Chapter 901: Scared to pee your pants

Song Wenli's face turned from pale to blood, and then from blood to normal complexion, half loud, with tears in her eyes, biting her lower lip, biting her lower lip, she didn't say a word, just stared at Chen Mo and Zhou Yaping who were sitting in the back seat with those eyes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Oh, Sister Song, I know that I was a little too much just now, who told you to swear something that was struck by thunder, if you didn't believe that there was really nothing between you, I really believed it just now!" Zhou Yaping saw Song Wenli being frightened, and said very embarrassedly: "I just see that you don't believe in my strength, and deliberately show it, this time you believe it!" ”

"Sister Yaping, I have to say two words to you!" Chen Mo said with a straight face: "Look what you scared Captain Song just now, and now you're crying again, you can't be like this, besides, you dared to make a move with me just now?" This is used to you, it seems that I haven't used a spear to ventilate you for a while, see I won't stab you 30,000 guns tonight, the old man is living outside with a face, you an old lady has to consult your own master for everything, otherwise you let your husband where to put my face, and shout and shout to kill, you are still a policeman, don't you think that you will be punished by the law if you hit people casually and damage public property? Don't do this next time, don't hear me, or I'll stab someone with a spear! ”

"You dare!" Zhou Yaping glared and said: "It's not all you said yourself, you have Lili and I don't count, even Xinlian let you hook up, Alice, that little scratcher, I know you went to Europe for her, I don't bother to say anything." But you're still messing around outside, you're too much, what if you get sick like this? Mother, I didn't kick you to death, you are already benevolent and righteous. ”

"It's not Hina, I'm definitely not going to go!" Chen Mo said seriously, and then poked his head out of front without heart or lungs, and asked Song Wenli half-jokingly: "Captain Song, are you still a chick?" ”

"I'll fuck you!" Song Wenli suddenly attacked, punching Chen Mo in the eye socket.

"Ahh Chen Mo screamed, he didn't have any defense at all.

In an instant, a black blue appeared on Chen Mo's eyes.

"Giggle!!" Zhou Yaping saw this. I couldn't help but cover my mouth and laugh. It's so fun to finally see Chen Mo suffer.

"Sister Yaping, someone is bullying you, you are laughing so heartlessly?" Chen Mo covered his eyes with one hand. At the same time, he looked at Zhou Yaping speechlessly.

"It's better to cut you!" Zhou Yaping said happily and resentfully.

"It's over. I'm feeling dizzy right now. Dazzled, I'm going to die! Chen Mo howled miserably.

"What, you still want to slander people?" Song Wenli said angrily: "Don't get involved with me in the future when the contradictions between the two of you are concerned." You almost didn't scare me into peeing my pants just now! ”

"Pounce~" Zhou Yaping couldn't help but smile and said, "Sister Song, it's really interesting for you to talk, are you okay?" ”

Song Wenli punched Chen Mo, and most of the grievances in her heart had dissipated, and she rolled her eyes at Zhou Yaping and said, "I can't die yet, but I can't help but be really scared by you next time!" ”

"Wait!" Chen Mo covered his eyes with one hand, raised his other hand out, leaned forward, and stretched out his empty hand towards Song Wenli's pants.

"What are you going to do?" Song Wenli asked with a startled voice.

Zhou Yaping was also stunned, could it be that something fell into the car, did Chen Mo reach out to hook it?

In the next second, Chen Mo's big hand touched Song Wenli's pants, touched her near the crotch of her pants in a dignified manner, and then sat back seriously.

Song Wenli was stunned, Zhou Yaping was petrified, it was so hateful, she actually played hooligan in front of her.

"Cut!" At this moment, Chen Mo spoke: "Captain Song, you can really joke, you didn't pee your pants!" ”

In an instant, Song Wenli's face was black, her fists were clenched, and she looked up to the sky and roared: "Ahhhh ”

"Hahahaha!" Zhou Yaping reacted, leaned back and closed her laughter, and her tears were about to burst into laughter.

"Sister Yaping, what are you laughing at!" Chen Mo said very seriously: "If Captain Song pees her pants because we are scared, it means that she is very likely to have a lifelong problem in the future, so I will give a detailed treatment plan according to her specific situation to ensure that there will be no sequelae, come, Captain Song, let me touch it again, it seems that I didn't touch it right now!" Chen Mo leaned out very seriously.

"Get out!" Song Wenli said sharply with a blue face.

"Hahaha... Xiao Mo... You're too... It's so funny! Zhou Yaping was almost out of breath laughing, "It's the first time I've seen someone like you who is a hooligan and has such righteous words and amusement!" ”

"Captain Song, look, your temper is not very good now!" Chen Mo ignored Zhou Yaping's words, on the contrary, he still said to Song Wenli seriously: "I think, you should have a correct mentality, don't shy away from medical treatment, although I am not a regular doctor, but I have also studied in a medical university for a year, and I have a certain amount of research on medical Tao, you are so angry now, it is very likely that the liver is vigorous, but when we met before, you were not like this, which means that what happened just now has a certain impact on your liver, this liver is the most important organ of the human body, once it is damaged, then the kidney, The heart, spleen and stomach, etc., will be chaotic, especially because of this caused by a lot of gynecological diseases, such as one of them, mastitis, causing you to be blocked there, serious may also get cancer, can not be cautious, let me touch you, I diagnose it, you have to believe me, I am a qualified medical worker! ”

"I was wrong!" Song Wenli said in despair: "I should have punched myself just now, I hit you, what are you provoking you for!" ”

"Giggles!" Zhou Yaping couldn't stop laughing, patted Chen Mo's back hard, and forcibly held back her laughter and said: "Xiao Mo, don't scare Sister Song, you really scared her out of something, I think you will raise her for the rest of my life!" ”

"I raise?" Chen Mo's eyes lit up, and he put on a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance and said, "There is absolutely no problem at that time, Sister Song, you will join my harem in the future." I'll raise you! ”

"You put your face here!" Song Wenli said.

"What for?" Chen Moyin smiled: "You want to kiss me so soon?" ”

"Well, you come here!" Song Wenli nodded, and her eyes became gentle.

"Hey, hey!" Chen Mo first turned his head to Zhou Yaping and said, "Sister Yaping, look, you just said that I raised it, but you are not allowed to regret it!" ”

"......" Zhou Yaping's face was black.

"Come on, big beauty, talk to your master!" Chen Mo smiled and leaned over his face and dug out his big thick lips.

"Xiao Mo, you are so handsome. The skin is so good. Can I touch your handsome face before kissing you? Song Wenli said softly.

"Touch it!" Chen Mo naturally met this request.

"Hmm!" Song Wenli nodded, stretched out her hand and gently touched Chen Mo's face. Then rubbed it back and forth. "Smack!"

A loud slap slapped Chen Mo's face.

Chen Mo straightened his body with a whoosh. Sitting in the back seat, his fair face wore a bright red five-finger print.

Sitting there, his expression was wooden. A stupid look.

"Giggles!" Zhou Yaping didn't get angry at all, on the contrary, she kept smiling.

"Humph!" Song Wenli looked at Chen Mo's expression through the perspective mirror, and her heart finally opened up, and she finally gave this evil breath.

"Get out of the gas!" Halfway, Chen Mo said lightly: "There shouldn't be any anger in your heart now!" ”

The light flashed, the five finger prints on Chen Mo's face disappeared quickly, and the hand covering his eyes also moved away, and the dark green eyes didn't know when they were actually better.

"I could have seen that you did it on purpose!" Zhou Yaping said with a smile on the side: "Your performance just now is so brain-dead, but, Xiao Mo, I think that's better, more down-to-earth, sometimes you behave too floatingly, like a kite in the sky, as long as the rope is broken, it will fly away quietly, making it difficult to find." ”

"You, it's really infuriating and hateful!" Song Wenli restarted the car, even if the door was broken, it did not affect the normal use of the engine, and while driving, she turned her back to Chen Mo and said: "I know that you deliberately pretended to be stupid to tease me just now, and you also deliberately let me hit you twice to get angry, in fact, with your strength, I want to hit you, no matter how close the distance is, it is impossible to succeed!" ”

"Look at you, it's not interesting to say it!" Chen Mo said with a smile: "Captain Song, I'll apologize to you again for the previous incident, it was me who was wrong, I joked and dragged you in, I frightened you!" ”

"It's okay, I'm not right, I hit you twice, I made you frightened too!" Song Wenli replied politely.

"Congratulations!" Zhou Yaping smiled on the side: "Congratulations to the two, it's really a double happiness, the money will definitely be given when the time comes!" ”

"Look at you, why did you misunderstand again!" Chen Mo said helplessly: "If you keep doing this, it won't be interesting." ”

"Did I misunderstand something? What you two said just now, you fertilized her, she fertilized you too, both of you fertilized, isn't that a sign that you are going to have a baby? Zhou Yaping smiled happily.

"Chen Mo!" Song Wenli said: "You let Yaping join the special ability class, I promise that I will definitely 'take care' of her when the time comes!" Especially the word 'care', Song Wenli used a very heavy tone.

"Well, I can't control it if I don't join to see herself, but all I can do is that I'll fertilize her tonight!" Chen Mo said very seriously.

"Uh......" Zhou Yaping hurriedly said: "Just kidding, just kidding, don't take it seriously you two!" Am I wrong, am I wrong? ”

The three of them chatted happily all the way, and before they knew it, they had arrived in Jiangsong City, and along the way, the passing vehicles saw that the doors of their cars were broken, as if they had suffered a terrorist attack, and they all showed curious eyes, if it weren't for Song Wenli wearing a military uniform, and the license plate of this car was very good, many people came forward to ask.

After the car drove to Jiangsong City, Chen Mo directly asked Song Wenli to drive the car to the villa that Wang Xinlian gave him, and he didn't come back for a while, so he didn't know if he needed to clean it like last time.

After entering the villa, Zhou Yaping first went back to the room to change her clothes, and during Chen Mo's absence, she had been living here and cleaning it clean.

Chen Mo accompanied Song Wenli to drink some water in the living room downstairs.

"Chen Mo, do you agree with Yaping's joining the special ability class?" Song Wenli didn't want to let go of Zhou Yaping, a good seedling, but although Chen Mo didn't interfere in this matter, Zhou Yaping didn't seem to mention it, which made Song Wenli have to do Chen Mo's work, so that Chen Mo could help enlighten Zhou Yaping, which was actually Chen Mo's sentence. (To be continued.) )