Chapter 15 Cake Cutting
Whether it is Lin Nuolan or Feng Xiaochen, they can be regarded as first-class beauties, and any one of them will be very eye-catching, and when the two of them go out together, the return rate is extremely high.
But tonight, the eyes of the two of them were not as tall as Yang Fan!
It's not that Yang Fan is too handsome, and it's not that he did something superb. It's because Feng Xiaochen walked to the other side of him and asked questions, which made him form a pattern surrounded by beautiful women on one left and one on the right. Isn't it a public enemy of men that rare beauty resources are possessed by one person?
If it is a poor sling silk, or a nouveau riche with fat soil, everyone will only secretly scold "two flowers are inserted in cow dung", but he is absolutely passable even if he is handsome, and he is 185cm tall. Even if you can't see that you are rich, you can't balance the contempt in your heart, and you can only cast the eyes of dissatisfaction with jealousy.
"It's strange...... Yang Fan perfunctorily inquired about Feng Xiaochen all the way, and muttered in a low voice.
"What's wrong?"
"Do you think it...... The man on Hua'an's side...... They don't look at you two beauties, they always stare at me. Is this good male style? Yang Fan made a joke with a little sweat.
Lin Nuolan laughed with a 'poof', but he laughed and did not say anything, and did not give him a solution.
Feng Xiaochen was stunned for a moment, and then explained with a smile: "That's right! It seems that you really haven't gone out alone, let me tell you! There are a lot of handsome guys here who have been robbed by men, like you...... No, a posture like yours will still make many people worry about it. However, your height has a bit of an advantage, and generally small people don't dare to move you, so they can only yy you, and those who want to move you are those strong men with big shoulders and round waists! Hmph, if it weren't for our two grass messengers, you would have been dragged to the back alley! ”
"......" Yang Fan glanced at him, "You treat me as stupid!" ”
"Hahaha......" Lin Nuolan couldn't help but laugh out loud regardless of his image, Feng Xiaochen laughed even more exaggeratedly, it was like a white rabbit swaying.
"Classmate Yang Fan, have you seen that?" Feng Xiaochen pulled him and quietly pointed to the snacks sold on a cart on the side of the road.
Yang Fan took a closer look at the street lamp, it seemed to be a large piece of something, except that part of it was covered with plastic sheeting, and the other part was exposed, which at first glance should be similar to sesame cakes, peanut cakes and other snacks.
"I seem to have seen it on the side of the road in a car, but I haven't eaten it. Do you like to eat? I don't have much money right now, Nuo Lan, please eat, I'll invite you to snacks! ”
Seeing that he was about to pass, Feng Xiaochen and Lin Nuolan immediately quickly took his hand left and right, pulling him a little kidnapping and hurriedly walking forward.
"You are really good girls...... Yang Fan sighed: "I still have the money to buy some snacks, is it unhygienic?" ”
"Hmph, there is no health quarantine, I don't know the source of raw materials, I don't know how many days I have been doing it, I only know that it is placed on the side of the road all day long, do you think it is hygienic?" Lin Nuolan snorted lightly.
Seeing that he had already gone away, Feng Xiaochen whispered with palpitations: "You don't know that this is the famous cake-cutting?" Let's not talk about hygiene and food safety issues, there are personal safety issues when buying this thing! ”
"......" Yang Fan smiled, "Xiaochen, you are scaring me exaggeratedly again." Even if I haven't seen many things in the world, I'm not scared. ”
Feng Xiaochen pursed his lips: "Cut!" Do you know how they sell? Come on, I'll play it for you, I'll be the boss, you can buy it! ”
Seeing that Lin Nuolan didn't stop Feng Xiaochen, he hadn't walked to the place to eat yet. Yang Fan played with her while walking: "Boss, this cake is cut, right?" How to sell? ”
"10 pieces."
"It's not expensive, is it?" Yang Fan looked at Lin Nuolan for a moment, and then continued to role-play: "Give me some......"
Feng Xiaochen immediately made a gesture with his hands, and then gestured with both hands to the size of an iPad.
"It's a little too much, we may not be able to finish it, let's eat a little less......"
Before Yang Fan finished speaking, Feng Xiaochen had already made a gesture. "10 pounds!"
"So heavy?"
"Just kidding! Except for a little walnut and raisins on the surface, it's all sugar pressed tightly, and the density is large, you get such a big piece of sugar to see if there are 10 catties! Feng Xiaochen also took part in it.
"Okay!" Yang Fan smiled bitterly, "I've gained a lot of knowledge, then I don't want so much, just cut it into 1 catty." ”
"You have to buy as much as you cut! Can I still sell your cut one? Give money! Feng Xiaochen made a gesture and put the void cut cake into a bag and sent it to him.
"I see!" Yang Fan shook his head: "It seems that I almost spent 100 yuan to buy a lesson if I was not careful." ”
"What 100 pieces? Give money, 1000 yuan! Feng Xiaochen was a little fierce, afraid of being watched by passers-by, and afraid of being heard by the stall owner and accomplices, so her voice was lowered.
"1000 bucks?! It's not a forced buy, it's a robbery! Yang Fan frowned.
At this time, Feng Xiaochen glanced at Lin Nuolan, and the two of them framed his arm one on the left and one on the right, and Feng Xiaochen even gestured with his fingers on his chest: "To put it clearly, 10 yuan a tael, do you want to repay the debt?" It's huge, isn't it? We're knives! We still have a dozen of our fellow villagers here! There's no way to pay for it! ”
In the past, Yang Fan couldn't have eaten such street food, let alone bought it himself, and this time he played it, which really made him see the street trap with twists and turns. "That's the biggest trap! But can such forced buying and selling, even deception and coercion, urban management, industry and commerce, and the police don't care? ”
The two of them let go of their hands and continued on their way. "How? There is a policy to protect it! This is very troublesome, and the grassroots personnel are also very troublesome, and they can't be the masters at all. Even if you call the police, at most you will be protected from being beaten, and you still have to pay money. ”
Lin Nuolan remembered Yang Fan's actions to those gangsters at noon, and quickly reminded: "Don't be fooled, don't go to watch or ask for the price!" Even if someone else encounters something like this, don't go up and be a hero. If they use a knife and hurt you, you will run away, and the matter will be over. If you hurt them, you will have to pay for the medical expenses, and the sky-high price for those cut cakes. Even if things get bigger, they will be fine, and at most they will be sent back to their hometown! ”
Seeing that Lin Nuolan had such a serious attitude, Yang Fan understood that this was not a story that Feng Xiaochen was joking with him, but a real trouble trap. "But...... Is this true of everyone? I don't believe it! I think it's an isolated incident that makes people look at them through colored glasses. ”
Feng Xiaochen smiled: "Classmate Xiaofan, don't be angry with the booksellers. If you have time, you can search the Internet and see how many people have been cheated like this from south to north, and you will know how serious it is. It should be said that there must be a lot of businessmen, but do you dare to risk hundreds of thousands of dollars to identify the character one by one? ”
Lin Nuolan also sighed: "A mouse feces spoils a pot of porridge." The problem of that pot of porridge is not big, if you find piles of rat droppings, this pot of porridge ......"
"Phew, phew! We're going to eat, can you stop talking about rat? Feng Xiaochen hurriedly stopped her.
Before they knew it, they had made their way to the restaurant. Lin Nuolan took them to an economical ordinary restaurant, and Yang Fan didn't care about anything, what he ate at noon was just fast food.
"I can't believe you're just meeting on the first day!" During the meal, after continuing to inquire about the relationship between Yang Fan and Lin Nuolan, Feng Xiaochen sighed with emotion.
Lin Nuolan teased: "Isn't that right? If you see him, bring him back." I'll sleep in your room tonight, and I won't have to live in the living room. ”
"Oh, it's not good, people are very reserved ladies......" Feng Xiaochen covered his face with exaggerated hands.
"yes, it's too reserved to knock people down without meeting each other."
"you! If you hadn't moved your spring heart, would you bring a man back? ”
Watching them bury each other intimately, without caring that he, the "man" who was brought back, was next to him, Yang Fan was a little speechless.
"Miss Lin? What about eating? Huan is not welcome to have one more me, it is better to meet by chance, just let me be the east! A man's voice rang out, and he said a lot of words to himself.
(Thanks to the book friend [Qi Zhongtao] brother for becoming the first hall master!) Thanks to the book friend [Love Naughty] for becoming the second helmsman! There are also generous rewards from good friends such as the brother "Ming Yue Fu Ming" and the brothers who "don't like to eat tomatoes, Zhong Shenxiu, and Serb small fish". )