Chapter 006: The Lord is so dark
Zhao Qingshan originally heard someone speak, so he temporarily stopped the shaking of the golden bell, and planned to wait for the pilgrims to enter the main hall, and then shake the golden bell to give it a big shock.
But I didn't expect that the first pilgrim to go up the mountain did not intend to go up the mountain to worship, but actually went up the mountain purely to see the excitement! How can this be? This is the first visitor to Qingyunguan to officially appear on the stage, this is a good start!
Ge Laozi, it's not impossible to watch the excitement, won't it be over if you go up the mountain later? I also ran the first one up the mountain...... Today, the poor road is tied, and you have to be tied in and kowtow obediently!
Zhao Qingshan was a little unhappy in his heart, but on the surface, he still maintained that light smile, he walked out of the courtyard and said to Kong Bian Su Zuo: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable~!" Poor Road Chapter 006 The Lord of the Poor Road is a good black and a Qingyun Lord Qingchengzi, and he is polite here...... Since the donor has gone up the mountain, why hasn't he gone inside to offer incense? ”
"You're the little Taoist priest who pretends to be a ghost." Kong Bian Su's coffee-colored face showed two rows of big yellow teeth, and he bared his mouth at Zhao Qingshan, and said, "The road on this mountain, didn't you plan it a long time ago, and you took off the dirt covering it last night and fooled people here?" ”
"......" Zhao Qingshan was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Why did the donor say this?" This mountain road is given by the gods, but it is not the product of the poor road's careful planning to grandstand, and please ask the donor to retract what he just said, otherwise he will anger the gods, but he will suffer. ”
"It's still a god, I was startled by your mountain road in the morning, Lao Tzu just came up the mountain to ask you for mental damage, whether you give it or not, you can do it yourself!" Kong Biansu is not only a well-known bad gambler in the township, but also a well-known scoundrel, as soon as his eyes rolled, he planned to blackmail Zhao Qingshan.
Hearing his words, Zhao Qingshan was neither angry nor annoyed, he just smiled and nodded: "Since the donor doesn't believe in the immortals, then the poor way doesn't say much, dare to ask the donor, how much compensation do you want?" ”
"Just give me three or five...... Chapter 006 of the third five, just look at the lord and be a good black thousand. Kong Biansu was happy in his heart, he really thought that he had guessed correctly, which frightened the little Taoist, and the other party wanted to seal the money!
"Three or five thousand, not a lot of money." Zhao Qingshan smiled, glanced at the man behind Kong Biansu who was speechless, and then said to Kong Biansu: "Poor Dao can give you this money, but please also ask the donor to take a few steps forward, as long as the donor can take three steps, Poor Dao should keep his promise." ”
"Hey, you little Taoist priest won't really be weak-hearted, right? Three steps? Look at me and show you ten steps! Kong Bian Su Dale raised his leg and took a step forward, "Look, this is the first step!" This is the second ...... Alas! ”
"Bang~!" Before he finished speaking, Kong Biansu suddenly felt that his left foot was like a thousand pounds, and his body fell forward under the action of inertia, but his left leg could not leave the ground!
The whole person fell solidly and ate, Kong Biansu was facing the ground, and the nosebleed suddenly flew out like a faucet that had opened the floodgates.
This scene made several people present dumbfounded, only Zhao Qingshan, who understood what was going on, still stood there with a smile and said: "The donor has only taken one step, it seems that this money is destined to be lost with the donor." ”
"Who said that!" Kong Biansu gritted his teeth and scolded: "Little Taoist, don't pretend to be a ghost with me, I was just careless just now, come again!" ”
Kong Biansu, whose left leg had returned to normal, scolded and wiped the blood under his nostrils, got up from the ground, and when he wanted to leave, he said with some anxiety: "You two Taoist priests, stand back a little!" ”
Zhao Qingshan and Chen Zhihua took three steps back as they said.
This time, Kong Biansu carefully raised his left leg first, and after confirming that his left leg landed safely, and that there was no such strange situation as before, he grinned and raised his right leg to walk forward.
It's a pity that this time he failed as usual.
"Bang ......" "Ouch!" Almost exactly the same situation happened just now, Kong Biansu fell to the ground again, and he still landed on the ground with his face on the ground!
Zhao Qingshan looked at Kong Biansu, who was lying on the ground and didn't dare to move, and said with a smile: "Does the donor want to try again?" ”
"It's evil...... "Twice in a row inexplicably unable to lift his legs, Kong Biansu felt a little drumming in his heart, but he still gritted his teeth and said: "No, no, this time I was careless, come again!" ”
"The donor is free." Zhao Qingshan smiled gently, nodded and consciously took two steps back.
But......
"Bang ......" There was no suspense, and Kong Biansu fell down solidly.
Unable to lift his legs three times in a row, Kong Biansu couldn't help but be a little nervous, "That Taoist, what kind of evil art did you cast on me?" Why can't I lift my leg every time?! ”
"Huh." Zhao Qingshan was very surprised and said, "How can the donor say this?" The poor road is four meters away from you, and it can neither move you nor touch you, how can it be the fault of the poor road? ”
"That'...... Then why can't I walk? Kong Bian Su hurriedly said: "It's clearly your ghost!" ”
"Huh...... Since the donor insisted that this was the fault of the poor road, the poor road did not want to tell the donor more. Zhao Qingshan smiled and said: "I don't know that angering the gods will bring retribution, the so-called heavenly sins are forgivable, and self-inflicted sins cannot be lived...... The benefactor will stand here for eternity and eternity! ”
As soon as the words fell, Zhao Qingshan turned around directly and said, "Danyun, let's go back." ”
"Yes, Lord!" Chen Zhihua is so handsome! The viewer cleaned up the people, and it was as unpredictable as flowing water!
Zhao Qingshan and Chen Zhihua were about to leave, but Kong Biansu was frightened by Zhao Qingshan's words, and he hurriedly shouted: "Daoist, that little Taoist!" You said that I angered the gods to bring retribution, okay, okay, I believe you, you quickly tell me what to do! ”
"Donor, let's reflect here for the time being." Zhao Qingshan turned his head and glanced at him lightly, and said: "This Qingyun Temple of the Poor Dao is supported by the gods, and if you speak disrespectfully to the gods in front of the Poor Dao Gate, it is light to punish you for standing here for three days and three nights!" ”
After that, Zhao Qingshan didn't pay attention to Kong Biansu's almost fiery eyes, turned his head and entered the Taoist temple.
Kong Biansu, who was secretly imprisoned by the mountain god Fan Tong, had his legs imprisoned, and he could already cut the pork on the board as he wanted, so he was not in a hurry to let him enter the Taoist temple to burn incense and worship.
Let him stand like a log outside the door, and at the same time give a light punishment, it can also remind the pilgrims who are going up the mountain behind...... Where to go wild, don't go wild in front of Qingyunguan!
"Lord, do you really let him stand there?" Chen Zhihua followed behind Zhao Qingshan and asked in a low voice.
"Typical negative teaching materials, since he himself took the initiative to send them to the door, how can the Lord of this view turn him away?" Zhao Qingshan thought for a moment and added, "You go and teach him a land god mantra and tell him that if he doesn't recite it a thousand times before the sun goes down, he will stand on this mountain until he dies!" ”
"Uh......" Chen Zhihua subconsciously shuddered, looking at the Lord's heart...... It's so dark!
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