Chapter 18: Hit You on the Left Cheek, Then Hit You on the Right Cheek (1/2)

The bright moon hung high, sprinkled with silver frost, the cool breeze was blowing, the branches and leaves rustled, and just after the evening self-study, the students rushed out of the teaching building, hurrying up the time to leave this ghost place.

China's high school campuses bring students more than good memories, but pain and helplessness, all high school graduates should be deeply aware of, especially the third year of high school, is simply not a human life.

Exams, exams, exams! Endless exams! Test your spicy next door!

Although he shined in this exam, Shangguan was still listless, muttering, holding back his thoughts on how to make his senior year of high school easier.

"Muttering about what?" Zhang Tingting patted the head of the functional person, and her expression had returned to normal.

"Nope." Shangguan opened the lock and sighed: "I just feel that the third year of high school is too tired, how can I relax?" ”

"Oh? It's quite tiring. Zhang Tingting has a deep understanding, it has only been more than a week since the start of school, and she has come to the preliminary examination twice, and the weekly holiday is just a few hours in the afternoon, and the suspect is still on bail pending trial! Graduating students have no human rights!

"Actually, it's not that there is no way, it's just that this method can't be used by everyone." Zhang Tingting said with a smile.

"Oh? What's the solution? Let's hear it. "The functionals straddled the saddle and landed on the ground with their feet very easily.

Zhang Tingting raised her eyes and looked at the competent person, and wondered: "Powerful man, have you grown taller again?" ”

"Is there one?" Shangguan touched his head, but he didn't feel it.

"Definitely." Zhang Tingting nodded, took off the schoolbag on her back, opened it and flipped through it, and quickly took out a box ruler: "Come down and stand up, I'll measure it for you." ”

"......" Shangguan got out of the car: "Why are you carrying this thing?" ”

When Zhang Tingting heard this, she touched the back of her head embarrassedly: "Ahaha, in fact, I feel a little short, and I want to see when I can grow taller." ”

“……”

Shangguan said helplessly: "You're not short, are you!" It is estimated that there is 1.65 meters, which is good among girls. ”

"I want to grow to 1.68 meters, so that the clothes look better in that way." Zhang Tingting smiled and pulled out the tape measure: "Stand up, hold your chest up and look up." ”

The competent man shook his head, clamped the head of the tape measure between his feet, and stood up straight.

Zhang Tingting pulled the box ruler up, stood on tiptoe to look at it, and couldn't help exclaiming: "One meter eighty-three!?" Wow! No way! ”

"One meter eighty-three?" Shangguan Nengren was surprised: "Can't!" I only measured it last week, and it was 1.78 meters. ”

"It's really 1.83 meters!" Zhang Tingting put away the tape measure, her face full of envy: "Powerful man, you must have developed a second time, and you envy me to death." ”

"Uh......" The competent man scratched his head, still feeling that something was wrong. I looked down and saw the shoes on my feet, and patted my head: "What a meter eighty-three!" Aren't you still wearing shoes? The heel of my shoe is still three centimeters! ”

"Oh? Oh yes. Zhang Tingting also remembered, and smiled: "That's also one meter eight, powerful man, you were only a little more than one meter seven before the summer vacation!" ”

"One meter seventy-three." Shangguan Nengren touched the top of his head and smiled quite satisfied: "My parents are not tall, I thought I was only about 1.7 meters, but I didn't expect a sudden outbreak." ”

"Envy, is there any secret? What did you eat during the summer vacation? Zhang Tingting asked with sparkling eyes.

"I didn't eat anything, the same as before." Shangguan people spread their hands, in fact, he knew that his sudden rise in size was related to the transformation of "Decathlon", but he would not say this secret if he was killed, he had read too many fantasy novels, and he was afraid that he would be sliced and studied after being exposed.

"Alas!" Zhang Tingting had a bitter face: "You are all 1.8 meters, when will I grow to 1.68 meters!" ”

"Now it's OK! What do women do when they are so tall? I still want to have a baby and play basketball! The competent man pouted and straddled the car again.

"You just gave birth!" Zhang Tingting blushed and snorted lightly.

"I'm not going to have children, that's your women's business." Shangguan Nengren smiled, saw that the people in the carport were almost gone, and said, "Let's go!" It's not raining today, so you don't need me to send it! ”

"Who wants you to send it, stinky beauty." Zhang Tingting snorted lightly, stuffed the box ruler into her schoolbag, took the bicycle, and left early.

Shangguan Nengren looked at her back, smiled, and was about to leave, but heard a mysterious voice: "What is the relationship between you and Tingting?" ”

Shangguan turned his head, saw this person, and suddenly said: "It's you!" ”

It's none other than Bai Yutang, who invited Zhang Tingting yesterday and couldn't succeed, and her life is as lonely as snow.

"Humph!" Bai Yutang's eyes were on fire, and from the next night's self-study, he wanted to invite Zhang Tingting to go home together, but he didn't expect Zhang Tingting to ignore him, but instead got intimate with the functional person in the carport.

After chasing Zhang Tingting for more than a year, Bai Yutang was willing to be pried into the corner of his wall by a skinny monkey who was not good-looking, in this school, there are some people he can't afford to provoke, but there are absolutely no capable people among these people.

Walking over, Bai Yutang stared at Shangguan Capable Man viciously, and sneered: "Since you know me, stay away from Tingting in the future, otherwise I don't mind letting you disappear from the school." ”

"Oh?" Shangguan was able to think about it, and suddenly said: "By the way, your father is the director of education, and it is a matter of one sentence who our schools in the city want to expel him." ”

"It's good to understand." Bai Yutang was proud in his heart, that's right, as long as you are a student in this city, your future will be in my hands, those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose me will die.

"Okay!" The competent man got out of the car, supported the car, moved his hands and feet, twisted his neck, piled the backs of his hands together, and made a Kabakaba sound: "Originally! Uncle eats soft and not hard, if you say a few good words to me, saying that you like Zhang Tingting, and hope I can help me or something, I may really provide you with some convenience, but you actually threaten me.

Hehe, the last thing I'm afraid of your uncle is threats, anyway, I'm a fart, there's nothing to be afraid of, even if I drop out of school, I'm going to cripple you. ”

"You...... What do you want? Don't mess around! My dad is the Secretary for Education! Offend me, and you're done! Bai Yutang Bai grew one meter eighty-two tall, and his body size was much more burly than that of the Shangguan people, but his face was pale with fright by the Shangguan people, and he retreated again and again.

"Secretary for Education, huh? Hehe, even the director of the public security bureau is not afraid! Shangguan Neng Man smiled coldly and shouted: "Lao Tzu is the one who beats you!" ”

Smack-

"Ah~~~"

With a slap, Bai Yutang screamed on the spot, fell to the ground, his cheeks bulged high, and with a poof, two big teeth spit out from his mouth.

"Ahh My teeth! Bai Yutang burst into tears.

The body of the Shangsheng person has undergone a second transformation, and the strength has reached a rather terrifying state, purely in terms of strength, it is not even much worse than Tyson in his heyday.

The boxers who have fought with Tyson in his heyday have the same feelings, and when they hit Tyson's fist, it is like being hit by a train, which shows the power of Tyson's heavy punches, and even in the famous arcade game, Tyson is set as one of the four kings.

Although Shangguan is not a fist, but with a slap to knock out Bai Yutang's two teeth, his subordinates are merciful, if it is really ruthless, it is possible for Bai Yutang to die on the spot.

"Relying on your father to be the director of education, you are awesome!" Shangguan stood in front of Bai Yutang, condescending, with a full face: "I want to kill you, like pinching an ant to death, don't say that your father is the director of education, even if your father is Li Gang, he can't save you!" ”

"Don't kill me! Don't kill me! It's me who is wrong! I'm not a thing, I'm not a person! Please spare me! I'll give you money! I'll give you a lot of money! The evil qi released by the competent person completely broke Bai Yutang's psychological defense, and he knelt down in horror, hugged the thigh of the competent person, cried bitterly, and begged for mercy.

"You're too noisy." Shangguan was able to listen to the noise, and he slapped it again, this time it was Bai Yutang's right cheek, and now both sides of his face were swollen, like a pig's head.

Shangguan Nengren sneered: "The Lord said that if someone hits you on the left cheek, then you have to let him hit the right cheek as well. I am now here to teach you on behalf of the Lord, so that you can remember it longer, in this world, there are always some people you can't afford to mess with. ”

Shangguan is pretending to be forced here, but Bai Yutang didn't hear a word, and he was already in shock when the slap went down just now.

"Hey, do you hear that?" Seeing that Bai Yutang was lying on the ground and did not react, Shangguan raised his eyebrows and went up and kicked him.

"Huh?"

Another kick.

"Not yet!"

It's a ruthless kick again.

“……”

"Damn! That's not going to work? It's useless! Shangguan Nengren scolded and scolded, raised his fingers, and shot out a mana, which went straight into the White Jade Hall Seal Hall.

This is a very simple and small means for cultivators, which can erase part of a person's memory.

Don't think that Shangguan is really reckless, in fact, when he walked over from Bai Yutang, he knew that the comer was not good, and a few handprints laid down a maze array, so that people from the outside world could not see the situation here, and then set up a silence array, and even the sound could not be transmitted, if it weren't for this, how could Shangguan be so arrogant.

Now the two slaps slapped Bai Yutang over, and the Shangguan capable person was happy: paralyzed, Lao Tzu will finally be arrogant in the future, see who dares to be arrogant with Lao Tzu!

Eliminated this memory in Bai Yutang's carport, Shangguan turned over Bai Yutang, but he didn't expect that there was really an unexpected gain, Bai Yutang, the second generation of officials, actually carried more than 5,000 'huge money'.

Shangguan Nengren's mouth was cracked behind his ears: "Robbing the house is really the fastest deal to make money, and a few more ** will trouble me in the future!" Wowhaha! ”

For the sake of safety, Shangguan Nengren rummaged through his schoolbag, took out half a roll of toilet paper, and carefully wiped his fingerprints off Bai Yutang's body, now there are too many high-tech means for the police to solve the case, and a little clue may be revealed, he doesn't want to enter the bureau to drink tea, even if he knows Xu Jingru's eldest sister, it is useless, and with Xu Jingru's jealous and hateful character, it will be more serious if he can't keep in.

After confirming that there were no fingerprints left, Shangguan Nengren cautiously rode the bicycle and ran away, as for the Lost Trace Array and the Silence Array, if they lose their mana blessing, they will be automatically lifted after an hour.

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