao is doing it very well.
Now it's time for Biaozi, Biaozi is not used to any pots, and he is not very good at burning fires, the fire was extinguished by him for a while, and the big fire came out after a while, and after a while, the kitchen seemed to be on fire, choking people couldn't stand, Meng Xiyan was choked so much that he couldn't stand still, and hurriedly covered his mouth and nose and ran out, saying while running: "You want to kill people, right?" I'm choking to death! ”
"Cough-cough" Biaozi couldn't help coughing several times, what is this for? I'm going to eat, but I'm not going to kill!" Even he couldn't help but run out, his face and nose covered with ash, as if he had come back from the battlefield.
Biao Zi rushed to the yard, breathing fresh air from each other, and then he knew how good the air outside was, he looked at Meng Xiyan, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry Your Majesty, it's me who is not good, who knows what this is in the family, I won't burn this kind of pot, this is a mistake!" ”
Biaozi looked at Meng Xiyan in the courtyard, he was very embarrassed, he originally wanted to behave in front of Meng Xiyan, but he really didn't expect things to be like this. He was very angry, this Hao is not a master without money, why do you still use this old-fashioned pot, why don't you buy an induction cooker! He was angry and angry with Li Jiahao.
Just when Biaozi was scolding Li Jiahao for being stingy in the yard, he saw thick smoke coming out of the kitchen, and the smoke filled the yard, and the smell of burnt paste came to his nose.
Biao Zi was still angry there, he touched his nose with his hand, and suddenly the nose that was already black just now wanted to be even darker, Meng Xiyan saw Biao Zi and said with a smile: "Your nose is like a clown, the clown is white, and yours is black." Ha ha! Meng Xiyan covered his mouth and smiled, leaning forward and backward when he laughed hard.
Biao Zi saw Meng Xiyan's smile, he felt that his ugliness was not in vain, and he also laughed: "Is it? I'm a clown, a cute clown. While talking, he was happily doing funny movements. made Meng Xiyan laugh non-stop,
"What does it smell like? Biaozi, what do you smell? Meng Xiyan seemed to smell something and said loudly.
Biao Zi just looked at Meng Xiyan's smile, how did he know what Meng Xiyan was talking about, Biao Zi was still dancing there doing all kinds of funny movements.
Meng Xiyan saw that Biaozi ignored what she said, she thought of something, and hurriedly ran to the kitchen, just went in and ran out. said anxiously: "Biaozi fights the fire, hurry up and put out the fire!" It's on fire! ”
Seeing Meng Xiyan's expression and Meng Xiyan's anxious voice, Biao Zi finally stopped, looked at the kitchen, his eyes were like cow's eyes, and shouted: "There is a fire!" Hurry up and put out the fire! ”
Meng Xiyan really hadn't seen the scene of the fire in real life, and this fire could be said to be caused by her and Biaozi, and shouted: "Biaozi, what should I do?" How do you say? ”
Seeing Meng Xiyan so nervous and scared, Biao Zi hurriedly ran over and comforted: "It's okay, don't be afraid, you go out quickly, be careful of burning you." Biao Zi only cared about comforting Meng Xiyan, and didn't pay attention to how fast and how Wang the fire in the kitchen burned.
There are a lot of flammable materials in the kitchen, there are piles of firewood alone, they don't even know a little common sense, they don't know how to go back to see when they go out, they just play by themselves, can this fire not burn?
"Look, look, the fire is burning! What should I do? Meng Xiyan shouted.
Biao Zi saw that Li Jiahao's kitchen must have burned out this time, and hurriedly carried the bucket in the yard, he didn't care if there were fish in the bucket, he went to fetch water to extinguish the fire with the bucket.
He ran to the well with a bucket of water, fetched a bucket of water, poured it with all his might, and poured it on top of the burning fire, which had no effect at all, and the raging fire was still very large.
At this time, I don't know how the children knew, so they hurriedly shouted and scooped water with a basin to fight the fire, "Uncle, hurry up, Uncle Jiahao has water in the water tank, hurry up and scoop it!" Li Xing, a child in the village, said.
"I see! Oh my god, I didn't see such a big fire all of a sudden, damn it was against me. Biaozi scolded as he scooped water.
Meng Xiyan stood there stupidly in a daze, she was really frightened, she was so frightened that she didn't know what to do, and she didn't know how to find a basin to say to put out the fire, she was just stunned on the side.
At this time, I saw the elephant swaying its body and coming over, standing up straight in front of the raging fire, stretching out its nose and "poof-" A stream of water spewed out of the elephant's trunk. And then another.
The children were stunned when they saw the elephant and shouted, "The elephant is spraying water, the elephant is spraying water, and the elephant will fight the fire." ”
I saw that the elephant sprayed the water in its trunk, ran to the well and sucked the water vigorously, lifted its long trunk, and ran to the kitchen to spray again.
After about half an hour, the kitchen was finally extinguished, and the children's faces were covered in black ash, and Biaozi's face was literally crawling out of the cannon fodder, covered in mud and burnt soot.
Seeing that the fire was extinguished, Biaozi sat on the ground, beads of sweat kept flowing down like rain, his mouth was panting, and his stomach was up and down. Biaozi didn't care whether his hands were dirty or clean, and quickly took out a cigarette from his pants pocket, he was really tired, and smoking might be the best way to eliminate fatigue.
When the elephant saw that the fire had been extinguished, he swayed and went to the yard to graze. Meng Xiyan saw that the fire was extinguished and said, "It's over, Jiahao will definitely scold us when he comes back." We burned his house to the ground. ”
When Biao Zi heard that Meng Xiyan was still housekeeper, would he scold him, but he didn't know who to scold now? Whoever called Jiahao didn't prepare an induction cooker, who called his home a pot. Biaozi put the cigarette in his finger and said, "He dare! He still scolds us, I don't know who to scold? He has to break the whole pot, I won't burn it, I don't know who to scold? Biaozi was obviously really angry.
Meng Xiyan saw that everyone's faces were black, so he hurriedly took the basin to the well and brought a basin of water, put it on the basin rack and said, "Okay, don't be angry, isn't the fire extinguished now?" Come and wash yourself, you all look like cats. ”
Seeing that Meng Xiyan was scared enough, but now her face is obviously much better looking than just now, and seeing Meng Xiyan bring a basin of water to wash her face, the narcissistic mood immediately came up again, Biao Zi said with a smile: "Okay, come and wash your face!" ”
When the children saw that there was water to wash their faces, they all rushed over, and they all ran to the edge of the basin, and they all rushed to wash their faces. The children didn't care about Biaozi's screaming, they all stood in a circle, and the basin was surrounded by water, and Biaozi could only be in a hurry and couldn't wash it.
Biao Zi got angry, took the cigarette in his hand again, and said angrily: "You thieves, you are all thieves, wash it, see how long you can wash it, and I will wash it when you wash it, you thieves!" ”
Meng Xiyan saw that Biaozi was actually competing with the children, and said with a smile: "Biaozi, you let the children wash first, and then you can wash them, how can you fight with the children!" ”
Biaozi actually didn't want to fight with the child, but the water was called by Meng Xiyan, and he Biaozi naturally had to wash it first, this is the "rules", these bear children don't understand these rules, it's really terrible.
At this time, the door of the yard was opened, and Li Jiahao walked in from outside the door, and when he first walked into the yard, he saw that his yard was in a mess, with buckets and basins everywhere, and the ground was like a battlefield. I really don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it. "What's going on? What's going on? Can anyone tell me what this is? Biaozi, are you at war? How do you act like a ghost? No, it's not good yet. Li Jiahao shouted with all his might.
Biao Zi stared at Li Jiahao without speaking, his head was raised, his eyes looked in the direction of the kitchen, Li Jiahao followed Biaozi's eyes and looked at his kitchen, Li Jiahao almost didn't stare out his eyes, and shouted: "What's the situation?" What did you do with my kitchen? ”
Meng Xiyan saw Li Jiahao shouting like this, without saying a word and lowering his head, Li Jiahao looked at Biaozi again, and Biaozi said angrily: "That's it!" After speaking, he lowered his head.
At this time, Li Jiahao looked at the children who were grabbing water and washing their hands, and asked, "Children, tell me what the situation is?" ”
"It's okay, it's on fire!" Li Xing squatted and washed his hands and said.
"What? What the? Li Jiahao shouted.
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