Chapter 113: Superman (2 More Flowers)
But it was said that Liu Fan left the dormitory, went out of the school gate, and got on a taxi all the way to the suburban traffic police brigade, and at this time there was a man and a woman in the traffic police team squatting in the parking shed looking at a black off-road vehicle worried, this is not Liu Fan's Range Rover, and this squatting person knows that it was the two traffic policemen who intercepted Liu Fan at that time: Jin Xiaopang and Zhao Shengnan?
"Little fatty, when did you say that chief will come to get the car, it's been a day, and there is no one in the shadow" Zhao Shengnan held his pink cheeks in his right hand and muttered, but his eyes stared at the off-road vehicle in front of him without blinking
"Ah......" Jin Xiaopang on the side was already drowsy, and kept playing haha, as soon as he heard Zhao Shengnan's words, he replied weakly: "I said Sister Shengnan, you arched me out of the bed early in the morning, just for this car, you better spare me, let me go back to sleep, besides, I am not a fortune teller, I know the whereabouts of that master."
Zhao Shengnan patted Jin Xiaopang on the shoulder, and then said threateningly: "You are still not buddy, Ai, don't you just get up early, and you won't die, besides, you are so fat, if you go to sleep, you will become a pig, believe it or not, I will slaughter you as a pig now, well......" said and glared at him
"Huh......" Jin Xiaopang was glared at like this, his neck shrank violently, and then he pretended to be afraid and said: "I said Sister Shengnan, it's good not to take you so intimidating, you know I'm timid and unafraid, if I am scared out of a book-read-novel xstxt guts to hang up, you will lose a loyal little brother, then I will see how you explain to my mother"
Zhao Shengnan didn't know that this little fat was pretending, so he snorted coldly: "Hmph! If you don't want to be beaten, give me an honest day to sit with me, anyway, today you zoom in on vacation, at most I will help you introduce a sister to you to get to know, but you can rely on yourself if you don't succeed."
"Oh yes!" As soon as Jin Xiaopang heard that there was a sister paper, he immediately jumped up, and raised two fingers and shouted, at this moment he seemed to be alive, and then laughed excitedly: "Hehe! Let's not tempt me with sister paper, you know, I can't stand the temptation, quack! ”
Zhao Shengnan glanced at him, then kicked Jin Xiaopang's big ass, and said angrily: "Look at your dead sex, you can't open your legs when you see a beautiful girl, it's best to find you a few extremely ugly female worms, let them sway in front of you all day long, see if you are still so obscene?" Hum! ”
"Ouch!" Jin Xiaopang screamed, and then he was thrown into a dog Ken mud, and then he rubbed his ass again, and said with a painful face: "I said Sister Shengnan, can't you be light?" You're deliberately hurting, you know? It's a shame that you're still a policeman, if someone else ......" At this time, Jin Xiaopang's words were just halfway through and there was no follow-up, but his eyes kept looking ahead, as if he had been pointed at by someone
Zhao Shengnan saw that Jin Xiaopang was still talking and laughing just now, why did he become dumb all of a sudden, so he said curiously: "If something happens to others, you say Ao" But after waiting for a while, Jin Xiaopang didn't respond, and when he looked up, he saw him stunned, Zhao Shengnan was unhappy in his heart, he was talking to him, but he ignored people, he was really angry
Then Zhao Shengnan flew up again, kicked on Jin Xiaopang's fat buttocks, and shouted: "What are you looking at, didn't you hear me?" ”
Jin Xiaopang, who was kicked, was indifferent, but stammered and pointed to a man in front of him and said, "Super super ...... Superman...... Greatly...... Heroic"
"What superhero ......" Zhao Shengnan was also very curious at this time while talking, while turning his head to look in the direction pointed by Jin Xiaopang, and suddenly a scream of "Ah ......" sounded, but it turned out that Zhao Shengnan saw Liu Fan, and they couldn't help but be surprised, because the scene of Liu Fan flying into the air was so shocking that she still can't forget it
Besides, as soon as Liu Fan arrived at the door of the suburban traffic police brigade, he got out of the car, just when he wanted to enter the door, he was stopped by a middle-aged doorman, only to see the person who came open his big mouth, revealing his brown teeth, and spewing out unpleasant bad breath all over his mouth, and said loudly to Liu Fan very unceremoniously: "Hey, who are you from that kid station, do you know what kind of place this is?" ”
Liu Fan frowned, and said with some displeasure: "I'm here to pick up the car, what's the matter?" Can't this traffic police brigade enter? ”
At this time, the doorman gloated a little and said to Liu Fan: "Hmm! Know! If you can come here, it's either the traffic police or you who pay the ticket, drive fast! I've been caught, haven't you? Now it's time to redeem the car! ”
The doorman saw that Liu Fan didn't speak, and he acquiesced in the future, and then the conversation changed, and he began to become more serious: "Young man, you don't look like a person with any background, I guess you don't even have a driver's license, it's not so easy to get a car, the water is deep here" He also pointed to the office building behind him while speaking, probably because Liu Fan's clothes were all stalls, so he said so
Now Liu Fan became interested, but he didn't expect that there were unspoken rules, so he couldn't help but ask curiously: "Then what should I do?"
The doorman obviously expected Liu Fan to have such a reaction, and said in a very unfathomable manner: "Hmm! Then it depends on whether you can be a man, little brother," said and used his mother finger and index finger to make a frustrating movement in front of Liu Fan, now Liu Fan would not know what this doorman meant, Ai is obviously asking him for money, and he can't help but laugh dumbly, a doorman can openly ask for money, then the officials in this can be imagined, the old saying is not said, the upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked
Immediately, Liu Fan lost interest in the doorman's words, so he said coldly: "No need, I'm here to take my car, not to pay the fine."
As soon as the doorman heard Liu Fan's tone, he knew that there was no play, so he hurriedly persuaded him: "Alas, I said why are you so ignorant, I'm helping you, do you think I'm greedy for your money, if you want to pick up the car easily, shouldn't you pay a price?" ”
"I said, old Wangtou, you are relying on you to be a relative of the captain again, have you cheated money here? Looks like I didn't get addicted last time, right? Just as the doorman wanted to say something more, there was a spicy shout behind him, and as soon as the doorman turned around, when he saw the person clearly, his soul suddenly burst into tears, and his forehead was dripping with cold sweat
"Ouch, it turned out to be Officer Zhao Ai, my dare Ai, isn't there a little brother who came to ask for directions, so this is enthusiastic about doing good deeds, don't wronged me" The old king's head began to lie nonsense one after another, it was really not a loss to the old fritter Ai who was the gatekeeper, and even Liu Fan had to write the word "service".
"Humph!" Zhao Shengnan didn't have a good face for the old king, he snorted coldly and crossed directly past the old king, obviously knowing that he was a ghost, and then came to Liu Fan, just waiting for the prime minister to speak, but was preempted by Jin Xiaopang behind him, only to see him quickly run up from behind, and then said to Liu Fan with a smile on his face: "Hehe, this superhero, don't be surprised, the old king's head is like this, he likes to be greedy, people are not bad, don't be like him" After speaking, he glanced at the old king, Frightened, the latter took a few steps back
"Superman?" Hearing this title, Liu Fan was a little confused, and secretly wondered when he had this title, so he asked curiously, "Are you calling me?" ”
At this time, Jin Xiaopang stretched out his two hands, held Liu Fan's hand tightly, and said excitedly: "You don't remember Ai, you forgot yesterday when I stopped your car with Sister Shengnan."
"Oh, it turns out that you are the fat man Ai, my name is Liu Fan, not a superman, let alone a hero, what kind of person like me, you know, then my car is still there, I am here to drive away today, so ...... now" At this time, Liu Fan remembered that there was such a person yesterday, he was talking to Zhao Shengnan at that time, so he didn't see it too clearly, plus so many things happened yesterday, he forgot about it
Hearing Liu Fan say this, the fat man understood, and then shook the fat on his body and said with a smile: "I understand, people like you like to be low-key, I understand this, the car is over there, don't worry, I washed it for you once yesterday" After speaking, he pointed to the carport