[360] Hit Qin Xuan's imperialism
Qin Xuan laughed out loud with a "flutter". Stretched out his hand and pointed at me, with a helpless expression.
After eating, at noon, the sun was shining, and sleepiness was sweeping all over the body, these days, I was really tired and burped, and I was in a hurry, and a big dragon ran out again. Damn it. It's really troublesome, these days, it's really hard to do anything. Money is hard to make and is hard to eat. What a quote.
Tianwu ran to my room, Shaochen ran to Qin Xuan's room, neither of them was willing to move, and I couldn't afford to provoke Tianwu, I couldn't beat him, I didn't scold him and didn't scold me, forcing him to take a shower. Fall asleep.
I was also woken up by Lin Ran at night, and after waking us up, everyone opened their eyes in a daze and walked to the living room, where a table was a very rich meal. And there are no leftovers from noon, but it seems that there are no leftovers at noon.
Tianwu and Shaochen rubbed their eyes and looked at Lin Ran, "So happy, so happy." ”
Everyone sat down, and they ate again, and they were all about to become pigs. After eating, Lin Ran picked up Qin Xuan's dirty clothes from me, went to the bathroom, and put the clothes in the washing machine. After finishing it, they came out and cleaned up the table again, and Tianwu and Shaochen were dumbfounded. The two of them had a bit of eyesight, and got up to help Lin Ran clean up together. Qin Xuan and I watched TV and chatted.
When Lin Ran went to wash the clothes after the table was cleaned up, Tianwu and Shaochen came back.
After coming back, Tianwu looked at me, "Liu'er, what do you say about the relationship between our brothers?" ”
I heard Tianwu say this, and quickly looked at it very cautiously, "What do you want to do?" ”
Tianwu smiled, "Don't be so nervous, what can I do." ”
"What the hell do you want to do?"
Tianwu thought for a moment, "Look, the bed in your room is also so big. ”
As soon as I heard this, I quickly stretched out my hand, "Absolutely not, absolutely absolutely never." I don't have a habit of sharing a bed with a man. ”
"Grass, don't you do anything, are you going to do it?"
"Grass, why should you pay it back?" I said, "You have such a big bed over there, you don't sleep, what do you want to do with me." ”
Tianwu smiled, "Didn't I enhance our relationship, let me tell you, Shaochen and I have already discussed, the two of us plan to pack up our things at night and move here, we are like a pigsty over there, we don't like it very much." I don't like the days of instant noodles either. ”
"Nope." I said, "You guys are here to make the head of my family lose face." ”
Qin Xuan glanced at me at this time. Ignore me. He doesn't care about me, he can't ignore me.
Tianwu smiled very flatteringly, "Look, when everyone is together, isn't it convenient for emotional communication." ”
"What do I have to communicate with you."
"In this case, you don't want to sleep in a bed with the big man, it's no problem to put a small single bed in your room, I'll immediately call someone to come over and send me a small single bed, and in the future, the two of us, you sleep in the big bed, I sleep in the small bed, you see how it goes."
I glanced at Tianwu, "I can't say anything." I still can't see the two of you being careful, hug your computer over, this family of five computers is enough for a small Internet café, and then the coat is taken off, someone washes it, the room is dirty and someone cleans up, and when you are thirsty and hungry, someone cooks porridge. You don't have to order takeout or cook your own noodles. What do you think of Sister Ran?"
"No, no, absolutely not." Tianwu hurriedly shook his hand, with a look of grievance, "We are not like that, we just want to have a cheap meal." ”
"That's it, that's it." Shaochen also spoke, "We asked Lin Ran just now, but they didn't say anything. ”
"It's not that she doesn't say anything, she is embarrassed to say it. Do you think everyone is like me, what do you say and go straight to the point? I'll tell you both. I, Wang Yue, as the head of the family, will never allow parasites like you to appear. ”
"Ahem." Qin Xuan smiled at this time, "Enough is enough, enough is enough." ”
"I don't like to hear what you say, what does it mean to stop in moderation." I retorted to Qin Xuan: "I, Wang Yue, is it the kind of person who will succumb to the powerful." Let me tell you, moving forward for decades, I don't have the spirit of Huang Jiguang and I have to have the courage of Dong Cunrui."
"Okay, okay, don't blow it, you will be the second Wang Jingwei for decades."
I turned my head to look at Lin Ran, "You kid, how do you talk." ”
"Actually, that's what I think too."
I glanced at Qin Xuan and shook my head, "Do you know that now that the motherland cannot be reunified, the Taiwan issue has always disturbed my heart and kept me awake at night." It's hard to swallow. ”
"I don't know." This time, it was a few people who spoke in unison. Even Tianwu and Shaochen spoke.
As soon as I heard this, I looked at the people around me, "The reputation that Lao Tzu has accumulated through his life's hard work is all ruined by you like this." ”
"Do you have a reputation?" Tianwu said.
As soon as I heard Tianwu say this, I whasped Tianwu's head and said, "What's the matter, don't you want to stop." ”
Tianwu covered his head and looked at me with a look of surprise.
"What's the matter, not convinced? What's wrong with wanting to hit the landlord? ”
Tianwu took a deep breath and smiled at me, "Okay, okay." Brother Yue, what do you say? ”
I thought about it for a while, "First of all, the landlord here is me, and after entering this door, it is me who says, my eldest and Qin Xuan's second." ”
"You're the second."
"Don't interrupt." I opened my mouth and said, "Lin Ran is the eldest sister, and you and Shaochen are the younger brothers, do you have any opinions on this?" ”
The two looked at each other and shook their heads, "No comment." ”
"Secondly, in the future, the two of you will have to actively participate in the housework, and each of you will wipe the floor once a day. When Lin Ran is doing housework, the two of you have to help, and you can't always call a little girl. There is no problem with this. ”
The two looked at each other, then gritted their teeth and nodded, "No comment." ”
I glanced at Qin Xuan, who was snickering on the side, glared at him fiercely, thinking about it, in fact, I also muttered in my heart, these two are bosses, both are players who can be one-on-one with Qin Xuan, Qin Xuan doesn't dare to say that he picks me, but he must be rich if he picks the two of us, I am too anxious for the two of them for a while, the two of them directly use force, then they have to eat and walk around, I am not a big lobster, why do you have to force people to beat me in a hurry, I feel good.
Therefore, I nodded, "Brother Tianwu, Brother Shaochen, you don't have to call me brother" After finishing speaking, I pulled Tianwu and put my mouth to the side of Tianwu and Shaochen, and my voice was very small, "Actually, I was also forced, I was speaking for Qin Xuan, you two didn't see him snickering from there." ”
After finishing speaking, Tianwu and Shaochen turned their heads and looked at Qin Xuan, Qin Xuan was small, humming a little song, and at the same time rushing at us, his head was still little by little, and he crossed his legs.
"Look, he's still nodding."
Tianwu and Shaochen looked at each other again.
I then patted Tianwu's shoulder, and then patted Shaochen's shoulder, "Brother Tianwu." Don't blame me. ”
Tianwu touched his head, "It's so hard for Lin Ran, I'm sorry, we don't have to do anything, our brothers just want to ask for a meal, just have someone to wash the clothes, what you said, it's okay." ”
"Well, in fact, this is all Qin Xuan's idea, you know, he is stupid, when you went to clean up the dishes and chopsticks just now, he told me that you will definitely want to move here when you come out. I'm also honest, he said, I'll just sit, in fact, I'm innocent. You see his treacherous face, and he laughs, just now I said that he is the second, he doesn't want to listen, he still scolds me, in fact, he is the boss, he is reminding me. Think about it. ”
Tianwu and Shaochen glanced at Qin Xuan, and Qin Xuan was still smiling. The facial expressions of the two told me that they were 60% convinced.
Qin Xuan stretched out his hand with a smile at this time, "You guys listen to him next, I don't know anything." ”
"I saw it, and deliberately emphasized that I don't know, this person is too sinister. A guilty person gives himself away by conspicuously protesting his innocence. ”
"You don't come." Tianwu said to me, "You fooled our brothers again. ”
I shook my head, "I'm not that kind of person, now I'm turning my head and smiling at Qin Xuan, he has to say that these things have nothing to do with him, and he has to say, here I have the final say, put the matter on me, believe it or not?" This is called three hundred taels of silver here."
"I don't believe it." Shaochen was the first to speak, "What about you?" ”
"Our brothers have always been united."
I sighed, you look. After finishing speaking, I turned my head, turned my body away from Tianwu and Shaochen, and smiled at Qin Xuan very sinister and despicable, "Brother Xuan." ”
Sure enough, Qin Xuan hurriedly stretched out his hand and signaled, "Stop, stop, you don't come." After that, Qin Xuan stretched out his hand and pointed at Tianwu and Shaochen, "We have what he says here, Lin Ran is also looking at his face, whatever he says, whatever he says, it has nothing to do with me, I don't participate." It's all him, it's all him. ”
I turned my head, looked at Tianwu, and then at Shaochen.
Tianwu and Shaochen looked incredulous, nodded to each other, and said to me, "Okay, we know." ”
When Qin Xuan heard this, he was a little surprised, "What do you mean?" Know what? ”
"Alright, it's none of your business." After finishing speaking, I turned around and hugged Tianwu and Shaochen, "However, the public is the public, the private is private, we are still good brothers." ”
Tianwu and Shaochen smiled, "That's, that's." After all, it's not appropriate to always bother a little girl. ”
"En, it's really inappropriate, but I'll deal with it over there, I'll talk to her, I think no matter what, she will give me a face." Don't worry, if we are brothers, we must stick a knife in both ribs, you know, it is two ribs. After saying that, I reached out and gestured to my two ribs, "This position"
The two of them were moved: "Our brothers have been here for so many years. Every day, I take out instant noodles and go to the restaurant, and I have to go crazy, and I have never eaten home-cooked food. ”
"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, then this matter will be decided." I opened my mouth and said, "Brother Tianwu, let's go, I'll accompany you to fix the bed and pack your things." In the future, the three of us will have to unite the front. Down with Qin Xuan imperialism. Do you say it is?"