Chapter 122: Wu Xuan wants to be an uncle
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On the same day, the website received more than 100 messages, and Wu Xuan excitedly checked them, and found that all of them were spam. More than 90 of the more than 100 messages were posts of disdain, ridicule and abuse, and only 10 of the mentions of the illness were also false. In desperation, he added message filtering software to the website, and then set up more than 100 keywords to block, so the "Divine Doctor from the Stars" website began to operate.
"Crunch ......"
After school the next night, as soon as I walked out of the school gate, more than a dozen sports cars of various types stopped in front of the door as if they were in a meeting, attracting all the surrounding students to stop and watch.
"Wow, is this a famous car exhibition?"
In this world, there is no man who doesn't like cars, especially sports cars, and Wu Xuan is naturally no exception. At this time, the entrance of the school is like a famous car exhibition, with Maserati, Pagani, Lamborghini, Alfa Romeo, Aston Martin, Maybach, Dodge, Cadillac, Mitsubishi and Renault parked in front of the school. With so many sports cars gathered together, Wu Xuan's eyes were straight.
The surrounding students have begun to whisper. "Hey, what do you think these boys want to do when they come to the school gate in a sports car?"
"What else can you do, of course it's a pickle girl, can you still drive a sports car and fight?"
While speaking, ten sports cars opened the doors at the same time, and ten brightly dressed boys got out of the car, causing onlookers to scream in unison, and there was an exaggerated feeling of the return of stars.
"Do you need to exaggerate that?" Wu Xuan muttered in a low voice, and Du Wenli, who had a good relationship with Wu Xuan, also walked over at some point and said, "A group of pretending criminals, isn't it just a sports car?" These female classmates are. ”
Hearing that Du Wenli hit a boatload of people with one shot, Tang Tang said unhappily: "Cut, my family Yanyan is not a nymphomaniac, and I am not a nymphoac, isn't it just driving a sports car?" I have that too. ”
"You have it too? Why haven't I seen you drive it? Hearing Tang Tang say that she also has it, Wu Xuan immediately reacted, this girl is a rich daughter, but she is usually very low-key at school, which has made people forget her rich and noble body.
"Hee-hee, I don't have a driver's license."
"How do you get a car without a driver's license?" Wu Xuan began to say stupid things, as a poor sling, it is difficult to understand the style of a rich family.
Tang Tang smiled: "My father gave it to me on my sixteenth birthday." ”
Just as a few people were talking about these sports cars, one of the handsome guys actually took out a one-phase electric horn and shouted.
"Whoever is Wu Xuan, or who knows Wu Xuan, whoever can find Wu Xuan, will have a hundred yuan of hard work......"
"Huh?" Including Li Xinyan, all the people around who knew Wu Xuan turned their heads, looking like a hungry wolf seeing a lamb.
"Looking for me?" Wu Xuan was stunned, and then shouted loudly: "Wu Xuan is ...... here"
It didn't matter what he shouted, some of the surrounding classmates also shouted, so the eyes of hundreds of people at the school gate were attracted, and the ten handsome sports car guys were no exception.
"Big pervert, looking for you." Tang Tang looked at Wu Xuan with a meaningful expression.
"I don't know them at all." Wu Xuan was also quite speechless, and after careful confirmation, he really didn't know any of these ten handsome sports car guys.
"Oh, I know......" Tang Tang deliberately pulled out a long voice and said, "You must be the girlfriend of one of them, this is to settle accounts with you." ”
"Fuck off, you won't be rude if I'm rude." Wu Xuan scolded angrily, and Tang Tang immediately grabbed this slip of the tongue and shouted: "Ah! Yanyan, Wu Xuan insulted me......"
Wu Xuan and Li Xinyan held their foreheads at the same time and sighed, this action was surprisingly coordinated, and Du Wenli's eyes were straight, and there was really a husband and wife.
Ten handsome guys in sports cars squeezed through the crowd and came to Wu Xuan: "It turns out that you are Wu Xuan." ”
"That's right, I'm Wu Xuan, what about the 100 yuan of hard work that I said?"
"Huh?" Ten handsome guys were stunned at the same time, what does this mean?
Wu Xuan said unhappily: "What? Ready to pay off? It was the first time I shouted. ”
"You shouted?"
"And me...... I also shouted...... "Tang Tang even inserted a bar, and Du Wenli actually came to join in the fun."
The handsome guy in the sports car led by him was depressed and wanted to die, thinking that these are too weird, right? This should be the legendary thief shouting to catch the thief, right? When I squeezed here just now, there were too many people begging for hard work, and thousands of dollars have been distributed in this short period of tens of meters, but I didn't expect these people to come to ask for money, I guessed right, and it was really a liar.
"Hehe, it's really a liar, isn't it just a hundred dollars? I'll give it to you! The handsome guy in the sports car took out a stack of red tickets and threw them into the air, and a gust of wind blew just now, and in an instant, it was like a goddess scattering flowers, leading the surroundings to grab wildly. I've only seen this kind of thing in the news before, but I didn't expect it to happen in front of my eyes today.
Wu Xuan casually picked up a few hundred-yuan red tickets floating in the air and handed them to Tang Tang and Du Wenli, blessed everyone is king, anyway, this Kaizi person is stupid and has a lot of money, and he doesn't take it for nothing.
"You call me a liar? Did I lie to you? I don't know you, do I? ”
"You ......" After hearing Wu Xuan's words, the handsome guy in the sports car led by him turned red, pointed at Wu Xuan's nose and said angrily: "You don't know me, but I know you!" Do you know who I am? ”
Looking at this almost crazy expression, Wu Xuan shrugged his shoulders helplessly and looked at Li Xinyan and Tang Tang and said, "If you want to shout at me, you have to give a hundred yuan for hard work." I've already said I don't know him, and I'm even asking who he is? That's why he knows he's sick in the head! ”
"Well, I think so." Tang Tang even nodded his head heavily, but now the handsome guy in the sports car is angry!
"Ah...... I'm! My surname is Song, do you know that my surname is Song? Now you know who I am, right? ”
"Surname Song? Are you from the Song family? Who are Song Wencheng? Hearing the other party say that his surname was Song, Wu Xuan's brain was also running rapidly, so the situation in front of him was already a little clueless.
"Humph! He is my father, and my name is Song Zihuan. ”
A handsome guy stood next to him and said: "Song Wencheng is my uncle, my name is Ou Qinghe, my mother is Song Wenxin, the kid is very fat, I recognize my relatives and actually recognize my Song family, and those who know each other will not be allowed to step into the Song family for half a step in the future, otherwise don't blame us for being unkind to you." ”
"Huh?"
Wu Xuan and Li Xinyan instantly understood why this group of sons and brothers were looking for themselves, it turned out that they were caused by their relatives. But think about it, Wu Xuan, a seventeen-year-old boy, actually recognized Mrs. Ji as his godmother, and Song Wencheng became Wu Xuan's eldest brother, so Song Zihuan has to be called Uncle Wu Xuan, and Ou Qinghe wants to open his mouth to call Uncle, no wonder they are so excited.