Chapter 156: Man of the Year (I)
"Skinny monkey, why are you staring at those big eyes? You don't know Niu Ren and I just after a while? It's like seeing an alien in your eyes. ”
Zhou Xiaofeng saw Mi Xiaojun's stunned look, and gave him an angry look. A strange smile appeared on Chen Pengpeng's face, because when he came to the door of dormitory 314 with Zhou Xiaofeng and Niu Ren, he knew that the two of them had already known Mi Xiaojun. But Mi Xiaojun didn't know that Chen Pengpeng knew Zhou Xiaofeng and Niu Ren, so he had the stunned look just now.
"You all know each other?"
Mi Xiaojun said with a little stutter.
"Haha, skinny monkey, you didn't expect that, right? Just by looking at you like this, you know that you already know Brother Peng, right? You don't have to be so surprised, I also met Brother Peng just now, as for Xiaofeng, this guy"
Before Zhou Xiaofeng could speak, Niu Ren laughed and took the lead in the topic. Niu Ren glanced at Zhou Xiaofeng and Chen Pengpeng as he spoke, but he didn't finish his words. Zhou Xiaofeng and Chen Pengpeng looked at each other and smiled, which made Mi Xiaojun even more confused, making him keep scratching the back of his head.
"Okay, let's stop teasing him, let's talk about it in the dormitory."
With a smile on his face, Chen Pengpeng gently patted Mi Xiaojun's head and said. Listening to Chen Pengpeng's words, Mi Xiaojun hurriedly opened the door, and when Chen Pengpeng, Zhou Xiaofeng, and Niu Ren entered the dormitory, their eyes widened. Because the dormitory is so clean, it's not an exaggeration to say it's spotless. Seeing the shiny walls and organized objects in the dormitory, the mouths of the three people became "O" shaped. I don't know why Zhou Xiaofeng suddenly ran into the bathroom, as soon as Zhou Xiaofeng ran over, Niu Ren also rushed over at the same time, which made Chen Pengpeng very puzzled.
"Skinny Monkey, did you do this?"
Zhou Xiaofeng and Niu Ren came out together, and then asked in unison with strange eyes.
"Hmm."
Mi Xiaojun let out a faint "um" when he saw Zhou Xiaofeng and Niu Ren's questioning, he knew that what he did would definitely make his roommate feel stunned. Although Mi Xiaojun is a child from a poor family, he has been very sensible since he was a child, and he is also a very clean person. He was the first to arrive at dormitory 314, which was filthy as soon as he first entered dormitory. When he was about to clean the dormitory, Zhou Xiaofeng and Niu Ren also arrived at the 314 dormitory. But these two people didn't care whether the dormitory was dirty or not, and they just threw their luggage on the bed and slipped out to play.
"Haha, Thin Monkey can't imagine that this kid of yours still has this kind of work, it's comparable to the good wife in the family, I'm just a rough person, if you ask me to clean up, I definitely won't."
Niu Ren laughed and patted Mi Xiaojun on the shoulder. His strength is not ordinarily small, you can know it when you see Niu Ren's head, and it is obviously several laps bigger than Zhou Xiaofeng's figure. Mi Xiaojun frowned when he was slapped by Niu Ren, but he didn't dare to say anything. This made Chen Pengpeng and Zhou Xiaofeng laugh for a while.
"Niu Ren is okay, if you shoot the thin monkey again, he will fall apart, and you don't look at the figure. Xiaojun is good, I didn't expect you to even make the bathroom so clean, when I first came in, I found that the toilets inside were yellow, and there was a smell, I didn't expect you to clean up all the dirty things. I admire you a lot, it seems that it will depend on you for the cleaning of our 314 dormitory in the future! ”
Zhou Xiaofeng said shamelessly, as if he was treating others as nannies. When Chen Pengpeng heard his words, he suddenly kicked like he had kicked over, who knew that this girl's projection ability was so good. Before Chen Pengpeng's feet arrived, this girl dodged away.
"Xiaofeng, let me tell you, if you want to live in this dormitory, you will have to take care of your own habits in the future. Otherwise, you'll wait for me to blast you out! ”
Chen Pengpeng glared at Zhou Xiaofeng and said. When Zhou Xiaofeng saw his serious appearance, a cold hair suddenly stood up in his heart. He knows that his brother is powerful, and if Chen Pengpeng comes to the truth, then he will be sinned in the future. Niu Ren and Mi Xiaojun immediately smiled when they saw the two of them, they knew how lively this dormitory would be in the future.
"Brother Xiaopeng, you haven't said how you met! So much so that I have been kept in Guri by you. ”
Mi Xiaojun wanted to call Xiao Peng, but just now he heard Niu Ren call Chen Peng Peng Brother Peng, so he was embarrassed to call him Xiao Peng, and it can be seen from here how careful he is. Of course, Chen Pengpeng could hear Mi Xiaojun's words, but he felt that the title was just a name, and he didn't care that he just smiled on his face.
"Hehe, in fact, Niu Ren and I have just met. And Xiaofeng and I have been classmates for many years, and we have played together since childhood. ”
As soon as Chen Pengpeng's words came out, Mi Xiaojun and Niu Ren were suddenly surprised. At most, they can imagine that the two of them are classmates and friends at most, and they definitely can't imagine that they will still play from childhood to adulthood, which is really unbelievable. Zhou Xiaofeng pouted when he saw Mi Xiaojun and Niu Ren's current appearance. It was as if they had never seen a sow climb a tree, and he always felt that there was nothing strange in the world.
"What's so surprising about that? I know what panties he wears, not for him when he was a kid."
Before Zhou Xiaofeng's words fell, he was kicked out of the door with a "touch". Zhou Xiaofeng wanted to say that Chen Pengpeng didn't wear underwear when he was a child, but before he could finish his words, he was kicked out directly by a shadowless leg. At this time, Chen Pengpeng's face was a little dark, he didn't expect Zhou Xiaofeng to be able to say anything, fortunately, he made a timely move, otherwise once this secret was passed on, how could he be a big girl in H in the future? When Mi Xiaojun and Niu Ren saw Chen Pengpeng's ugly face, they knew that Zhou Xiaofeng said something that should not be said. But they really wanted to know what Zhou Xiaofeng said just now, and later the two of them kept arguing with Zhou Xiaofeng to tell them, but Zhou Xiaofeng still didn't dare to say it. He deeply knows that if his mouth is accidentally poked out one day, then his good life will come to an end.
"Oops! My ass, skinny monkey, please wipe it off for me tonight with some medicinal wine. ”
Zhou Xiaofeng came back with his aching buttocks and shouted to Mi Xiaojun. Hearing his words, Chen Pengpeng's dark face suddenly laughed, although Zhou Xiaofeng's mouth was a little big, but his relationship with Chen Pengpeng had surpassed everything. Even if it's an over-the-top joke, it's a temper for a while.
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death!"
Niu Ren squatted on the ground with his stomach in his arms and laughed loudly, he had never seen such a funny thing. Today was an eye-opener for him, and this is the most ridiculous thing in history. The man asks the man to wipe his ass, if the news spreads to the ears of the girl who is big H. Then in the future, Zhou Xiaofeng and Mi Xiaojun will become the focus of H University.
"I said Zhou Xiaofeng, you pervert! You have to rub your ass and rub it yourself, or you go find a MM to rub it for you, why are you pulling me in? ”
Mi Xiaojun was so angry by Zhou Xiaofeng's words that his face was hot. Although he is a person who is afraid of causing trouble, he will never allow anyone to insult his personality. Zhou Xiaogao saw that Mi Xiaojun was like he was sideways, and he suddenly felt discouraged today. The blow to him today was too great, and it was just a matter of treating his brother badly, but he didn't expect to refuse a thin dormitory, which made him feel very wronged.
"Niu Ren, Xiaojun, let's ignore him, by the way, we'll go out to eat together in a while, you guys are ready to prepare."
Chen Pengpeng didn't seem to hear Zhou Xiaofeng's howl, only to see him say a word to Niu Ren and Mi Xiaojun and go to make his bed. As soon as Niu Ren heard that there was a big meal to eat, his stomach gurgled, and a little saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth. When Mi Xiaojun saw Niu Ren's big man, he felt disgusted, pouted and went about his own business. Only Zhou Xiaofeng, who had been staring, was left standing in place.
The campus freshmen of H University are constantly talking about it, all saying that a young and handsome student beat up the R international students. And he also said that the R international student also used some witchcraft, and he was still beaten to the point of urine. Chen Pengpeng's deeds have been spread like this, and now they have become the task of H University.
"Hey, have you heard? Today, a group of R-Ben students on the school road were beaten up by two new freshmen. These two people are awesome, and even the sophomore R Sato is not their opponent, you didn't see that scene at the time, do you know what happened later? ”
A sophomore student saw the scene of Chen Pengpeng and Zhou Xiaofeng beating the R students at that time, and began to run back to his classroom and began to brag, while the people around him were in groups.
"Hurry up, don't sell it, okay?"
Some of the people who were listening began to complain about the person who was speaking, and when they saw the screening of the crowd, the speakers were very angry. Who told him to run into the anecdotes? If you want to listen to the next decomposition, you can only wait for him to say slowly, the more anxious the people around the pile are, and the people who talk about it will sell for a while.
"Don't worry, don't worry! Am I not saying? Look at your monkey anxiousness. Listen, cough cough finally, that Sato actually vomited blood to that freshman!! But Sato didn't know what demon spell he used in the end to send out a demon fire, that scene was terrifying! At that time, everyone hurriedly left the place of battle, and they were all watching from afar. In an instant, Sato spat blood from his mouth and knelt on the ground!! ”
As soon as the speaker's voice fell, it immediately attracted a "whoop" of admiration. Just as the student was continuing to speak, suddenly a yellow-haired man with a group of people sulking and throwing chairs and kicking stools grumbled. As soon as the people in the class saw this person come back, they all immediately left the place where they had just listened to the gossip.
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