Chapter 173: I was scared to pee

As soon as the "women's concentration camp" was completed, the process was a little ...... If the brain-dead girl next to her who drove her back to Haicheng could be replaced by someone else, she could probably be considered perfect, right? Wang Yu thought so in his heart.

The brain-dead second-class girl was humming a song in her mouth at this time, driving happily, and the song she was humming was nothing else, it was the one that Wang Yu asked her to sing before...... Thus conquered by you, cutting off all retreats......

Wang couldn't help but fur in his ears when he heard this, according to Han Yang, this girl belongs to the surname that must be repaid, do you think she was really conquered by you? Joke! Maybe I'm wondering what this is going on!

The off-road vehicle went all the way out of the area around Jinghu Lake and got on the road, but this Comrade Tian Tian had not yet acted!

But soon, Wang Yu's face turned green, and the car drove farther and farther away from the road, deviating from the road to Haicheng, and he couldn't help but shout: "Hey! Feed! Comrade Colonel...... You, what do you want? Stop the car! Stopβ€”"

The sound stopped abruptly! Wang Yu felt that there must be an invisible big hand on his throat!

The muzzle of the black hole hole! A delicately shaped 54-style pistol!

Wang Yu swore that this was the first time he had seen this kind of guy in his life, and at the same time, it was also the first time he had been pointed at! If anyone dares to tell him that he will not change his face in the face of the muzzle, he will definitely spit on his face! Plus slap him with a big ear scraper!

Pursing his lips, Wang Yu squeezed out a trace of embarrassment, and stammered: "Don't make trouble!" Girls' families, dancing guns and sticks, it's not good! What else do you take to simulate ......?"

He knew that when he came out of the army, the guy in his hand could be fake?

Suddenly, the car stopped, and the brainless girl got out of the car first, looked at the surrounding scenery, was slightly satisfied, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and said leisurely: "How is it?" Dr. Wang! Nice here, right? ”;

Seeing that Wang Yu didn't get out of the car, Tian Tianxing's eyes widened, his willow eyebrows stood upside down, and he shouted fiercely: "Get off!" What to watch? Do you think I'm joking with you? ”

"Bang β€”β€”!";

A gunshot rang out!

The brain-dead girl proved that the gun in her hand is definitely not a simulation, and it is definitely not an ornament! And! The marksmanship is also accurate! A small tree not far away broke off in response! Wang Yu's heart instantly cooled half, and he secretly said in his heart: Good marksmanship!

As everyone knows, the brain-dead girl blushed a little at this time, because she ...... I wanted to hit the big tree next to the small tree! It's a pity that Wang Yu doesn't have mind reading skills, so he doesn't know at all!

Wang Yu was apprehensive in his heart, but he thought to himself that even if this girl was missing a heart, she should, probably, not be ...... Kill yourself, right?

After getting out of the car slowly, Wang was like a fish that had just been put on the chopping board, and he was at his mercy!

The brain-dead girl shook the five-fourth-style pistol in her hand and said, "Hmm! I specially chose the place for you! Look at this mountain! Look at the water again! This is the legendary Feng Shui treasure! The green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, the Vermilion Bird in the front, and the Xuanwu in the back...... Two words! Pretty! ”

"Can we stop talking so much nonsense?" , Wang Yu looked at Tian Tian in a daze.

The brain-dead girl sighed and said, "Then what do you want me to say?" I'm comforting you right now! ”

Comfort your sister!

Wang Yu rolled his eyes, took a long breath, and said very seriously: "It seems that you are really ...... How can I say it? Treat human life like child's play! There must be a lot of background in the family, I'll kill me if you say anything, I don't care at all, forget it! What are you talking about! No! I have a few more words! ”

"What's that?";

Looking at Wang Yu's slightly nervous and incoherent appearance, Tian Tian felt a huge sense of satisfaction for no reason, well! Quite satisfied! This damn "dog"! You've got it today!

Wang Yu obviously wouldn't be so righteous and said: Shoot me in the head, hurry up or something, what he wants to say is...... "Woman!" Spare your life! I have a woman in her fifties, and I have an unborn child below! I ......"

"Soft eggs!";

The brain-dead girl spat disdainfully and snorted, "Still let me sing conquest?" Aren't you pretty bullish? Now let the gun go soft on the top? Look at you like this, if you are captured by the enemy, you will have to become a Han annihilation! Feel relieved! I'm not going to kill you! That would be a hassle! I just want to break your dog's legs! ”

This is crazy! Must be crazy! Wang Yu was stunned at that time! I can't help it! The guns were raised, although they were two or three meters away, and it was possible that he would not be hurt if he fought hard, but it was more likely that he himself was injured by mistake, or even killed!

"Wait! Wait! Wang Yu shouted again;

"It's not like I'm going to kill you! Needless to say, the last words! Don't talk about what there is an old mother and a child next! It's so cheesy! The brainless girl shook her head and said, that look, how proud you are, how proud you are, it's completely unreasonable and typical!

Wang Yu wanted to cry and laugh, but he hadn't collapsed yet, at most his hands and feet were a little cold, and he let out a long breath of turbidity, in this case, please allow him to make a sad expression;

Wang Mou sighed: "There was once a sincere love in front of me!" I didn't cherish her! Only now, I regret it! When the muzzle of the gun was two meters away from me, I knew that I was going to be a cripple for the rest of my life! I don't deserve you anymore......"

"What a mess!" Tian Tian shook his head dissatisfiedly, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said, "Hmm! That's right, too! It's cruel to beat you to a cripple! How could I do that? I decided - since you spanked my ass, I'm going to spank yours too! ”

Uncle's! Am I good at playing, right? What you want is an authentic May Fourth-style pistol! If you shoot down, you'll fly with half a butt! Isn't this fucking cruelty? It's just too deceitful!

"Don't move! If it's crooked...... Knock your little bird off, huh! I won't care! The brain-dead girl is still in the mood to tell a bad joke!

Wang Yu was furious! It's too bullying Silver, isn't it? If you want to come, you can come, what a fart! But...... Was shot inexplicably like this? Just because I hit her little ass before? This is even more unjust than Dou E! What kind of broken reasons!

The brain-dead girl raised the gun in her hand, and Wang Yu suddenly shouted again: "Wait! Wait! I have one more small request! ”

"Are you bothered? You'll talk about it when I'm done! Tian Tian scolded angrily: "Mother-in-law! Isn't it a man? Ass pout! Let me shoot you, and we'll settle the matter, and I'll take you to the hospital after that!" I've covered the medical expenses! ”

Do you want to be so arrogant? The corners of Wang Yu's mouth twitched, but there was a shy expression on his face, and he said slowly: "I, I...... I want to pee ......"

"What?";

Tian Tian was stunned for a moment, and soon laughed again! Leaning forward and smiling! Smirked! My stomach hurts: "Gurgle! Just a little guts! I'm scared to pee! Hahaha! I'm laughing to death! I'm laughing to deathβ€”"

"Laugh at your sister!" , Wang Yu took advantage of her doppelganger, and suddenly moved, he wanted to fight hard! Never allow yourself to be hurt by such cruelty!

Two steps to deceive her and pounced directly on her, holding her hand with a gun, straddle her waist and abdomen, Wang was full of spirit like a victorious general!

The abrupt change made Tian Tian a little unable to react, and when he reacted, the gun in his hand had already flown more than a meter away, and the situation seemed to be ...... Hehehe! And there is no reversal!

Will I tell you I have two guns? The insidious brain-dead girl laughs secretly in her heart!

Wang Yu, who is riding on the brainless girl, has the heart to cry! The girl was well prepared, and after being pounced, one hand pulled out another gun from behind! The muzzle of the black hole hole was directly on his chin!

"Go down! How dare you play these little tricks with me? Cut! Don't you know that I like to watch the old woman with two guns the most? Tian Tian said proudly;

Oh my! Wang Yu got down from her, sat on the ground, and said indignantly: "You can't be disgraced if you can't kill her!" You're going to shoot me in the head! It's a hundred! Didn't I just wake up and bite you? You didn't let me bite it? ”

Tian Tian gritted his silver teeth and said angrily: "It's reasonable!" You ripped off my pants and spanked my ass! Stinky rascals! That's how it should end! ”

"Spanking you? Why didn't you say you were going to stab me with a knife? Besides, ripping your pants and spanking is also your own request! What the hell is this! And shoot me with a gun! Come on, come on! Beat! Kill me! Wang Yu shouted.

"What if I don't dare?" Tian Tian sneered twice, picked up another gun, and said, "In view of your non-cooperation!" I'm going to shoot you in both asses right now! Make your ass bloom! (To be continued.) )