Chapter 202: Jumping off the building
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Falling out of love is really a legitimate reason for jumping off a building to commit suicide, no one can refute it, no one can laugh at it, most of these people are literary and artistic young people, Xing is sensitive and fragile, and in film and television works, you can always meet a few such love saint horns who die for love every year, and they can sing and cry. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
When the little policeman heard that Ye Huan had fallen out of love, his face suddenly showed sympathy and pity, and his tone was even smaller
Heart.
"As the saying goes, there is no grass at the end of the world", the old tune that has been used indiscriminately to persuade lovelorn people, burst out of the mouths of the little policemen almost without thinking.
"You save it, in other words, it's fresh" Ye Huan coped with it on his lips, but he was crying silently in his heart.
I'm just drinking and sleeping on the rooftop, and it has something to do with suicide? Now what? Countless onlookers downstairs looked at him, some regretful, some anxious, of course, some coaxed, and many people came up on the rooftop one after another, including policemen and firefighters, and even reporters with cameras......
Dude is famous now......
This is the fork that flashed through Ye Huan's mind at this moment.
At this time, Ye Huan's eyes were really swirling with tears, he was in a hurry.
"This Mr. Ye, although I don't know what happened to me and your lover, death is not the solution to the problem, communication is the only way to have a long-lasting relationship"
The little policeman persuaded bitterly.
"I" Ye Huan opened his mouth, wanting to tell him that he was not committing suicide, but just sleeping on the rooftop, but seeing that there were more and more people gathered on the rooftop, everyone was twenty meters away from him, and they all asked him earnestly not to commit suicide, Ye Huan couldn't help but tremble a few times.
If you tell them the truth at this time, I'm afraid you'll be pushed downstairs by the indignant crowd, right? If it doesn't work, I'll have to beat him up.
Ye Huan sighed.
What to do?
Lou, if you don't commit suicide, you have to commit suicide, so many pairs of eyes are staring, it's not appropriate not to jump this building...............
"My lover broke up with me." Ye Huan leaned on the railing of the rooftop, hiding his face and crying.
The little policeman's eyes lit up, and the drama was coming!
What I'm most afraid of is the kind of person who refuses to say anything and has a dead muscle in his head, as long as he is willing to speak, it means that there is still the possibility of being persuaded to come back, and he can be regarded as accumulating virtue.
"Oh? Broke up? Why did you break up? For economic reasons? Or is it emotional? Or does the family disagree? The little policeman began to brew persuasive rhetoric in his head.
"She thinks I'm not a QQ member, and I have a lower level than her," Ye Huan's mouth became more and more dry.
Little Policeman: "......
The onlookers were dumbfounded: "............"
What is the reason for this Nima?
"Good morning audience, this reporter just sent the news from a community, this morning, a young man surnamed Ye stood on the roof of the community building, his expression was very painful, wandering on the edge of the roof from time to time, some enthusiastic citizens found that the situation was wrong, immediately called the police, and contacted the reporter of this station, this reporter rushed to the scene for the first time, and used the camera to faithfully record the hesitation and hesitation of young people before committing suicide, hoping to trigger our thinking about life, Are the values of the younger generation healthy or distorted, and how can we correctly guide young people to face setbacks in life......
In the shaking camera, Ye Huan sat outside the fence on the rooftop with a crying face, pretending to be desperate and crazy, waving his hands and shouting at the camera.
"Don't shoot! Don't shoot! What's there to shoot about jumping off a building? Take more pictures of the things that the people like to see, and don't mess around here! ”
"Look at the excitement below, what is urging! When did Lao Tzu jump off what did you do? I don't care about you! Beware of your blood! ”
"The one in the white coat, get out of here! Lao Tzu doesn't donate organs! ”
“…………………”
Gao Shengnan, who was sitting at home eating breakfast and watching the morning news on TV, inadvertently glanced at the TV, and then his beautiful eyes widened in vain, and the whole person was completely stunned as if he had been struck by lightning.
At the same time, Zhou Mei, Liu Mei, who lived in the capital, and He Ping, who was smoking a cigarette in the office of the Blue Sword Special Brigade, etc., knew and didn't know, all saw this on TV
In the smoke, the smile on the corner of He Ping's mouth became deeper and deeper.
"It's interesting, it's rare to see people who want to commit suicide still so alive before they die"
What is it like to catch ducks on the shelves, Ye Huan finally tasted it, it was very uncomfortable, on the rooftop and downstairs, there were more and more onlookers and comforters, Ye Huan was gradually horrified to find that things were getting bigger and bigger The conscience of heaven and earth, he really just slept on the rooftop, how beautiful the world is, who the likes to jump off the building?
Downstairs was already crowded with people, as if a grand event was being held, and everyone looked up at him vigorously, as if waiting for him to jump resolutely.
If it weren't for the fact that there was only one life, Ye Huan really didn't want to disappoint everyone, everyone's eyes were too much for him to refuse......
"Mr. Ye, I've said all the good and bad things, how to choose it depends on yourself, can you take a few steps to me? Don't stand by the fence, it's dangerous, if you don't mind, I'll take a few steps to you, what do you think? The little policeman's mouth was as dry as Ye Huan, and he had been persuading him for half an hour.
Ye Huan: "............"
Just get off the donkey, pretend to be half pushing, half hesitating, and when I look back, I will be moved by the sincerity of the little policeman, and I decided not to commit suicide again, and I am full of hope for life, and I will create a better tomorrow with my own hands......
That's it, and it ended perfectly.
After making up his mind, a relaxed smile just bloomed on the corner of Ye Huan's mouth, and when he was about to walk towards the little policeman, he suddenly heard a terrible shout, and the sound was like thunder, so shocking that Ye Huan almost fell from the upper floor.
"Ye Huan, you ...... Why are you so stupid? ”
Looking closely, Ye Huan actually saw Gao Shengnan wearing a police uniform, his hair was messy and appeared on the rooftop, his beautiful and moving face was covered with tears, and he was looking at him sadly, the regret and anxiety in his eyes were repeatedly entangled, which was heartbreaking.
Ye Huan was stunned for a moment, and then took back the tui that he had stepped out of, with a sad face.
Yes, the situation is getting more and more complicated, and it is not suitable for me to return at this time, so continue to commit suicide.
Without waiting for Ye Huan to speak, several familiar figures appeared on the rooftop one after another, panting Liu Mei and Zhou Mei, and He Zhong with an indifferent face.
"Ye Huan, what do you want to jump off the building if you can't think of anything?" Liu Mei asked with tears streaming down her face.
The little policeman kindly told her on the side: "He said he fell out of love." ”
Liu Mei, Zhou Mei, Gao Sheng, and the three women pouted for a moment, and then said in unison: "You still have me when you fall out of love!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the three girls looked at each other in amazement, and then Lu showed an expression of not admitting defeat, and there seemed to be a crackling sound of electric fire colliding in the air, and the atmosphere was very solemn.
Ye Huan covered his face and lamented, this time it is even more lively, the window paper that he didn't want to poke open, now he has opened three ...... at a time
Ye Huan, who hadn't planned to commit suicide just now, really had an urge to jump off the building, and this impulse was very strong.
"You all be serious, I'm jumping off the building here, don't make a fool of yourself here" Ye Huan waved at them dissatisfiedly, as if chasing flies.
The captain He Ping also arrived at the scene at some point, and was looking at him with a light face.
Ye Huan's eyes couldn't help but look at him, and there was a pitiful look in his eyes.
Seeing Ji Huan's gaze asking for help, He Pingle was happy.
"Captain, what a coincidence? I actually met you here," Ye Huan smiled dryly.
He Ping nodded indifferently in response: "Hmm." ”
"I'm about to jump off the building......"
"Well, I'll wait, turn around and don't die, you come with me to a military court"
Ye Huan's face was even more ugly: "Don't scare me, I'm really jumping." ”
"Jump, look at the jump, I took a look when I came up just now, the airbag below is not in the right position, about two meters away from your current position, if you jump from the position you are standing in, you will definitely fall into a ball of meatloaf." He Ping, the old god, is in the way.
Ye Huan's eyelids jumped, and he immediately turned his head to look downstairs, this look couldn't help but make him angry, the air bag really didn't put it in the right position......
Ye Huan roared: "Hey, below!" Will it save people? The airbag is off track, bastard! Is there anyone like you who cares about human life? Nima wants to kill me? Are you responsible for the death of someone? What are you doing? Bring it up a little!
Come over a little more, well, yes, just leave this place still,...... By the way, is there enough gas? ”
The firefighters downstairs were furious, did this guy commit suicide or come to bungee jumping?
Zhou Mei's three daughters are not stupid, they can be said to be smart women in ice and snow, and after being stunned for a long time, they finally realized that something was not quite right.
According to Ye Huan's xingzi, how could this guy not commit suicide, besides, what person who really wants to die would spare his life to this extent?
"Bastard, dare to lie to me?"
Gao Shengnan was the first to hold back, gritting his teeth and glaring at him, angry flames gushing out of his beautiful eyes.
"Who said I lied to you? I'm really going to jump off the building," Ye Huan rolled his eyes and said.
"You jump, you jump down and show me!"
"Don't push me, I really jumped...... When the two were arguing, Liu Mei on the side was impatient, and she was also angry enough by Ye Huan.
"Grind and chirp, I'll help you!" Liu Mei is obviously not a lady who takes the gentle route, so she simply took off the high heels on her feet, raised her hand and flew towards Ye Huan's head.
Ye Huan was caught off guard, was hit by his shoes, and stumbled downstairs.
A miserable and desperate scream crossed in mid-air, and with a loud bang, Ye Huan landed impartially on the airbag that had already been inflated.
Xiongkou seemed to have been hit by a giant hammer, and he almost closed his breath on the spot, and then the bones all over his body seemed to be broken, and Ye Huan kept howling in pain.
It's wrong, it's too wrong, who am I going to reason with?
This is Ye Huan's only thought at the moment.
After being lifted off the airbag by the firefighters, Zhou Mei Sannu and He Ping all rushed downstairs.
The third girl's face was red, in addition to being annoyed, it seemed to be a little more shy, anyway, it was very complicated, Ye Huan didn't understand.
"Ye Huan, are you okay?" Zhou Mei asked with a blushing face.
Although she was very angry, she still unconsciously opened her mouth to care about him, and just now she said her truest thoughts in her heart in a hurry, and until now she was ashamed to stain her cheeks.
"I can't do it, I'm dying..."Ye Huan snorted with his eyes closed, his expression was very painful, this time he didn't pretend. Anyone jumping from a six-story building, even with an airbag underneath, is still uncomfortable.
I didn't recruit anyone in the early morning and didn't provoke anyone, why did you make this fuss?
A reporter rushed over to the side, put the microphone in front of Ye Huan's mouth and said, "This gentleman, what do you think now?" Why did you jump off the building? Ye Huan lifted on the stretcher and tried to pose as a star, and waved frequently at the camera in a reserved and noble manner: "Personal hidden, no comment, my feelings are a bit complicated, such as it's better not to drink on the rooftop, let alone sleep on the rooftop, the consequences are very serious......"
"Sir, please don't move, okay? Don't mind if I take a picture of you? ”
Ye Huan, who looked pained, perked up, forced himself up, and showed a smile that was more ugly than crying to the camera, and then showed his right index finger and middle finger, posing in a scissor hand shape, very kawaii.
"Yay"
After the flash, Ye Huan lay back on the stretcher weakly, and urged the doctor on the side: "Quick, send me to the hospital, I can still be rescued...............,.........,.........,.......................................,.........,.........
After a series of examinations, the doctor announced that Ye Huan was fine, but the periosteum of the xiong cavity was slightly ruptured, and it would be fine for a few days.
The crowd breathed a sigh of relief.
In the luxurious single ward, Ye Huan was eating apples, and the appearance of enjoyment made people want to throw him off the roof again.
made such a big commotion, this guy actually has the face to eat apples" said! Why pretend to jump off a building to lie to us? Gao Shengnan unceremoniously pinched Ye Huan's ears and asked menacingly.
"Drop it! Don't talk nonsense, who pretended to jump off the building? Thousands of people saw it, and I did jump from the stairs, can this be called pretending? ”
"And quibble! Make up a set of lovelorn nonsense to fool the police, do you know what kind of xing nature this behavior is? ”
"Hurry up! Otherwise, I'll jump back upstairs and die to show you."
Gao Shengnan's vicious face suddenly flashed with a touch of cunning: "If you disturb social order, you will be detained and Zhantian, now I will give you a chance to atone for my crimes, and help me solve the Liang Zhulan Huā case, I will not pursue this matter, how about it?" ”
"I still think it's more appropriate to detain for 15 days," Ye Huan refused without thinking.