Chapter 664: "Kangxi is Coming" [II]
Chapter 664 "Kangxi is Coming" [II]
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The original tense atmosphere ended because of this big episode, Yang Lin secretly wiped a handful of sweat, it was really not easy to perform well on variety shows, so many of his troubles were exposed, he obviously didn't expect it.
Xiao S wanted to show his three treasures more than once, but all of them were defended by Yang Lin, who came prepared, and he didn't let the "perverted girl" Xiao S take advantage.
Xiao S has three tricks: "Salty Pig Hand", "Sitting on the Thigh", "Princess Hug", the list of handsome victims includes Zhou Jielun, Luo Zhixiang, Wang Lihong and so on.
"Why are you hiding from me so far? People are not flood beasts, Kangkang, you said he doesn't like a beauty like me, are you ready to come out? On the surface, Xiao S seemed to have given up the temptation of male sex and began to dig a pit for Yang Lin again.
I already knew that this would be the result, Yang Lin didn't say anything, he smiled bitterly at Xiao S and said, "Are you hating because of love?" I'll put my private life aside for the time being, and how about everyone pay attention to my work? ”
Since Yang Lin didn't want to say it, Xiao S and Cai Kangyong didn't force him, anyway, there are so many things to say.
"When it comes to work, I'm curious. What movie and TV albums do others want to promote to come to my show, but what are you going to promote? The new album is not out, and the movie is not released, what are we talking about? Why don't you tell us about this year's plans? Cai Kangyong sat on the rotating chair and spread his hands, he made a look of embarrassment.
Yang Lin snorted and asked, "I'm here to promote myself, this should be allowed, right?" ”
Xiao S nodded, took over the conversation, and said, "Of course you can, but you have to promote yourself, at least show your talent." That's how we can get to know you in all directions! So, let's have a pas de deux first! ”
Yang Lin frowned and thought about it, and said, "I have a lot of talents, what do you want to see." Take your pick! He stood up confidently, not taking any of this seriously.
Xiao S laughed a little maliciously, Cai Kangyong has been partnering with her for so long, so he naturally knows what is hidden behind this smile, he did not remind Yang Lin, but said with added vinegar: "Yang Lin, are you sure we have some talents." What can you perform? ”
Not carried away by these at all, after Yang Lin nodded, he found that something was wrong, and he added: "Of course, some out-of-the-way talents are forgotten, the mainstream, I'll try to perform when I say it." Let me sell myself today! ”
The excited screams of the audience made Yang Lin a little excited, and he got up from the sofa. After a brief movement of his body, he continued to say defiantly: "Come on, I'm ready!" ”
Xiao S kept his head down. I don't know what she's thinking, I can only see her shoulders twitching, as if crying, but that's not her style. Yang Lin prefers to call this phenomenon her convulsions.
She jerked her head up, and her face appeared in front of the camera lens with a suppressed smile, "You can do anything?" Then give me a striptease, pole dancing too! Guys, get on the props! ”
What does it mean to shoot yourself in the foot? Yang Lin is officially enlightened today, he tilted his head, looked at Xiao S and said, "You just sincerely want to play me, right?" I'm not going to show you. Tempt you to death! What do you say is good about acting? ”
Yang Lin is also the first person to make Xiao S deflated on the stage of "Kangxi is Coming", he seems to be in love with Xiao S, as if he really has a big holiday. …,
"It's not a place where you can come and play however you want. Do you think that if you are the king, you can play a big name? I'm in charge of my territory, come. Let's put on a performance! Xiao S's first half of the sentence was fierce, she put one hand on her waist, and seemed to be really mad.
But the momentum of the second half of the sentence suddenly exhausted, and there was a feeling of anticlimactic.
Yang Lin didn't want to make the show too much, he shouted "music!" After that, he began to beat, here he imitated Michael Jackson's space step, mixed with the dynamic rhythm of "Black-or-white", Yang Lin added a little adaptation, jumping out of his own taste.
Cai Kangyong opened his mouth and unconsciously let out some interjections, "Wow! Oh! Hum! ”
And Yang Lin is running all over the stage domineeringly, and it seems that he is already immersed in it and can't extricate himself.
"Enough is enough, I think you have to add the title of Asian Dance King to the back of so many titles. It's amazing, it's a very cool stage, and if you can change into a stage performance costume, it will probably be shocking. Cai Kangyong commented very pertinently, he has always admired a versatile king like Yang Lin, after all, talent is only one aspect, and acquired efforts also account for a large proportion.
After that, Yang Lin performed his singing skills again, but he performed a famous chapter in Peking Opera - Daiyu Funeral Flower. I haven't practiced for a long time, but because of the original shooting, my memory is still quite clear, so he finished the performance and won a full house.
"I want to say that Yang Lin is really an all-round artist, from hosting to acting, from singing to directing, there seems to be nothing he can't do, stir-frying, cooking, anti-virus, programming, it seems that he should be able to. He is simply the four good men of the new generation. If Xiao S is not already married, I want to introduce her to you! ”
When listening to Cai Kangyong's serious jokes, Yang Lin felt awkward for no reason, and he took over the conversation: "I can now go to the hall, go down to the kitchen, write code, find out abnormalities, kill Trojan horses, climb over walls, beat hooligans, afford to drive a good car, and can afford to buy a new house!" I am a good man in the new century, but unfortunately there is a master of the grass, don't be delusional about loosening the soil! ”
His face flushed with a series of words, and a series of words made the audience and the hosts collectively dumbfounded, and they were silent for a while before applause rang out.
Yang Lin breathed lightly, this is a small part of the jokes he had seen on the Internet before, and it seems that it still has a good effect after proper processing by himself.
What he didn't know was that these words would go viral on the Internet and become the standard for a good man in the new era. And he wouldn't know that just because of these words, he had a lot of beautiful fans.
The recording of the program "Kangxi is Coming" was very pleasant, there was no break in between, Yang Lin and Xiao S quarreled all the way to the end of the show, making the scene look full of gunpowder.
"It's a pleasure to be on this show, I apologize to you, I didn't mean to target you on the show!" Yang Lin smiled at Xiao S. has finished recording, Yang Lin has no intention of staying here, he wants to rush back to Bei~Beijing to participate in the first meeting of "Painted Skin".
Xiao S looked generous, she waved her hand and said, "Although you don't have any gentlemanly demeanor, I still sincerely invite you to be on our show again." If you're going to release a new album or a movie release, you might as well consider us, the ratings of our show are okay! ”
Cai Kangyong also nodded, and echoed: "Yes, I now want to go behind the scenes to do planning." Yang Lin, you must come to our show this summer, and we will also invite Liu Yifei to see what the effect of your couple becoming opponents is, it shouldn't be bad! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )